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['MURICA] Tempest Shadow 4th of July

By CharlieHoers
Created: 2021-01-05 00:00:28
Expiry: Never
tempest shadow4th of july

  1. >you are anon
  2. >proud freedom loving American
  3. >and you are severely lacking in freedom right now
  4. >not literally; you have the same rights as any other sentient creature in Equestria
  5. >but damnit it’s the 4th of july and it’s the time of year when FREEDOM INTENSIFIES
  6. >but you have a plan
  7. >a wonderfully awful plan
  8. >you were around after the Storm King kicked the bucket
  9. >turns out the whole “thou shalt not kill” thing the ponies have doesn’t apply when the villain of the week does himself in
  10. >IN ANY CASE
  11. >you saw what a certain Fizzlepop Berrytwist was able to do during the celebration afterward
  12. >MAGICAL
  13. >FUCKING
  14. >FIREWORKS
  15. >you had almost given up hope of ever getting your 1776 decibels of freedom again
  16. >but now you’ve got a pony that can make fireworks on command
  17. >did you mention that it’s fucking magic?
  18. >”So why do you want me to do my thing Anon?”
  19. “Because today is a very important day in ‘Muri- I mean my people’s history. Essentially today was the day we collectively told the crown to fuck off.”
  20. >”So you want to tell Celestia and Luna you’re seceding?”
  21. “… tempting as that is I just want to celebrate my history and give Equestria an extra helping of FREEDOM, and fireworks were the best symbolism of that.”
  22. >”Whatever Anon. Just let me see your notes for fireworks and I’ll see what I can do.”
  23. >you oblige her, passing your notebook
  24. >your grin widens as her eyebrows rise
  25. >you may be trying to turn her into Gandalf
  26. >firework dragons are the shit yo
  27. >”You want me to do WHAT with my magic? Anon I can’t do that kind of magic! All I can do is a simple firework effect and-“
  28. >this won’t do
  29. >good thing you have a backup plan
  30. >good ol’ homegrown moonshine
  31. >it may just be paint thinner at this point
  32. “DAMNIT TEMPEST! IF I WANTED A COMMUNIST’S HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED THAT WHORSE GLIMMER! NOW OPEN WIDE AND GET A TASTE OF FREEDOM!”
  33. >pouring the concoction down her throat you ignore your burning nose hairs and sing the song of your people
  34. >https://youtu.be/URbYAaAK9OQ
  35. >p0nies are starting to turn and stare at the two of you
  36. >you only have eyes for the magenta war hoers succumbing to the alcohol beside you
  37. >and by god it’s working
  38. >her eyes are glazing over as she begins swaying to the music
  39. >at least you think she’s swaying to the music
  40. >no it’s definitely the music since she’s starting to smile
  41. >”Alright Anon you wanted fireworks? I’ll show you shome fuckin fireworks!”
  42. >she plants her feet and starts charging up her spell
  43. >crackling with barely contained power she lets the spell go
  44. >the night sky explodes with color
  45. >good ol’ red white and blue
  46. >it brings a tear to your eye to see such freedom again
  47. >p0nies are gathering around to watch the show
  48. >looks like even some song magic is being worked as some p0nies are joining you in singing
  49. >wait they’re replacing “America” with “Equestria”
  50. >ah well it’d be too much to ask them to switch loyalty to a nation that doesn’t even exist in this world
  51. >patriotism is patriotism either way
  52. >”Hey Anon?”
  53. “Yea Tempest?”
  54. >”Hold on to your ass and watch this!”
  55. >her horn crackles even louder
  56. >you can’t smell the moonshine over the ozone now
  57. >with a loud screech her spell fires off higher than ever
  58. >you swear it sounded just like a bald eagle
  59. >the thought is blasted from your mind as the spell detonates with a thunderous boom
  60. >what appears leaves you speechless
  61. >a giant red white and blue eagle of Tempest’s magic appears in the sky
  62. >it turns its head to you and gives you a single nod
  63. >you nod back in understanding
  64. >with a mighty flap of its wings the firework eagle soars higher into the night sky before collapsing on itself
  65. >well that was anticlima-
  66. >BOOM
  67. >a series of explosions red white and blue rock the night sky
  68. >Gandalf would be proud
  69. >no fuck that he’d be green with envy with the display above you
  70. >as the fireworks finally die down the surrounding p0nies cheer and holler, the spirit of patriotism fueling their fervor
  71. >you feel something lean against your leg
  72. >you look down and see Tempest struggling to stay awake
  73. >”H-how was that Anon?”
  74. >looking around you see all of Ponyville with smiles on their faces
  75. >you realize that even in your selfish desire to relive the glory that was America you brought pride and patriotism to the small town
  76. >you do the only thing you can do and smile at her
  77. “It was absolutely perfect. Thank you Tempest.”
  78. >she nods before completely falling asleep against your leg
  79. >you just shake your head at the silly p0ny
  80. >today was a FREEDOM kind of day

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