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Rate Dape

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 2020-12-20 22:14:50
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    > Be Anon, trying to drown your sorrows in a family diner
  2. 2.
    > It was downright disappointing how quickly your internet audience gobbles up blog posts that are only /pol/ remixes
  3. 3.
    > For whatever reason, you get just enough donations and such to keep you afloat, even as you despair more and more over the true nature of humanity
  4. 4.
    > Beats working a job, and you find ways to spend your time
  5. 5.
    > The waitress fills your coffee cup with an almost empty carafe, but doesn't leave at your mumbled thanks
  6. 6.
    > "I'm sorry sir, we'll be closing soon. Would you like us to call a cab for you?"
  7. 7.
    > You hazard a smile at the waitress, idly wondering how she even deals with that volume of hair
  8. 8.
    "Nah, I'll be fine, I actually live pretty close."
  9. 9.
    > You consider your cup
  10. 10.
    "In fact I might as well get going, it's already pretty late."
  11. 11.
    > The waitress slid into the seat across from you, some of her professional distance falling away
  12. 12.
    > She gives you a small, pleading smile
  13. 13.
    > "Could you keep me company for a bit? I've been working all day, and I haven't had a real conversation for longer."
  14. 14.
    > The waitress actually looks pretty cute, now that you notice
  15. 15.
    > You shrug and sip at the coffee
  16. 16.
    "Alright. How've you been, uh-"
  17. 17.
    > You read the name tag
  18. 18.
    "Adagio?"
  19. 19.
    > Adagio props her elbows up on the table and rubs her face tiredly
  20. 20.
    > "You ever want to rule the world?"
  21. 21.
    > It came out a little muffled
  22. 22.
    "I guess? It might be nice."
  23. 23.
    > You take a longer drink of your coffee
  24. 24.
    > For the last of the pot, it was pretty good
  25. 25.
    > Adagio peered at you from between her fingers
  26. 26.
    > "I thought I'd give it a try, you know? Manipulate some administrators, stage a popular revolt, that sort of thing."
  27. 27.
    "It always seems pretty simple at the start."
  28. 28.
    > Then you yawn
  29. 29.
    "Sorry, go on."
  30. 30.
    > Adagio lowers her hands and smiles at you, an odd twinkle in her eye
  31. 31.
    > "It is getting pretty late, huh? Well, to cut a long story short, I had to move out of the area and lay low with my two idiot roommates. I did learn something from the whole experience though."
  32. 32.
    > You are having trouble keeping your eyes open, but you struggle to talk
  33. 33.
    "What's, ah, that?"
  34. 34.
    > Another yawn
  35. 35.
    > Adagio lays her hand on yours
  36. 36.
    > "I don't need to rule the world. It's more fun to personally overwhelm individuals."
  37. 37.
    > That sounds vaguely ominous, but you are too tired to care
  38. 38.
    "That's..."
  39. 39.
    > Your head jerks up, fighting off sleep
  40. 40.
    "That's good?"
  41. 41.
    > Adagio rises and makes her way to your side, supporting your weight as she walks you to the door
  42. 42.
    > "It is for me."
  43. 43.
    > The last thing you remember is her low laugh
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  47. 47.
    > You wake up groggy and disoriented
  48. 48.
    > You stare around blearily at an unfamiliar bedroom
  49. 49.
    > Clothes lie scatted across ever surface
  50. 50.
    > You spy bras and panties with some interest, before noticing three used condoms on the nightstand near the bed
  51. 51.
    > Your blood runs cold, and your anus puckers in horror, but then you realise you aren't actually butthurt
  52. 52.
    > Now you just feel vaguely cheated
  53. 53.
    > You sit up fully, and the sheet falls from your torso
  54. 54.
    > Well, it seems you are at least shirtless,
  55. 55.
    > Never mind, you are naked and there is no sign of your clothes
  56. 56.
    > You consider wrapping yourself in the sheet as you gingerly slide off the bed, but modesty is not exactly what you want
  57. 57.
    > Especially given the cup size of the bras
  58. 58.
    > You swagger out into the hallway, looking both ways, and walking towards the kitchen
  59. 59.
    > You hear a door open behind you, and you turn
  60. 60.
    > A woman with long, purple and green pigtails and pajamas gives you an appreciative once over
  61. 61.
    > "Nice."
  62. 62.
    > You try not to blush too much
  63. 63.
    "Thanks. Do you know where my clothes went?"
  64. 64.
    > The woman maintained strick eye contact with your dick
  65. 65.
    > "Yeah sure, whatever."
  66. 66.
    > ...
  67. 67.
    "How about where, uh, what's her name is? The once with poofy orange hair."
  68. 68.
    > "Shhhhhhhh."
  69. 69.
    > You swing your hips a bit
  70. 70.
    > She licks her lips
  71. 71.
    "Go for it."
  72. 72.
    > Finally, she looks you in the eyes and approaches slowly, her hips swaying in a loose flannel prison
  73. 73.
    > "You're awfully cocky for some guy who broke into a girl's apartment naked."
  74. 74.
    > A fair point; the law would probably side with the less perverted person in the situation
  75. 75.
    > Still, you get the feeling it won't come to that
  76. 76.
    "What are you going to do about it?"
  77. 77.
    > She got real close, pulling your head down slightly to bring your ear to her mouth
  78. 78.
    > With her other hand, she grabs your dick with a pressure that borders on painful
  79. 79.
    > "I don't fuck with Adagio's sloppy seconds."
  80. 80.
    > Then she lets go of both of your heads and sashays off
  81. 81.
    > You may be confused, but your boner isn't
  82. 82.
    > You follow those hips to the tiny kitchen and dining area
  83. 83.
    > Yet another pretty girl is at the card table, happily eating some weird lucky charms knockoff
  84. 84.
    > What do kangaroos have to do with marshmallows?
  85. 85.
    > She starts giggling immediately
  86. 86.
    > You begin to reconsider your immodesty choice, but soldier on
  87. 87.
    "I don't suppose you know where my clothes are?"
  88. 88.
    > The girl with the blue ponytail beckons you over, and eats another spoonful of marshmallow matey's
  89. 89.
    > You crouch down so you are on eye level with her
  90. 90.
    "Yes?"
  91. 91.
    > She swallows, and your eyes are inexplicably drawn to the motions of her throat
  92. 92.
    > "They're in the wash, but..."
  93. 93.
    > Come to think of it, there was a muted machine sound in the background
  94. 94.
    "How long'll it be?"
  95. 95.
    > The bowl of cereal lies forgotten as she turns to face you fully, a light blush dusting her cheeks
  96. 96.
    > "Not too long, but, um."
  97. 97.
    > You wait patiently
  98. 98.
    > "Can I touch your chest?"
  99. 99.
    "If you like."
  100. 100.
    > Bluey goes round-eyed as she lightly traces her fingertips across your pecs
  101. 101.
    > It feels kinda nice, in a weird way
  102. 102.
    > Then she gently pinches your nipples
  103. 103.
    "Having fun there?"
  104. 104.
    > She beams at you
  105. 105.
    > "Yup!"
  106. 106.
    > The door to the apartment opens
  107. 107.
    > Bluey freezes, her fingers releasing you automatically
  108. 108.
    > You turn and rise to see a familiar face in unfamiliar jeans and a button down blouse
  109. 109.
    > Adagio raises an eyebrow at you
  110. 110.
    > "Quite the exhibitionist, I see."
  111. 111.
    > You shrug
  112. 112.
    "What's there to hide, when you have been raped three times?"
  113. 113.
    > "Fair point. Follow me."
  114. 114.
    > She leads you back to her bedroom, carrying your clothes in a small basket
  115. 115.
    > Adagio closes the door behind you
  116. 116.
    > "It wasn't three times."
  117. 117.
    "Oh?"
  118. 118.
    > She shucks off her blouse, revealing that she wasn't wearing a bra either
  119. 119.
    > The jeans soon follow
  120. 120.
    > Your heart beats quickly, blood flowing in a southerly direction
  121. 121.
    > She slinks up to you, her soft body hot against your flesh
  122. 122.
    > Adagio's eyes smolder
  123. 123.
    > "Shall we make it five?"

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