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>Be filly
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>Napping in the sun light like a total G, shits cash as fuck
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>Warm ass celestia rays all on your face and junk, hella nice breeze tossing fresh scents of fly pegasi up in your direction
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>All you do all day is scope out bad bitchez and nap
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>Twilight says you should make friends but fuck dat noize, who needs some lame ass friends when you can be peeping on some sick ass tail instead
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>Twilight is a complete square and doesn't know about the finer things in life
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>Spot one fine ass honey
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>awooga.png
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>Time to sweep this bad bitch off her feet and score yourself a three pointer
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>Swagger on up to this fine piece of mare
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"Was gud muh fillaa? A nice bitch like you wanna come eye up my crib? Maybe we can get up to a lil bang bang if youz feels mez. Cuz damn bitch Id sure likes to feel you."
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>The mare looks speechless, you always did have a way with the ladies
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>smoothcriminal.gif
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>"young filly who is your mother? If you were my filly I'd ground you and tan your hide for speaking to some pony like that!"
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>Aw sheet not again
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"Chillax bitch no need to get all bent, was just foolin and sheet your ass ain't even that fine anyway. I dont need your stanky raggedy ass up in my baller crib anyway."
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>Realizing shit maybe fucked you start to dip on this skank
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>"Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Twilight's filly arnt you? You can bet your mother will hear about this."
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>Your mind flashes back to twilight beating you and you question your choice in babes as you flee the scene of the crime
by General_Management
by General_Management