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Author: BadGrammarFag
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Date: FEB 26TH, 2015
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Forced Moon chapter2
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>You are Anonymous.
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>Who else could you be faget, you're the only one here.
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>You're sitting on the steps of your "former" home.
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>The trees quietly perform the song of their people, their leaves rustling on a gentle breeze.
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>The sun is slowly setting on the horizon.
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>Now add some credits in the background and you've got yourself a nice ending for some shit-tier movie.
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>Probably some spaghetti western, because of the generous amount of pasta in your pockets right now.
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>There's also an amazing collection of travel bags standing before you.
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>...
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>Okay, there's only two.
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>You always packed lightly for your travels.
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>Well, technically you're moving from your house for a month or so.
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>To Canterlot.
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>To the royal palace.
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>To the Princess of the Night, which gone seriously bonkers over you.
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>You sighed loudly.
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>If you only decided to have your coffee, like a simple plebian, you wouldn't be here now.
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"Fuck."
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>Good, good let the butthurt flow through you, you high maintenance fool.
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>Preparing for this whole "most spaghetti filled month of your life" voyage, was a simple affair.
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>You didn't have a lot to pack.
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>When your "former" boss almost kicked you out of the store, instead of going stright home, you went to see your friends.
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>Yeah, you have those here.
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>Friendship is magic bitches.
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>When you told them that you're moving, their reaction was "meh" at best, so maybe not as magic as you thought.
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>They told you that after all Canterlot is really close and a month isn't such a lot of time to be away.
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>Some of them even wished you luck on your stay there.
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>Filthy casuals.
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>You never wanted to move.
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>You had enough moving, after moving from one reality to another almost a year ago.
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>Only two p0nes had diffrent reactions on your devastating news.
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>First one was naturally Ponka Po.
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>At first she was crushed with your words, thinking she's gonna lose a good friend.
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>Not that you were spending a lot of time, with this cocaine abusing mare.
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>After that, she wanted to throw you a "farewell for a month" party, but you quickly shot her eagerness down.
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>There was simply no time to do that.
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>When she calmed down, she gave you a whole bag of your favourite sweets, free of charge.
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>Maybe someday she'll agree to bake something based on your own, original recipes.
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>As of now, she was just laughing at them, claiming that the recipe largely consisting out of various booze, wasn't a recipe for a cake.
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>You beg to differ.
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>Ponko Pee also promised you a big party, next time you're in Ponyville.
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>The second p0ne who had a different reaction than everyone else, was Twilight.
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>Because she had none.
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>When you showed yourself at the castle again, she was nowhere to be found.
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>Spike told you, that after he woke up in the late morning, not long after your hurried departure, she closed herself in the castle library for a couple of hours.
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>She was supposed to look very disturbed by something, which in Spike's opinion, was nothing new.
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>Right before you came, she told him she's going to the royal palace and isn't sure, when she'll be back.
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>You actually took it as a good sign.
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>Maybe you would meet her there.
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>Perhaps she would help you, if Luna would overpower you with her shenanigans.
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>Twilight versus Luna.
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>Nothing is certain, though it would be a sight to see.
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>In the end Luna would probably massacre Twilight, but not before an epic alicorn battle.
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>However to tell the truth, you hope that if any confrontation happens between those two, it would be only on the verbal level.
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>You're not very keen on seeing your friends suffering.
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>Some strange noises pulled you out of your thoughts.
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>You looked at the road leading to Canterlot, that was near your house.
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>Those could be the sounds of a chariot, which Celestia was supposed to send for you.
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>Nope, nothing there.
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>However, the sounds were getting closer.
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>You looked at the sky.
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"Howlie fack!"
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>There was a chariot there, but it was a fucking flying one.
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>You didn't sign for this shit!
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>You have nothing against flying, if it's a big and sturdy plane, but not this litter box!
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>Perhaps, if you start running now, you manage to escape into the Everfree forest and live your life as a hermit there.
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>On the other hand though, Zecora would be rather pissed at that turn of events.
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>No sense in whining now, better grab your bags and face your fears.
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>When you finally landed in the palace courtyard, you were a permanent part of the chariot.
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>Your teeth and nails bore deep into its structure.
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>"Sir, you can leave the chariot now."
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>Your bloodshot eyes slowly turned, to look at the royal guard.
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"Gho fuchk yourshelf withh ah mace.h."
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>Your speech was pretty unintelligible, becouse of the generous amounts of the chariot's upholstery in your mouth.
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>"Sir, I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Can you please repeat that, Sir?"
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>Using all of your willpower, you managed to peel yourself off of the chariots frame.
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"I said 'Of course, just let me grab my bags mate'."
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>You did just that and hopped out of this flying matchbox.
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>In a fit of emotion, you wanted to throw yourelf on the ground and kiss it.
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>Still, you stopped yourself.
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>You were not as pathetic, yet.
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>Who knows what awaits you here.
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>"I see that you were able to arrive safely, my dear Anonymous."
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>Princess Celestia came out to greet you personally?
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>Luna is probably sleeping.
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>"Please, let me welcome you in my humble abode. The Canterlot Palace!"
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>Did she... did she just advertised the palace to you, by rising her voice at the end of her speech?!
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>The only thing missing, were some spectacular fireworks in the backround, when she said that.
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>You thought she would play in your team during the agreement.
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>Though, it looks like she'll try to make you like it here and in extend, to like being near her sister.
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>Shame on you Sunbutt, shame.
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"Welcome princess, thank you for your hospitality."
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>You didn't bow down.
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>Man, you're such a rebel!
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>"Come Anonymous, let's wait for my sister in the royal dining room, you must be famished."
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>She instructed the guards to take care of your belongings and showed you inside.
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>Journey to your destination was rather uneventful, but at the same time, a real treat for the eyes.
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>It was obvious Celestia chose that route.
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>She tried to portray to you every tapestry, sculpture and painting you pass by.
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>You blocked most of it, just nodding your head from time to time, but you have to admit one thing.
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>Even a simple guy like you could tell, that the ponies arts and crafts were at the same level, as the one you saw back on Earth.
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>When you arrived at the dining room, there were already two slices of cake, waiting there for you on the table.
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>"I let myself order the food for both of us. I hope you don't mind and find it to your liking."
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>Okay, that's getting old and sad, like realy quick.
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"I don't mind, but please princess I can see what you're trying to pull. Let me tell you, I'm not a big fan of pampering."
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>Bullshit, you love every second of it.
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>Celestia smiled softly.
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>"I have no idea what you're talking about. Please, let us eat, before my sister join us."
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>You wanted to argue more, but you saw how she was looking at her slice of cake.
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>It was a look of a hungry predator that just saw its prey.
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>If you will be keeping her away from it for any longer, bad things gonna happen.
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"Let's dig in."
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>Mmm, now that's a nice cake.
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>Top marks on that one Sunbutt.
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>Celestia was eating her slice with great dignity.
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>Perhaps you were wrong about her little cake addiction?
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>Better forget about it, you don't wanna stick your nose, where you can lose it.
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>Speaking about noses, you just saw a dark blue one, entering the dining room along with the rest of Luna's body parts.
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>"Good evening dear sister and Anonymous."
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>Because your mouth were full, you just nodded your head.
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>Celestia set her fork aside and wiped her mouth with a napkin.
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>"Good evening Luna, please join us."
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>Without further delay Moonbutt chose the chair right beside you.
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>For a couple of seconds there was like an arm's lenght of air between you, but it quickly changed.
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>Without a care in the world, night princess extended one of her alicorn wings behind your back.
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>Then she swiftly scooped you up along with your squeaking chair, as close to her as it was practically possible.
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>Your chairs were connected now, and you could felt her body heat along your side.
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>Also, she left her wing spread out on the back of your chair, some of the feathers touching your neck.
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>Damn, they were so soft.
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>What the actual fuck she was thinking, acting like that?!
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>Did her instincts just acted up, or was this her conscious decision?
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>Celestia raised her brow, seeing what her sister was doing.
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>"I see you're getting comfortable with the situation rather quick, dear sister?"
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>Luna had a shit eating grin on her muzzle.
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>"No time like the present, dear Celestia."
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>Ok, 'time' to file a complaint.
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>Before you had any chance to speak your mind, another p0ne entered the room.
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>"Your coffee princess."
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>She was from the palace kitchen staff and brought Luna her hot beverage.
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>She didn't even blinked when she saw you and Luna.
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>The mare just put the steaming cup before her princess, bowed down and quietly left the room.
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>That's a well trained staff, if you ever saw one.
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>10 points for Gryffindor.
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>Celestia finished eating her cake.
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>"I'm afraid that I have to leave you now, there are matters that need my attention elswhere."
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>She got up from the table and looked at Luna.
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>"I'm leaving Anonymous in your care sister. I hope I'm doing the right thing."
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>Dark blue alicorn princess looked hurt.
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>"Why, of course it is. You act like you didn't know me. I'm not some savage pony, who would hurt him."
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>Celestia sighed.
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>"It's not him, who I'm worried about. Do you remember that griffon ambasador is still in the palace and will be here for a couple more days?"
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>Bella is still around?!
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>Full spectrum of "Oh fuck!".
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>On top of that, her memory of you, or Luna's behavior, was erased by Celestia.
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>If by any chance, she would meet you in the palace, she could repeat her behavior towards you from the morning.
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>If at the same time Luna would be nearby, you get a great recipe for a minced griffon.
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>Princess of the Night squinted her eyes.
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>"By all means, I remember about this fact. I also remember our talk, which we had after today's events and I can assure you that I'm fully capable of controlling myself around her, or anypony else."
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>You're sure Bella's magically cured bones beg to differ.
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>Celestia nodded her head.
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>"That's good. Keep in mind that I trust you Luna."
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>Without further delay white alicorn left the room.
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>As soon as her tail vanished from your sight, you heard Luna annoyed murmur.
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>"How can I forget that, you practicly tell me this every day."
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>Strong with this one, the sistely bond is.
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>Stifling a sigh, Moonbutt took a sip of her coffee.
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>Okay, what now?
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>Night princess fur brushed your arm.
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>Alright, you must get away from this awkward situation as quick as possible.
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>Maybe you can just stand up, like don't give a shit?
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>When you tried to do that, she pinned you down with her wing and pushed you on herself.
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>She did it all, without even looking at you.
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>"What's wrong, are you uncomfortable dear Anon? If you wish, you can share my chair with me."
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>Well, you don't have a choice do you?
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>This is getting on your nerves.
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>You have nothing against hugging, but only when both parties agree on it.
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>Looks like it's time for a strong, practical solution.
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>You need to use a trick, which you developed for breaking out of Ponks clutches.
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>That p0ne is a real hug whore.
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>Aaand action!
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>You pushed your finger into her snout.
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"Boop!"
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>She jumped in surprise, red blush spreading on her cheeks.
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>You used the commotion to quickly get up from your chair.
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"Forgive me, please. I just don't know what came over me."
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>She touched her snout with her hoof.
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>"Don't worry, nothing bad happened."
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>You bet that anyone else would lose a hand, or hoof for something like that.
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>Well, maybe except Celestia.
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>You hope that she noticed there is no way, to draw you into some "affectionate trap" in this dining room anymore.
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>She will probably try somewhere else.
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>"I can see that you are already bored, with this place. Good let's go somewhere else. Come with me."
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>Called it!
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>Luna walked over to and embraced you around your waist, with her wing.
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"Let's go."
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>She led you to something what looked like a large observation deck.
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>During your walk there, you managed to wriggle yourself out of her embrace.
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>You did it under the pretext of watching some paintings, hanged on the palace walls.
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>She didn't try to hug you again.
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>Maybe she finally took a hint and understood that you don't like to be forced into anything.
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>Not that she got it before, when you started running away from her in your dreams, right?
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>You leaned over the balustrade, watching the last rays of the setting sun.
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>Luna was right beside you.
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"Listen, I need to a-"
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>She put a hoof on your mouth.
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>"Hold that thought Anon, I need to do something."
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>Closing her eyes, she started to use her magic.
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>You saw the moon rising on the horizon.
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>Normally you would have been impressed, but as you stated before, you've seen some shit in your dreams, because of her.
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>When the big and shiny celestial body was at its rightfull place, she took her hoof out of your mouth.
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>Good, the taste of everything that stuck to her armored shoe, was getting rather annoying.
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>"Now you have my undivided attention"
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>You took a deep breath.
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"What I wanted to ask is whether you are aware of the situation we both found ourselves in?"
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>She looked at the night sky.
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>"I know you don't return my feelings for you, and that I have a month to somehow convince you otherwise."
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>She said that with a hint of hurt in her voice.
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>"I also know that you expect me to say that I regret what I've done to Bella, but you won't hear this."
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>You rised an eyebrow.
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>"She got what she deserved for her behavior."
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>Ok, things are getting weird.
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"You must be aware, that you almost crushed her on that wall you threw her at, right?"
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>She huffed loudly.
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>"Oh please, griffons are much more durable. They can survive a lot of punishment."
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>You really don't want to know how she knows that.
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"Alright, putting that aside, I was practically forced to be with you here. What do you see in me at all?"
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>She looked down at her hooves, a light red tint on her cheeks.
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>"If I tell you now, I'm afraid you won't understand it correctly."
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>At least you tried.
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>Now you won't know, what is it you do, that got her so interested in you and won't be able to stop doing that.
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>Man, you miss your home already.
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>The moonlight fell on you both.
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>Luna looked at you with her big teal eyes.
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>"I hope that one night, we could dance together, bathed in the light of my moon without a care in the world."
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>Damn, she's such a dreamer.
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>All in all, it's not a big surprise.
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>Her job is to set right the 'dreams' of others.
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>Despite yourself, you yawned aloud.
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>Her ears dropped.
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>Fuck.
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>You damned uncultured swine, now you look like an asshole!
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"Please pardon me, I'm sleepy because I had some problems sleeping last night."
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>Yeah, twist that knife more you dumb fuck.
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>Okay, time for some real white knight shit.
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"I think I have nothing against a little dance with a friend in the moonlight."
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>Her ears dropped even lower on the "f" word.
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>Fucking great, are you brain dead?!
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>Damn you, lack of sleep.
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>"That's alright, it can wait. I can see you're very tired. Come I will show you the room, you will be staying in."
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>During your way there, you asked Luna how can all of this "keeping her company" could actualy work for you.
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>After all she is a creture of the night and you're of the day.
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>When she is awake, you sleep and vice versa.
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>She replied that there will be no problem with it.
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>She'll arrange her duties in such a way, she'll be able to be with you for the second half of the day and the first half of the night.
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>There was you thinking you found a loophole in the agreement.
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>Where is this stupid room?!
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>You were already walking for so long, you're under the impression that it's on the moon itself.
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>"Patience my dear Anonymous, we're almost there."
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>Finally!
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>From now on, stairs are your new mortal enemy.
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>Before your eyes appeared a double doors leading to the room, which was guarded by a pair of night guards.
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>The doors were heavily ornamented.
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>Among other things, there were all phases of the moon portrayed on them.
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"Wait Luna, what is going on? I'm pretty sure this is your room!"
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>Smiling, she nodded her head.
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>"Of course that this is my room and now, yours as well."
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>Nope.avi
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>You stopped dead in your tracks.
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"I'm not going to share a room with you. It won't happen."
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>She looked at you confused.
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>"Why? I thought that you have nothing aginst sharing a little room with a friend."
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>Clever girl.
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>She's using your own words against you.
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"Nope, I want to have a separate room."
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>In this one, you'd have nowhere to run.
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>Luna stood before you.
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>"This is one of the best rooms in the whole palace, in the whole Equestria. Why would you reject it?!"
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>Ffffuuu...
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>Okay, if she wants to hear it, she will.
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>You balled your hands into fists.
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"I want to have a freedom of choice and I'm not a... horsefucker."
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>Her pupils shrank dangerously.
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>The temperature seemed to drop in the hallway.
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>With a corner of your eye, you saw that even normally stoic guards became a little scared.
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>In a heartbeat, Luna pinned you to the wall!
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>Both of her front hooves was on your chest.
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>"Don't be ridiculous! There's no time to prepare another room. You're sleep deprived and barely standing!"
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>Bullshit!
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>Instinct or not, you don't give a damn with her caring about you against your will.
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>She is trying to rudely manipulate you to share a room and probably the bed with her.
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>Time for your favourite line.
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"Go fuck yourself Moonbutt."
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>Her snout was dangerously close to your head now.
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>You felt her warm breath on your face.
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>"I thought that this is your responsibility."
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>Oh no, she didn't!
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>She was smiling at you, as if she just win this battle of wits.
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>Ok, that's it!
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>Using most of your strength, you pushed her off of yourself.
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>The guards didn't liked it one bit.
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>Both of them left their posts and start to walk in your direction, spears at the ready.
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>Luna turned to them.
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>"Stand down and get back to your posts!"
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>Reluctantly, they had withdrawn.
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>When she turned her head back again, in your direction, you were already at the first steps of the stairs.
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"I need a drink and no princess, you're not allowed to join! I'll be back at the place when I damn well please!"
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>She said nothing, so you started to walk away.
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>Getting out of the palace wasn't problematic.
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>Probably getting back inside, totaly drunk, will be more of a problem, but you don't give a damn.
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>You were walking through Canterlot streets in looking for some place, where you can get yourself smashed.
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>Your beautiful eyes stumbled upon one promising sign.
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>"The drunken mare."
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>Alright, you can check it.
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>The place was quite lively.
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>P0nes were drinking, conversing and shouting behind the big, round oaken tables.
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>There was also a little stage there, with some gray p0ne playing some vivd songs on violin.
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>You sat your happy ass down at the bar and ordered a whole bottle of their strongest booze.
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>Not finest.
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>You're not here to savour life.
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>Rather to mourn it.
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>At the end of your first and probably last bottle, you heard some loud shouting from the table to your right.
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>"What the buck is that?! You brought me a warm beer!"
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>Some red stallion was insulting a mare.
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>You asked barmare who was that guy.
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>"Oh him, he and his mares come here sometimes to have some fun."
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>You raised an eyebrow.
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"This doesn't look like fun."
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>Her lips turned to grimace.
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>"When he's drunk, he gets carried away at times. That guy have a really low standards in treating mares from his herd."
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>Asshole truly was giving one of his four mares a hard time about this fucking beer.
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>She was a dark blue pegasus.
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>To a degree, she reminded you of a certain someone you knew.
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>At some point, fucker pinned her head to the table and poured on her all of his beer.
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>What in the actual flying fuck!
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>You couldn't stand it any longer.
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>You got up from the stool to give this fucktard a lesson.
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>Everything started spinning!
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>Look at you fucking Gary Stu, you can bearly stand on your legs and you plan to save the world?!
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>Search_for_fucks.exe initiated.
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>Searching... Searching...
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>No fucks found.
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>Alright, let's do this Marines!
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>Slightly staggering you approached their table.
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"Hey dipshit, how about I treat your loser head with a beer?!"
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>Wow, you are still able to speak clearly!
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>High five!
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"Respect your mares, or you end up alone like a fucking amputated finger!"
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>Loser was not happy with your glorious advice.
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>"Shut up and get the buck away from here, you bald ape!"
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>What an ungrateful asshole.
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"Make me!"
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>He growled loudly.
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>"You want to get hurt so badly? Alright, girls show him some good time!"
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>All of his mares, besides the wet one, were standing enraged before you now.
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"Woah, if you want to fight, then fight with me yourself like a real man erm.. stallion, you fucking coward!"
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>Dumbass just laughed at you.
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>"I see you don't understand how herds are working. Even If I wanted to fight you, they would not let me. For as long as they wish to be a part of my herd, their instincts compel them to act in my defense!"
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>Dayum!
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>Who would like to be with a scumbag like him?!
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>Not that you see many free stallions around.
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>It must be really tough for a simple mare to find one willing to took her as his herd mate.
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>A bright pink pegasus, probably his lead mare shouted at you.
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>"Last chance to leave peacefully!"
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>You looked at that wet mare.
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>She was also glaring daggers at you.
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>Well, you can't help someone, who just don't want your help.
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>You began to slowly walk away.
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>However, your stupid body had a better idea.
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>You staggered dangerously in the red asshole's direction.
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>That alone was enough for his herd to attack.
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>You were punched in the face, knee and unfortunately balls at the same time.
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"Ugh!"
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>Fucking hell, better to shield yourself and start to fall back.
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>If not, they will beat you to a bloody pulp.
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>Throught the commotion you saw that the red fuck got up to hit you also.
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>You were not going to be as tolerant to him as to his mares!
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>When he came near you enough, you kicked him in the snout.
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>Now he can call himself 'the red baron', because of for how long he was flying in the air.
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>Your satisfaction didn't last long.
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>That splendid attack made you vulnerable.
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>You lost your balance.
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>One of his mares bucked you in the stomach.
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>When you bent down from the pain, the pink pegasus had hit you in the jaw, jumping from below.
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>Shoryuken!
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>You were thrown on the empty table behind you.
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>It toppled to its side under your weight.
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>Now you were leaning on it, half sitting, half lying on the dirty floor.
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>Where did all this blood came from?
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>Oh right, your face.
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>You were drunk, sleep deprived, beaten and your consciousness was at the edge of collapsing.
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>With misty eyes you saw this red fucker approaching you.
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>He was holding a broken bottle, which he picked up from the floor.
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>His lead mare stood before him.
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>"He had enough, he won't be a bother any longer!"
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>He shoved her to the side.
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>The music at the bar stopped playing.
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>"I will decide if he had enough! That bastard hurt me and I intend to return the favor!"
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>Shit, so this is it?
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>This is how you're going to die in this fucking talking horses land?
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End of chapter 2
by rmp
by rmp
by rmp