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Witcher of Canterlot: IV

By AxiiAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-22 09:08:40
Expiry: Never
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  1. >Tick tock, tick tock.
  2. >It's almost eight on a Thursday night and you're beginning to grow a bit restless.
  3. >You go over your mental checklist of your activities. Making sure there isn't something you missed.
  4. >Polished your swords. Check.
  5. >Organized your potions. Check.
  6. >Loaded a new set of knives into the hidden sections of your clothing. Check.
  7. >Daily workout. Check.
  8. >Scouted out the area for magical trouble. Check.
  9. >Talked to the landlord who gave you this house and hexed him to ignore another payment? Double check.
  10. >...
  11. >Okay, maybe you do abuse Axii a bit too much.
  12. >You lean back in the cheap, but comfy sofa that came with the house.
  13. >Why'd you promise to stay here a week? It gets so boring.
  14. >Even you have to admit, not much is happening right now.
  15. >A small pang in you stomach draws your attention.
  16. >Since you skipped lunch today, you haven't had anything to eat in awhile.
  17. >Opening your fridge, there's not much in there. Same with the pantry and cupboards.
  18. >All you really have are some spices, most of which you just use to help brew potions.
  19. >The only "consumable" you have in any real stock is alcohol but again, that's mostly for the potions.
  20. >Guess *someone* needs to head to the store and get some more food.
  21. >Flopping back on the couch you end up opening random video link on your laptop.
  22. >"What's up everybody, it's Critikal. I'm playi-"
  23. >Suddenly your doorbell rings.
  24. >Looking at the clock, you wonder who could be visiting at this hour.
  25. >It better not be Twilight again. Things might not end as peacefully as last time.
  26. >Pausing the video you walk to the door and peer through the little peep-hole.
  27. >It's the girl with the fiery red and yellow hair.
  28. >Joy of joys.
  29. >At least she’ll break up the monotony that is your life right now.
  30. >Opening the door, you see Sunset with the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen.
  31. >Okay, maybe not the biggest.
  32. "Sunset."
  33. >"Anon. Guess what I got?" she asks in a sing-song sort of way.
  34. >You just give her a deadpan stare. You're not really in the mood to be playing that sort of game.
  35. "..."
  36. >"C'mon, just guess."
  37. "A case full of silver?"
  38. >"You're no fun, but yes a case full of silver."
  39. “Okay, who did you rob and/or kill to get this?”
  40. >Sunset just laughs, “Anon you’re such a kidder.”
  41. “I’m not kidding. A teenager like you would never have the cash to buy all that normally.”
  42. >”Just let me in.” she says, “It’s cold outside.”
  43. >Grimacing, you step to the side and wave her inside before you realize she has someone else with her.
  44. >Dark blue hair, pink and purple skunk stripe...
  45. "Twilight Sparkle."
  46. >You put as much venom in your voice as possible as you stare the girl down.
  47. >"Wait Anon!" Sunset says, placing a hand on you. "This is Princess Twilight. You know, the one from the other world."
  48. >"It's a pleasure to meet you." she says, holding out her hand.
  49. >You just stare at it, as she slowly withdraws it when she realizes you're not going to return the gesture.
  50. "Last time a Twilight Sparkle was here, I got flashbanged, deafened and tased."
  51. >"W-what? Why?"
  52. >"You're a Twilight Sparkle so you should have an idea."
  53. >"Anon, please we're getting off topic." Sunset puts a hand on her forehead. "C’mon and we can get to business."
  54. "Fine. But I'm watching you."
  55. >"Princess" Twilight is a bit taken aback, but nods.
  56. >Leading the two inside, you pull up two chairs and sit on the couch.
  57. "So, let me see what you got."
  58. >Twilight places a medium-sized wooden box onto the coffee table and opens the lid.
  59. >Reflexively you flinch a little. Can't be too careful with Twilight's and boxes.
  60. >Inside, laid out in a 2x5 layout are five silver ingots.
  61. >Taking one in your hand you inspect the precious metal for any visible marks or signs of tampering on the surface.
  62. >Out of the corner of your eye, you see a second bar underneath the one you just removed.
  63. >You admit, you're a bit surprised.
  64. >There's no identifiable stamps or markings on the bars so there's no guarantee that these aren't just plated ingots.
  65. "And you can guarantee this is 100% pure silver?"
  66. >"On my word as a Princess of Equestria." Twilight says confidently.
  67. >Yeah... okay.
  68. "Be right back."
  69. >Taking the bar, you head into the garage and dig into one of your travel cases.
  70. >You're looking for a particular item. One that's not too hard to come by if you know where to look.
  71. >After a few minutes of searching, you find the small trinket and bring it back with you to the living room.
  72. >"What's that?"
  73. "Neodymium Magnet. A rare-earth magnet made from an alloy of neodymium, iron and boron. The magnetic field on this makes it stronger than standard magnets."
  74. >Sunset looks confused, but Twilight looks... impressed?
  75. "Ran out of silver testing acid some time ago so I have to rely on some more mundane techniques to determine if I'm being fleeced or not."
  76. >Holding the bar at a forty-five degree angle, you place the small magnetic bar and watch the bar slowly descend down the side.
  77. >"And since silver is paramagnetic, the rare-metal magnet you're using is generating an electric current that's interacting with the silver causing it to descend slowly." Twilight observes.
  78. "Pretty much. If this was fake silver, the magnet would either stick or slide down with no resistance. But I'll need to do one more test to make sure."
  79. >"What's that?"
  80. >Taking another metal ingot, you balance the bar on your palm and strike the edge with the other silver bar.
  81. >A ringing noise fills the room as you repeatedly strike the bar over and over with your eyes closed.
  82. >"Well?"
  83. "They're pure, or at least pure enough. I'd prefer using a scanner like those pawn shops use, but I haven't been able to get my hands on one of those yet."
  84. >"And you could hear the difference in a fake bar?"
  85. >"I've done the test enough times to remember the sound. Plus my more acute hearing helps too."
  86. >Satisfied that you're satisfied, Sunset lets out a sigh of relief.
  87. >"So I've fulfilled my end of the bargain."
  88. "And more-so if the rest of this is intended for me. Color me impressed."
  89. >"If it's okay, Twilight?"
  90. >Twilight Sparkle smiles and nods.
  91. "Since you're paying way more than I asked, I assume you have something additional for me?"
  92. >There’s no way this additional quantity is just yours for nothing.
  93. >Sunset opens her mouth but Twilight holds up a hand.
  94. >"I want you to protect Sunset. And I mean closely."
  95. "For how long?"
  96. >"Until whatever trouble she's in is dealt with."
  97. >You narrow your eyes.
  98. "That's going to cost you more than ten additional bars of silver depending on how long this will take."
  99. >Twilight looks unconcerned, "You'll be compensated fairly for your service. Name your price."
  100. >You think over her question for a bit.
  101. "Since apparently twenty kilos can be acquired by you easy enough; seven kilos every week past the first two months of training I give her."
  102. >"Seven is way too much. You'll get three."
  103. >"Twilight. I don't think tha-"
  104. >Twilight just shushes Sunset.
  105. "Don't be cheap. I need to make a profit on this, and I'll be spending quite a bit on her to get her in shape."
  106. >"Lowest we’re willing to go is four."
  107. "No, you'll do seven or no deal."
  108. >Twilight scowls at you.
  109. >"That's way too much silver just for a week's worth of work."
  110. >She's not unfamiliar with haggling prices, probably from trading negotiations if she really is a Princess.
  111. >But lucky for you she's not adept at it either. The sweat forming on the girl's brow gives it away.
  112. >Looks like the Princess isn't as good at negotiating as she thinks.
  113. >This gives you an idea.
  114. "Do you have access to precious gems? Things like diamonds, rubies, sapphires, emeralds?""
  115. >"Yes. They're quite common in Equestria than here I believe."
  116. >More common?
  117. >Maybe training Sunset is worth your time after all.
  118. "Fine then, three 1 kilo silver ingots. But you'll throw in twenty of each of those four gemstones in a good quality every week after a month and a half of training plus room for negotiations for later deals."
  119. >Your offer shocks both girls.
  120. >Twilight raises out of her seat and slams both her hands on the table.
  121. >"And why would I agree to that?" Twilight demands.
  122. >You smirk.
  123. >"One, because you just admitted that gems are common where you're from, two because Sunset is your friend, and three because with those gems I can better prepare her for anything to come."
  124. >Twilight's eyes widened just a bit when you point out her gaff.
  125. >"I could just take her back to Equestria with me."
  126. >"Twilight!" Sunset yells.
  127. "You could do that. But that would still leave her other friends here, who I'm guessing are also your friends?"
  128. >She doesn't say anything beyond just glaring at you.
  129. "Princess, that's my final offer. Take it or leave it."
  130. >Twilight lets out an exasperated sigh.
  131. >"Sunset, do you absolutely believe this person can help you?"
  132. >Sunset Shimmer, thinks deeply for a moment before looking her friend directly in the eyes.
  133. >"Yes Twilight. I really do."
  134. >Twilight just nods, "Fine. I'll agree to those terms."
  135. >You hold out your hand, and she takes it. The two of you finalizing your deal with a shake.
  136. >"I'll have the terms written up when I get back and have Sunset deliver it to you."
  137. "Then tomorrow I'll start making preparations for Sunset over here."
  138. >"Well, it's getting late. I think we should leave."
  139. >"You're right, I only planned to stay a little while. Spike must be worried sick about me."
  140. >"Anon?" Sunset asks, "Could I use your bathroom?"
  141. "Down the hall, first door to the right."
  142. >Leaving you two, all that remains is a somewhat tense atmosphere between you and the dimensional-crossing Princess.
  143. "So I hear Equestria's a nice place."
  144. >"I don't know what Sunset sees in you." Twilight begins, ignoring your comment, "But I'm leaving you to take care of Sunset. She means alot to me."
  145. "Don't worry, I'll make sure you get what you payed for."
  146. >"I'm serious."
  147. "So am I."
  148. >She leers at you, unconvinced and still unsure of your real motives.
  149. >"Alright I'm ready." Sunset says wiping her hands on her jeans.
  150. >Getting up, the two girls make for the door, you being the gracious host you are, escort them out.
  151. >Before they leave the porch you get Sunset Shimmer's attention.
  152. "Sunset, this shouldn't take more than a couple of days. Though I'm going to warn you now, the path you're going to be travelling now won't be easy."
  153. >The girl looks at you with determination in her eyes.
  154. >"I know Anon. I want this to protect myself, and to protect my friends."
  155. >Nodding your head, you close the door.
  156. >You're a bit elated inside, you finally scored a decent job after you dismissed the original contract that brought you here. As a bonus, it's on royal coffers too.
  157. >At least you hope. It's a bit too early to say though.
  158. >If it wasn't for the silver bars on the table beside you, you'd think you were dreaming.
  159. >Looks like Canterlot's going to be your new home for awhile.
  160. >First things first though, you're going to need to find some suitable place to train your new student.
  161. >Huh...
  162. >Never thought you would ever say that.
  163. >Now that you think about it. Maybe you should have asked for gold too.
  164. >Tempting, but you'll cross that road later. Right now the gems should suffice. You've been out of gem dust for awhile now.
  165. >Hopefully, if everything goes well you can make good use of the silver and gems down the line.
  166. >Placing the two silver bars back into the box, you take them to your lockbox inside your room and place it inside.
  167. >Right now, life hasn't been this good.
  168.  
  169. -----
  170.  
  171. >Marching through the halls of Canterlot High, you pass by dozens of students going about their day.
  172. >You're looking for one particular girl though. One who may or may not have a solution to a problem.
  173. >Turning the corner, you just manage to stumble into someone.
  174. >Someone with quite an ample bosom if you might add.
  175. >A book falls onto the ground as Principal Celestia recoils from the impact.
  176. >"Mr. Anonymous how are you?" she asks more as a custom than actual concern.
  177. "Principal Celestia, I'm doing well. Sorry about that."
  178. >"It's alright. I guess we both weren't watching where... er I mean in a hurry are we?" she asks.
  179. >Looking side to side, she seems to be checking to see if anyone else is around.
  180. >Strange.
  181. "Just trying to find someone."
  182. >"I see, well let me help you."
  183. >Smiling to herself, she turns around to pick up her book and bends over with her rear facing you.
  184. >Suddenly she bites her lower lip and gyrates her posterior in a manner you can only surmise is to be seductive.
  185. >...
  186. >There's a very good possibility she's trying to emulate something because the movements are incredibly awkward and forced.
  187. >Through your tinted lenses it occurs to you that this woman is probably only doing this because she still thinks you're blind as a bat.
  188. >It wouldn't take a blind man to know this is incredibly inappropriate.
  189. >Especially since you're in the middle of a school hall during school hours in broad daylight while in a passing period.
  190. >You think you can smell someth-
  191. >Oh god...
  192. >You recognize that smell. One week in a Redanian hotel has forced you to become very familiar with this scent and also why you don't trust top hats and rabbits anymore...
  193. >Principal Celestia's getting off on this.
  194. >Your medallion isn't going off, but you sure as hell know danger approaches when you see it.
  195. >Why in the world is she...?
  196. >Right...
  197. >Now you remember.
  198. >When you questioned this woman in her office last week. You told her to tell her sister she would do you if you were younger.
  199. >This woman may actually have a thing for younger men; and you must have unintentionally set off some sort of repressed exhibitionist predilections she actually did have.
  200. >The lady must be *really* really frustrated to do something so bold.
  201. >And this children, is why you shouldn't abuse the Axii sign.
  202. >It's been about a minute and a half, and miraculously no one has stepped down this way to see this.
  203. >Looking at her expression, Celestia is getting way too into this.
  204. >Granted, she does have a pretty decent pair of tits and a nice round ass. Especially in those purple pants that seem to hug the right spots.
  205. >It's incredibly tempting.
  206. >...
  207. >Dammit.
  208. >Having relations with a woman who physically looks like she could be your mother, especially one who's a high school principal, while posing as a highschool student would just raise way too many questions if someone found out.
  209. >Maybe in another time and place but you've already got too much on your plate right now to deal with.
  210. >Sure, you may look like a high school senior but still. You're probably going to kick yourself later.
  211. >And hand in your man card.
  212. "Principal? Is something wrong?"
  213. >Her eyes shoot open as she realizes what she's doing.
  214. >Standing rigid straight, Celestia turns around awkwardly holding her thighs tightly together, holding the book she picked up strategically in front of her crotch.
  215. >Coughing into one hand Principal Celestia sheepishly smiles, "N-no. Just got a... er... got a little light headed. Yes, light headed; I must not have gotten enough sleep last night."
  216. >Acting like you're completely oblivious, you just stand there like a moron.
  217. >"So who are you looking for?" Celestia asks, desperate to change the subject.
  218. "Applejack. I need her help with something."
  219. >Behind you, Vice Principal Luna turns the corner and spots you two conversing.
  220. >Celestia's eyes quickly dart between you and her, whil Luna looks curiously at the two of you.
  221. >"YES! Applejack! Her class is history with Ms. Raven down this hall! Here I'll write you two a slip to get out of class for a free period!"
  222. >She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a small school slip bundle, taking her pen she writes some things on it before tearing it off and handing it to you.
  223. "Okay... Thank you?"
  224. >There’s no real reason why she should be giving you this. It’s not like she thinks you could have seen what she just did. Granted you did, though that’s still no excuse.
  225. >She must really want to get out of this extremely awkward situation that she isn’t thinking clearly.
  226. >Quickly moving along, you leave both women to their own devices.
  227.  
  228. >That was close...
  229. >You almost got forgot you were at work had Anonymous not interrupted you. You even gave him a slip to skip class which will make him hopefully forget about the mysterious way you were acting.
  230. >Never in your life would you think that you would be glad someone was blind.
  231. >Biting your lower lip, you can't help but want that young man's adorable ass.
  232. >If only you weren't his Principal.
  233. >You hope you pulled off that dance well, you spent hours watching that how-to video just for him.
  234. >What did the kids nowadays call it again? Torking?
  235. >Admittedly, he would never be able to see you perform it, but just the thrill of it was so refreshing.
  236. >"Sister, what were you discussing with Mr. Anonymous?"
  237. "He just wanted help finding Miss Applejack."
  238. >"Is that all?" your sister asks, unconvinced.
  239. >Lulu narrows her eyes at you.
  240. "Y-yes. Why wouldn't it be?"
  241. >Your younger sister just folds her arms, and points down.
  242. >Looking where she's pointing, you notice a particular area of your purple slacks are darker than the rest.
  243. >Fuck.
  244. >Placing the book back to hide your shame, Luna leans towards you to whisper in your ear, "We'll discuss your acts of debauchery during work hours at home Tia."
  245. "Oh please Lulu, it's not like you haven't done this before. We have the same tastes in "men"."
  246. >Lulu's nostrils flare as her face going beet red.
  247. >"Insatiable slut."
  248. "Hypocritical prude."
  249. >Luna huffs and angrily walks towards her office.
  250. >Scrunching your brow, you just glare as she leaves.
  251.  
  252. >Finally arriving at the right room, you open the door and see a few students in the room.
  253. >Thankfully, Applejack is sitting at her desk writing something into a notebook while reading a textbook.
  254. "Applejack?"
  255. >A couple of the other students look over to you before returning to their own business.
  256. >Hearing her name, the cowgirl stops her writing and looks to you.
  257. >"Anon? What are you doing here?"
  258. >Walking over to her desk, you kneel down in front of her.
  259. "I need you..."
  260. >You dig into your back pocket as Applejack's eyes go wide and her face goes red.
  261. >Your words draw the attention of the nearest group of students, who look just as shocked as her.
  262. >"W-wh-what?"
  263. "... for a few moments."
  264. >Pulling out the slip Celestia gave you, you present it to her in a grandiose manner.
  265. >Everyone just stands there silently. Enough you could hear a pin drop.
  266. >You crack a smile as Applejack groans. The other students can't help but burst out laughing.
  267. >Tipping her hat over her embarrassed face, she gets out of her chair and pulls you by the collar to a corner of the room.
  268. >"Anon what is it?" she asks dead serious.
  269. "That thing with Sunset, you know the one."
  270. >"Yeah?"
  271. "Can I have your permission to do it on your farm?"
  272. >"What? Why?"
  273. "Your family has a large area of private land you use for farming. Most of it hosts Apple trees but there's also a decent sized chunk of land to the northern part of your farm that isn't used for anything."
  274. >She thinks about your words for a few moments before narrowing her eyes at you.
  275. >"How in the hay do you know that? All that land is fenced off."
  276. "I... may have taken a stroll on your farm from time to time before I met you."
  277. >Applejack just gives you a dirty look, "Explain just how long "from time to time" is."
  278. "For the past month and a half..."
  279. >"..."
  280. "Hey, your farm is large and mostly out of the way. I had to make sure there aren't any monsters hiding out there. You'd be surprised how many like to hide in an orchard."
  281. >"Sure Anon. Sure." she says, the sarcasm dripping from her tone.
  282. "Look will you let me or not?"
  283. >"If I could yeah, unfortunately it ain't up to me. At least not by myself."
  284. >That's regrettable.
  285. "Then who do I need to talk to? The lunch lady?"
  286. >"Granny Smith? Nah." she shakes her head, "Ya need to talk to my brother Big Macintosh, that's where he keeps all his private stuff along with the heavy equipment for harvest."
  287. "Great. Where is he?"
  288. >"Dunno where he is now, but I know where you can find him during lunch."
  289. >Well, that's better than nothing you suppose.
  290. "That'll be great Applejack."
  291. >"Is that all? Because I got homework I forgot to finish last night that I need to get done before class starts."
  292. >You snort with a grin.
  293. "Don't worry about it, I got a slip from the Principal to let you out of class."
  294. >She raises a brow, "Really?"
  295. "Yep, just a second."
  296. >You walk over to Ms. Raven as she is busy grading papers as Applejack watches you.
  297. >Geeze, this lady looks like she's about to keel over any minute now.
  298. >Talking to the teacher, you explain the slip and make up a plausible lie.
  299. >You have to repeat a few things however but she essentially understands the gist of it and smiles.
  300. >"Alright, Applejack you're free to go. And you're fine to just turn in the assignment on Monday."
  301. >"Um, thanks Ms. R." she says.
  302. >Grabbing her things, she follows you outside and shuts the door behind her.
  303. >"How did you?"
  304. "Don't make me relive it. Just go with it."
  305. >Nodding, she walks down the hall with you silently.
  306. >"So... um... ah guess we got a free period." she says, scratching her cheek with a finger. "You want to hang out?"
  307. >You shrug. May as well, you're starting to get bored with the library.
  308. "Sure. Anything you got in mind?"
  309. >"Nuh-uh. You?"
  310. >You think for a few moments.
  311. "Actually, there is something I guess we can do but we'll have to go to under the bleachers in the gym to do it. It would be... unwise for anyone else to see or walk in on us."
  312. >"R-really?" she asks, face going flush again. "Well then what are we waiting for!"
  313. >Enthusiastically, she tugs you by the arm and speeds you both to the gym.
  314.  
  315. >"Would it kill you to be a little gentler on a lady?"
  316. "Not when you're this good Applejack."
  317. >"Ah'll take that as a compliment." she says teasingly, "Yer not so bad yourself Mr. Witcher; having me on the ropes begging for mercy."
  318. "For your first session, you're a pretty fast learner."
  319. >"Can't take all the credit, Big Mac's a good teacher at this sorta thing."
  320. "How did your brother learn?"
  321. >"Internet mostly. He loved looking up stuff like this."
  322. "That would explain it."
  323. >"Be honest, if I weren't such a quick study you'd have just had your way with me. You like it rough don't you?"
  324. >You shrug.
  325. "Yeah... But I wanted to make your first time real memorable. The look you made was priceless."
  326. >Pulling out a water bottle from your bag you offer it to Applejack who declines.
  327. >Its really hot and stuffy under the bleachers however that's a given since you've been here awhile.
  328. >Taking a swig you twist the cap back on and put it away.
  329. "Alright, short breaks over. Let's get back to it."
  330. >She pumps her fist confidently, "Ready as I'll ever be."
  331. >You let out a chuckle.
  332. "Let's go then. It's your move Aj."
  333. >"Gotta say Anon, you really know how to show a lady a good time."
  334. >There's a hint of sarcasm in her voice, but none with any malice or annoyance.
  335. >Picking up her remaining hand, Applejack places down the Prince Stennis card onto your field and draws two cards from her deck.
  336. >"Ah hope you enjoy Prince Penis's company." she says with a smirk.
  337. "Prince Stennis, Aj. Stennis."
  338. >"Eh tomato tomato."
  339. >She's doing this on purpose. You've already explained this to her multiple times.
  340. >You briefly wonder if the real Stennis actually was called that at one point or another.
  341. "I'm curious at to what your strategy is. You've already used up the majority of your hand in the first round."
  342. >"I won didn't I?"
  343. "Maybe the battle, but we still have two rounds left."
  344. >"One if I win." she adds.
  345. >You play a decoy card and take the Stennis card into your hand, ending your turn to AJ's.
  346. >She plays a second Blue Stripes Commando without hesitation.
  347. >Playing the Prince Stennis card, you repeat the process to gain two new cards.
  348. >Looking at the field, she no other cards on the field besides Prince Stennis, a Blue Stripe Commando and a Torrential Rain. With only one card left in her hand, you might have this in the bag.
  349. >You play one of the cards you just drew, Biting Frost. Reducing her frontline units to one strength.
  350. >The cowgirl frowns, and plays a second Blue Stripe Commando which also is reduced to one like the other despite its Tight Bond ability.
  351. >Letting out an amused chuckle, you play your ace: Villentretenmerth.
  352. >Thanks to the card's Scorch ability, Applejack's strongest close-combat unit will be destroyed, and since all her units are tied at one...
  353. >Her field is cleared leaving you with the only unit in play.
  354. >Next turn you'll play your Clear Weather card to remove the Biting Frost and Torrential Rain from the field, giving Villentretenmerth his original seven strength.
  355. >Your last two cards are a Scorch and a Zerrikanian Fire Scorpion. Even if she plays a card with higher attack, you'll just Scorch it. If it's a hero you'll play the unit to win the round and tie the game.
  356. >Either way you can't lose.
  357. >And with no cards left for the last phase she'll have to pass and lose the game.
  358. >Looking at the last card in her hand, she gives you a sad smile.
  359. "Victory is mine. All hail the Gwent king."
  360. >"Ah'm not so sure about that Anon."
  361. >Applejack lays her last card on the field: Geralt of Rivia.
  362. >Fuck.
  363. >You were wondering where that card went.
  364. >With Geralt card's fifteen strength and immunity to ability cards you can't do anything. Even with the Fire Scorpion your two points short.
  365. >You look up from the field and see Applejack with a large shit eating grin plastered across her mug.
  366. >"All hail the Gwent queen?"
  367. >You roll your eyes.
  368. "Can't believe you pulled three straight wins against me."
  369. >"Maybe you're just a terrible player." she says punching you in the arm.
  370. >You snort, but nevertheless grin all the same.
  371. >"Rematch? Can't have the mighty Witcher lose to little ol' me in a card game."
  372. >Looking at the time, lunch is almost upon you.
  373. "As much as I would enjoy losing to you again; we better pack up, we still need to find your brother."
  374. >You would be hard pressed to admit it, nonetheless you enjoyed the company.
  375. >Not often you find anyone willing to play Gwent with you, let alone beat you so thoroughly.
  376. >It felt good to unwind like that. Not having to worry about your problems with the Path or Sunset.
  377. >Collecting the cards, you place them in their holders inside your backpack.
  378. >Sure, it may seem strange to be carrying Gwent cards on your person. It's not like you actually have books or homework to put in here.
  379. >"Say Anon?" Applejack asks, holding the Geralt card in her fingers. "This Geralt fella's a Witcher too right?
  380. >"Yeah. Why?"
  381. >"Sorta reminds me of you."
  382. "Really now?"
  383. >You guess you can consider that a compliment. Geralt of Rivia was one of the most famous Witcher's ever known.
  384. >Though his name and exploits faded from common knowledge, outside of a few Northern Kingdom and Nilfgaardian historian groups, the legendary Witcher was one every Witcher in the modern day knew and strived to be like.
  385. >His skill and prowess set the bar you were all expected to achieve. Especially for you and your brothers as practitioners of the Wolf School.
  386. >"Gotta say, even in this tiny picture he's pretty easy on the eyes."
  387. >Handing the card over to you, she just smiles.
  388. >"Yet as handsome as he is, I already got a special someone that's always close by even if they don't know it yet." she says bashfully.
  389. "Well hopefully they realize it, because right now any guy would be lucky to have you."
  390. >"Keep sweet talkin' me and we'll see how far that gets you mister."
  391. >Closing your pack, you offer your hand which Applejack gladly takes.
  392. >Helping Applejack to her feet, you guide the both of you through the criss-cross of metal beams.
  393.  
  394. >Did it just get hot in here?
  395. >You actually admitted something so personal to the guy you like.
  396. >And the words he said back...
  397. >Gosh darn are you all hot and bothered now.
  398. >To make matters even worse, now Anon's holding your hand!
  399. >"Aj you okay?" he asks.
  400. >And he's started calling you by a nickname!
  401. >HA! How 'bout them apples Rarity!
  402. "Yeah, I'm fine."
  403. >He probably doesn't realize it, but Anon should smile more often. He has a nice one.
  404. >Sure, playing card games at school ain't romantic in the least; you at least got Anon to break out of his gloom and doom personality for a little while.
  405. >That's what really matters right? Being his friend first and then working towards something more?
  406. >You're not all that good with the wooing and flirting like Rarity is.
  407. >The way she does it so casually makes you a little self-conscious to tell the truth. Though right now you couldn't feel more the opposite.
  408. >You may not be all fancy like her but you have your way and she has hers.
  409. >When you both reach the cafeteria, the lunch bell finally rings.
  410. >As the other students start pouring out to get some food, Anon lets go of your hand and puts it in his pocket.
  411. >You try to hide your disappointment, despite that you can't help but let out a longing sigh.
  412. >It's frustrating that moments like these are too short.
  413.  
  414. -----
  415.  
  416. "Now we just wait."
  417. >"Mmhmm." Applejack hums.
  418. >Students begin trickling into the cafeteria. Some head to the lunch line, other's head directly to their own established tables.
  419. >Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash both walk through the double doors and wave to you two.
  420. >Well, the former does. Dash just looks over to you and scowls like always.
  421. >"There he is." Applejack says.
  422. >Entering the room is a tall, well-built looking guy with messy orange hair.
  423. "That's your brother?"
  424. >"Eeyup. Big Macintosh may look intimidating, but he's a real softy inside."
  425. >You watch as Big Macintosh walks through the crowd and takes a seat at an empty table with a sack lunch in hand.
  426. “He’s a big guy.”
  427. >"You're not scared of him are you?"
  428. >You give the girl next to you an incredulous look.
  429. "You're asking the professional monster hunter if he's scared of a high schooler."
  430. >"Point taken."
  431. >Getting up you walk over to Big Mac's table and take a seat across from him.
  432. >Applejack just stands between you two besides the table.
  433. >He lazily looks between you two before opening his sack and pulling out a sandwich.
  434. >"Howdy Mac." Applejack greets. "This here's Anon."
  435. >The boy says giving you a small nod of acknowledgment.
  436. >"He has something to ask you."
  437. "I need to borrow the land to the northern part of your farm."
  438. >He thinks over your words for a few moments.
  439. >"Eenope."
  440. >Yeah, you knew it wouldn't have been this easy.
  441. "If you need, I'll pay for the land. I only need it for a few months."
  442. >"Eenope."
  443. >...
  444. >"C'mon Mac, I know it's a strange thing to ask but I'll vouch for Anon. He really needs to use the northern plots."
  445. >Big Macintosh just silently eats as he listens to his sister's pleas.
  446. >Facing back to you, through your glasses he seems to be looking you over. Probably to gauge your trustworthiness.
  447. >Applejack scrunches her nose, "He wants to know what you need the land for."
  448. "The fewer questions asked the better but it's not for anything illegal. Just extremely private. If you really want to know Applejack can tell you at your own home."
  449. >"Can't."
  450. >These one word responses are going to drive you mad.
  451. "You can't or won't."
  452. >"Eeyup."
  453. >Wagging a finger to Applejack, she bends over to you.
  454. >Leaning in, you whisper into your ear.
  455. "If your brother says “Eeyup” or “Eenope” one more time, I'm going to start getting violent."
  456. >Nodding, she turns to her brother.
  457. >"Look Big Mac, this is really important. And it would mean the world to me if you could let Anon do his thing, it'll help Sunset Shimmer too."
  458. >"Magic?"
  459. >Finally some variance in his speech.
  460. >"Sorta."
  461. >"Is it gonna destroy the land?"
  462. >Applejack looks to you.
  463. "Other than digging up some dirt no. If you have the tools, I can also construct most of what I'll need myself and pay for the use of those as well."
  464. >He raises an eyebrow at your last comment. You can see him eye your cane and glasses.
  465. >Applejack, the smart girl she is, picks up on that.
  466. >"I'll explain later at home."
  467. >Not saying a word, he puts his sandwich down and moves it to the side.
  468. >Applejack's frowns, "Mac, c'mon not now. Anon said he be willin' to compensate us."
  469. "What?"
  470. >"He wants to wrestle you."
  471. "Excuse me?"
  472. >"Ya know, arm wrestle.”
  473. >Oh. That type of wrestling.
  474. "Why?”
  475. >“I dunno, some sort of guy thing I guess."
  476. >Putting his right arm on the table, he just waits for you to accept his challenge.
  477. "I win I get to use the land?"
  478. >"Eeyup."
  479. "Guessing you don't expect me to win huh?"
  480. >"Eenope." he says shaking his head.
  481. >Suddenly you hear someone place a tray down next to you.
  482. >"Hey this dude's gonna arm wrestle Big Macintosh!" the boy announces to the cafeteria.
  483. >Eyes and ears all focus on your table as you begin to hear murmurs among the now forming crowd.
  484. >"The blind kid is trying to take on Big Macintosh?"
  485. >"Is he fo' real yo?"
  486. >"Ugh, boys and their need to show dominance."
  487. >"I'd totally love Macintosh to use those large hands on me!"
  488. >"HEY! AH HEARD THAT!" Applejack yells out in the direction of that last commentor.
  489. >Soon enough, a large circle of students forms around your table.
  490. >Attention you don't need.
  491. >Wonderful. Just fucking wonderful.
  492. >But unless you want to waste time searching for alternatives, your only choice is to wrestle Applejack's brother.
  493. "Fine."
  494. >You prop your left arm up on the table and clamp together your hand with Mac's.
  495. >His eyes widen just a bit at your unexpected grip.
  496. >Shaking her head, Applejack just grabs both of your hands.
  497. >"Let's just get it over with. Ready on three."
  498. >"1... 2... 3!"
  499. >She releases your hands as Big Macintosh begins applying strength to bring your arm down.
  500. >You have to admit, he's not weak by any means. You actually have to try to keep pace with him.
  501. >Still, your opponent is still just a teenager.
  502. >A strong teenager, but a teenager nonetheless.
  503. >You can see him grit his teeth and muscles tensing up as he tries his hardest to beat you. Instead, you just apply equal force to counteract that.
  504. >Even with your off-hand, your strength still outmatches him.
  505. >But as easily as it would be to just slam his hand on the table and end this, you have a disguise to keep still.
  506. >Letting Big Macintosh gain some ground, you make it look like he has your number a few times before you decide that this is convincing enough.
  507. >Slowly you force his hand down on the table, making it look like you struggled the entire time.
  508. >The room is deathly silent as looks on slack jawed.
  509. >Getting up from your chair, a few students clear their way for you.
  510. >Big Macintosh grimaces as he massages his sore arm.
  511. "We got a deal?"
  512. >Your opponent nods, as the crowd begins to break apart. The main show ending a bit anticlimactically.
  513. >A few people express a bit of disbelief, while others begin arguing whether or not Mac purposely threw the contest.
  514. >Leaving, Applejack quickly checks her brother before running after you.
  515. >"So, when you comin' over?"
  516. "Probably around five or so. I need to grab a few things before I can start working on the training area."
  517. >"Just what exactly are you building?"
  518. "Well, for starters, a couple of dummies, a small course and a dueling ring."
  519. >Applejack looks at you like you grew a second head.
  520. >"Did you just say dueling ring?"
  521. "Yeah. If Sunset wants to fight like a Witcher, she's going to be trained like a Witcher."
  522. >"It won't kill her will it? Because I'm gonna have to step in if that's happenin'."
  523. "I know what I'm doing. I'll make sure the regimen isn't lethal in any way. She may get a few arrows shot at her though..."
  524. >"Anon." she growls. "I don't want my friend to end up becoming a pincushion or chopping her own head off."
  525. "They'll be blunted, lighten up. And she's not gonna get near a real sword for the first bit anyway."
  526. >Stepping outside, you turn and face Applejack who crosses her arms at you.
  527. >"Well, as long as you, Sunset and Rainbow don't get hurt too bad I guess it'll be alright."
  528. >Wait what?
  529. "Why Rainbow?"
  530. >She looks at you quizzically.
  531. >"Did ya forget already? Sunset said that Rainbow was also joining in on your little self-defense course."
  532. >Shit.
  533. >She's right. You did forget.
  534. >Sunset mentioned something about that when you were both taken to the Vice-Principal's office.
  535. "Fuck. I'll have to make some adjustments then. If you see Sunset tell her to drop by the farm on Sunday before seven."
  536. >You begin walking away when Applejack grabs your shoulder.
  537. >"Where are you going? We still got school."
  538. "Correction, you still have school. I meanwhile am going to be getting materials brought to the farm. I'm going to be busy for the next few days."
  539. "Well, guess I'll see you later then."
  540. "And tell your Granny you're going to have visitors working at your farm. I don't need her crying "Timber wolves" and firing that shotgun at me again."
  541. >The cowgirl's eyes widen, "That was YOU!? Do you have any idea how long Granny made us stay up to watch out for Timberwolves? Anon why I oughta..."
  542. >She slides her sleeves up and begins angrily marching towards you.
  543. >Smirking, you make haste off school grounds and towards the nearest hardware store as Applejack briefly tries to give chase.
  544.  
  545. >With Anon too far to catch, you just huff.
  546. >You'll get him back later.
  547. >That knucklehead is the reason you ended up failing that math test because you didn't get enough sleep.
  548. >Granny Smith's super serious when it comes to wolves.
  549. >Though now that you think about it. It sorta makes sense, Anon is sorta a wolf with that necklace thing of his.
  550. >Walking back into the lunchroom, everyone's already forgot about the small bout between Anon and your brother.
  551. >Looking over at Big Macintosh, you can tell he's still a little sore from the fight. Both physically and emotionally.
  552. >You've known him for all your life, you can tell when he's irritated or not.
  553. >Most of the time at least.
  554. >He'll get over it. Big Mac's never let something like this get to him.
  555. >Sitting back at your usual table, Rarity and Fluttershy have already joined Pinkie Pie and Dash.
  556. >"What was that about?" Rarity asks. "When I came in everyone was gathered around."
  557. "Big Macintosh arm wrestled Anon."
  558. >"Oh my, I hope Anon is okay." Fluttershy says.
  559. >"Guessing Big M put Anon in his place finally?" Rainbow Dash asks, poking a straw into her milk carton and taking a sip.
  560. "Nope, Anon beat Big Macintosh pretty easily."
  561. >Rainbow's eyes bulge out as she sprays all the milk in her mouth all over Rarity.
  562. >"RAINBOW DASH! EW! MY CLOTHES!"
  563. >Quickly standing up, she runs out of the lunch room fanning herself.
  564. >You laugh a bit at Rarity's misfortune.
  565. >"Are you serious?!"
  566. "As serious as Rarity is when it comes to fashion or you when it comes to the Wonderbolts."
  567. >"How easily are we talking?"
  568. "Anon let Big Mac close to winning before forcing Big Macintosh's hand all the way to the other side. Others may not have noticed, but Big Mac and I have arm wrestled enough to know when someone puts on a show."
  569. >"No way. Mac is probably having an off day."
  570. "I don't think he-"
  571. >Scooting out of her chair, Rainbow makes her way to Big Macintosh's table.
  572. >You can't hear what Dash is saying over all the noise from everyone else, but you can see her slamming her elbow on the table.
  573. >Your brother gives her a lazy look and shrugs, propping his arm on the table they both clasp hands.
  574. >There's no real reason to watch, instead just focusing on Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie who also look a bit irked at Rainbow's antics.
  575. "I'm gonna grab some grub, be right back."
  576. >"Okie dokie loki!"
  577. >As you walk off, you can hear a smack and a cry of pain from Rainbow Dash.
  578.  
  579. >By the time you get back with your own lunch, everyone's gathered at the table.
  580. >Fluttershy's helping Dash with her arm, and Rarity is wearing something entirely new and chatting with Pinkie Pie.
  581. >Meanwhile Sunset Shimmer's just eating a salad listening into the latter's conversation.
  582. >As soon as she sees you she gets your attention.
  583. >"So I heard Anon and Big Macintosh got into a little arm wrestling contest."
  584. "You heard right."
  585. >"Did something happen? Because I don't think Anonymous or your brother just challenge people out of the blue."
  586. >You set down your tray and begin eating.
  587. "Anon wanted to use some land on our farm for your little self-defense classes with Dash."
  588. >"Really? Where is he now?"
  589. "Mmhmm, said he was going to get some things to build the stuff yer going to be using."
  590. >Sunset looks a little shocked.
  591. "Not quite what you were expecting?”
  592. >"A little. I guess I thought this was going to be like those self-defense classes at the community center."
  593. >”Sunset are you having second thoughts?” Fluttershy asks.
  594. >Sunset doesn’t answer, but you can tell she’s thinking about it.
  595. >"Darling, you know Anonymous. He takes things very seriously. I don't think it would be kind to him or yourself to just back out now."
  596. >She puts her head into her arms, "I guess I get what I payed for. Princess Twilight said she even made Anon my unofficial bodyguard..."
  597. "Wait Princess Twilight was here?"
  598. >This gets all your friends' attention.
  599. >Sunset nods her head. "She dropped off the silver yesterday with me personally."
  600. >"Aww, you could have told us. It's been awhile since she last came to visit."
  601. >"Who came to visit who?" a voice asks.
  602. >Turning, the voice belongs to your worlds Twilight.
  603. "Howdy Twi. We were just talking about the other Twilight."
  604. >"Oh. How is she?" she asks. "We didn't get much time to talk to each other last time."
  605. >Your version of Twilight sits down at the table.
  606. >"She's doing fine. The Princess was just helping me with something."
  607. >"Witcher stuff?"
  608. "Eeyup."
  609. >"If you need help, I have a lot of old reference books my grandfather left me. If I can talk to Anon we could work out an optimal training schedule for yo-"
  610. >Sunset and Rarity give her a worried glance.
  611. >"What?"
  612. "Sugarcube, ah think it might be best if you give Anon some distance. He's still a mighty bit miffed from last week."
  613. >Twilight's expression plummets.
  614. >"B-but don't worry Twilight, I could use those reference books. When I'm not with Anon I could use your help." Sunset says to reassure her.
  615. >The offer works a little as Twilight perks up a bit.
  616. >"What about you Rainbow Dash?" Twilight asks. "I think I recall you mentioning you were joining Sunset?"
  617. >"Yeah, but you can give the books to Sunset. What's so hard about hitting something with a sword?"
  618. >"It isn't as simple as that..." Twilight says.
  619. "Dash are you taking this seriously or not?"
  620. >"Of course I am! I just have different motivations than Sunset."
  621. >Sometimes you just want to smack Rainbow upside the head.
  622. >"Rainbow Dash, even with months of training a normal human would still be outclassed by a Witcher’s mutations."
  623. >The girl just laughs, and punches her fist into her palm.
  624. >"But we aren't normal humans remember? We have magic too."
  625. >That's right, you even forgot about that.
  626. >Maybe Dash is onto something.
  627. >"True, but are you able to call it willingly in a fight?"
  628. >"Err... not without my guitar or when one of my friends is in danger."
  629. >You all let out a collective groan.
  630. >"Maybe Anon will be willing to teach us that magic of his." Sunset says.
  631. >"Signs? That would be incredible if you could learn that. I could definitely help you with that!"
  632. >Both Sunset and Twilight become incredibly happy as they begin discussing all sorts of magic mumbo-jumbo.
  633. >You and the others can't help but smile at this brief return to what constitutes as normal discussion between these two.
  634.  
  635. -----
  636.  
  637. >Sunday
  638. >Both you and Rainbow Dash arrive at Sweet Apple Acres at around six thirty.
  639. >You let out a yawn, you're not used to getting up before eight on Saturday.
  640. >Dash meanwhile seems unfazed by the time of day.
  641. >It's a bit chilly this early in the morning, there's still some dew on the grass outside.
  642. >Going through the front gate, you see Applejack feeding the pigs behind the barn.
  643. "Applejack!"
  644. "Sup, AJ."
  645. >"Sunset, Dash! You both made it. Anon's over in the northern field that way but just before you go hold up a sec."
  646. >Setting down the bucket full of slop, Applejack takes off her hat and brushes her hair to the side.
  647. >"Sunset, I know you're in trouble and everything, but are you absolutely one-hundred percent sure you want to do this?"
  648. "Applejack, I was Princess Celestia's student, we've faced down Sirens, and I fought Twilight when she was possessed by magic. I think I'll be fine for a little hard training."
  649. >Rainbow Dash scoffs, "Yeah well unlike you I actually work out everyday. This might be a little much for you."
  650. >"As rare as it is for me to say it, Rainbow's right. Anon's going to be having you do some hardcore stuff."
  651. "I appreciate the concern, but I have to do this."
  652. >Applejack scratches the back of her head, unsure that you're actually prepared.
  653. >"Alright then, he's waiting for ya over that way yonder."
  654. >Giving her your thanks, you cross over a small hill and see a small shed with a few poles sticking up from the ground.
  655. >As you walk closer you notice a large dirt circle dug into the dirt as well as some standard training equipment.
  656. >Nearing the shed, the front door opens up and out comes Anon in a red flannel shirt and work slacks carrying two long wrapped up items in both hands.
  657. >"You're both on time. Good." he says when he sees you two.
  658. "Hi Anon."
  659. >"You two have breakfast?"
  660. >You both nod.
  661. >"Alright, first things first. How much practical training do either of you have experience in any self-defense training or similar?"
  662. >"I know Karate." Rainbow Dash answers.
  663. >"And you Sunset?"
  664. "Uh, not much to be honest. Unless you count... no nevermind."
  665. >"I guess I shouldn't be too surprised." he says turning around.
  666. >You're almost insulted by the way he says that.
  667. >"Okay then, these first couple sessions we'll go easy just to get you into the habit. But as time will go on things will get much more difficult. Today we'll be going until four."
  668. >Anon takes off his shirt and begins guiding you through some basic stretches before moving onto the exercises.
  669. >Because you're not as fit as Rainbow Dash, he has you do slightly less than the load she does.
  670. >Not wanting you to burn out as it were.
  671. >Jumping jacks, sit-ups, push-ups and pretty much all standard workouts if not for the fact he expected you to do fifty of them one after the other.
  672. >Rainbow Dash had to do seventy-five of each but it looked like she hardly broke a sweat.
  673. >In contrast, you've never sweated so much in your life.
  674. >By Celestia you are such a lightweight. Maybe you have gotten a little pudgy during your stay here but you thought you were in decent shape.
  675. >Once you were done with the first set, Anon gave you a two minute break and handed you two water bottles.
  676. >"Good warm-up."
  677. >Warm-up?! That was just the warm-up?"
  678. >The sun has started heating the temperature up making the cool air has disappear. The levels of uncomfortable have risen dramatically.
  679. >"Breaks over, now we do a two mile run. Sunset, just let me know if you need to stop, otherwise let's get going."
  680. >Two miles?
  681. >Maybe you are getting in way over your head.
  682. >"Just two miles? I thought this was going to be tough."
  683. >In that case then you can run four more miles in addition." Anon says.
  684. >"Hey!"
  685. >"Want to make that six more?"
  686. >"No..."
  687. >Anon begins jogging down the path to the front gate as Rainbow grumbles.
  688. >"What a massive jerk." she mumbles.
  689. >"A six mile it is!" Anon calls out from his position.
  690. >Rainbow clenches her fists as she begins jogging after him.
  691. >So far you've only done warm-ups and you're already exhausted.
  692. >And Anon said it's only going to get harder?
  693. >You haven't even gotten into the lessons on how to defend yourself and your muscles are already screaming at you.
  694. >Letting out an exhausted sigh, you begin jogging and trying not to be left behind.
  695.  
  696. >"C'mon Sunset." Anon says jogging in place in front of you. "You're wasting daylight."
  697. >You right now, are crawling on the ground making your way back up the dirt path.
  698. >Oh your muscles are screaming in agony.
  699. >When Anon said a run, you expected just a run.
  700. >Not climbing, dodging and weaving through obstacles and traffic at every waking opportunity!
  701. >Dash meanwhile has to do the entire thing again, and to make sure she does Anon is going with her giving you a break.
  702. >Touching the stump he placed earlier as the beginning and end point of the run, he nods.
  703. >"Good, I'll be back with Rainbow after we finish. Take it easy and rehydrate. We won't be long."
  704. >With the unexpected "additions" Anon added, Rainbow Dash almost looks like she's going to collapse just like you.
  705. >The athlete is worn down enough that she's too tired to even complain.
  706. >At least Dash doesn't have to run four more miles of this, after seeing your paces on the first he eased up on Rainbow's additional laps.
  707. >You wave to them as they leave down the path and lean back onto the stump and just relax.
  708. >Your feet are so sore now.
  709. >A part of you is worried what's going to come next after this.
  710. >You hear the sound of dirt crushed underneath shoes.
  711. >They're not back already?
  712. >Turning, you see Applejack walking towards you with a look of concern on her face.
  713. >"You alright?"
  714. "Y-yeah. Just taking a break. Did you know he made us run through a construction sight?"
  715. >"Really?"
  716. "Yeah, made us run to the top floor of the building and back down again."
  717. >"Thinking of giving up?"
  718. "No! I might not like this, and my body might be incredibly tired, but I am not a quitter."
  719. >Applejack laughs, "That's a good attitude to have their Sunny."
  720. >She takes a seat next to you and places an arm around your shoulder.
  721. >"Tell you what by the time you finish, I'll bake you a Sweet Apple Acre Pie as a reward for surviving the first day."
  722. >Oh that sounds so good right now.
  723. "Hey Applejack what time is it?"
  724. >She pulls her phone out of her pocket and turns the display on.
  725. >"Fifteen past ten."
  726. >You let out a loud groan and lean your head into Applejack's lap.
  727. >Applejack just pats your head as you let out a pained whimper.
  728.  
  729. "Okay, now that today's run is done with we'll do another set of the exercises we did earlier."
  730. >"Anon, what is this actually doing?" Sunset asks, "We signed up to fight, not a work out."
  731. >Even Rainbow Dash looks a bit irritated at the simple tasks you set for them.
  732. "I'm building up your bodies so that you can fight without tiring out. But if you want to try out swordplay, let's try out some swordplay."
  733. >Heading into the shed, you grab a training instrument that you prepared as an example for this exact reason.
  734. >Walking out, you pull out a weighted wooden sword and offer it to Sunset.
  735. "Here, get acclimated to the sword. It weighs just as much as a basic longsword."
  736. >Getting up, she takes the training sword. Moving a few feet from you and Rainbow Dash she begins doing a few practice swings with the skill of an amatur LARPer.
  737. >Its apparent that despite the wooden blade being considerably light even with the weights, the momentum of the blade is throwing her off as she constantly has to readjust her stance after every few swings.
  738. >Your fencing instructor would be laughing his ass off right now.
  739. >Sunset stops and hands the sword back to you.
  740. >"I get what you mean, I can't imagine myself being able to do that for very long without my arms tiring out."
  741. >"Oh c'mon, give me the sword. It can't be that tough."
  742. >Yanking the hilt from Sunset's hands, Rainbow begins swinging wildly with abandon, trying to look cool by doing multiple flourishes, spins and jumps.
  743. >Before you can stop her, Rainbow loses her footing and falls to the ground. The sudden loss of her balance and a loose grip results in the sword flying from her hands and directly at Sunset.
  744. >Moving in front of Sunset Shimmer, you cast a Quen sign and the sword collides with the magical barrier.
  745. >You just give Dash a harsh glare as she smiles sheepishly at you.
  746. >"Hehe, uh... Oops?"
  747. >"Dash, be more careful!"
  748. >You stomp over and yank the girl to her feet and get right in her face.
  749. "What the hell was that?! If I wasn't able to cast that sign and that was a real sword Sunset would be dead right now!"
  750. >"I-I'm sorry."
  751. "I'm only going to say this once: Treat this seriously, or quit wasting my time and go home."
  752. >"Okay..." she says faintly.
  753. >Picking up the discarded weapon, you hand it to Sunset.
  754. "This is yours to keep. I have a scabbard for it inside the shed, I'll give it to you when we're done."
  755. >Looking back at Rainbow she shrinks under your gaze.
  756. "You however, will have to share with Rainbow for the time being until I can get her her own. Which after today may not be for a good while."
  757. >Shaking your head, you check the time on your watch and decide you'll let them loose a bit early.
  758. "Since it's almost noon, I'll let you two break for lunch. We'll pick back at one so if you have anything to take care of do it now."
  759. >Leaving the two to their own devices, you decide to go ask Applejack for another bottle of cider.
  760. >Lord knows you could use anything stronger though.
  761.  
  762. >As Anon leaves, you glance back at your friend who looks like she just kicked a puppy.
  763. "Rainbow."
  764. >"Sunset, I'm really sorry."
  765. "I know you are. But please, I'm not doing this for fun and games."
  766. >"I know."
  767. "Anonymous is doing this for my benefit, the fact he let you join in was entirely up to him. So, please can you just bear with whatever he asks for the time being? For me?"
  768. >Rainbow nods her head.
  769. "Thank you. Now let's get something to eat, I'm starving."
  770. >"Anything in mind?"
  771. "We could always go for a sub sandwich."
  772. >"Sounds good. You okay with meat?"
  773. "Maybe we'll split it."
  774.  
  775. >After lunch was over, you and Rainbow Dash began learning some basics in fencing.
  776. >You had to convince Anon to let Rainbow try the sword again. Though he was very adamant of you both standing farther away this time.
  777. >She heeded Anon's advice and didn't try to show off again.
  778. >Soon enough, the day was over and you let out an exhausted sigh.
  779. >"Take tomorrow off, since you still have school we'll run on a modified schedule where all you're going to do is a few warm-ups and a quick jog."
  780. "That sounds easy enough."
  781. >"With these weights on your legs and arms." he says hoisting said arm and leg weights.
  782. >And then there's the catch.
  783. >"Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays we'll do training. The other days you can have off, and when we start getting more intense so will the schedule."
  784. >Handing you the weights and scabbard to the wood sword, Anon leaves you two alone again without even a goodbye.
  785. >"He didn't even say "good job"."
  786. "We can't expect him too Rainbow."
  787. >"Still, it'd be nice."
  788. >Walking back to Rainbow's car, your legs are beginning to ache.
  789. >You are definitely going to feel that in the morning.
  790.  
  791. >Heading back into the guest room you've been staying in for the past few days, you see that the door cracked open slightly.
  792. >Tip-toeing to the door you hear a trio of voices inside the room.
  793. >"Wow that's so cool."
  794. >"Do you think Applejack knows he has this?"
  795. >"It must be why Rainbow Dash and Sunset Shimmer were practicing with that sword outside!"
  796. >Swinging the door open, you see Apple Bloom and two other girls with your cane sword unlatched from its sheath between them.
  797. "What are you three doing?"
  798. >"Uh-oh..."
  799. >"Sorry Mr. Anon we were just messin' around when we came across your staff thingy."
  800. "And why were you messing around in this room?"
  801. >"Uh..."
  802. >"Scootaloo wanted to know why you were spending so much time with Rainbow Dash."
  803. >"Hey! Was not!"
  804. >"Was too!"
  805. >Your eye twitches as the girls continue to bicker back and forth.
  806. >Scootaloo, with the sword her hand accidentally swings its tip towards you nearly slicing your front.
  807. >"Oh my go- Mr. Anon I'm so sorry!"
  808. >Great...
  809. >Rainbow Dash in travel size.
  810. "Give me that!"
  811. >Grabbing the sword and scabbard, you reengage the lock and put the cane aside.
  812. "You don't tell anyone about this."
  813. >"Yeah? And why not?" Scootaloo challenges.
  814. >"Scootaloo..." the third girl says tugging her sleeve.
  815. "Because Sunset Shimmer's life depends on it."
  816. >"Really?"
  817. "Yes, really."
  818. >The three girls then huddle together, "Should we ask him?"
  819. >"I dunno..."
  820. >"C'mon it would be so cool! Rainbow Dash is doing it."
  821. >"Scootaloo, if Rainbow decided to jump off a bridge would you do it too?"
  822. >"Of course!"
  823. >"Gosh you're stupid sometimes."
  824. >"No you're stupid!"
  825. >"GIRLS!" Apple Bloom shouts.
  826. >"Right." they both say in unison.
  827. Breaking apart, they all look at you very seriously.
  828. >"Mr. Anon can you teach us to fight with swords?"
  829. "..."
  830.  
  831. >*SLAM*
  832. >"Well he didn't say no." Scootaloo says.
  833. >"But he didn't say yes either."
  834. >"Maybe if we ask him later he'll teach us."
  835. >"Sweetie what do you think?" Apple Bloom asks.
  836. >Sweetie Belle jumps at the mention of her name, "Sorry what?"
  837. >"What's the matter?"
  838. >"Yeah why's yer face all red like that?"
  839. >"Well... isn't Anon kinda handsome? And his eyes, they remind me of a cute kitty's."
  840. >Both girls go wide-eyed with shock.
  841. >"Ew, heck no. They're probably contacts."
  842. >"Sweetie yer insane. Besides, Applejack already has dibs."
  843. >The young girl stomps her foot and puffs her cheeks out.
  844. >"What? No fair!" Sweetie Belle squeaks.
  845. >"Yeah and doesn't Rarity also like Anon?"
  846. >"Yeah..."
  847. >"Don't worry Sweetie, you'll find your special someone one day and who knows maybe they'll have contacts like Anon's too."
  848. >"I guess." says Sweetie sadly.
  849. >"Anyway, next time we see Anon at school, we'll ask him again."
  850. >"But what if he says no?"
  851. >"Then we keep on trying!"
  852.  
  853. -----

Witcher of Canterlot: I

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