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Spooks (Incomplete/abandoned) (EqG)

By BetAnonTheSecond
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-16 06:14:31
Expiry: Never
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  1. Remember when I said that I would never abandon a story? Well, turns out I'm a big fat liar(and a phony)
  2. I tried to write this green back around possibly 2016 during Halloween and I tried to write a scary/comedy green about Princess Twilight Sparkle getting possessed by a Mexican ghost who would shout obscenities in Spanish. I was really taking the piss out of it and it felt like it was going to be more funny than spooky so I decided to kill it before I could get too deep into it. I kept the word doc for it so this is what I have of it. I doubt I'll ever come back and finish this but never say never I suppose.
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  4. >It's Halloween!
  5. >And you know what that means...
  6. >Absolutely nothing.
  7. >You're too old for stuff like that.
  8. >Ghosts.
  9. >Skeletons.
  10. >Spooky stuff.
  11. >All a bunch of horse shit.
  12. >If you do say so yourself.
  13. >Sure it was all fun and candy when you were a kid.
  14. >But you're not a kid anymore.
  15. >You're a man!
  16. >Well, not by much.
  17. >You're still just a shitty teenager.
  18. >Be Anon.
  19. >And it's Halloween night.
  20. >Not much is going on.
  21. >You've obviously stopped trick or treating long ago.
  22. >So now you're waiting for your friends.
  23. >While you do so, you decide to indulge in your new favorite Halloween activity.
  24. >Sit by the sidewalk near your house.
  25. >Hiding in a hallowed out bush and jumping and screaming at kids who walk by and don't take notice of you.
  26. >Good stuff.
  27. >The kids get a good scare.
  28. >A lot of them cry.
  29. >Parents yell at you.
  30. >Not your problem.
  31. >Sometimes the kids drop theirs bags and run away.
  32. >Free candy.
  33. >This year you managed to get two bags of candy from poor kids who didn't have the wherewithal to notice an out of place badly built fake plant.
  34. >Sitting on your front porch.
  35. >Looking through the bags.
  36. >You hear a voice call out to you.
  37. >”Hey Anon!”
  38. >A group of girls are walking along the sidewalk of your home.
  39. >Sunset Shimmer.
  40. >AppleJack.
  41. >Pinkie Pie
  42. >And... Twilight Sparkle?
  43. >They all seem to be dressed up for the occasion.
  44. >Sunset is dressed like a skeleton.
  45. >Wearing a skintight black leotard with a skeleton print on it and a cheap skull mask.
  46. >The leotard showing off her curves.
  47. >unf
  48. >AppleJack looks like a hobo.
  49. >No seriously, you're not sure what she is supposed to be.
  50. >Her clothes are all raggedy and dirty.
  51. >Her nose has red coloring around it.
  52. >Like she's snorted too much cocaine
  53. >You're gonna need to ask about that later.
  54. >Pinkie Pie is dressed in some purple striped spandex with some fur boots and gloves.
  55. >Also purple cat ears and drawn on whiskers on her cheeks.
  56. >Looks to be the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland.
  57. >Finally Twilight is wearing a blue wizard hat and blue cape.
  58. >A wizard, or witch.
  59. >Or whatever.
  60. >Either way they're all dressed for the night.
  61. >And here you are sitting around with some bags of candy you stole from some kids.
  62. “Hey?”
  63. >The others give their hellos.
  64. >”Hiya Nonny!”
  65. >”Howdy!”
  66. >”Hello.”
  67. >It was then you notice Sunset had something tucked under her arm.
  68. >They all walk up to your porch and stand at the foot of it.
  69. “Why are you all dressed up?”
  70. >Pinkie begins to jump up and down.
  71. >”Why aren't ya dressed up Anon? It's Halloween!”
  72. >AppleJack adds to the conversation.
  73. >It's obvious why you're not.
  74. “Well, I am dressed up!”
  75. >You get up from our seat.
  76. >And present yourself.
  77. “See?”
  78. >Everyone just states at you.
  79. >”What're ya supposed ta be?”
  80. >AJ asks
  81. >You ponder for a moment.
  82. “A teenager who doesn't care?”
  83. >Nobody seems amused.
  84. >”Well I guess if you don't care for Halloween, then perhaps you wouldn't care if we invited you to Pinkie's Halloween party later tonight!”
  85. >Sunset goads.
  86. “A party? Later tonight?”
  87. >Seems like thing are looking up.
  88. >”Yesserie! I'm throwing a costume party later tonight!”
  89. >Pinkie adds in her overly energetic way.
  90. “Are costumes? Mandatory?”
  91. >You had to ask.
  92. >”Of course silly! A costume party without costumes is just a party!”
  93. >Right.
  94. “Well, what if I were to grab a plain white sheet and cut eye holes and go as a ghost?”
  95. >A few giggles from the group.
  96. >”Good enough for me!”
  97. >Sunset stands ahead of the rest.
  98. >”First, we want to take Twilight over and have a little fun first.”
  99. >Fun?
  100. >She then shows you what was tucked under her arm.
  101. >A Ouija board?
  102. >You lift an eyebrow in suspicion.
  103. “Really guys? The hell is this all about?”
  104. >Twilight then stands next to Sunset.
  105. >”I've been doing a lot of reading on your world's magic and mysticism, and I came across this simple ritual piece. I think being able to contact the dead seems like a fascinating experience!”
  106. >You just continue to stare at them.
  107. >Pinkie then chimes in again.
  108. >”We're gonna go to a cemetery and try to summon a spooooky ghost for Twilight! We were wondering if you wanted to join us!”
  109. >She waves her hands at you
  110. “You do know that's all a bunch of superstitious crap, right?”
  111. >Sunset crosses her arms.
  112. >”Aww, come on Anon, it'll be fun. Unless, you know, you're scared of cemeteries.”
  113. >Cute.
  114. “There a reason why you chose me and not any of the others?“
  115. >They all look at each other.
  116. >And kinda shrug.
  117. >”You don't look too busy right about now. The party doesn't start until much later tonight and we kind of need one more person for this.”
  118. >Sunset explains to you.
  119. >She then gets closer to you and says to you in a hushed manor in your ear.
  120. >”Besides, Twilight doesn't know it's a kids thing, she's from Equestria and magic is very much a real thing there. Just play along and let her have her fun”
  121. >Equestria?
  122. >Magic real?
  123. >What kind of shit is she going on about?
  124. >Is this supposed to be some different Twilight Sparkle or something?
  125. >Different from the sperg transfer from Crystal Prep?
  126. >Come to think of it.
  127. >The few words she has said were less... awkward than you remember from her.
  128. >Whatever for now.
  129. >Then an idea pops into your head.
  130. “You know what? Sure, why the hell not?”
  131. >Everyone's faces light up at your decision.
  132. >You smile at everyone.
  133. “Let me go grab my 'costume' first!”
  134. >You rush inside and grab a spare plain white sheet
  135. >You punch some eye holes in it
  136. >Boom, your ghost costume is complete.
  137. >You meet up with everyone back out front.
  138. “Alright ready to go!”
  139. >Before you step off your porch, you grab the bags of candy and toss it to Pinkie.
  140. “Charitable donation from some diabetic kids for the party.”
  141. >Pinkie looks pleased at the stash of sweets.
  142. >The other three
  143. >Not so much.
  144. >You toss the sheet over yourself and align the holes with your eyes and you all head off to the cemetery.
  145. >Along the way AppleJack asks.
  146. >”So why aren't ya into Halloween anymore?”
  147. >You shrug your shoulders.
  148. “Don't know, why are you still into it?”
  149. >”Ah got me a little sister who's still a youngin' she still loves it and ah take her out every year.”
  150. >You nod.
  151. “And the hobo get up is a usual thing?”
  152. >She glares at you
  153. >”Ah'm a scarecrow!”
  154. >You nod your head
  155. “Could've fooled me.”
  156. >You tell her with a sweet smile.
  157. >Hoping to not get clocked in the face.
  158. >Thankfully, nothing comes.
  159. >You look to her.
  160. >She just has puffed out cheeks.
  161. >You finally make it to the cemetery.
  162. >It's the older one near the outskirts.
  163. >Which means no street lights to aid in any kind of light
  164. >You're guessing it adds to the spookiness.
  165. >They seemed to have came prepared.
  166. >Sunset gives out flashlights to you and AJ.
  167. >As you traverse across the grounds. You see lots of broken gravestones.
  168. >Large patches of tall grass that cover some of the others as well.
  169. >This place looks to be severely under attended.
  170. >In fact
  171. >Now that you think about it.
  172. >This is the abandoned cemetery.
  173. >Lovely.
  174. >Looking at what gravestone still stands.
  175. >Some are dated as far back as 200 years ago.
  176. >Everyone huddles close together.
  177. >Because they are totally not scared.
  178. >Nope.
  179. >Not even knowing that your only source of light are two flashlights.
  180. >And if they were to go off, you'd be in complete darkness
  181. >Hey, this wasn't your idea.
  182. >And even if it was, you would have gone to a much nicer looking cemetery.
  183. >”Uhm, Ah think this might be a good spot.”
  184. >AJ speaks up out of nowhere and startles the other girls.
  185. >You feel them jump from her sudden words.
  186. >”Y-Yeah, this looks good”
  187. >Twilight speaks up.
  188. >Her words a bit shaken.
  189. >She may be scared of this dark.
  190. >”Okie Dokie!”
  191. >Pinkie doesn't seem to be bothered.
  192. >She begins to take some candles out of a backpack she brought along.

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