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A Dazzling Christmas

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 2020-12-17 22:14:39
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    > Be Anon, marooned on an ice floe
  2. 2.
    > It's been days since you last had human contact, and
  3. 3.
    > "Let's help him up, Sonata."
  4. 4.
    > Two sets of slender arms lift you up and you wobble on your ice skates
  5. 5.
    "Ah, thanks girls."
  6. 6.
    > Adagio smirks
  7. 7.
    > "You know, you should have said you didn't know how to skate."
  8. 8.
    > You try to move forward, but your foot slips and you grimace as they catch you again
  9. 9.
    "Yeah, well I saw how excited you three were, and I didn't want to hold you all back."
  10. 10.
    > Sonata leans over and gives you a peck on the cheek
  11. 11.
    > "Aw, you're a sweet guy. For realsies."
  12. 12.
    > Adagio hums in evil contemplation
  13. 13.
    > "You know, Aria needs to be sweeter, she didn't even come over to pick you up."
  14. 14.
    > You have a bad feeling about this
  15. 15.
    > Sonata grins
  16. 16.
    > "Maybe his sweetness will rub off on her?"
  17. 17.
    > "What a wonderful idea!"
  18. 18.
    > With that they start skating, dragging you behind them as you struggle to stay upright
  19. 19.
    "Uh, girls, this is a bad idea..."
  20. 20.
    > They ignore you and go faster
  21. 21.
    > You whimper
  22. 22.
    > Then they let go, and you focus on just keeping your skates straight
  23. 23.
    > You collide with a soft bundle of swearing and growling
  24. 24.
    > The two of you slide until you gently hit the wall
  25. 25.
    > Aria glares up at you
  26. 26.
    > "When you're done humping my shattered body, could you get off?"
  27. 27.
    > You roll off and to the side
  28. 28.
    "Sorry! It's the other two, they did this. Um. Are you alright?"
  29. 29.
    > She slowly gets up, using the wall for support
  30. 30.
    > You sort of follow her example, just with more slipping and scrambling
  31. 31.
    > "Yeah, I'm fine, just a little thirsty."
  32. 32.
    "Oh, that's good. We can-"
  33. 33.
    > "Thirsty for revenge."
  34. 34.
    > You sigh
  35. 35.
    "Of course."
  36. 36.
    > Aria grabs your hand and drags you off onto the ice
  37. 37.
    > You begin to suspect that she was an Olympic speed skater in a previous life
  38. 38.
    > Even though she is towing you behind her, she's gaining on the other two as they flee
  39. 39.
    > With a wordless cry of triumph, she hurls you onward, and tackles Adagio
  40. 40.
    > You manage an inarticulate yelp before you bowl her over
  41. 41.
    > You roll off of her with a groan
  42. 42.
    "Aria sends her regards."
  43. 43.
    > Sonata giggles as she helps you up
  44. 44.
    > "She can be so nice sometimes!"
  45. 45.
    > As the four of you slowly get to your feet, an official comes skating over
  46. 46.
    > "Look, it's the holiday season, so I'm only going to give you a warning. No horseplay on the ice, got it?"
  47. 47.
    > Adagio nods seriously
  48. 48.
    > "We understand, it was just a bit of youthful high spirits. We'll be good from now on."
  49. 49.
    > The official seems barely satisfied by that answer, and skates off with a frown
  50. 50.
    > The girls break down laughing once he's out of sight
  51. 51.
    > You just sigh and wobble
  52. 52.
     
  53. 53.
    > You pull into the parking space for your apartment, the sirens all in the back
  54. 54.
    > (They tend to fight too much over shotgun if you let them)
  55. 55.
    > You slowly get out of the car, aching somewhat from the exertion and collisions from earlier
  56. 56.
    > Sonata holds your hand sweetly as the other two disappear into the apartment
  57. 57.
    > "Thanks for coming with us, it was a lot of fun!"
  58. 58.
    > You give her hand a squeeze
  59. 59.
    "No problem, I enjoyed it too...eventually."
  60. 60.
    > She giggles
  61. 61.
     
  62. 62.
    > The four of you sit on the couch, under a blanket, and sip from mugs of hot chocolate
  63. 63.
    > Sonata leans against you on your left, and Aria from your right
  64. 64.
    > Purple grump smiles grimly at the claymation movie
  65. 65.
    > "That's right, no one wants to see your damn mutant nose. Father of the year, right there."
  66. 66.
    > You meet Adagio's gaze on the other side of the grump, and perform a synchronised eye-roll
  67. 67.
    > You get rather drowsy, with a belly full of hot chocolate and two warm girls leaning against you
  68. 68.
    > Adagio smiles tolerantly and collects the empty mugs and carries them off to the kitchen
  69. 69.
    > Sonata pulls a lever on the side, the couch reclines, and your feet are lifted up on a foot rest
  70. 70.
    > Well, you know where you are sleeping tonight
  71. 71.
    > Apparently the girls do too, because they snuggle up to your arms
  72. 72.
    > Adagio comes back, and makes a face at the new development
  73. 73.
    > She lifts up the edge of the blanket by your feet and crawls under and up to your chest
  74. 74.
    > She lays her head on your chest, and wriggles a bit before getting comfortable
  75. 75.
    "Comfy?"
  76. 76.
    > You get two little contented sighs, and a grunt
  77. 77.
    "Goodnight, girls."
  78. 78.
    > "Goodnight!"
  79. 79.
    > " 'Night."
  80. 80.
    > And another grunt
  81. 81.
    > You smile fondly as you sink into sleep
  82. 82.
     
  83. 83.
    > It's dark when you wake up
  84. 84.
    > Something feels off
  85. 85.
    > Siren roll call:
  86. 86.
    > Adagio: On your chest
  87. 87.
    > Aria: Right arm
  88. 88.
    > Sonata: Gone
  89. 89.
    > Tom Servo
  90. 90.
    > Crooooooowwwww
  91. 91.
    > Then you hear what woke you up in the first place
  92. 92.
    > "Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas"
  93. 93.
    > Maybe if you stay very still...
  94. 94.
    > Sonata's face looms out of the dark
  95. 95.
    > "You're awake!"
  96. 96.
    "Agh!"
  97. 97.
    > Your startled yelp awakens the other two
  98. 98.
    > Adagio gives you a sleepy glare before resolutely resting her head back on your chest
  99. 99.
    > Aria rolls over and curses
  100. 100.
    > "It's two in the fucking morning. Go back to sleep, Sonata."
  101. 101.
    > "But it's Christmas!"
  102. 102.
    "Then take your stocking to your room, and have fun over there."
  103. 103.
    > "But I want to cuddle~" Bluey whines
  104. 104.
    "And we want to sleep. You can't always get what you want."
  105. 105.
    > Sonata pouts, then brightens up
  106. 106.
    > She grabs her stocking and then slips back under the blanket, scooting her backside up against you
  107. 107.
    > Adagio gives you another sleepy glare
  108. 108.
    > "Having fun down there?"
  109. 109.
    "Sorry, hand full of butt right now."
  110. 110.
    > "Yeah yeah, just let me sleep alright?"
  111. 111.
    "Understood."
  112. 112.
    > Your consciousness fades to the sound of candy being unwrapped
  113. 113.
     
  114. 114.
    > You wake up again, this time with pale winter sunlight shining through the window
  115. 115.
    > Sonata sits at the base of the tree, obsessively stacking and restacking the presents
  116. 116.
    > From the smell in the air, Adagio is making something like pancakes, or maybe french toast
  117. 117.
    > That leaves Aria, still asleep
  118. 118.
    > At some point, she stretched an arm across you, and her face is pressed against your pectoral
  119. 119.
    > You shift a little, charmed by her sweet embrace
  120. 120.
    > At that slight movement, she nuzzles her face against your chest
  121. 121.
    > Goddamn, she's cute when she sleeps
  122. 122.
    > She must have sensed that thought, because her eyes blink open
  123. 123.
    > Aria turns a confused, sleepy gaze at you
  124. 124.
    "Morning."
  125. 125.
    > "Mm."
  126. 126.
    > She blinks a few more times and looks around
  127. 127.
    > Purple slump frowns and exhales through her nose
  128. 128.
    > She tries to get up, but then she just falls back in your chest
  129. 129.
    > "Sonata's the worst."
  130. 130.
    > You give her a light back scratch with one hand
  131. 131.
    "Whatever you say."
  132. 132.
    > She hums in pleasure at your ministrations, it almost sounds like a cat purring
  133. 133.
    > After a few more minutes of just lying there, she stretches against you, also not unlike a cat
  134. 134.
    > As Aria gets up, she takes the blanket with her for a robe
  135. 135.
    "Hey!"
  136. 136.
    > She glances at you
  137. 137.
    > "Oh, right."
  138. 138.
    > She pats your head
  139. 139.
    > "Good pillow."
  140. 140.
    > You feel oddly flattered
  141. 141.
    > Then she wanders off towards the kitchen
  142. 142.
    > You rub your arms in the slightly chilly morning, then walk over to Sonata
  143. 143.
    "Merry Christmas, Bluey."
  144. 144.
    > She jumps up and gives you a big hug
  145. 145.
    > "Merry Christmas Anon!"
  146. 146.
    > You hug her back, savoring the warmth
  147. 147.
    > Then she breaks free and drags you to the kitchen
  148. 148.
    > Adagio looks up as you enter
  149. 149.
    > Dat apron
  150. 150.
    > "Merry Christmas, Anon. Have you ever had crepes before?"
  151. 151.
    "M'christmas, and I don't think so. Is that what those are?"
  152. 152.
    > There is a large pile of what looks like a cross between a tortilla and a pancake
  153. 153.
    > You grab a plate as she explains it to you
  154. 154.
    > "There's a bit more egg than in your normal pancake, and the batter's thinner. What you do is spread some sour cream, powdered sugar, and some fruit, and roll it up."
  155. 155.
    > You follow Sonata's example as she assembles the dish
  156. 156.
    "Sorta like a dessert burrito?"
  157. 157.
    > "I suppose."
  158. 158.
    "Sounds good. Thank you, Adagio."
  159. 159.
    > She flips a crepe and smiles at you
  160. 160.
    "You're welcome. Oh, and don't wait for me, I'm just going to cook a few more, then I'll join you three."
  161. 161.
    > You cut into the roll, spearing a it with your fork
  162. 162.
    > A bit of strawberry syrup drips onto your plate, carrying a bit of sugar and sour cream with it
  163. 163.
    > You quickly slide the morsel into your mouth and chew
  164. 164.
    > It's surprisingly good, a nice balance of sour, sweet, and tart
  165. 165.
    > You swallow
  166. 166.
    "Hey, this is pretty good! You have my compliments, chef Dazzling."
  167. 167.
    > Adagio performs a bow, a wry smile on her face
  168. 168.
    > "You're too kind."
  169. 169.
    > You're on your second crepe when she joins you
  170. 170.
    > After five, you're too stuffed to even consider the candy in your stocking
  171. 171.
    > Sonata is bouncing in her chair, looking at each of you with bright eyes
  172. 172.
    > "Is it present time yet?"
  173. 173.
    > Aria cricks her neck
  174. 174.
    > "Might as well be."
  175. 175.
    > Adagio hesitates a moment, her eyes on the dirty dishes on the table
  176. 176.
    "It is Christmas. We can do chores later."
  177. 177.
    > Adagio stands up decisively
  178. 178.
    > "Very well, let's open our presents."
  179. 179.
    > Despite her show of reluctance, you notice she isn't any slower than the other two about leaving the kitchen
  180. 180.
    > As you enter the living room, Sonata flags you down to your pile of presents
  181. 181.
    > You say pile, but it's only three, money is a little tight in the Dazzling-Mous household
  182. 182.
    > Adagio clears her throat
  183. 183.
    > "We'll each open one, alright?"
  184. 184.
    > General nodding
  185. 185.
    > At some subtle cue, the four of you tear into the wrapping paper
  186. 186.
    > Your first present is...
  187. 187.
    > You open the small box to find a pad of ten hand-written coupons
  188. 188.
    > "Good for 1 free hug from Sonata Dusk. This coupon is non-trans-fer-able, for realsies."
  189. 189.
    > You are pretty sure you can get Sonata hugs whenever anyhow, but this is pretty cute, so you don't mind
  190. 190.
    > You look around to see everyone else's gifts
  191. 191.
    > Sonata is happily putting on some snowflake patterned knee-high blue socks
  192. 192.
    > Aria is looking unimpressed with a stack of temporary tattoos, but you see a hint of a smile on her lips
  193. 193.
    > Adagio is sniffing at a largish bottle of shampoo
  194. 194.
    > She gives you a questioning glance
  195. 195.
    "Yes?"
  196. 196.
    > "This was pretty expensive, wasn't it?"
  197. 197.
    > It was
  198. 198.
    "Don't worry about it. Do you like it?"
  199. 199.
    > She trails her fingers across the label, considering
  200. 200.
    > "Yes, I do. Thank you, Anon."
  201. 201.
    > The other two turn curious gazes at her, and she stares right back
  202. 202.
    > "Now for the second gift, girls and boy."
  203. 203.
    > Whatever interest they had is gone as they focus on their next acquisition
  204. 204.
    > Your box is heavy, and rattles a little
  205. 205.
    > You open to find...
  206. 206.
    > You immediately scowl at Aria, who glances at her pad of coupons
  207. 207.
    "Handcuffs, really?"
  208. 208.
    > She gives you a predatory grin
  209. 209.
    > "I thought I might teach you some restraint."
  210. 210.
    > You hold your ground, if just barely
  211. 211.
    > She can be so intimidating when she's sexy, and vice versa
  212. 212.
    "I suppose I can practice using them on you."
  213. 213.
    > Her grin widens
  214. 214.
    > "Just try it."
  215. 215.
    > You hear a thump off to the side
  216. 216.
    > Sonata is happily clamped onto a struggling Adagio, a stuffed penguin sandwiched between them
  217. 217.
    "Lucky penguin."
  218. 218.
    > Adagio scowls at you
  219. 219.
    > "I could use some help here!"
  220. 220.
    > You tear off one of your coupons
  221. 221.
    "Sonata, I'm using a hug coupon right now."
  222. 222.
    > She gives Adagio a final squeeze, then latches onto you, holding you tight
  223. 223.
    > You hug her back as best you can
  224. 224.
    "Adagio give you something nice?"
  225. 225.
    > Bluey looks up at you with shining eyes
  226. 226.
    > "It's the best! Look at penny!"
  227. 227.
    > She shoves the nearly spherical penguin doll in your face
  228. 228.
    "Oh, that is very nice."
  229. 229.
    > "Mmhmm!"
  230. 230.
    > Adagio recovers her breath, setting aside what you suspect to be yet another set of handmade coupons
  231. 231.
    > After another quick hug, Sonata scampers back to her last present
  232. 232.
    > After a round of nods, the wrapping paper flies
  233. 233.
    > ...
  234. 234.
    > It's a collar
  235. 235.
    > A dog collar
  236. 236.
    > With a leash
  237. 237.
    > You look up to see Adagio trying on a black choker with a silver brooch
  238. 238.
    > You hold up the dog collar
  239. 239.
    "Did I miss the memo about a merry dominatrix Christmas?"
  240. 240.
    > Adagio adjusts her new necklace and gives you a sweet smile
  241. 241.
    > "Don't worry, we love your gifts too. I suppose Aria and I just happened to think of you along the same lines."
  242. 242.
    > You sigh theatrically
  243. 243.
    "I may be needing Sonata's hug coupons more than I thought, this year."
  244. 244.
    > You hear a pop
  245. 245.
    > Sonata gazes in wonder as the little hemisphere of rubber jumps high into the air
  246. 246.
    > "This is amazing! Thanks Anon!"
  247. 247.
    > Adagio gives you a sidelong glance
  248. 248.
    > "A cat toy? Really?"
  249. 249.
    > You shrug
  250. 250.
    "She seems to like it."
  251. 251.
    > You are suddenly forced onto your back, and your vision is filled with the face of a horse
  252. 252.
    > "Do you think this is funny?"
  253. 253.
    > The horse growls with Aria's voice
  254. 254.
    > ...
  255. 255.
    "Pfffft ha ha ha! Yes!"
  256. 256.
    > She whips off the horse head and glares at you
  257. 257.
    > You don't care, you're still laughing
  258. 258.
    > Sonata sidles up to Aria
  259. 259.
    > "Can I see it?"
  260. 260.
    > Aria hesitantly hands it over
  261. 261.
    > Bluey dons the mask slowly, and you are reminded of a certain lord Vader
  262. 262.
    > She turns this way and that, the muzzle collapsing and wobbling under the torque
  263. 263.
    > "Wow, I can't see a thing in here..."
  264. 264.
    > Aria just stares, her lips trembling
  265. 265.
    > Sonata starts crawling, heading directly for Adagio
  266. 266.
    > Princess Poof tries to back away, but she hits the couch
  267. 267.
    > Blueberry's horse lips hit Adagio's face head on, collapsing under the pressure
  268. 268.
    > "Mwah!"
  269. 269.
    > Aria fails to conceal her smile at Agent Orange's disgusted expression
  270. 270.
    "See? It is funny."
  271. 271.
    > Purple grump's smile turns into a scowl, and she punches you, admittedly somewhat lightly
  272. 272.
    > "Whatever."
  273. 273.
     
  274. 274.
    > For the rest of the morning, Aria tries for a full sleeve of tattoos, Sonata alternates between cuddling her new friend and playing with the cat toy, and Adagio takes a long bath
  275. 275.
    > You content yourself with cleaning up the dishes and throwing away the wrapping paper
  276. 276.
    > It's not the most extravagant life you lead, but it is dazzling in its own way

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