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BadGrammarFag - Forced Moon chapter 2

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Created: 2020-12-19 07:05:19
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  1. 1.
    Author: BadGrammarFag
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    Pastebin URL: en5AsARx.html
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    Date: FEB 26TH, 2015
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    Forced Moon chapter2
  8. 8.
     
  9. 9.
    >You are Anonymous.
  10. 10.
    >Who else could you be faget, you're the only one here.
  11. 11.
    >You're sitting on the steps of your "former" home.
  12. 12.
    >The trees quietly perform the song of their people, their leaves rustling on a gentle breeze.
  13. 13.
    >The sun is slowly setting on the horizon.
  14. 14.
    >Now add some credits in the background and you've got yourself a nice ending for some shit-tier movie.
  15. 15.
    >Probably some spaghetti western, because of the generous amount of pasta in your pockets right now.
  16. 16.
    >There's also an amazing collection of travel bags standing before you.
  17. 17.
    >...
  18. 18.
    >Okay, there's only two.
  19. 19.
    >You always packed lightly for your travels.
  20. 20.
    >Well, technically you're moving from your house for a month or so.
  21. 21.
    >To Canterlot.
  22. 22.
    >To the royal palace.
  23. 23.
    >To the Princess of the Night, which gone seriously bonkers over you.
  24. 24.
    >You sighed loudly.
  25. 25.
    >If you only decided to have your coffee, like a simple plebian, you wouldn't be here now.
  26. 26.
    "Fuck."
  27. 27.
    >Good, good let the butthurt flow through you, you high maintenance fool.
  28. 28.
    >Preparing for this whole "most spaghetti filled month of your life" voyage, was a simple affair.
  29. 29.
    >You didn't have a lot to pack.
  30. 30.
    >When your "former" boss almost kicked you out of the store, instead of going stright home, you went to see your friends.
  31. 31.
    >Yeah, you have those here.
  32. 32.
    >Friendship is magic bitches.
  33. 33.
    >When you told them that you're moving, their reaction was "meh" at best, so maybe not as magic as you thought.
  34. 34.
    >They told you that after all Canterlot is really close and a month isn't such a lot of time to be away.
  35. 35.
    >Some of them even wished you luck on your stay there.
  36. 36.
    >Filthy casuals.
  37. 37.
    >You never wanted to move.
  38. 38.
    >You had enough moving, after moving from one reality to another almost a year ago.
  39. 39.
    >Only two p0nes had diffrent reactions on your devastating news.
  40. 40.
    >First one was naturally Ponka Po.
  41. 41.
    >At first she was crushed with your words, thinking she's gonna lose a good friend.
  42. 42.
    >Not that you were spending a lot of time, with this cocaine abusing mare.
  43. 43.
    >After that, she wanted to throw you a "farewell for a month" party, but you quickly shot her eagerness down.
  44. 44.
    >There was simply no time to do that.
  45. 45.
    >When she calmed down, she gave you a whole bag of your favourite sweets, free of charge.
  46. 46.
    >Maybe someday she'll agree to bake something based on your own, original recipes.
  47. 47.
    >As of now, she was just laughing at them, claiming that the recipe largely consisting out of various booze, wasn't a recipe for a cake.
  48. 48.
    >You beg to differ.
  49. 49.
    >Ponko Pee also promised you a big party, next time you're in Ponyville.
  50. 50.
    >The second p0ne who had a different reaction than everyone else, was Twilight.
  51. 51.
    >Because she had none.
  52. 52.
    >When you showed yourself at the castle again, she was nowhere to be found.
  53. 53.
    >Spike told you, that after he woke up in the late morning, not long after your hurried departure, she closed herself in the castle library for a couple of hours.
  54. 54.
    >She was supposed to look very disturbed by something, which in Spike's opinion, was nothing new.
  55. 55.
    >Right before you came, she told him she's going to the royal palace and isn't sure, when she'll be back.
  56. 56.
    >You actually took it as a good sign.
  57. 57.
    >Maybe you would meet her there.
  58. 58.
    >Perhaps she would help you, if Luna would overpower you with her shenanigans.
  59. 59.
    >Twilight versus Luna.
  60. 60.
    >Nothing is certain, though it would be a sight to see.
  61. 61.
    >In the end Luna would probably massacre Twilight, but not before an epic alicorn battle.
  62. 62.
    >However to tell the truth, you hope that if any confrontation happens between those two, it would be only on the verbal level.
  63. 63.
    >You're not very keen on seeing your friends suffering.
  64. 64.
    >Some strange noises pulled you out of your thoughts.
  65. 65.
    >You looked at the road leading to Canterlot, that was near your house.
  66. 66.
    >Those could be the sounds of a chariot, which Celestia was supposed to send for you.
  67. 67.
    >Nope, nothing there.
  68. 68.
    >However, the sounds were getting closer.
  69. 69.
    >You looked at the sky.
  70. 70.
    "Howlie fack!"
  71. 71.
    >There was a chariot there, but it was a fucking flying one.
  72. 72.
    >You didn't sign for this shit!
  73. 73.
    >You have nothing against flying, if it's a big and sturdy plane, but not this litter box!
  74. 74.
    >Perhaps, if you start running now, you manage to escape into the Everfree forest and live your life as a hermit there.
  75. 75.
    >On the other hand though, Zecora would be rather pissed at that turn of events.
  76. 76.
    >No sense in whining now, better grab your bags and face your fears.
  77. 77.
     
  78. 78.
    >When you finally landed in the palace courtyard, you were a permanent part of the chariot.
  79. 79.
    >Your teeth and nails bore deep into its structure.
  80. 80.
    >"Sir, you can leave the chariot now."
  81. 81.
    >Your bloodshot eyes slowly turned, to look at the royal guard.
  82. 82.
    "Gho fuchk yourshelf withh ah mace.h."
  83. 83.
    >Your speech was pretty unintelligible, becouse of the generous amounts of the chariot's upholstery in your mouth.
  84. 84.
    >"Sir, I'm afraid I didn't understand that. Can you please repeat that, Sir?"
  85. 85.
    >Using all of your willpower, you managed to peel yourself off of the chariots frame.
  86. 86.
    "I said 'Of course, just let me grab my bags mate'."
  87. 87.
    >You did just that and hopped out of this flying matchbox.
  88. 88.
    >In a fit of emotion, you wanted to throw yourelf on the ground and kiss it.
  89. 89.
    >Still, you stopped yourself.
  90. 90.
    >You were not as pathetic, yet.
  91. 91.
    >Who knows what awaits you here.
  92. 92.
    >"I see that you were able to arrive safely, my dear Anonymous."
  93. 93.
    >Princess Celestia came out to greet you personally?
  94. 94.
    >Luna is probably sleeping.
  95. 95.
    >"Please, let me welcome you in my humble abode. The Canterlot Palace!"
  96. 96.
    >Did she... did she just advertised the palace to you, by rising her voice at the end of her speech?!
  97. 97.
    >The only thing missing, were some spectacular fireworks in the backround, when she said that.
  98. 98.
    >You thought she would play in your team during the agreement.
  99. 99.
    >Though, it looks like she'll try to make you like it here and in extend, to like being near her sister.
  100. 100.
    >Shame on you Sunbutt, shame.
  101. 101.
    "Welcome princess, thank you for your hospitality."
  102. 102.
    >You didn't bow down.
  103. 103.
    >Man, you're such a rebel!
  104. 104.
    >"Come Anonymous, let's wait for my sister in the royal dining room, you must be famished."
  105. 105.
    >She instructed the guards to take care of your belongings and showed you inside.
  106. 106.
    >Journey to your destination was rather uneventful, but at the same time, a real treat for the eyes.
  107. 107.
    >It was obvious Celestia chose that route.
  108. 108.
    >She tried to portray to you every tapestry, sculpture and painting you pass by.
  109. 109.
    >You blocked most of it, just nodding your head from time to time, but you have to admit one thing.
  110. 110.
    >Even a simple guy like you could tell, that the ponies arts and crafts were at the same level, as the one you saw back on Earth.
  111. 111.
    >When you arrived at the dining room, there were already two slices of cake, waiting there for you on the table.
  112. 112.
    >"I let myself order the food for both of us. I hope you don't mind and find it to your liking."
  113. 113.
    >Okay, that's getting old and sad, like realy quick.
  114. 114.
    "I don't mind, but please princess I can see what you're trying to pull. Let me tell you, I'm not a big fan of pampering."
  115. 115.
    >Bullshit, you love every second of it.
  116. 116.
    >Celestia smiled softly.
  117. 117.
    >"I have no idea what you're talking about. Please, let us eat, before my sister join us."
  118. 118.
    >You wanted to argue more, but you saw how she was looking at her slice of cake.
  119. 119.
    >It was a look of a hungry predator that just saw its prey.
  120. 120.
    >If you will be keeping her away from it for any longer, bad things gonna happen.
  121. 121.
    "Let's dig in."
  122. 122.
    >Mmm, now that's a nice cake.
  123. 123.
    >Top marks on that one Sunbutt.
  124. 124.
    >Celestia was eating her slice with great dignity.
  125. 125.
    >Perhaps you were wrong about her little cake addiction?
  126. 126.
    >Better forget about it, you don't wanna stick your nose, where you can lose it.
  127. 127.
    >Speaking about noses, you just saw a dark blue one, entering the dining room along with the rest of Luna's body parts.
  128. 128.
    >"Good evening dear sister and Anonymous."
  129. 129.
    >Because your mouth were full, you just nodded your head.
  130. 130.
    >Celestia set her fork aside and wiped her mouth with a napkin.
  131. 131.
    >"Good evening Luna, please join us."
  132. 132.
    >Without further delay Moonbutt chose the chair right beside you.
  133. 133.
    >For a couple of seconds there was like an arm's lenght of air between you, but it quickly changed.
  134. 134.
    >Without a care in the world, night princess extended one of her alicorn wings behind your back.
  135. 135.
    >Then she swiftly scooped you up along with your squeaking chair, as close to her as it was practically possible.
  136. 136.
    >Your chairs were connected now, and you could felt her body heat along your side.
  137. 137.
    >Also, she left her wing spread out on the back of your chair, some of the feathers touching your neck.
  138. 138.
    >Damn, they were so soft.
  139. 139.
    >What the actual fuck she was thinking, acting like that?!
  140. 140.
    >Did her instincts just acted up, or was this her conscious decision?
  141. 141.
    >Celestia raised her brow, seeing what her sister was doing.
  142. 142.
    >"I see you're getting comfortable with the situation rather quick, dear sister?"
  143. 143.
    >Luna had a shit eating grin on her muzzle.
  144. 144.
    >"No time like the present, dear Celestia."
  145. 145.
    >Ok, 'time' to file a complaint.
  146. 146.
    >Before you had any chance to speak your mind, another p0ne entered the room.
  147. 147.
    >"Your coffee princess."
  148. 148.
    >She was from the palace kitchen staff and brought Luna her hot beverage.
  149. 149.
    >She didn't even blinked when she saw you and Luna.
  150. 150.
    >The mare just put the steaming cup before her princess, bowed down and quietly left the room.
  151. 151.
    >That's a well trained staff, if you ever saw one.
  152. 152.
    >10 points for Gryffindor.
  153. 153.
    >Celestia finished eating her cake.
  154. 154.
    >"I'm afraid that I have to leave you now, there are matters that need my attention elswhere."
  155. 155.
    >She got up from the table and looked at Luna.
  156. 156.
    >"I'm leaving Anonymous in your care sister. I hope I'm doing the right thing."
  157. 157.
    >Dark blue alicorn princess looked hurt.
  158. 158.
    >"Why, of course it is. You act like you didn't know me. I'm not some savage pony, who would hurt him."
  159. 159.
    >Celestia sighed.
  160. 160.
    >"It's not him, who I'm worried about. Do you remember that griffon ambasador is still in the palace and will be here for a couple more days?"
  161. 161.
    >Bella is still around?!
  162. 162.
    >Full spectrum of "Oh fuck!".
  163. 163.
    >On top of that, her memory of you, or Luna's behavior, was erased by Celestia.
  164. 164.
    >If by any chance, she would meet you in the palace, she could repeat her behavior towards you from the morning.
  165. 165.
    >If at the same time Luna would be nearby, you get a great recipe for a minced griffon.
  166. 166.
    >Princess of the Night squinted her eyes.
  167. 167.
    >"By all means, I remember about this fact. I also remember our talk, which we had after today's events and I can assure you that I'm fully capable of controlling myself around her, or anypony else."
  168. 168.
    >You're sure Bella's magically cured bones beg to differ.
  169. 169.
    >Celestia nodded her head.
  170. 170.
    >"That's good. Keep in mind that I trust you Luna."
  171. 171.
    >Without further delay white alicorn left the room.
  172. 172.
    >As soon as her tail vanished from your sight, you heard Luna annoyed murmur.
  173. 173.
    >"How can I forget that, you practicly tell me this every day."
  174. 174.
    >Strong with this one, the sistely bond is.
  175. 175.
    >Stifling a sigh, Moonbutt took a sip of her coffee.
  176. 176.
    >Okay, what now?
  177. 177.
    >Night princess fur brushed your arm.
  178. 178.
    >Alright, you must get away from this awkward situation as quick as possible.
  179. 179.
    >Maybe you can just stand up, like don't give a shit?
  180. 180.
    >When you tried to do that, she pinned you down with her wing and pushed you on herself.
  181. 181.
    >She did it all, without even looking at you.
  182. 182.
    >"What's wrong, are you uncomfortable dear Anon? If you wish, you can share my chair with me."
  183. 183.
    >Well, you don't have a choice do you?
  184. 184.
    >This is getting on your nerves.
  185. 185.
    >You have nothing against hugging, but only when both parties agree on it.
  186. 186.
    >Looks like it's time for a strong, practical solution.
  187. 187.
    >You need to use a trick, which you developed for breaking out of Ponks clutches.
  188. 188.
    >That p0ne is a real hug whore.
  189. 189.
    >Aaand action!
  190. 190.
    >You pushed your finger into her snout.
  191. 191.
    "Boop!"
  192. 192.
    >She jumped in surprise, red blush spreading on her cheeks.
  193. 193.
    >You used the commotion to quickly get up from your chair.
  194. 194.
    "Forgive me, please. I just don't know what came over me."
  195. 195.
    >She touched her snout with her hoof.
  196. 196.
    >"Don't worry, nothing bad happened."
  197. 197.
    >You bet that anyone else would lose a hand, or hoof for something like that.
  198. 198.
    >Well, maybe except Celestia.
  199. 199.
    >You hope that she noticed there is no way, to draw you into some "affectionate trap" in this dining room anymore.
  200. 200.
    >She will probably try somewhere else.
  201. 201.
    >"I can see that you are already bored, with this place. Good let's go somewhere else. Come with me."
  202. 202.
    >Called it!
  203. 203.
    >Luna walked over to and embraced you around your waist, with her wing.
  204. 204.
    "Let's go."
  205. 205.
    >She led you to something what looked like a large observation deck.
  206. 206.
    >During your walk there, you managed to wriggle yourself out of her embrace.
  207. 207.
    >You did it under the pretext of watching some paintings, hanged on the palace walls.
  208. 208.
    >She didn't try to hug you again.
  209. 209.
    >Maybe she finally took a hint and understood that you don't like to be forced into anything.
  210. 210.
    >Not that she got it before, when you started running away from her in your dreams, right?
  211. 211.
    >You leaned over the balustrade, watching the last rays of the setting sun.
  212. 212.
    >Luna was right beside you.
  213. 213.
    "Listen, I need to a-"
  214. 214.
    >She put a hoof on your mouth.
  215. 215.
    >"Hold that thought Anon, I need to do something."
  216. 216.
    >Closing her eyes, she started to use her magic.
  217. 217.
    >You saw the moon rising on the horizon.
  218. 218.
    >Normally you would have been impressed, but as you stated before, you've seen some shit in your dreams, because of her.
  219. 219.
    >When the big and shiny celestial body was at its rightfull place, she took her hoof out of your mouth.
  220. 220.
    >Good, the taste of everything that stuck to her armored shoe, was getting rather annoying.
  221. 221.
    >"Now you have my undivided attention"
  222. 222.
    >You took a deep breath.
  223. 223.
    "What I wanted to ask is whether you are aware of the situation we both found ourselves in?"
  224. 224.
    >She looked at the night sky.
  225. 225.
    >"I know you don't return my feelings for you, and that I have a month to somehow convince you otherwise."
  226. 226.
    >She said that with a hint of hurt in her voice.
  227. 227.
    >"I also know that you expect me to say that I regret what I've done to Bella, but you won't hear this."
  228. 228.
    >You rised an eyebrow.
  229. 229.
    >"She got what she deserved for her behavior."
  230. 230.
    >Ok, things are getting weird.
  231. 231.
    "You must be aware, that you almost crushed her on that wall you threw her at, right?"
  232. 232.
    >She huffed loudly.
  233. 233.
    >"Oh please, griffons are much more durable. They can survive a lot of punishment."
  234. 234.
    >You really don't want to know how she knows that.
  235. 235.
    "Alright, putting that aside, I was practically forced to be with you here. What do you see in me at all?"
  236. 236.
    >She looked down at her hooves, a light red tint on her cheeks.
  237. 237.
    >"If I tell you now, I'm afraid you won't understand it correctly."
  238. 238.
    >At least you tried.
  239. 239.
    >Now you won't know, what is it you do, that got her so interested in you and won't be able to stop doing that.
  240. 240.
    >Man, you miss your home already.
  241. 241.
    >The moonlight fell on you both.
  242. 242.
    >Luna looked at you with her big teal eyes.
  243. 243.
    >"I hope that one night, we could dance together, bathed in the light of my moon without a care in the world."
  244. 244.
    >Damn, she's such a dreamer.
  245. 245.
    >All in all, it's not a big surprise.
  246. 246.
    >Her job is to set right the 'dreams' of others.
  247. 247.
    >Despite yourself, you yawned aloud.
  248. 248.
    >Her ears dropped.
  249. 249.
    >Fuck.
  250. 250.
    >You damned uncultured swine, now you look like an asshole!
  251. 251.
    "Please pardon me, I'm sleepy because I had some problems sleeping last night."
  252. 252.
    >Yeah, twist that knife more you dumb fuck.
  253. 253.
    >Okay, time for some real white knight shit.
  254. 254.
    "I think I have nothing against a little dance with a friend in the moonlight."
  255. 255.
    >Her ears dropped even lower on the "f" word.
  256. 256.
    >Fucking great, are you brain dead?!
  257. 257.
    >Damn you, lack of sleep.
  258. 258.
    >"That's alright, it can wait. I can see you're very tired. Come I will show you the room, you will be staying in."
  259. 259.
    >During your way there, you asked Luna how can all of this "keeping her company" could actualy work for you.
  260. 260.
    >After all she is a creture of the night and you're of the day.
  261. 261.
    >When she is awake, you sleep and vice versa.
  262. 262.
    >She replied that there will be no problem with it.
  263. 263.
    >She'll arrange her duties in such a way, she'll be able to be with you for the second half of the day and the first half of the night.
  264. 264.
    >There was you thinking you found a loophole in the agreement.
  265. 265.
    >Where is this stupid room?!
  266. 266.
    >You were already walking for so long, you're under the impression that it's on the moon itself.
  267. 267.
    >"Patience my dear Anonymous, we're almost there."
  268. 268.
    >Finally!
  269. 269.
    >From now on, stairs are your new mortal enemy.
  270. 270.
    >Before your eyes appeared a double doors leading to the room, which was guarded by a pair of night guards.
  271. 271.
    >The doors were heavily ornamented.
  272. 272.
    >Among other things, there were all phases of the moon portrayed on them.
  273. 273.
    "Wait Luna, what is going on? I'm pretty sure this is your room!"
  274. 274.
    >Smiling, she nodded her head.
  275. 275.
    >"Of course that this is my room and now, yours as well."
  276. 276.
    >Nope.avi
  277. 277.
    >You stopped dead in your tracks.
  278. 278.
    "I'm not going to share a room with you. It won't happen."
  279. 279.
    >She looked at you confused.
  280. 280.
    >"Why? I thought that you have nothing aginst sharing a little room with a friend."
  281. 281.
    >Clever girl.
  282. 282.
    >She's using your own words against you.
  283. 283.
    "Nope, I want to have a separate room."
  284. 284.
    >In this one, you'd have nowhere to run.
  285. 285.
    >Luna stood before you.
  286. 286.
    >"This is one of the best rooms in the whole palace, in the whole Equestria. Why would you reject it?!"
  287. 287.
    >Ffffuuu...
  288. 288.
    >Okay, if she wants to hear it, she will.
  289. 289.
    >You balled your hands into fists.
  290. 290.
    "I want to have a freedom of choice and I'm not a... horsefucker."
  291. 291.
    >Her pupils shrank dangerously.
  292. 292.
    >The temperature seemed to drop in the hallway.
  293. 293.
    >With a corner of your eye, you saw that even normally stoic guards became a little scared.
  294. 294.
    >In a heartbeat, Luna pinned you to the wall!
  295. 295.
    >Both of her front hooves was on your chest.
  296. 296.
    >"Don't be ridiculous! There's no time to prepare another room. You're sleep deprived and barely standing!"
  297. 297.
    >Bullshit!
  298. 298.
    >Instinct or not, you don't give a damn with her caring about you against your will.
  299. 299.
    >She is trying to rudely manipulate you to share a room and probably the bed with her.
  300. 300.
    >Time for your favourite line.
  301. 301.
    "Go fuck yourself Moonbutt."
  302. 302.
    >Her snout was dangerously close to your head now.
  303. 303.
    >You felt her warm breath on your face.
  304. 304.
    >"I thought that this is your responsibility."
  305. 305.
    >Oh no, she didn't!
  306. 306.
    >She was smiling at you, as if she just win this battle of wits.
  307. 307.
    >Ok, that's it!
  308. 308.
    >Using most of your strength, you pushed her off of yourself.
  309. 309.
    >The guards didn't liked it one bit.
  310. 310.
    >Both of them left their posts and start to walk in your direction, spears at the ready.
  311. 311.
    >Luna turned to them.
  312. 312.
    >"Stand down and get back to your posts!"
  313. 313.
    >Reluctantly, they had withdrawn.
  314. 314.
    >When she turned her head back again, in your direction, you were already at the first steps of the stairs.
  315. 315.
    "I need a drink and no princess, you're not allowed to join! I'll be back at the place when I damn well please!"
  316. 316.
    >She said nothing, so you started to walk away.
  317. 317.
     
  318. 318.
    >Getting out of the palace wasn't problematic.
  319. 319.
    >Probably getting back inside, totaly drunk, will be more of a problem, but you don't give a damn.
  320. 320.
    >You were walking through Canterlot streets in looking for some place, where you can get yourself smashed.
  321. 321.
    >Your beautiful eyes stumbled upon one promising sign.
  322. 322.
    >"The drunken mare."
  323. 323.
    >Alright, you can check it.
  324. 324.
    >The place was quite lively.
  325. 325.
    >P0nes were drinking, conversing and shouting behind the big, round oaken tables.
  326. 326.
    >There was also a little stage there, with some gray p0ne playing some vivd songs on violin.
  327. 327.
    >You sat your happy ass down at the bar and ordered a whole bottle of their strongest booze.
  328. 328.
    >Not finest.
  329. 329.
    >You're not here to savour life.
  330. 330.
    >Rather to mourn it.
  331. 331.
    >At the end of your first and probably last bottle, you heard some loud shouting from the table to your right.
  332. 332.
    >"What the buck is that?! You brought me a warm beer!"
  333. 333.
    >Some red stallion was insulting a mare.
  334. 334.
    >You asked barmare who was that guy.
  335. 335.
    >"Oh him, he and his mares come here sometimes to have some fun."
  336. 336.
    >You raised an eyebrow.
  337. 337.
    "This doesn't look like fun."
  338. 338.
    >Her lips turned to grimace.
  339. 339.
    >"When he's drunk, he gets carried away at times. That guy have a really low standards in treating mares from his herd."
  340. 340.
    >Asshole truly was giving one of his four mares a hard time about this fucking beer.
  341. 341.
    >She was a dark blue pegasus.
  342. 342.
    >To a degree, she reminded you of a certain someone you knew.
  343. 343.
    >At some point, fucker pinned her head to the table and poured on her all of his beer.
  344. 344.
    >What in the actual flying fuck!
  345. 345.
    >You couldn't stand it any longer.
  346. 346.
    >You got up from the stool to give this fucktard a lesson.
  347. 347.
    >Everything started spinning!
  348. 348.
    >Look at you fucking Gary Stu, you can bearly stand on your legs and you plan to save the world?!
  349. 349.
    >Search_for_fucks.exe initiated.
  350. 350.
    >Searching... Searching...
  351. 351.
    >No fucks found.
  352. 352.
    >Alright, let's do this Marines!
  353. 353.
    >Slightly staggering you approached their table.
  354. 354.
    "Hey dipshit, how about I treat your loser head with a beer?!"
  355. 355.
    >Wow, you are still able to speak clearly!
  356. 356.
    >High five!
  357. 357.
    "Respect your mares, or you end up alone like a fucking amputated finger!"
  358. 358.
    >Loser was not happy with your glorious advice.
  359. 359.
    >"Shut up and get the buck away from here, you bald ape!"
  360. 360.
    >What an ungrateful asshole.
  361. 361.
    "Make me!"
  362. 362.
    >He growled loudly.
  363. 363.
    >"You want to get hurt so badly? Alright, girls show him some good time!"
  364. 364.
    >All of his mares, besides the wet one, were standing enraged before you now.
  365. 365.
    "Woah, if you want to fight, then fight with me yourself like a real man erm.. stallion, you fucking coward!"
  366. 366.
    >Dumbass just laughed at you.
  367. 367.
    >"I see you don't understand how herds are working. Even If I wanted to fight you, they would not let me. For as long as they wish to be a part of my herd, their instincts compel them to act in my defense!"
  368. 368.
    >Dayum!
  369. 369.
    >Who would like to be with a scumbag like him?!
  370. 370.
    >Not that you see many free stallions around.
  371. 371.
    >It must be really tough for a simple mare to find one willing to took her as his herd mate.
  372. 372.
    >A bright pink pegasus, probably his lead mare shouted at you.
  373. 373.
    >"Last chance to leave peacefully!"
  374. 374.
    >You looked at that wet mare.
  375. 375.
    >She was also glaring daggers at you.
  376. 376.
    >Well, you can't help someone, who just don't want your help.
  377. 377.
    >You began to slowly walk away.
  378. 378.
    >However, your stupid body had a better idea.
  379. 379.
    >You staggered dangerously in the red asshole's direction.
  380. 380.
    >That alone was enough for his herd to attack.
  381. 381.
    >You were punched in the face, knee and unfortunately balls at the same time.
  382. 382.
    "Ugh!"
  383. 383.
    >Fucking hell, better to shield yourself and start to fall back.
  384. 384.
    >If not, they will beat you to a bloody pulp.
  385. 385.
    >Throught the commotion you saw that the red fuck got up to hit you also.
  386. 386.
    >You were not going to be as tolerant to him as to his mares!
  387. 387.
    >When he came near you enough, you kicked him in the snout.
  388. 388.
    >Now he can call himself 'the red baron', because of for how long he was flying in the air.
  389. 389.
    >Your satisfaction didn't last long.
  390. 390.
    >That splendid attack made you vulnerable.
  391. 391.
    >You lost your balance.
  392. 392.
    >One of his mares bucked you in the stomach.
  393. 393.
    >When you bent down from the pain, the pink pegasus had hit you in the jaw, jumping from below.
  394. 394.
    >Shoryuken!
  395. 395.
    >You were thrown on the empty table behind you.
  396. 396.
    >It toppled to its side under your weight.
  397. 397.
    >Now you were leaning on it, half sitting, half lying on the dirty floor.
  398. 398.
    >Where did all this blood came from?
  399. 399.
    >Oh right, your face.
  400. 400.
    >You were drunk, sleep deprived, beaten and your consciousness was at the edge of collapsing.
  401. 401.
    >With misty eyes you saw this red fucker approaching you.
  402. 402.
    >He was holding a broken bottle, which he picked up from the floor.
  403. 403.
    >His lead mare stood before him.
  404. 404.
    >"He had enough, he won't be a bother any longer!"
  405. 405.
    >He shoved her to the side.
  406. 406.
    >The music at the bar stopped playing.
  407. 407.
    >"I will decide if he had enough! That bastard hurt me and I intend to return the favor!"
  408. 408.
    >Shit, so this is it?
  409. 409.
    >This is how you're going to die in this fucking talking horses land?
  410. 410.
     
  411. 411.
    End of chapter 2

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