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Chaos Noodle in Yer House

By Alycorn
Created: 22nd December 2020 05:42:25 AM
Modified: 6th March 2021 08:26:21 AM
One Shot /ptfg/ Discord Eris

  1. "Damn it fucknoodle go away!"
  2. >"What, I thought you wanted this?"
  3. >You are currently dealing with a chaos spirit invading your house and draping herself all over you.
  4. >You're just trying to play some vidya and drink some game fuel.
  5. >And there's a pizza on the way.
  6. >This is not the fucking time.
  7. "I do not want to be the pony, Eris, find one of the other autists and do them!"
  8. >"Awww, but I wanna do (you)~"
  9. >You refrain from shivering.
  10. >Stupid seductive sexy chaos danger noodle.
  11. >"Whispering sweet nothings in your ear..."
  12. "Eris get out of my brain, I know you're literally in my head at the moment."
  13. >That shiver comes out because it's disgust instead.
  14. >She gave you a wet willy that bitch!
  15. >"Seriously, come on Anon, you know you wanna be the Pone."
  16. "No, I don't."
  17. >"Yes you do."
  18. "NO, I don't. What, you think that by waving your claws around like a Jedi you're gonna convince me? I'm a Channer! Mind Tricks don't work on me. Get your bait for turning me -into- Jailbait outta here."
  19. >You turn your back on the noodle.
  20. >"Fine. Wanna cookie?"
  21. >You turn back and are about to take the cookie before freezing, glaring at Eris.
  22. "... Nice Try."
  23. >She sighs and snaps her fingers in annoyance.
  24. >"I'll get you eventually."
  25. >She's probably right, but hopefully not today.
  26. >You're not quite sure -why- her powers don't work without your consent in your house, but it sure is convenient.
  27. >Now if only she'd stop trying to seduce you in order to work her power over you, or other tricks.
  28. >The powers can still be applied to things and brought into the house, which is what makes her so dangerous.
  29. >But you'll get rid of her one day.
  30. >Right?

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