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> Be Anon, trying to drown your sorrows in a family diner
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> It was downright disappointing how quickly your internet audience gobbles up blog posts that are only /pol/ remixes
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> For whatever reason, you get just enough donations and such to keep you afloat, even as you despair more and more over the true nature of humanity
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> Beats working a job, and you find ways to spend your time
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> The waitress fills your coffee cup with an almost empty carafe, but doesn't leave at your mumbled thanks
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> "I'm sorry sir, we'll be closing soon. Would you like us to call a cab for you?"
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> You hazard a smile at the waitress, idly wondering how she even deals with that volume of hair
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"Nah, I'll be fine, I actually live pretty close."
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> You consider your cup
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"In fact I might as well get going, it's already pretty late."
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> The waitress slid into the seat across from you, some of her professional distance falling away
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> She gives you a small, pleading smile
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> "Could you keep me company for a bit? I've been working all day, and I haven't had a real conversation for longer."
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> The waitress actually looks pretty cute, now that you notice
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> You shrug and sip at the coffee
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"Alright. How've you been, uh-"
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> You read the name tag
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"Adagio?"
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> Adagio props her elbows up on the table and rubs her face tiredly
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> "You ever want to rule the world?"
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> It came out a little muffled
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"I guess? It might be nice."
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> You take a longer drink of your coffee
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> For the last of the pot, it was pretty good
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> Adagio peered at you from between her fingers
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> "I thought I'd give it a try, you know? Manipulate some administrators, stage a popular revolt, that sort of thing."
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"It always seems pretty simple at the start."
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> Then you yawn
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"Sorry, go on."
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> Adagio lowers her hands and smiles at you, an odd twinkle in her eye
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> "It is getting pretty late, huh? Well, to cut a long story short, I had to move out of the area and lay low with my two idiot roommates. I did learn something from the whole experience though."
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> You are having trouble keeping your eyes open, but you struggle to talk
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"What's, ah, that?"
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> Another yawn
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> Adagio lays her hand on yours
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> "I don't need to rule the world. It's more fun to personally overwhelm individuals."
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> That sounds vaguely ominous, but you are too tired to care
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"That's..."
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> Your head jerks up, fighting off sleep
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"That's good?"
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> Adagio rises and makes her way to your side, supporting your weight as she walks you to the door
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> "It is for me."
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> The last thing you remember is her low laugh
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> You wake up groggy and disoriented
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> You stare around blearily at an unfamiliar bedroom
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> Clothes lie scatted across ever surface
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> You spy bras and panties with some interest, before noticing three used condoms on the nightstand near the bed
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> Your blood runs cold, and your anus puckers in horror, but then you realise you aren't actually butthurt
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> Now you just feel vaguely cheated
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> You sit up fully, and the sheet falls from your torso
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> Well, it seems you are at least shirtless,
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> Never mind, you are naked and there is no sign of your clothes
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> You consider wrapping yourself in the sheet as you gingerly slide off the bed, but modesty is not exactly what you want
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> Especially given the cup size of the bras
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> You swagger out into the hallway, looking both ways, and walking towards the kitchen
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> You hear a door open behind you, and you turn
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> A woman with long, purple and green pigtails and pajamas gives you an appreciative once over
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> "Nice."
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> You try not to blush too much
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"Thanks. Do you know where my clothes went?"
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> The woman maintained strick eye contact with your dick
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> "Yeah sure, whatever."
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> ...
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"How about where, uh, what's her name is? The once with poofy orange hair."
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> "Shhhhhhhh."
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> You swing your hips a bit
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> She licks her lips
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"Go for it."
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> Finally, she looks you in the eyes and approaches slowly, her hips swaying in a loose flannel prison
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> "You're awfully cocky for some guy who broke into a girl's apartment naked."
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> A fair point; the law would probably side with the less perverted person in the situation
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> Still, you get the feeling it won't come to that
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"What are you going to do about it?"
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> She got real close, pulling your head down slightly to bring your ear to her mouth
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> With her other hand, she grabs your dick with a pressure that borders on painful
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> "I don't fuck with Adagio's sloppy seconds."
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> Then she lets go of both of your heads and sashays off
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> You may be confused, but your boner isn't
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> You follow those hips to the tiny kitchen and dining area
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> Yet another pretty girl is at the card table, happily eating some weird lucky charms knockoff
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> What do kangaroos have to do with marshmallows?
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> She starts giggling immediately
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> You begin to reconsider your immodesty choice, but soldier on
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"I don't suppose you know where my clothes are?"
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> The girl with the blue ponytail beckons you over, and eats another spoonful of marshmallow matey's
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> You crouch down so you are on eye level with her
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"Yes?"
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> She swallows, and your eyes are inexplicably drawn to the motions of her throat
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> "They're in the wash, but..."
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> Come to think of it, there was a muted machine sound in the background
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"How long'll it be?"
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> The bowl of cereal lies forgotten as she turns to face you fully, a light blush dusting her cheeks
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> "Not too long, but, um."
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> You wait patiently
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> "Can I touch your chest?"
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"If you like."
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> Bluey goes round-eyed as she lightly traces her fingertips across your pecs
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> It feels kinda nice, in a weird way
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> Then she gently pinches your nipples
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"Having fun there?"
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> She beams at you
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> "Yup!"
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> The door to the apartment opens
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> Bluey freezes, her fingers releasing you automatically
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> You turn and rise to see a familiar face in unfamiliar jeans and a button down blouse
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> Adagio raises an eyebrow at you
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> "Quite the exhibitionist, I see."
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> You shrug
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"What's there to hide, when you have been raped three times?"
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> "Fair point. Follow me."
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> She leads you back to her bedroom, carrying your clothes in a small basket
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> Adagio closes the door behind you
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> "It wasn't three times."
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"Oh?"
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> She shucks off her blouse, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra either
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> The jeans soon follow
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> Your heart beats quickly, blood flowing in a southerly direction
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> She slinks up to you, her soft body hot against your flesh
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> Adagio's eyes smolder
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> "Shall we make it five?"
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