- >School is out for the day and you're merrily skipping towards the exit when Sunset Shimmer grabs your shoulder.
- >"Whoa there, 'Non!"
- "NOPE, GOT PLACES TO BE!"
- >You don't, except NOT HERE.
- >School is over; you'll be damned if you stay on campus a second longer than required by truancy laws or whatever the hell they use as a legal basis to keep your ass in the seat.
- >Sunset rolls her eyes, but matches your pace.
- >"Got a date or something?" she teases. "I mean, you don't, right? Because that would be kinda beyond what I can comprehend."
- "Nah, just porn."
- >Not a bad idea, actually. It's been a few days.
- >"Okay, TMI, Anon," Sunset sighs. "I know I'm like, your only friend here, tranny, but -"
- "Don't call me that."
- >"Why not? You're a transfer student, right?"
- >You take a swing at her, which she easily ducks, just like she has all those times before.
- "You know that's not what -"
- >"Yeah, I know," Sunny laughs, jogging up ahead and holding the door open for you. "Ladies first!"
- "Anywhere else, and this would be considered bullying. You know that, right?"
- >"Nope, it wouldn't! Because I'm your friend, remember? I'm allowed to tease you!"
- >She smiles as you jog past her.
- >Well, yeah, maybe she is allowed, but it's a two-way street.
- "Know what, Sunny? I think I'll go with some hentai today."
- >You skip down the steps, followed closely by your friend.
- >"Ewww! Stop!"
- "Maybe something involving vampires or werewolves or something. I've always wanted to stick my dick in a mythological creature."
- >"I'm a vampire!"
- "What."
- >You spin around to see what kind of prank she's pulling now and nearly fall.
- >Momentum is a bitch.
- >"I said, I'm a vampire," Sunset repeats, looking away suddenly. "I mean, not that I'd even let you get close to me or anything, but, you know, just a for-your-information kind of thing, so -"
- "Bullshit. You're standing in the sun right now."
- >She takes two steps back, until the shadow of the building hides her from the light.
- >"Um, sunscreen?"
- "Not buying it. Now hurry up, if you're not going to let me go, then come over to my place. You said you'd help me go over those math problems -"
- >"Wait, just let me..."
- >Sunset turns away, grunting wordlessly as she struggles to pull something out of her backpack - without taking it off.
- >"There!"
- >She spins around, a flashy pair of sunglasses covering her eyes, a collapsible umbrella in her hand.
- >"You're right, 'Non," Sunny smirks, pressing the stud on the umbrella... once... twice... okay, third time's a charm... no, it's just a piece of junk.
- >BAMPFH!
- >Okay, fourth time was the charm.
- "I know I'm right. You promised to help me, so don't try to get out of it now. Or, you know, just let me go home in peace."
- >"No, I mean, you're right, I'm not wearing any sunscreen, that's why -"
- "And you're not a vampire."
- >She pouts, but doesn't argue.
- >You don't have time for this.
- >Only three steps later, you can hear the clop of her heavy boots chasing after you.
- >"FINE!" she snarls, stepping up beside you. Still wearing the damned sunglasses and holding the umbrella to shield her from the sun. "But you BETTER clean up your room. If I see just ONE of your dirty magazines -"
- "Don't have any."
- >"Why pretend, 'Non?" she asks. "You're the biggest perv I know."
- "And why would you think that?"
- >Not that she isn't right...
- >"One, because you're a guy -"
- >Point.
- >" - and two, because you're you."
- >Match.
- "Meh."
- >You shrug.
- "Still the truth, though."
- >"I can't -"
- "Get everything off the internet."
- >"Okay, nevermind," Sunny sighs, probably regretting bringing it up. Or being born. One of those. "I can believe that."
- "So are you going to give up pretending you're a vampire?"
- >"I'm not pretending!"
- >You stop walking - she takes two-and-a-half more steps before realizing you're no longer beside her.
- "Well, I guess I can't let you into my house, then."
- >"And why not!?" she demands, turning slightly and glaring angrily.
- "Because you're a VAMPIRE."
- >Sunny sighs loudly and pulls off her glasses - just so you can see her rolling her eyes, you suspect.
- >"Okay, fine! You caught me! I'm not actually a vampire. Just a unicorn that took on a human form."
- >You continue to stare.
- >After a few seconds of fidgeting, she collapses the umbrella and stuffs it into her backpack.
- >"Let's just get this -"
- "That's cool."
- >She glances up, giving you a are-you-seriously-this-retarded? look.
- >"What now, 'Non," she sighs.
- "Oh, nothing. Just... "
- >"What?"
- >You shrug again.
- "Well, I didn't have my heart set on vampires. A pony is fine, too."
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