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Santa Mare

By Uh-hmmm
Created: 2020-12-21 03:35:14
Expiry: Never
anon/rgre/

  1. 1.
    > Be Santa Mare
  2. 2.
    > You should be glad that so many ponies have been good these past years
  3. 3.
    > And you are, but it also means that you have a huge stockpile of coal with nowhere to go
  4. 4.
    > You stopped your parasprite minions from mining the stuff years ago
  5. 5.
    > You needed the extra labor to keep up toy production
  6. 6.
    > You sigh, stretching out the ol' withers and flank
  7. 7.
    > Well, it's that time of year again, better check the lists
  8. 8.
    > Nice list is literally a mile long
  9. 9.
    > Yeah, you're only checking it once
  10. 10.
    > A parasprite bumps into you, helpfully carrying a little slip of paper
  11. 11.
    > Naughty List, blanks as alw-
  12. 12.
    > Hold up
  13. 13.
    > Who is Anonymous?
  14. 14.
     
  15. 15.
    > Be Anonymous, pretending to sleep
  16. 16.
    > In your time in Equestria, you've noticed ponies are unbelievably gullible
  17. 17.
    > You feel a little guilty about the"gotcha nose" incident, and that time with the thumb trick
  18. 18.
    > Luckily, you convinced them it was all a dream, so now it's Luna's problem
  19. 19.
    > Which brings you to now, where you are lying in wait for whatever Santa equivalent little horse land has
  20. 20.
    > Stocking?
  21. 21.
    > Hung like a horse
  22. 22.
    > Tree?
  23. 23.
    > Twinkly and ribboned up
  24. 24.
    > Plate of cookies and glass of milk?
  25. 25.
    > The absolute best chocolate chip cookies you can make from the recipe on the chocolate chip bag
  26. 26.
    > And an oatmeal raisin cookie, because you can
  27. 27.
    > Milk in a wine glass
  28. 28.
    > Bed?
  29. 29.
    > You are camped out by the fireplace in a sleeping bag, with your trusty teddy bear
  30. 30.
    > Time for your flawless acting
  31. 31.
    "Honk, choo, honk, choo."
  32. 32.
    > That's the sound of sleep, no mistake
  33. 33.
    > After a few minutes, you hear the telltale sound of hoofsteps on the roof
  34. 34.
    > Showtime
  35. 35.
    > You hear rustling from the fireplace, then a thump
  36. 36.
    > A pause
  37. 37.
    > "I know you're awake."
  38. 38.
    > What a nice, mature female voice
  39. 39.
    > But she's bluffing
  40. 40.
    > "I'm not bluffing."
  41. 41.
    > Damn, she wins this round
  42. 42.
    > You make a big show of yawning and running your eyes
  43. 43.
    > Looks like Santa Mare is something of a silver cougar, with the toned and slender body of a Canterlot socialite, under a loose red cloak that stops just short of the curve of her flank
  44. 44.
    > Nice
  45. 45.
    "Nice to meet you, Santa. Would you like some milk and cookies?"
  46. 46.
    > She smiles wryly
  47. 47.
    > "Don't mind if I do. Now let's see..."
  48. 48.
    > Silvery light plucks the oatmeal raisin cookie from the plate
  49. 49.
    > "Oatmeal raisin, really?"
  50. 50.
    "Well,"
  51. 51.
    > "It's nice to have some variety, but who do you think you're fooling?"
  52. 52.
    > You have the distinct feeling that you may not be on the nice list anymore
  53. 53.
    "It was worth a try. How is it, by the way?"
  54. 54.
    > She takes a bite, her eyebrows rising
  55. 55.
    > "This actually pretty good. Do you have more?"
  56. 56.
    "Uh, yeah, just a moment."
  57. 57.
    > You retrieve a plateful from the fridge, setting it before Santa
  58. 58.
    > She eyes the glass of milk
  59. 59.
    > "I bet you even jizzed in the milk, eh?"
  60. 60.
    > What?
  61. 61.
    > She lifts it in her magic, swirling the glass contemplatively
  62. 62.
    "Actually,"
  63. 63.
    > Santa Mare tilts her head back and drinks it all in one gulp
  64. 64.
    > ...
  65. 65.
    > She then looks at you with half-lidded eyes, licking her lips
  66. 66.
    > "I have a proposition for you, you naughty colt."
  67. 67.
    > You are standing at attention, in all sorts of ways
  68. 68.
    "What do you have in mind?"
  69. 69.
    > She takes a sinuous step towards you
  70. 70.
    > "I have a lot of coal I need to get rid of, and exactly one person on the naughty list."
  71. 71.
    > Santa takes another step towards you, her flank shifting hypnotically
  72. 72.
    > "I'm going to need you to stay on that naughty list, and get coal every year."
  73. 73.
    > Her cloak unfastens, slipping to the floor
  74. 74.
    > She rears up, placing her hooves on your chest
  75. 75.
    > "But don't worry."
  76. 76.
    > She nuzzles your neck
  77. 77.
    > "We'll be naughty together."
  78. 78.
    > You grin, grabbing her by the haunches
  79. 79.
    "You give me coal, I'll give you diamonds."
  80. 80.
    > She hums sensuously, her plush rump shifting in your hands
  81. 81.
    > Her eyes gaze at you with a terrifying hunger
  82. 82.
    > "It's such short notice, it's fine if you don't wrap your package."
  83. 83.
    > And that's how you became Father Christmas in Equestria

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