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> Anon tries to waifu Twilight
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> There is a test.
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> A high end mathematics and science test
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> Fails hard, but Twilight takes pity.
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> "You can be my student!"
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> You glimpse unholy enthusiasm in those perfect eyes.
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> Years pass, and you slowly progress in your studies.
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> You still have that failed test.
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> You have read it so many times, you could recite the questions from memory.
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> You spend most of your day in the treebrary.
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> Things she would do to keep you going, oh so platonic.
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> A kind word here
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> A whispered correction in your ear
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> Rubbing your shoulders in between tests.
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> The day finally comes.
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> "I have taught you all you need to know. Pass the test, Anonymous."
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> You stare at the paper in front of you.
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> It is an old friend, a hated enemy, and an ancient prophecy.
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> Words that once meant nothing are now keys to understanding.
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> Your quill shakes as you write your work, your answers, your devotion.
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> It feels like sacrilege, it feels like sex, it is holy prostitution.
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> The quill is broken, the ink well barren, your hand cramped.
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> You are done.
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> You set your magnum opus before her, reverently, in awe of what you have become, and the one who sculpted you from the basest of clays.
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> As her eyes caress your writings, a change comes over her.
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> Her cheeks bloom in delicate rose.
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> Her eyes widen, drawing in your essence.
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> Pages later, she is shaking.
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> When the last answer passes before her eyes, she shudders, and you hear her juices splatter on the floor.
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> She meets your eyes and says,
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> "Yes, a thousand times yes!"
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> You are wed in the holiest of spaces, the Canterlot Royal Library.
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> Wedding night is spent on a pile of books, reading, reciting, couplets and coupling.
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> She has sought long for one to share her lofty heights.
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> You had thought you had loved her, but until you shared her lover you had not.
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> Together, you have bedded knowledge, and tasted of its sweetness.
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> In so doing, you have become one, and it is glorious.
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