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> Be Anon, marooned on an ice floe
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> It's been days since you last had human contact, and
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> "Let's help him up, Sonata."
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> Two sets of slender arms lift you up and you wobble on your ice skates
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"Ah, thanks girls."
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> Adagio smirks
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> "You know, you should have said you didn't know how to skate."
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> You try to move forward, but your foot slips and you grimace as they catch you again
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"Yeah, well I saw how excited you three were, and I didn't want to hold you all back."
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> Sonata leans over and gives you a peck on the cheek
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> "Aw, you're a sweet guy. For realsies."
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> Adagio hums in evil contemplation
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> "You know, Aria needs to be sweeter, she didn't even come over to pick you up."
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> You have a bad feeling about this
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> Sonata grins
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> "Maybe his sweetness will rub off on her?"
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> "What a wonderful idea!"
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> With that they start skating, dragging you behind them as you struggle to stay upright
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"Uh, girls, this is a bad idea..."
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> They ignore you and go faster
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> You whimper
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> Then they let go, and you focus on just keeping your skates straight
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> You collide with a soft bundle of swearing and growling
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> The two of you slide until you gently hit the wall
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> Aria glares up at you
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> "When you're done humping my shattered body, could you get off?"
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> You roll off and to the side
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"Sorry! It's the other two, they did this. Um. Are you alright?"
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> She slowly gets up, using the wall for support
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> You sort of follow her example, just with more slipping and scrambling
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> "Yeah, I'm fine, just a little thirsty."
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"Oh, that's good. We can-"
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> "Thirsty for revenge."
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> You sigh
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"Of course."
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> Aria grabs your hand and drags you off onto the ice
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> You begin to suspect that she was an Olympic speed skater in a previous life
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> Even though she is towing you behind her, she's gaining on the other two as they flee
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> With a wordless cry of triumph, she hurls you onward, and tackles Adagio
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> You manage an inarticulate yelp before you bowl her over
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> You roll off of her with a groan
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"Aria sends her regards."
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> Sonata giggles as she helps you up
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> "She can be so nice sometimes!"
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> As the four of you slowly get to your feet, an official comes skating over
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> "Look, it's the holiday season, so I'm only going to give you a warning. No horseplay on the ice, got it?"
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> Adagio nods seriously
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> "We understand, it was just a bit of youthful high spirits. We'll be good from now on."
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> The official seems barely satisfied by that answer, and skates off with a frown
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> The girls break down laughing once he's out of sight
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> You just sigh and wobble
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> You pull into the parking space for your apartment, the sirens all in the back
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> (They tend to fight too much over shotgun if you let them)
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> You slowly get out of the car, aching somewhat from the exertion and collisions from earlier
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> Sonata holds your hand sweetly as the other two disappear into the apartment
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> "Thanks for coming with us, it was a lot of fun!"
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> You give her hand a squeeze
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"No problem, I enjoyed it too...eventually."
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> She giggles
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> The four of you sit on the couch, under a blanket, and sip from mugs of hot chocolate
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> Sonata leans against you on your left, and Aria from your right
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> Purple grump smiles grimly at the claymation movie
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> "That's right, no one wants to see your damn mutant nose. Father of the year, right there."
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> You meet Adagio's gaze on the other side of the grump, and perform a synchronised eye-roll
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> You get rather drowsy, with a belly full of hot chocolate and two warm girls leaning against you
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> Adagio smiles tolerantly and collects the empty mugs and carries them off to the kitchen
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> Sonata pulls a lever on the side, the couch reclines, and your feet are lifted up on a foot rest
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> Well, you know where you are sleeping tonight
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> Apparently the girls do too, because they snuggle up to your arms
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> Adagio comes back, and makes a face at the new development
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> She lifts up the edge of the blanket by your feet and crawls under and up to your chest
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> She lays her head on your chest, and wriggles a bit before getting comfortable
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"Comfy?"
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> You get two little contented sighs, and a grunt
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"Goodnight, girls."
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> "Goodnight!"
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> " 'Night."
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> And another grunt
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> You smile fondly as you sink into sleep
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> It's dark when you wake up
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> Something feels off
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> Siren roll call:
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> Adagio: On your chest
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> Aria: Right arm
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> Sonata: Gone
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> Tom Servo
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> Crooooooowwwww
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> Then you hear what woke you up in the first place
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> "Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas"
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> Maybe if you stay very still...
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> Sonata's face looms out of the dark
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> "You're awake!"
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"Agh!"
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> Your startled yelp awakens the other two
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> Adagio gives you a sleepy glare before resolutely resting her head back on your chest
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> Aria rolls over and curses
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> "It's two in the fucking morning. Go back to sleep, Sonata."
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> "But it's Christmas!"
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"Then take your stocking to your room, and have fun over there."
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> "But I want to cuddle~" Bluey whines
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"And we want to sleep. You can't always get what you want."
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> Sonata pouts, then brightens up
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> She grabs her stocking and then slips back under the blanket, scooting her backside up against you
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> Adagio gives you another sleepy glare
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> "Having fun down there?"
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"Sorry, hand full of butt right now."
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> "Yeah yeah, just let me sleep alright?"
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"Understood."
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> Your consciousness fades to the sound of candy being unwrapped
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> You wake up again, this time with pale winter sunlight shining through the window
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> Sonata sits at the base of the tree, obsessively stacking and restacking the presents
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> From the smell in the air, Adagio is making something like pancakes, or maybe french toast
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> That leaves Aria, still asleep
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> At some point, she stretched an arm across you, and her face is pressed against your pectoral
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> You shift a little, charmed by her sweet embrace
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> At that slight movement, she nuzzles her face against your chest
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> Goddamn, she's cute when she sleeps
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> She must have sensed that thought, because her eyes blink open
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> Aria turns a confused, sleepy gaze at you
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"Morning."
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> "Mm."
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> She blinks a few more times and looks around
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> Purple slump frowns and exhales through her nose
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> She tries to get up, but then she just falls back in your chest
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> "Sonata's the worst."
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> You give her a light back scratch with one hand
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"Whatever you say."
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> She hums in pleasure at your ministrations, it almost sounds like a cat purring
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> After a few more minutes of just lying there, she stretches against you, also not unlike a cat
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> As Aria gets up, she takes the blanket with her for a robe
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"Hey!"
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> She glances at you
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> "Oh, right."
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> She pats your head
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> "Good pillow."
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> You feel oddly flattered
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> Then she wanders off towards the kitchen
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> You rub your arms in the slightly chilly morning, then walk over to Sonata
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"Merry Christmas, Bluey."
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> She jumps up and gives you a big hug
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> "Merry Christmas Anon!"
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> You hug her back, savoring the warmth
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> Then she breaks free and drags you to the kitchen
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> Adagio looks up as you enter
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> Dat apron
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> "Merry Christmas, Anon. Have you ever had crepes before?"
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"M'christmas, and I don't think so. Is that what those are?"
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> There is a large pile of what looks like a cross between a tortilla and a pancake
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> You grab a plate as she explains it to you
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> "There's a bit more egg than in your normal pancake, and the batter's thinner. What you do is spread some sour cream, powdered sugar, and some fruit, and roll it up."
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> You follow Sonata's example as she assembles the dish
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"Sorta like a dessert burrito?"
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> "I suppose."
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"Sounds good. Thank you, Adagio."
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> She flips a crepe and smiles at you
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"You're welcome. Oh, and don't wait for me, I'm just going to cook a few more, then I'll join you three."
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> You cut into the roll, spearing a it with your fork
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> A bit of strawberry syrup drips onto your plate, carrying a bit of sugar and sour cream with it
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> You quickly slide the morsel into your mouth and chew
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> It's surprisingly good, a nice balance of sour, sweet, and tart
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> You swallow
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"Hey, this is pretty good! You have my compliments, chef Dazzling."
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> Adagio performs a bow, a wry smile on her face
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> "You're too kind."
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> You're on your second crepe when she joins you
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> After five, you're too stuffed to even consider the candy in your stocking
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> Sonata is bouncing in her chair, looking at each of you with bright eyes
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> "Is it present time yet?"
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> Aria cricks her neck
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> "Might as well be."
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> Adagio hesitates a moment, her eyes on the dirty dishes on the table
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"It is Christmas. We can do chores later."
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> Adagio stands up decisively
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> "Very well, let's open our presents."
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> Despite her show of reluctance, you notice she isn't any slower than the other two about leaving the kitchen
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> As you enter the living room, Sonata flags you down to your pile of presents
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> You say pile, but it's only three, money is a little tight in the Dazzling-Mous household
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> Adagio clears her throat
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> "We'll each open one, alright?"
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> General nodding
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> At some subtle cue, the four of you tear into the wrapping paper
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> Your first present is...
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> You open the small box to find a pad of ten hand-written coupons
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> "Good for 1 free hug from Sonata Dusk. This coupon is non-trans-fer-able, for realsies."
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> You are pretty sure you can get Sonata hugs whenever anyhow, but this is pretty cute, so you don't mind
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> You look around to see everyone else's gifts
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> Sonata is happily putting on some snowflake patterned knee-high blue socks
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> Aria is looking unimpressed with a stack of temporary tattoos, but you see a hint of a smile on her lips
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> Adagio is sniffing at a largish bottle of shampoo
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> She gives you a questioning glance
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"Yes?"
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> "This was pretty expensive, wasn't it?"
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> It was
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"Don't worry about it. Do you like it?"
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> She trails her fingers across the label, considering
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> "Yes, I do. Thank you, Anon."
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> The other two turn curious gazes at her, and she stares right back
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> "Now for the second gift, girls and boy."
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> Whatever interest they had is gone as they focus on their next acquisition
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> Your box is heavy, and rattles a little
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> You open to find...
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> You immediately scowl at Aria, who glances at her pad of coupons
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"Handcuffs, really?"
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> She gives you a predatory grin
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> "I thought I might teach you some restraint."
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> You hold your ground, if just barely
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> She can be so intimidating when she's sexy, and vice versa
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"I suppose I can practice using them on you."
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> Her grin widens
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> "Just try it."
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> You hear a thump off to the side
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> Sonata is happily clamped onto a struggling Adagio, a stuffed penguin sandwiched between them
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"Lucky penguin."
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> Adagio scowls at you
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> "I could use some help here!"
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> You tear off one of your coupons
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"Sonata, I'm using a hug coupon right now."
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> She gives Adagio a final squeeze, then latches onto you, holding you tight
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> You hug her back as best you can
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"Adagio give you something nice?"
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> Bluey looks up at you with shining eyes
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> "It's the best! Look at penny!"
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> She shoves the nearly spherical penguin doll in your face
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"Oh, that is very nice."
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> "Mmhmm!"
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> Adagio recovers her breath, setting aside what you suspect to be yet another set of handmade coupons
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> After another quick hug, Sonata scampers back to her last present
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> After a round of nods, the wrapping paper flies
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> ...
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> It's a collar
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> A dog collar
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> With a leash
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> You look up to see Adagio trying on a black choker with a silver brooch
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> You hold up the dog collar
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"Did I miss the memo about a merry dominatrix Christmas?"
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> Adagio adjusts her new necklace and gives you a sweet smile
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> "Don't worry, we love your gifts too. I suppose Aria and I just happened to think of you along the same lines."
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> You sigh theatrically
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"I may be needing Sonata's hug coupons more than I thought, this year."
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> You hear a pop
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> Sonata gazes in wonder as the little hemisphere of rubber jumps high into the air
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> "This is amazing! Thanks Anon!"
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> Adagio gives you a sidelong glance
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> "A cat toy? Really?"
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> You shrug
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"She seems to like it."
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> You are suddenly forced onto your back, and your vision is filled with the face of a horse
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> "Do you think this is funny?"
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> The horse growls with Aria's voice
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> ...
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"Pfffft ha ha ha! Yes!"
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> She whips off the horse head and glares at you
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> You don't care, you're still laughing
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> Sonata sidles up to Aria
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> "Can I see it?"
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> Aria hesitantly hands it over
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> Bluey dons the mask slowly, and you are reminded of a certain lord Vader
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> She turns this way and that, the muzzle collapsing and wobbling under the torque
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> "Wow, I can't see a thing in here..."
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> Aria just stares, her lips trembling
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> Sonata starts crawling, heading directly for Adagio
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> Princess Poof tries to back away, but she hits the couch
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> Blueberry's horse lips hit Adagio's face head on, collapsing under the pressure
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> "Mwah!"
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> Aria fails to conceal her smile at Agent Orange's disgusted expression
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"See? It is funny."
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> Purple grump's smile turns into a scowl, and she punches you, admittedly somewhat lightly
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> "Whatever."
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> For the rest of the morning, Aria tries for a full sleeve of tattoos, Sonata alternates between cuddling her new friend and playing with the cat toy, and Adagio takes a long bath
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> You content yourself with cleaning up the dishes and throwing away the wrapping paper
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> It's not the most extravagant life you lead, but it is dazzling in its own way
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