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>you are anon
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>proud freedom loving American
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>and you are severely lacking in freedom right now
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>not literally; you have the same rights as any other sentient creature in Equestria
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>but damnit it’s the 4th of july and it’s the time of year when FREEDOM INTENSIFIES
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>but you have a plan
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>a wonderfully awful plan
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>you were around after the Storm King kicked the bucket
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>turns out the whole “thou shalt not kill” thing the ponies have doesn’t apply when the villain of the week does himself in
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>IN ANY CASE
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>you saw what a certain Fizzlepop Berrytwist was able to do during the celebration afterward
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>MAGICAL
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>FUCKING
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>FIREWORKS
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>you had almost given up hope of ever getting your 1776 decibels of freedom again
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>but now you’ve got a pony that can make fireworks on command
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>did you mention that it’s fucking magic?
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>”So why do you want me to do my thing Anon?”
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“Because today is a very important day in ‘Muri- I mean my people’s history. Essentially today was the day we collectively told the crown to fuck off.”
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>”So you want to tell Celestia and Luna you’re seceding?”
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“… tempting as that is I just want to celebrate my history and give Equestria an extra helping of FREEDOM, and fireworks were the best symbolism of that.”
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>”Whatever Anon. Just let me see your notes for fireworks and I’ll see what I can do.”
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>you oblige her, passing your notebook
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>your grin widens as her eyebrows rise
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>you may be trying to turn her into Gandalf
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>firework dragons are the shit yo
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>”You want me to do WHAT with my magic? Anon I can’t do that kind of magic! All I can do is a simple firework effect and-“
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>this won’t do
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>good thing you have a backup plan
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>good ol’ homegrown moonshine
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>it may just be paint thinner at this point
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“DAMNIT TEMPEST! IF I WANTED A COMMUNIST’S HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED THAT WHORSE GLIMMER! NOW OPEN WIDE AND GET A TASTE OF FREEDOM!”
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>pouring the concoction down her throat you ignore your burning nose hairs and sing the song of your people
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>p0nies are starting to turn and stare at the two of you
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>you only have eyes for the magenta war hoers succumbing to the alcohol beside you
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>and by god it’s working
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>her eyes are glazing over as she begins swaying to the music
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>at least you think she’s swaying to the music
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>no it’s definitely the music since she’s starting to smile
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>”Alright Anon you wanted fireworks? I’ll show you shome fuckin fireworks!”
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>she plants her feet and starts charging up her spell
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>crackling with barely contained power she lets the spell go
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>the night sky explodes with color
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>good ol’ red white and blue
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>it brings a tear to your eye to see such freedom again
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>p0nies are gathering around to watch the show
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>looks like even some song magic is being worked as some p0nies are joining you in singing
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>wait they’re replacing “America” with “Equestria”
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>ah well it’d be too much to ask them to switch loyalty to a nation that doesn’t even exist in this world
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>patriotism is patriotism either way
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>”Hey Anon?”
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“Yea Tempest?”
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>”Hold on to your ass and watch this!”
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>her horn crackles even louder
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>you can’t smell the moonshine over the ozone now
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>with a loud screech her spell fires off higher than ever
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>you swear it sounded just like a bald eagle
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>the thought is blasted from your mind as the spell detonates with a thunderous boom
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>what appears leaves you speechless
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>a giant red white and blue eagle of Tempest’s magic appears in the sky
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>it turns its head to you and gives you a single nod
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>you nod back in understanding
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>with a mighty flap of its wings the firework eagle soars higher into the night sky before collapsing on itself
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>well that was anticlima-
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>BOOM
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>a series of explosions red white and blue rock the night sky
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>Gandalf would be proud
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>no fuck that he’d be green with envy with the display above you
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>as the fireworks finally die down the surrounding p0nies cheer and holler, the spirit of patriotism fueling their fervor
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>you feel something lean against your leg
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>you look down and see Tempest struggling to stay awake
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>”H-how was that Anon?”
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>looking around you see all of Ponyville with smiles on their faces
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>you realize that even in your selfish desire to relive the glory that was America you brought pride and patriotism to the small town
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>you do the only thing you can do and smile at her
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“It was absolutely perfect. Thank you Tempest.”
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>she nods before completely falling asleep against your leg
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>you just shake your head at the silly p0ny
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>today was a FREEDOM kind of day
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers