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Anonfilly Sips Tea or Something

By Slowanon
Created: 2020-12-21 13:39:25
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >You take a sip of warm tea while your gaze falls on a distant Ponyville bathed in yellowish-orange sunlight.
  2. 2.
    >Celestia moves her sun ever closer to the horizon bit by bit.
  3. 3.
    >You idly wonder what she's up to right nos but you push that away and take another warm sip.
  4. 4.
    >Magic is a wonderful, wonderful thing.
  5. 5.
    >Your tea remains comfortably warm even all the way out here on this hill.
  6. 6.
    >Your eyes fall to the cup between your hooves.
  7. 7.
    >You catch your reflection and almost lose yourself in it before the silence is broken.
  8. 8.
    >"You know," Twilight begins.
  9. 9.
    >You look up and bring your sight just above your cup and over the tea set to the lavender alicorn.
  10. 10.
    >She gives you a content, albeit confused, smile.
  11. 11.
    >"Of all the things I expected when I woke up this morning,"
  12. 12.
    >She takes a sip.
  13. 13.
    >"This wasn't one of them."
  14. 14.
    >You open your mouth to respond but words just don't come.
  15. 15.
    >Twilight continues regardless.
  16. 16.
    >"Honestly. I woke up and just lied there for half an hour dreading what I was going to have to deal with today. Maybe a note form Cheerilee about some choice words you've said in front of your peers or maybe you get a wild tail hair and decide you are going to use spike to send something gross to Princess Celestia."
  17. 17.
    >She continues to list emphasize each point with her wings.
  18. 18.
    >"I'm still trying to dismantle that pyramid scheme of yours. Maybe you'll have goaded my friend's sisters into trying to break glass with their voices again. Heck maybe even a monster attack."
  19. 19.
    >Her left primary coming down on a right pinion with each thought.
  20. 20.
    >Several pinions later she comes out her train of thought with a blush and clears her throat.
  21. 21.
    >"The point is that this is really nice. Uncharacteristically so. I don't think we've ever done anything like this before and I'm glad we aren't arguing over something and we just got to talk."
  22. 22.
    >You really don't know what to say to that.
  23. 23.
    >All you manage is a helpless smile and a blush.
  24. 24.
    >You take another sip to drown out the awkward.
  25. 25.
    >Normally you could deal with being put on the spot when you were giving somepony shit but not this.
  26. 26.
    >You don't often hear compliments so you kinda don't know how to respond to them.
  27. 27.
    >As if picking up on the fact, Twilight continues.
  28. 28.
    >"Don't get me wrong, Anon. You drive me up the wall but that doesn't mean I don't like you. You are going to be a filly for a long time and I know you act out because its my fault. I understand. I'd be upset too. But that doesn't mean you can't grow to enjoy it I can't grow from your estranged caretaker to friend."
  29. 29.
    >Okay, you were expecting sappy bullshit when you invited her here for tea but what the fuck?
  30. 30.
    >Not that you mind but…
  31. 31.
    >You place your cup down and run a hoof along your mane.
  32. 32.
    "Laying it on kinda thick there ain'tcha, Purple?"
  33. 33.
    >She just smiles.
  34. 34.
    >It makes you smile.
  35. 35.
    >Dumb cunt.
  36. 36.
    >She magics away the tea set but leaves the blanket.
  37. 37.
    >"I mean it though. Deflect all you but we will talk about this."
  38. 38.
    "Listen, I'm not about to start talking about my feelings or not-"
  39. 39.
    >Twilight stands and closes the distance between the both of you before you can protest.
  40. 40.
    >She's hugging you.
  41. 41.
    >Hooves and wings wrapped around you like… like some dumb thing.
  42. 42.
    >You try and keep your shit together but you feel yourself start to lose the battle.
  43. 43.
    >Mercifully however, she lets go and rises to her full height before you do.
  44. 44.
    >You play it cool.
  45. 45.
    "That was gay."
  46. 46.
    >"Yes, and it made you gay too but that's besides the point."
  47. 47.
    >You get the joke but it falls flat for you.
  48. 48.
    >It really didn't.
  49. 49.
    >Only accomplished the opposite honestly.
  50. 50.
    >"We don't have to talk about anything right now but just know that I'd like to, okay?"
  51. 51.
    >She starts to trot down the hill.
  52. 52.
    >"Just think about it."
  53. 53.
    >You watch her go and are left with three feelings anda thought.
  54. 54.
    >You still feel the lingering sensation of her hooves and wings around you.
  55. 55.
    >You feel a horrible tightness in your chest that threatens to burst fourth from your throat.
  56. 56.
    >You feel a terrible bittersweetness that you can almost taste.
  57. 57.
    >And all of it contrasts so greatly with the thought you have it makes you want to laugh at the absolute absurdity of it all.
  58. 58.
    >Twilight magicked the tea set away and used her wings to emphasize points but uses neither of those to make her exit and hoofs it instead.
  59. 59.
    >Stupid dumb horse thing.
  60. 60.
    >You hiccup.
  61. 61.
    >You have to wipe your eyes cause the hiccup made them leak.
  62. 62.
    >Stupid hiccup.
  63. 63.
    >It happens again and your eyes get leakier.
  64. 64.
    >One might say you were trying to sob but they'd be fuckin liars.
  65. 65.
    >You look at Ponyville from atop your hill again.
  66. 66.
    >You look at a stupid purple speck on the next hill over getting smaller as it moves away.
  67. 67.
    >Everything is bathed in an orange hue now as the sun still creeps ever closer towards the West horizon.
  68. 68.
    >It won't be long now.
  69. 69.
    >Okay, so maybe you are crying now.
  70. 70.
    >In equal parts happiness to to all the sorrow.
  71. 71.
    >And dread.
  72. 72.
    >The worst part is that today was-
  73. 73.
    >"Perfect."
  74. 74.
    >Startled, you look over to your left just in time to see Pinkie Pie sitting on the blanket with you with an oddly subdued smile on her face.
  75. 75.
    >She is also facing west.
  76. 76.
    >"Today was perfect."
  77. 77.
     
  78. 78.
    >You'll never get used to that bullshit.
  79. 79.
    "How do you-"
  80. 80.
    >"Shush, silly filly. You won't get an answer out of me unless you can tell me why you made our friends last day perfect. Not a teensy weensy peep 'til then."
  81. 81.
    >How…
  82. 82.
    >"And maaaaaybe a little birdie told me that today was totally the end of everything as we know it and everything you did today made a heck of a lot more sense than 'Woowie, Anon sure turned over a new leaf today for no reason whatsoever!'"
  83. 83.
    >Instead of dwelling on that…whaterver that was…you take the easier pill to swallow and find that you can't get it down either.
  84. 84.
    >Why did you do this for them?
  85. 85.
    >You did chores for Appul, modeled fru fru crap for Marshmallow, played rabbit sitter for Butterflutter, stroked Blue Fast's hot, wet, slick and steamy…
  86. 86.
    >Ego.
  87. 87.
    >You baked and pranked with pink horse and brought Twilight up here and didn't give any of them shit all day as you normally do.
  88. 88.
    >If anything you planned on being an even bigger shit and doing some truly vile things cause it was the end but instead, well… you know the rest.
  89. 89.
    >You really don't have an answer.
  90. 90.
    >"Thank you."
  91. 91.
    "Huh?"
  92. 92.
    >"For caring enough to do all of this. It means a lot to me for what its worth."
  93. 93.
    >You sniffle, trying to take control of yourself enough to speak.
  94. 94.
    >It takes you a lot longer than you like, the sun noticeably lower.
  95. 95.
    >You have questions.
  96. 96.
    >There are things you'd like to ask but there just isn't that much time now.
  97. 97.
    >As the sun sinks toward the horizon you feel an unnaturally cold wind begin to blow softly at your back.
  98. 98.
    >It sends shivers down your spine and you let out a little whine.
  99. 99.
    >Pinkie turns her head to look back and… and…
  100. 100.
    >Her little smile melts into horror.
  101. 101.
    >You need to say something.
  102. 102.
    >Anything.
  103. 103.
    >Witnessing Ponk's face do that is almost more frightening than knowing what's coming.
  104. 104.
    >If you don't do anything you know you'll drown in your fear and start screaming and crying and never stop.
  105. 105.
    "I-Is it worth a hug?" you ask, your quavering voice louder than you intended in near panic.
  106. 106.
    >That manages to rip her trembling gaze from whatever it is she saw long enough to look at you.
  107. 107.
    >There is a low ominous groan behind you like the sound of an impossibly large beast in pain mixed with the sundering of a great sheet of metal underwater.
  108. 108.
    >Both of you flinch but you press on.
  109. 109.
    >Its the only thing you can do not to scream
  110. 110.
    "What its worth t-to you n' junk! Is it worth a hug?"
  111. 111.
    >It takes far to many seconds for understanding to dawn on the pink pony.
  112. 112.
    >Far to many noises of the approaching calamity occur in those seconds.
  113. 113.
    >No doubt they were hearing this in Ponyville now.
  114. 114.
    >"Yes. Yes it is, Nonny."
  115. 115.
    >She scooches closer to you on your little unimportant blanket and throws her hooves around you in a tight hug.
  116. 116.
    >You wished her hooves blocked out the sounds but at least her chest blocked you from seeing what was coming.
  117. 117.
    >That fleeting thought was a mistake.
  118. 118.
    >Slowly, you turn your head so your eyes peek under one of her pink limbs and you see.
  119. 119.
    >Oh god you see.
  120. 120.
    >Miles away, lie a encroaching wall of yawning black where all light seems to just stop.
  121. 121.
    >The lands and trees and other things are being engulfed from the east alarmingly fast.
  122. 122.
    >You start to scre-
  123. 123.
    >And its gone.
  124. 124.
    >The land, the black, and even Pinkie Pie.
  125. 125.
    >You find yourself floating on a field of stars.
  126. 126.
    >"You know, Anonymous, you could just try being polite and friendly and they would accept you readily and wholeheartedly as a friend rather than a nuisance or a villain. They've done the same for me."
  127. 127.
    >Startled, you turn around just in time to catch a blue hoof on your nose before your eyes shoot open and you find yourself staring at a crystal ceiling.
  128. 128.
    >Was that a-
  129. 129.
    >Fuck.
  130. 130.
    >Stupid fucking dreams.
  131. 131.
    "Stupid fucking alicorns trying to get you to talk about your feeling like some kinda gay… uh… Gay."
  132. 132.
    >You turn over on your fuzzy green side to get out of bed only to see a displeased purple alicorn.
  133. 133.
    >Go fucking figure.
  134. 134.
    "Well…"
  135. 135.
    >She teleports a bar of soap to herself and she beckons you to the door with a hoof.
  136. 136.
    "Shit."

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