Chaos Noodle in Yer House


                                            "Damn it fucknoodle go away!"

                                            >"What, I thought you wanted this?"

                                            >You are currently dealing with a chaos spirit invading your house and draping herself all over you.

                                            >You're just trying to play some vidya and drink some game fuel.

                                            >And there's a pizza on the way.

                                            >This is not the fucking time.

                                            "I do not want to be the pony, Eris, find one of the other autists and do them!"

                                            >"Awww, but I wanna do (you)~"

                                            >You refrain from shivering.

                                            >Stupid seductive sexy chaos danger noodle.

                                            >"Whispering sweet nothings in your ear..."

                                            "Eris get out of my brain, I know you're literally in my head at the moment."

                                            >That shiver comes out because it's disgust instead.

                                            >She gave you a wet willy that bitch!

                                            >"Seriously, come on Anon, you know you wanna be the Pone."

                                            "No, I don't."

                                            >"Yes you do."

                                            "NO, I don't. What, you think that by waving your claws around like a Jedi you're gonna convince me? I'm a Channer! Mind Tricks don't work on me. Get your bait for turning me -into- Jailbait outta here."

                                            >You turn your back on the noodle.

                                            >"Fine. Wanna cookie?"

                                            >You turn back and are about to take the cookie before freezing, glaring at Eris.

                                            "... Nice Try."

                                            >She sighs and snaps her fingers in annoyance.

                                            >"I'll get you eventually."

                                            >She's probably right, but hopefully not today.

                                            >You're not quite sure -why- her powers don't work without your consent in your house, but it sure is convenient.

                                            >Now if only she'd stop trying to seduce you in order to work her power over you, or other tricks.

                                            >The powers can still be applied to things and brought into the house, which is what makes her so dangerous.

                                            >But you'll get rid of her one day.

                                            >Right?