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Pop the Quiztion

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 2020-12-20 22:12:53
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    > Anon tries to waifu Twilight
  2. 2.
    > There is a test.
  3. 3.
    > A high end mathematics and science test
  4. 4.
    > Fails hard, but Twilight takes pity.
  5. 5.
    > "You can be my student!"
  6. 6.
    > You glimpse unholy enthusiasm in those perfect eyes.
  7. 7.
    > Years pass, and you slowly progress in your studies.
  8. 8.
    > You still have that failed test.
  9. 9.
    > You have read it so many times, you could recite the questions from memory.
  10. 10.
    > You spend most of your day in the treebrary.
  11. 11.
    > Things she would do to keep you going, oh so platonic.
  12. 12.
    > A kind word here
  13. 13.
    > A whispered correction in your ear
  14. 14.
    > Rubbing your shoulders in between tests.
  15. 15.
    > The day finally comes.
  16. 16.
    > "I have taught you all you need to know. Pass the test, Anonymous."
  17. 17.
    > You stare at the paper in front of you.
  18. 18.
    > It is an old friend, a hated enemy, and an ancient prophecy.
  19. 19.
    > Words that once meant nothing are now keys to understanding.
  20. 20.
    > Your quill shakes as you write your work, your answers, your devotion.
  21. 21.
    > It feels like sacrilege, it feels like sex, it is holy prostitution.
  22. 22.
    > The quill is broken, the ink well barren, your hand cramped.
  23. 23.
    > You are done.
  24. 24.
    > You set your magnum opus before her, reverently, in awe of what you have become, and the one who sculpted you from the basest of clays.
  25. 25.
    > As her eyes caress your writings, a change comes over her.
  26. 26.
    > Her cheeks bloom in delicate rose.
  27. 27.
    > Her eyes widen, drawing in your essence.
  28. 28.
    > Pages later, she is shaking.
  29. 29.
    > When the last answer passes before her eyes, she shudders, and you hear her juices splatter on the floor.
  30. 30.
    > She meets your eyes and says,
  31. 31.
    > "Yes, a thousand times yes!"
  32. 32.
    > You are wed in the holiest of spaces, the Canterlot Royal Library.
  33. 33.
    > Wedding night is spent on a pile of books, reading, reciting, couplets and coupling.
  34. 34.
    > She has sought long for one to share her lofty heights.
  35. 35.
    > You had thought you had loved her, but until you shared her lover you had not.
  36. 36.
    > Together, you have bedded knowledge, and tasted of its sweetness.
  37. 37.
    > In so doing, you have become one, and it is glorious.

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