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Starlight and LAYZORS!By karwler
Created: 22nd April 2021 02:27:03 PM
- >Be an average retard at nighttime.
- >Except Starlight is in your shitty little apartment.
- >You don’t know why she’s here, but she seems to be curious about the things you have laying around, so it’s fine.
- >”What are those little tube things?”
- “They’re lasers. That button on the side or bottom turns them on. Just make sure that the beam doesn’t go into your eyes. They’re not exactly legal.”
- >tfw German law can go suck a dick
- “This one is 5mW, which is the American limit for these. Lemme turn off the lights real quick.”
- >You turn off the lights real quick.
- >You turn on the laser pointer.
- “In the dark you can even see the beam a little bit.”
- >You exclaim enthusiastically.
- >You pick up another pointer from the desk.
- “This one’s 40mW, so be careful with that one.”
- >You turn it on to use it as a comparison for the 5mW laser.
- >You point it at an empty glass, because shit’s beautiful.
- >She looks bored now.
- >Naturally you pull out your big gun.
- >The powerful laser pointer that is.
- “I have no clue how much power this thing has. The Chinese label says it’s only 1mW, but it’s crazy bright and it actually burns my hand. I think we need some glasses for this though.”
- >You pull out two pairs of OD4 red glasses and put one of them over Starlight’s head.
- >Her giant anime sized eyes are way too big for the glasses.