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>You unsheathe your katana and bring the blade in front of your face
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"Let's dance!"
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>Your radiant cerise eyes glare at Undercut Glimmer over the razor-sharp edge of the katana
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>Oh man, you probably look SO COOL right now!
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>You half-crouch with your legs spread apart, slowly circling around Undercut Glimmer
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>"Hmph! It's so cute how you brought your little toy knife to a street fight..."
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>She swings the baseball bat from her back to front with practiced ease
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>"But do you know how to use it?!"
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>Undercut Glimmer screams and lunges forward
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>You are totally ready for it
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>You raise your katana with the blade pointing down, easily parrying the swing
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>The katana's blade shivers as the impact sends the baseball bat sliding down the sharp edge
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>You counterattack, twisting the blade around and making a quick cut
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>Undercut Glimmer parries it with her baseball bat
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>You smirk
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"My shock katana should've cut through that like butter. You're tougher than you look"
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>"Chi flows through everything around us," Undercut Glimmer intones. "I merely redirect it to where I want!"
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>You swing your blade around, striking several more times in split second
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>One of them plunges into Undercut Glimmer's thigh, making her wince in pain
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"Yeah well, I hope your chi-chi can keep up!"
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>"What the hell does that even mean?" Pinkie mutters, shooting her akimbo pistols at a very acrobatic Trixie sleeve who's also sporting an undercut
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>"We do not know," Luna says, shocking a Flash Sentry sleeve and knocking him backward, also with an undercut
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>You make a series of X-shaped slashes at Undercut Glimmer, shredding her clothes
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>You see a hint of her underwear, a matching panty-and-bra set pattered with tiny equal signs
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"Aw cute!"
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>"Shut up!" Undercut Glimmer grits her teeth
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>Her baseball bat glows purple as she pours a *ton* of chi into it
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>When she finally swings, you raise your katana to parry it
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>But something's off
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>The bat is vibrating slightly
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>When it contacts your blade, it bounces off and swings around to your gut unnaturally
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>You see stars as the bat strikes soft flesh and knocks you on your ass (-1)
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>"True Strike!" Undercut Glimmer yells triumphantly. "Any weapon imbued with enough chi will always strike blood like magnets are attracted to iron!"
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"You talk too much," you groan
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>You see another Trixie sleeve, this one with a big shotgun, racking a shell and firing at you
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>Her angle is poor and Undercut Glimmer has to duck out of the way to avoid getting hit
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>"Trixie!" She screams. "What did I tell you about firing that thing without looking??"
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>"Sorry," Trixie shouts, who also sports an undercut
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>What is this? A gang of undercut lesbians?
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>You hear Pinkie's joints clack as she cartwheels and fires off her pistol at a Timber Spruce sleeve, striking him in the chest
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>"No! Timber!"
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>You see a Twilight sleeve, also with an undercut, running in and dragging Timber to cover
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>"Don't disappear on me, you bastard," she says, driving an epi-pen into his chest. "We're supposed to fuck tonight!"
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>"H-heh," Timber coughs up blood. "See you around, bastards, it looks like I'm finally out of this shithole..."
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>What now?
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Gear:
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Custom Shock Katana (primary)
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M1 Spec Ops Wakizashi
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TX-9 Compact Rifle (BAT: 100%)
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Location garter
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Items:
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Glim-Pad (Access to church's database)
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MegaPass (free autocab rides)
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Actions:
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>Sheathe your katana and perform an EXTREMELY COOL AND DEADLY QUICK-DRAW STRIKE on Undercut Glim! [Medium: 70%]
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>Run to Luna and guard her while she bring down the WRATH OF GODDESSES upon these cretins! [Medium: 70%]
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>Order some BULLETSSSSS from Pinkie! [Medium: 70%]
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>write-in
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