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By EvilMorty
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-13 00:27:44
Expiry: Never
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  1. Athena /r/
  2. >Be Athena
  3. >You are cornered
  4. >Changelings swarmed your room and you don’t know how to get out of this
  5. >In fact you don’t even know what they are
  6. >Those weird leg holes, those surely must be unnatural
  7. >”Are you guys sure that you’re okay? Dd you want a medic or an- EEP”
  8. >Her question was cut short by a hiss from the close-by ‘lings, as one of them jumped at her
  9. >With a gasp, she ducked down but kept her sword high
  10. >Looking back up, she found the changeling to be now stuck to the sword
  11. >The swarm coming her room was in shock
  12. >Athena in other hand, was in awe
  13. >”Oh, so that’s what these are used for, I thought they were just oversized scissors”
  14. >Looking back to the swarm, she got back on her hooves and shook the now dead changeling out of her sword
  15. >”So you guys aren’t much of talkers huh? How about we test these things out?”
  16. >And with that, she charged forward(edited)
  17. [6:34 PM]
  18. Anonfilly eats crazy bread
  19. >You are Anonfilly
  20. >And you can’t believe Twilight did this
  21. >Again
  22. >She promised crazy bread and you are getting your crazy bread goddammit
  23. >Walking alongside towards the hayburger store, you wait until she’s distracted to slip away
  24. >She was basically salivating at the prospect of her burguers
  25. >This mare never changes...
  26. >The store wasn’t far away, so it's not like she would take long to get back
  27. >At least you hope Twilight wouldn’t miss you
  28. >Arriving at the store, you find a mare waiting in line
  29. ”Hey miss, would you please get me some crazy bread?”
  30. >The mare jumps at the notion of a filly talking to her
  31. >You don’t get what’s so weird, so you swish your tail and open a big smile trying to be cute
  32. >”Uhh...Uhhhh”
  33. “Please?”
  34. >”S-s-sure, just stand close”
  35. “Thanks miss, you’re the best~”
  36. >You say while rubbing yourself on her legs like a cat
  37. >For some reason that only makes her sweat harder
  38. >Seriously, what’s her deal?
  39. >It’s not long until she’s blasted by a purple laser
  40. >”Anon! Are you alright?”
  41. “Goddamit Twilight, was all that necessary?- OOF”
  42. >At once you’re enveloped in her chest fluff in a hug
  43. >”Don’t worry Anon, we’ll take that changeling to interrogation and keep some guards so you don’t get taken away from me again”
  44. >Wait, changeling?
  45. >Looking back, you find the mare laying down uncouncious
  46. >But instead of a mare, bare black chitin covered her body
  47. >Man, she didn’t seem that bad...
  48. “Will she be alright?”
  49. >”Gasp, did she brainwash you? Quick! To the laboratory!”
  50. >And it was then that she teleported you both to the castle
  51. >All you wanted was some crazy bread goddammit….(edited)
  52. [6:34 PM]
  53. Being sus
  54. >Rainbow dash was flying around the castle
  55. >The tasks Twilight gave her were simple
  56. >Clean the windows
  57. >Clean the crystal walls
  58. >Clean the vents
  59. >Bleh
  60. >She has wings too, not like she can’t reach
  61. >And the horn too, instead of using hooves
  62. >You shouldn’t have made that bet of who’s faster knowing she’d just teleport
  63. >Reaching the vent, you open it up to find a dick
  64. >A black dick
  65. ”What the buck is this?”
  66. >Wondering if you should reach for it, green flames light the vent for a second before Trixie appears after you
  67. >”What do you think you’re doing?”
  68. “Trixie?”
  69. >Sure enough, the blue unicorn tips her magician hat at you
  70. >”Yes and don’t wear it out”
  71. >Wait wasn’t there a black dick there?
  72. >Looking down, you find a blue dick on the mare’s crotch
  73. >Which she quickly hides, flipping to have her belly down and raising Dash's head up with a gentle hoof
  74. >”Eyes up here Blue Fast”
  75. “What are you even doing here?”
  76. >”Trixie is playing hide and seek with Glimmer, now shoo, don’t give my position away”
  77. >With a shove, she pushed Rainbow Dash away
  78. >Her blue fur was slightly apparent, until the same green shine from before lighted the vent
  79. >And all was black again
  80. >Was Trixie a…
  81. >With a shake of her head, she decided to leave this to Twilight
  82. >Her bet didn’t meant to deal with changelings, and she sure as hell just wanted to get back to her nap already(edited)
  83. [6:35 PM]
  84. Jargon drawing twiggles
  85. >How do you even make this into a ‘ling green?
  86.  
  87.  
  88. Octavia with a british accent
  89. >Canterlot is being invaded
  90. >Everything is going to hell
  91. >But its 15:00, you will NOT stop your tea time for such silly business
  92. >With another sip, you go back to your journal
  93. >Its then that something rattles the table and makes her drink clink
  94. >Looking up and annoyed, she stares down at the changeling
  95. “It’s chewsday, innit?”
  96. >She only receives a hiss as a response
  97. >With a sigh, she folds her paper and kicks her seat away
  98. “I suppose some things can’t be helped”
  99. “Maybe one last sip?”
  100. >Crushing the cup, the changeling jumped at the mare
  101. “Bad choice”
  102. >Swinging her hooves backwards, she swiped the chair into the air
  103. >And with a calculated kick, she sent it flying on the changeling direction
  104. >Yonglings these days, they just don’t respect anything do they….(edited)
  105.  
  106.  
  107. Hooves
  108. >You are Chrysalis
  109. >A new changeling batch is almost ready
  110. >You check their slimy hooves to see if they’re ready
  111. >Still have ushorn fetlocks
  112. >Chitin from their leg holes are still not quite ready either
  113. >Patience, patience
  114. >You infuse the egg with magic to test the transformation
  115. >The changeling morphs into Angel Wings masterfully
  116. >The wonderbolt mare even smiled back at you
  117. >Good, they’re just as perfect as always
  118. >Crackling to yourself, you move away from the now exposed mare without caring to morph her back
  119. >Soon your vengeance to Starlight Glimmer will be ready
  120. >Very very soon...(edited)
  121.  
  122. Anonfilly cosplaying as sailor moon
  123. >Be Anonfilly
  124. >You have been caught
  125. >Rarity somehow convinced Twilight to let you fit a new dress for her
  126. >No matter how much you reee’d she wouldn’t change her mind
  127. >And now, here you are…
  128. >”And for the finishing touch, please don’t move”
  129. >You’re now in an outfit that basically looks like Sailor Moon
  130. >Grabbing a mirror, Rarity places it in front of yourself so you can look over
  131. >”See? Aren’t you a pretty filly when you take care of yourself?”
  132. “Fuck this shit you cunt whore, let me out of this fucking s-hrrrk”
  133. >A soap was swiftly shoved on your mouth
  134. >”Cute on the outside, dirty on the inside...will you ever change Anon?”
  135. >A few droplets fell from your eyelids, knowing Twilight was the one who gave rarara the idea of using a soup
  136. >”Aha! Here it is!”
  137. >Looking over in the mirror, you see a Twilicane floating towards you to complete the set
  138. >Twilight will pay for this...
  139.  
  140.  
  141. AnontheAnon riding Nordpone into battle
  142. >You are Anon
  143. >And you’re on this legendary mare
  144. >A legendary mare who can barely speak
  145. >Perhaps it’s scottish?
  146. >Whatever, you just call her Ord
  147. >And she has taken a liking to you
  148. >Reason she allowed you to ride her into battle
  149. >Mind you, she’s fucking massive
  150. >So when she proposed that to you, of course you took a step back
  151. >Her chestfluff stood taller than you
  152. >In fact you have no doubt you could walk under her if she let you
  153. >Even Celestia was smaller than her
  154. >At least she was friendly to you
  155. >Giving her ass a little tap, she smiled and said something uncomprehensible
  156. >Next thing you knew, that wrecking ball of fat was coming in your direction
  157. >At least it was soft, but you were still sent flying
  158. >Running after you, the ground trembled under her weight as she approached
  159. >”Are you alright?”
  160. >She was so close, face right up to yours
  161. >And yet her body was still so far
  162. >You’re lucky you’re friends
  163. >Giving her face a few taps, you got up while holding her head for balance
  164. >Only, she pulled it back up, and you along with herself
  165. >You released in time before being sent flying, but still was lifted off the ground
  166. >With a nod of her head, you notice what she meant
  167. >She meant to send you straight onto her back
  168. >You shake your head at the silly big mare antics
  169. “Only you Ord, only you…”
  170. >Jumping up to reach her back, you position yourself behind her neck
  171. >With her neck being almost as big as your torso, that provided better grip that sitting between the back and forelegs
  172. >And off to the battle you go
  173. >But before that, you took one last hit to your head on the door frame
  174. >You really should have thought this through...(edited)
  175.  
  176.  
  177. CIA Zigger
  178. >Be Fluttershy
  179. >You’re in disguise, hoping no one will notice you
  180. >But then again, not like anyone will care about a stripped mare
  181. >Why wouldn’t you be, Twilight told you you’re a zebra, not a pony
  182. >You lived your life as a lie
  183. >Either way, you’re glad you got this figured out
  184. >You don’t want to live a lie again
  185. >And you need to find a changeling in this village
  186. >But it could be anyone
  187. >It could be the mare in the pear market
  188. >It could be that mare behind the counter in the bakery
  189. >It could even be…
  190. >GASP
  191. >It could be herself….
  192. >Turning around, Fluttershy walked back with her head low
  193. >Perhaps if she turned herself in they wouldn’t be too harsh on her
  194.  
  195.  
  196.  
  197. Snowpity
  198. >It’s a nice beaultiful day
  199. >No clouds, many rays of sunshine and a pretty mare on your arms
  200. >She‘s opening her forelegs wide, basking in the sunbeams
  201. >You couldn’t ask for anything better
  202. >Thankfully the mare is just as happy to be with you
  203. >Today was a comfy day
  204.  
  205.  
  206. Cadance pinning both Trixie and Tempest
  207. >This is bad
  208. >You are Cadance
  209. >And you caught two suspicious mares
  210. >You know there’s just one changeling left but...who?
  211. >“Trixie demands you release her, she can’t be late to her Glimmer break again. Release Trixie!”
  212. >”What do you think you’re doing? How do you think I could’ve done THAT with a broken horn?”
  213. >Shining is so much better at interrogations
  214. >But then again, last time he had to deal with a changeling he was completelly at their mercy
  215. >If only this was a love problem…
  216. >”Release Trixie!”
  217. >”I’m telling Twilight about this”
  218. >That’s it
  219. “Thanks for the idea, now off with both of you”
  220. >And with a simple spell, both were sent to a dungeon
  221. >Now, all she needs to get a letter to Twilight só she can get her friends over here
  222. >Or should she ask Celestia to do it?
  223. >…
  224. >Eh, Celestia will know how to get her student in the case quicker
  225. >Not like those two mares will be in any rush to get out of her fungeon
  226. >Afterall, what better time to teach mares about the power of love
  227. >And if one of them is a changeling, perhaps that’d also help reveal it’s identidy for its behaviour

Writefagging for Drawfag panel

by EvilMorty