Chaos Noodle in Yer House


                                            1.
                                            
                                                "Damn it fucknoodle go away!"

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >"What, I thought you wanted this?"

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >You are currently dealing with a chaos spirit invading your house and draping herself all over you.

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >You're just trying to play some vidya and drink some game fuel.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >And there's a pizza on the way.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >This is not the fucking time.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                "I do not want to be the pony, Eris, find one of the other autists and do them!"

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >"Awww, but I wanna do (you)~"

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >You refrain from shivering.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >Stupid seductive sexy chaos danger noodle.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >"Whispering sweet nothings in your ear..."

                                            12.
                                            
                                                "Eris get out of my brain, I know you're literally in my head at the moment."

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >That shiver comes out because it's disgust instead.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >She gave you a wet willy that bitch!

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >"Seriously, come on Anon, you know you wanna be the Pone."

                                            16.
                                            
                                                "No, I don't."

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >"Yes you do."

                                            18.
                                            
                                                "NO, I don't. What, you think that by waving your claws around like a Jedi you're gonna convince me? I'm a Channer! Mind Tricks don't work on me. Get your bait for turning me -into- Jailbait outta here."

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >You turn your back on the noodle.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >"Fine. Wanna cookie?"

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >You turn back and are about to take the cookie before freezing, glaring at Eris.

                                            22.
                                            
                                                "... Nice Try."

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >She sighs and snaps her fingers in annoyance.

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >"I'll get you eventually."

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >She's probably right, but hopefully not today.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >You're not quite sure -why- her powers don't work without your consent in your house, but it sure is convenient.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >Now if only she'd stop trying to seduce you in order to work her power over you, or other tricks.

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >The powers can still be applied to things and brought into the house, which is what makes her so dangerous.

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >But you'll get rid of her one day.

                                            30.
                                            
                                                >Right?