Smug Dash Mom


                                            1.
                                            
                                                >"Hey. Hey Twilight."

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >Just ignore her. She'll get bored and stop.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >"Twilight. Hey, Twilight."

                                            4.
                                            
                                                >You hear the sounds of wings re-adjusting as Rainbow's smug voice gets closer.

                                            5.
                                            
                                                >Just focus on your book, Twilight. noosphere theory is a good enough blocker for voices.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                >"Twiiiiiiiilight."

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >You can feel the grin on Rainbow's face and hear the cooing of a foal as she invades your space and presses her cheek to yours.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >"Psssst. Twi."

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >You growl and finally turn to the irritating pegasus.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                "What? What is it?"

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >Grin never fading, Rainbow backs up and turns to her side.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >On her back nestled between her hunched wings is her month old son, who seems content to doze on his mother's back and soak up her heat.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >The tiny colt yawns adorably, showing off tiny nubs of very distinct canine teeth.

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >"Hey, Twi. See this?"

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >The pegasus ruffles her wings, pulling your attention to the foal again.

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >"See this? I made this."

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >Rainbow puffs her chest out proudly, tuft on full display.

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >The smug that Rainbow is radiating is almost too much.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >She cranes her neck around to nuzzle the little colt, who giggles.

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >"Hey, Twilight. You should make one."

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >If there wasn't a foal on her back, you'd throttle your friend.