Anonfilly


                                            >Be filly

                                            >Napping in the sun light like a total G, shits cash as fuck

                                            >Warm ass celestia rays all on your face and junk, hella nice breeze tossing fresh scents of fly pegasi up in your direction

                                            >All you do all day is scope out bad bitchez and nap

                                            >Twilight says you should make friends but fuck dat noize, who needs some lame ass friends when you can be peeping on some sick ass tail instead

                                            >Twilight is a complete square and doesn't know about the finer things in life

                                            >Spot one fine ass honey

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                                            >Time to sweep this bad bitch off her feet and score yourself a three pointer

                                            >Swagger on up to this fine piece of mare

                                            "Was gud muh fillaa? A nice bitch like you wanna come eye up my crib? Maybe we can get up to a lil bang bang if youz feels mez. Cuz damn bitch Id sure likes to feel you."

                                            >The mare looks speechless, you always did have a way with the ladies

                                            >smoothcriminal.gif

                                            >"young filly who is your mother? If you were my filly I'd ground you and tan your hide for speaking to some pony like that!"

                                            >Aw sheet not again

                                            "Chillax bitch no need to get all bent, was just foolin and sheet your ass ain't even that fine anyway. I dont need your stanky raggedy ass up in my baller crib anyway."

                                            >Realizing shit maybe fucked you start to dip on this skank

                                            >"Wait a minute, I recognize you. You're Twilight's filly arnt you? You can bet your mother will hear about this."

                                            >Your mind flashes back to twilight beating you and you question your choice in babes as you flee the scene of the crime