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>Be an average retard at nighttime.
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>Except Starlight is in your shitty little apartment.
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>You don’t know why she’s here, but she seems to be curious about the things you have laying around, so it’s fine.
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>”What are those little tube things?”
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“They’re lasers. That button on the side or bottom turns them on. Just make sure that the beam doesn’t go into your eyes. They’re not exactly legal.”
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>tfw German law can go suck a dick
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“This one is 5mW, which is the American limit for these. Lemme turn off the lights real quick.”
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>You turn off the lights real quick.
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>You turn on the laser pointer.
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“In the dark you can even see the beam a little bit.”
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>You exclaim enthusiastically.
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>You pick up another pointer from the desk.
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“This one’s 40mW, so be careful with that one.”
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>You turn it on to use it as a comparison for the 5mW laser.
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>You point it at an empty glass, because shit’s beautiful.
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>She looks bored now.
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>Naturally you pull out your big gun.
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>The powerful laser pointer that is.
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“I have no clue how much power this thing has. The Chinese label says it’s only 1mW, but it’s crazy bright and it actually burns my hand. I think we need some glasses for this though.”
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>You pull out two pairs of OD4 red glasses and put one of them over Starlight’s head.
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>Her giant anime sized eyes are way too big for the glasses.
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>Fuck.
by karwler
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