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                                            >Hiya, I’m Fortune.
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                                            >Up until recently, my 21 brothers and i were all part of this guy named Anon, maybe you’ve heard of him.
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                                            >Anyway, some stuff went down, we kicked an extradimensional demon’s ass, and Anon got split into 22 new people.
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                                            >Y’know, just your average tuesday.
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                                            >I grabbed a key, and here i am.
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                                            >I don’t even know why i deserved a key over anyone else.
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                                            >I wasn’t good with combat or strategy.
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                                            >I mostly sat back and watched in social situations.
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                                            >I didn’t really stand out much.
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                                            >I only spoke up when I thought something needed to be said.
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                                            >But when the chance came, I knew i’d never be able to forgive myself if I couldn’t see Derpy again.
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                                            >So I took a chance, and I haven’t regretted it for a second.
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                                            >Now i’ll do everything I can to prove I deserve to be here.
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                                            >I’ll help me brothers, and anyone else, to the best of my ability.
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                                            >And when the time is right, i’m going to propose.
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                                            >But right now, i’m just sitting by this lake.
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                                            >I have a gut feeling there’s something I need to do here.
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                                            >Guess i’ll just see what fate has in store for me.
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                                            >”DEEAAAAATHHH WINS AGAIN!”
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                                            >Speak of the devil.
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                                            >Or the Death, rather.
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                                            *SPLASH!*
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                                            >And he’s not coming up.
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                                            >Great.
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                                            “Fan-fucking-tastic.”
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                                            >Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to drag this dumbass out of a lake.
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