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>you've been enjoying life innaquestria for about a year now
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>got yourself a reasonable job, your own house
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>and to your eternal surprise you found yourself falling in love
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>life is good for the both of you
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>or you think so
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>lately your marefriend has been really clingy
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>well... clingier than usual
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>not that you're complaining or anything
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>still it's out of the ordinary and you're determined to to get to the bottom of the issue
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"So honey, everything alright?"
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>for just a second you swear you saw a glint of panic in her eyes, but you're not sure
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>"Of course I am Anon! Why in Equestria wouldn't I be?"
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"Well for one you're not smiling like you used to when we cuddled on the couch. That and you seem to not want to let go."
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>her ears fold back while her eyes start shifting around
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>oh yea that was a bullseye
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>"I-I'm just tired Anon."
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>bullshit detected, initializing bluffbreaker.exe
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>you just stare at her, but carefully mold your face to show nothing but concern
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>she seems more nervous
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>"Really!"
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>it's not working, time for extreme measures
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>you take on a more deadpan expression, showing you're not buying it
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>"Cmon Anon you're being silly."
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>Anon, this is left eyebrow. Do we have permission to engage?
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>Anon to left eyebrow you are clear for takeoff
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>3... 2... 1... liftoff! we have liftoff!
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>her facade is clearly cracking
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>after a few moments more she lets out a sigh and leans against you
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>"Alright, alright just stop the face."
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>you immediately do so, shifting back to your loving concern face
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>"The truth is... I'm... I'm afraid Anon."
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>you guessed as much, but that only solves part of the problem
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"Ok. And what are you afraid of my little p0ne?"
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>"I'm afraid of losing you."
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>now you're surprised
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"Losing me? Why would you be afraid of losing me?"
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>"BECAUSE YOU CAN DO BETTER!"
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>now it's her turn to look surprised
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>an awkward silence stretches between you
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"What do you mean I can do better?"
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>tears begin welling up in her eyes
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>"I... I know there are better mares out there than me. Prettier mares, smarter mares... *sniff*"
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>oh no you're not letting this continue
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>you pull your marefriend into a hug
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"Shh... shh... don't think that way. Don't ever think that way. I'm here for you. I will always be here for you."
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>she just barely seems to be keeping it together now
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>"Bu-but why? I'm nopony special. Why would you waste your best years on a mare that breaks down in front of her stallion like this?"
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>you're about to reply when you find yourself with a sense of deja-vu
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>where the fuck have you felt this before?
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>...
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>oh
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>OHHHHH
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>you felt this way, back on earth
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>you weren't a complete failure, back in high school
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>you even had yourself a gf
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>and you wondered the same thing
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>why the fuck would someone that's way out of your league date some faggot like you?
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>it all makes sense now
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>the clinginess, the moodiness
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>but you're a loss for how to help your marefriend now that the shoe's on the other foot
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>she's just sitting there quietly sobbing into your chest as you pet her mane thinking of the right thing to say
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>Hey anon, I thought of something
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>What do you want brain?
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>P0nes like songs here right?
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>What are you getting at? I don't know any love songs.
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>You know one anon.
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>it takes a second searching your memories until you remember
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>THAT song
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>you hesitate, unsure if what you're about to do will help or not
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>a particularly powerful sob makes your decision for you
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>giving your marefriend one last squeeze you set her back on the couch and stand up in front of her, mumbling
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"The things I do for love."
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>your marefriend looks up at you with confused, bloodshot eyes
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"Honey, I love you, and I'm going to show you in the only way I think can get that through to you."
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>you may not have a magical bone in your body, but if there's one bit that you figured out how to do it's song magic
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>you snap your fingers and the song magic responds in kind
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>you havent heard this song in years, but it all comes back just like you remembered
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>your marefriend looks even more confused as the music starts up
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>you begin dancing to the music
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"We're no strangers to love.
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You know the rules, and so do I
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A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
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You wouldn't get this from any other guy"
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>if those other anons could see you know they'd be brewing a shitstorm to end all shitstorms
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>your marefriend has stopped crying and is just sitting there with wide eyes
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"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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Gotta make you understand"
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>whelp, no going back now
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"Never gonna give you up
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Never gonna let you down
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Never gonna run around and desert you
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Never gonna make you cry
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Never gonna say goodbye
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Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
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>you continue through the song, slowly getting into it
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>you look at your marefriend, and you see a smile slowly creeping across her face
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>her smile is infectious, and you feel yourself smiling as well
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>at long last you finish the final chorus and the song magic fades away
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>good god you feel like a faggot
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>breathing heavily you just stand there in front of your marefriend
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>a few moments pass before she hurls herself onto into your chest holding you tightly
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>"Anon! I love you too! I love you I love you!"
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>chuckling, you return to your position on the couch
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"I love you too dear."
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>you have a feeling that this spectre that's haunted the both of you is finally gone
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>you know that you both will be there for each other until your dying days
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>you'll never give her up
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>you'll never let her down
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>you'll never run around and desert her
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>you'll never make her cry
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>you'll never say goodbye
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>you'll never tell a lie and hurt her
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>yfw Rickrolling is unironically the most effective love song Equestria has ever seen
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>who would have guessed
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers
by CharlieHoers