Applejack's Dicksword


                                            >Another market day is over

                                            >A nice break from all the other days kicking trees, to relax behind the fruitstand

                                            >And like most other times, almost all the apples were sold and gone

                                            >Proud of herself, Applejack started dismounting the stand, unhooking the joints with her mouth

                                            >"Hello there Applejack, need some help?"

                                            >Face deep underneath the wood trying to reach for one of the stand legs, the mare couldn't see who had just approached

                                            >Not like the voice left any doubts of who it could be

                                            "Discord..."

                                            >"The only and only, or was it one and one, bah you youngins keep changing how everything works"

                                            "Look Discord, I just had a good day and honestly I don't want to deal with your shenanigans right now, so go bother Twilight or somethin'"

                                            >"Applejack, why do you hurt me so"

                                            >In a flash the stand was gone, a crouched Applejack with a pin in her mouth now exposed

                                            >"I just want to help like a good friend should, see?"

                                            *ptho* "What did you do with mah stand?"

                                            >She said spitting her mouth free, before glaring at Discord

                                            >"Why it's right there in your cart, what did you think I had done?"

                                            "Ah dunno, made it into a living thing? Or small enough to carry in a hoof? Sent to the moon?"

                                            >Each guess was marked with a pause

                                            >But as she looked back to Discord, Applejack saw the draconeequs furious scribbling something in a notepad while in an accountant suit

                                            >"Don't mind me, just noting those ideas for later"

                                            >A second Discord head protruded from his side, looking at the notes before saying

                                            >"I really like that second one, very minimalistic"

                                            >With a grunt, Applejack grabbed the pin and walked back to her cart

                                            >Like Discord said, everything from the stand to the remaining apples were neatly packed in it and ready for the trip back

                                            >"Applejack wait"

                                            "Look Discord, I don't want to potentially ruin a good day, just give me this one alright?"

                                            >"You hurt me Applejack, not even a thank you..."

                                            "Ah suppose you did save me a lot of time, thank you Dis-"

                                            >Swiftly, Discord wrapped an arm around the mare, bringing her close to himself

                                            >"Great! Now quickly, to the secret hideout!"

                                            "What the-"

                                            >And with a blink both of them were off

                                            >Opening her eyes, Applejack found herself in a house of sorts

                                            >Only the table was on the wall, a kettle was walking by itself while upside down on the ceiling and the sky out the window...

                                            >Shaking her head to retain her sanity from the sight, Applejack stomped on the ground

                                            "Discord!"

                                            >"Sheesh calm down Applejack, like I said I just want to be a good friend and help you"

                                            >"Just hear me out, you help everypony and anypony out, but who is there to have your back?"

                                            "Well, for one-"

                                            >"Exactly, so here am I, you can relax and let Discord treat you in his humble abode"

                                            >Pushing a chair behind her, Applejack had no choice but sit on it, as Discord kept pushing it towards a new table in front of her

                                            >There, on the other side, a clone of himself was waiting with a smile, holding the upside down kettle from before

                                            >"Want some tea? It's Fluttershy's favourite"

                                            >Another Discord appeared on her right

                                            >"I also got cupcakes, cookies and muffins, the last one were for the mailmare, but she keeps breaking my mailbox so you can have them"

                                            >"Or" - A forth Discord came up to her left - "If you just want to talk about your woes then I can also give you an ear...or ten"

                                            >"No wait"

                                            >The Discord with the kettle said, counting each Discords in the room, before checking

                                            >"2, 4, 6, 8...here" - He said, reaching on a pocket and throwing two stray ears - "you can keep the change"

                                            >Applejack leaned back, cringing at the appendages

                                            >With a sigh, she pushed herself away from the table before getting up the chair

                                            "I thank you kindly, but I just want my bed really, a little me time to relax and unwind you know"

                                            >"Ooooh" - All four Discords mused

                                            >With a snap of his fingers, the table, chair and extra Discords vanished

                                            >"I didn't take for that kind of mare, but I may have just the trick under my sleeves for you"

                                            "Beg your pardon?"

                                            >"No, nonono, just sit back and relax, today, the night is yours!"

                                            >Saying that, Discord put himself in a kamehameha pose before blasting Applejack with a magic laser

                                            >Everything happened so fast that all the orange mare could do is close her eyes and try to steel herself in place

                                            >Yet, no push or shove came, and opening her eyes all she saw was a proud, smiling Discord

                                            "Discord! Look I don't know what that was about but..."

                                            >An unfamiliar sensation rose from her groins

                                            "...but just send...send me..."

                                            >Her mind quickly overloaded, her full concentration being required to try and finish the phrase

                                            >Something was attempting to push her forelegs aside

                                            >And at the same time, the rapidly expanding but unfamiliar feeling in her groins felt badly constricted

                                            "...send me...h-h-hooo~. What did you do?"

                                            >Widening her posture, something rubbed between both her forelegs, the constricted feeling leaving her

                                            >Only it kept pushing her legs wider and wider

                                            >"Why ruin the surprise? Just look down"

                                            >Discord said, sipping on some wine glass and leaving the floating wine behind

                                            "Ah~, Ah swear to Celesti- Woah nelly!"

                                            >An ultra thick orange tube protruded straight on from between her legs

                                            >Already at two or three legs thick, the ring coming past her legs and head sized flare left no doubt for what this was

                                            >Trying to take a step back, her leg hit a heavy sack stopping it in place

                                            >And trying to spin to recover balance was met with a pleasurable squish of her new oversized toy

                                            >But besides the pleasure, it did nothing to help herself stand up

                                            >And falling back, her rear legs instinctually opened wide to let the sack past

                                            >Looking down at herself, each ball was already the size of an watermelon

                                            >And looking up, her now upward standing dick looked more like a tree

                                            >A thick, hard, delicious tree

                                            >...and it was still growing

                                            "D-Discord..."

                                            >"Fine, fine, I may have overdone a little bit"

                                            >As it grew taller than Discord himself, he took the opportunity to lean into it, wrapping an arm half way around it

                                            >"Can't deny that having your own personal tree is something you have thought about before, eh?"

                                            >All he got as answer was her patented "eyebrow raise" expression

                                            >"Fine, fine, let's fix that beast"

                                            >And after another finger snap, the insormutable weight and mind numbing pleasure vanished

                                            >Yet, the unfamiliar feeling was still there

                                            "Discord, tell me you didn't..."

                                            >"Alright I won't, but I did! What better way to relax, unwind and release than this?"

                                            "Wait, when I said that I didn't mean to-"

                                            >Her mouth was instantly filled with her own flare, as Discord pushed her head down into it

                                            >Not having seen how big or small it had became, she couldn't help but gag at the intruding appendage

                                            >"Shh, just enjoy it my dear apple, I assure you this pie will be delicious"

                                            >Slowly he started to move her head up and down the flare

                                            >The surprise dwindling down, she risked opening her eyes to stare at the beast

                                            >And what a beast it was, as she finally noticed how little Discord moved her head down

                                            >Going all the way from her groin and past her chest, where her flare met her own face

                                            >Not only that but she barely managed to hold the flare alone inside of her mouth, being about as thick as her leg

                                            "Mmhmm, hmmm!"

                                            >"What was that? You want more? Why, of course"

                                            >Pushing her head down at once, it barely moved as it rammed in her throat

                                            >Waving her legs around trying to grab the limb that was trying to force her head down, the orange mare started to panic

                                            >Not only was it too thick, but the angle meant it would need to bend to go any further

                                            >And as hard and wide as she was, it sure would not bend an inch

                                            >Yet, it was not like the claw pushing her down knew any better about her oxygen levels

                                            >Luckily, an opening presented itself and she threw herself to the side, spitting the massive flare out and coughing and sputtering for air

                                            >"What's wrong my dear Apple? I thought you wanted some release?"

                                            "Not release from life, *cough* what were you thinking?"

                                            >With a roll of his eyes, Discord replied with a monotone and bored voice

                                            >"I thought you'd enjoy having Celestia's size but fine, here, happier now?"

                                            >With another snap of his fingers, her monstrosity shrunk...into yet another monstrosity

                                            >Still much bigger than Big Mac, but was at least something usable

                                            >"BUT- if we're going boring, I'm applying my own spin. Applejack, meet tinyjack"

                                            >At once her hefty balls landed in her muzzle, as a portal appeared right by her face

                                            >And from the looks of it, right by her crotch as well

                                            >It looked just as big as the princess sized one from the low angle, as it made the mare go cross eyed looking at both itself and the ceiling

                                            "Whoa Nelly"

                                            >"I know right? To be honest I think we should've done this from the start"

                                            >Slowly grinding on her muzzle and face, her medial ring bumping on her hat only helped for some pre to start leaking on the tip

                                            >"Say, has anypony ever told you to go buck yourself"

                                            "D-Discord, you wouldn't?"

                                            >"Of course not, but would you?"

                                            >Her orange rod disappeared from her face, but her insides were immediately filled to the brim

                                            "A-ahh"

                                            >"Oh my, still too big? I never thought you ponies were that small back there, you know, not being cock socks and stretching to fit and everything"

                                            >Yet Applejack couldn't process what was being said

                                            >Extremely stretched, yet not painfully so, but also completely and entirely filled in her mareparts

                                            >Meanwhile, the marecock had such pressure, her own winking gently milking herself into tommorrow

                                            >Too bad not all could fit inside, as Discord mentioned, but it's not like her mind could care

                                            >Slowly, her dick started to remove itself, yet she was standing still

                                            >Looking down, the entrance portal had been moved up to her flare, half of herself that went in it still inside her labia

                                            >An certain emptiness also followed, after being so throughoutly filled

                                            >But as soon her eye locked onto it, it was harshly pushed back in until it hit her limit once more

                                            "A-AHH, UUNNF"

                                            >"My, my, I thought cowponies could hold some beating. I will give you 8 seconds to win the rodeo"

                                            >Applejack's eye bulged at the implication, but before she could prepare herself or deny, the portal started pistoning up and down her dick

                                            >Her medial ring was being pushed inside and out of herself so fast she couldn't hold from all the foreplay that came before any longer, orgasming right then and there

                                            >Yet, by some kinda magic, she stayed just as hard, and the pistoning just continued on

                                            >Her eyes rolled back and she bit her lip, as she unconsciously started frantically winking to met the ramming speed of her own marecock

                                            >Both feelings combined did nothing but send her right back to the edge

                                            >3 seconds, 4 seconds, her mind drew a blank as all she knew was pleasure

                                            >No point in counting the orgasms, as both tools just kept working overtime after each release as well

                                            >Yet, she could feel the best was still to come, as each orgasm surpassed the previous one

                                            >"Aand, game! You just lost it, pay up"

                                            >Applejack had no idea what he meant

                                            >Infact she had no idea that she was even talked to

                                            >As the 8 seconds came to a close, her magical penis was finally given the go for it's sweet release

                                            >Her insides were so hot with need, that when she came it was almost like someone had opened a large hose inside herself

                                            >And with both tools giving out at once, it took all her willpower to not pass out right then and there from the pleasure

                                            >"Oh, you're still awake, guess you won after all, darn"

                                            >Tiredly looking up, all Applejack could do was breathe for some fresh air

                                            >"Well, you still thought on the game, so technically a loss, want some water?"

                                            >Nodding, she was met with a large orange meat, covered in fluids

                                            >"Lick it up then...no? Meh, more for me"

                                            >Putting his tongue out, Discord gave a slow lick from the balls all the way up to the flare

                                            >Applejack couldn't help but shiver from the feeling, some extra cum leaking right out

                                            >"Hmm, a nice apple flavour, we should save that for another time though"

                                            >Throwing it away behind himself, he looked back at Applejack, now brought back to her mare form

                                            >Yet, still with a slight cum belly and shivering on the floor from all the pleasure

                                            >"So, how is my favourite apple mare feeling?"

                                            >Still trying to recompose herself, Applejack took a deep breath before replying

                                            "Discord..."

                                            >"Yes...?"

                                            "When I said that I wanted my bed and a little me time to relax and unwind, you realize I meant a nap right?"

                                            >"Oh, hehe oops? Sorry about that"

                                            "Nah it's nothing, I may not be Rarity but whowee, gotta reckon that was probably the best buck of my life"

                                            >"So, you're not mad?"

                                            "How about you come take me same time next week?"

                                            >"It's a deal"