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Anon is a filly Shorts

By bincognito
Created: 2021-09-17 16:58:36
Updated: 2021-09-28 03:39:09
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Being a baby is... Not that bad, actually
  2. 2.
    >You sleep most of the time, eat occasionally, babble a little to figure out how this mouth works, and play with your parents sometimes
  3. 3.
    >You do use diapers, and someone needs to change them for you, but you can get over that
  4. 4.
    >The only downside is the boredom, but you know that today, it won’t last
  5. 5.
    >Because today your parents will be out and you will have a babysitter
  6. 6.
    >A blue unicorn with a light silver mane and tail, apparently she is a magician since you saw her using a purple cape adorned with stars with a hat also with stars once
  7. 7.
    >And either she is particularly good at staying in character, or she is just an actual narcissist
  8. 8.
    >Her name has something to do with traveling and bringing joy or something you haven’t caught up with the language yet
  9. 9.
    >But she /will/ bring you joy, she sure will
  10. 10.
    >She got you milk, got you to eat, burped you, and put you to sleep
  11. 11.
    >But you were just pretending
  12. 12.
    >Her current position is in the living room, listening to the radio
  13. 13.
    >And her day will be turned upside down right now
  14. 14.
    >you lower your pillow first, then some teddy animals, and finally, your favorite furred blanket
  15. 15.
    >That shit has a spell that always maintains a set temperature, and you never slept so soundly
  16. 16.
    >But now you can fall out of the crib without hurting yourself
  17. 17.
    >Pomf!
  18. 18.
    >You’re out! Now to the kitchen
  19. 19.
    >You can see from the stairs she is in the living room listening to the radio
  20. 20.
    >If you go now, she will see you, so you wait
  21. 21.
    >Hopefully, she won't come to check on you
  22. 22.
    >Fuck! She is walking to the stairs! Quick hide in your parents' room!
  23. 23.
    >Thank god she is going to the bathroom
  24. 24.
    >That's your chance
  25. 25.
    >You down the stairs to the kitchen fast, but trying not to fall
  26. 26.
    >You knew how to leave the crib, but you never got caught by your parents
  27. 27.
    >Meaning the house hasn't been babyproofed yet
  28. 28.
    >Score! you found butter and some flour
  29. 29.
    >time to play
  30. 30.
     
  31. 31.
    >Be great, powerful, and relieved
  32. 32.
    >That's an enormous dump Trixie just took
  33. 33.
    >Seriously, how the hay did that even fit Trixie's asshole?
  34. 34.
    >Well, Trixie is near the room, might check the baby as well
  35. 35.
    >Trixie opens the door
  36. 36.
    >Trixie opens her mouth wider
  37. 37.
    >New Hope is gone
  38. 38.
    >There are pillows, her plushies, and her blanket on the floor
  39. 39.
    >The bucker left the crib
  40. 40.
    >Starlight didn’t warn you about this!
  41. 41.
    “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”
  42. 42.
    >Silence fills the air after your little breakdown
  43. 43.
    >Only for laugher to take its place
  44. 44.
    >It's coming from bellow
  45. 45.
    >When did she go there! If she went through the stairs, Trixie would see it!
  46. 46.
    >Trixie runs down the stairs, barely not fall-
  47. 47.
    >Thump!
  48. 48.
    “OUCH”
  49. 49.
    >Nevermind
  50. 50.
    >On the floor, upside down with your rump up above and your face bellow
  51. 51.
    >With some background laugher to compliment it all
  52. 52.
    >In the kitchen, in all her glory, playing on the floor is the Baby
  53. 53.
    >With butter?
  54. 54.
    >With FLOUR!?
  55. 55.
    “Hay no! Trixie will not clean all that!"
  56. 56.
    >She can craw at Mach 10 apparently
  57. 57.
    >How is that brat so damn fast!
  58. 58.
    >You try using your telekinesis, but she is slippery as hay
  59. 59.
    >So you trot to get closer and use your telekinesis better-
  60. 60.
    >Thump!
  61. 61.
    >You shouldn't run through the damned butter
  62. 62.
    >Wait, is she going to Starlight's room?
  63. 63.
    >Her room is carpeted! She will get butter EVERYWHERE!
  64. 64.
    >You try to run
  65. 65.
    >Only to slip and fall yet AGAIN!
  66. 66.
    >you forgot how drenched in butter you were
  67. 67.
    >This bucking filly
  68. 68.
     
  69. 69.
    >Be tiny and cute and Anonymous
  70. 70.
    >This is even better than you imagined. Little Houdini over there is super impulsive when she gets angry and keeps tripping herself
  71. 71.
    >You reach your parents' room
  72. 72.
    >The carpet has a blanket of uncleaned dirt and grime
  73. 73.
    >You hope getting some visible butter in here will incentivize them to clean it
  74. 74.
    >By the time smeared butter halfway into the room, you get lifted suddenly
  75. 75.
    >Her eyes are twitching, her mane disheveled, her coat oily and with flour
  76. 76.
    >Its impressive how much you managed to break the poor mare
  77. 77.
    >But also hilarious, as suggested by your hysterical laugher
  78. 78.
    >Somehow, her eyes twitch harder
  79. 79.
    >You might be in trouble
  80. 80.
    >But then, she breathes deeply
  81. 81.
    >In
  82. 82.
    >Out
  83. 83.
    >In
  84. 84.
    >And out
  85. 85.
    >”Infans est, nescit quid agat.”
  86. 86.
    >Maybe she thinks you are too young to know how to behave?
  87. 87.
    >You know how to, but you chose not to
  88. 88.
    >”Maybe est terebravisse et vult ludere”
  89. 89.
    >Woah Woah Woah! Now you're pretty sure she just guessed you were bored and wanted to play
  90. 90.
    >A little bit humbling, but she is spot on
  91. 91.
    >You were bored and only made a mess to have some fun
  92. 92.
    >”et vis ludere?”
  93. 93.
    >You look at her with wonder, pretty sure she’s willing to play with you after all that
  94. 94.
    >Your previous parents in your past life would not be so understanding, they would never hit you, but they had and would yell
  95. 95.
    >You smile
  96. 96.
    >Not the mischievous kid you had but a minute ago
  97. 97.
    >But filled with warmth
  98. 98.
    >You hold your arms out for a hug
  99. 99.
    >an oily, Floured, and dirty hug, but a warm hug nonetheless
  100. 100.
    >You two played until you could anymore, and by the time you woke she had cleaned your mess
  101. 101.
    >You like it here
  102. 102.
     
  103. 103.
     
  104. 104.
     
  105. 105.
    >Be New Hope, previously called Anonymous
  106. 106.
    >And you’re about to trick the Dr. Caballeron into your trap
  107. 107.
    >If only he went a little closer to the left... There!
  108. 108.
    >Dr. Caballeron falls getting stuck in the process
  109. 109.
    >Allowing you to get the Safire stone and escape easily
  110. 110.
    “Curse you new hope!”
  111. 111.
    >You whisper his screams
  112. 112.
    >This is just a daydream, fueled by your recent Daring Do reading
  113. 113.
    >You’re bored, so you’re passing the time the same way you did before reincarnating in Equestria
  114. 114.
    >Pacing from one spot in your room to the other, making weird faces and dumb gestures with your hooves
  115. 115.
    >Being a kid doesn’t make this any less weird from an outside perspective
  116. 116.
    >So you hide it as best as you can
  117. 117.
    >knock knock knock
  118. 118.
    "Who is it?"
  119. 119.
    >Sunburst swings the door open revealing his messy mane and weird goatee
  120. 120.
    >"Hi sweetie! We`ll be going to the park in a few minutes, is there anything you`d to pack?"
  121. 121.
    >Another trip to the park, Huh?
  122. 122.
    >These are happening more often lately
  123. 123.
    "Um, the sand buckets with my shovel, my drawing sketchbook, and my pens"
  124. 124.
    >"Alright sweetie, I`ll get them for you, may you get ready in the meantime, please"
  125. 125.
    >Like, now? Hell Nah! you want to be fuck around a little more
  126. 126.
    "But I`m playing!"
  127. 127.
    >"Okay then, you want to start getting ready now or in five minutes?"
  128. 128.
    "Ten"
  129. 129.
    >"Seven minutes"
  130. 130.
    "Eight, and nothing less!"
  131. 131.
    >"Alright, alright, I’ll be back in 8 minutes"
  132. 132.
    “Thanks, dad”
  133. 133.
    >"Not a problem sweetie"
  134. 134.
     
  135. 135.
    >It’s an “eh” kind of day
  136. 136.
    >Not terrible, but cloudy and full of mud pits
  137. 137.
    >It`s nice enough to go outside
  138. 138.
    >Everyone settled under a tree, and you went to the sandpit
  139. 139.
    >The sand`s wet from the rain
  140. 140.
    >Time to recreate your Minecraft castle!
  141. 141.
    >You start with the walls
  142. 142.
    >Reinforced with fibers from the plants around
  143. 143.
    >This way, they can be thinner while staying sturdy
  144. 144.
    >The motion is repetitive, getting you into a nice rhythm-
  145. 145.
    >” HIWHATSYOURNAMEWANTTOPLAYWITHUS”
  146. 146.
    “AHHH!”
  147. 147.
    >You fall head on your walls
  148. 148.
    >They hold it together, reinforced sand bitch!
  149. 149.
    >However, your nose isn`t as reinforced, and it hurts a bit
  150. 150.
    >You stare knives at the culprit, who gulps in the process
  151. 151.
    >"Oh… eh… I’m… sorry…"
  152. 152.
    >A light green filly with Dark indigo and magenta mane meets your vision
  153. 153.
    >There are two other kids behind her
  154. 154.
    >Breathe Anon, lashing out for a sand castle isn`t worth it
  155. 155.
    "It`s alright, just... try not to be so loud when you meet other ponies next time, please"
  156. 156.
    >”Okay… Oh! I came here because we were wondering if you wanted to play with us!”
  157. 157.
    >Eh, as long as it does not pretend play, you find that kids gam
  158. 158.
    “Sure! Why not?”
  159. 159.
    >”Horray!”
  160. 160.
    >Wow! That’s adorable! They all said that in unison
  161. 161.
    >”My name is Blue Lily, and you are...”
  162. 162.
    >You smile
  163. 163.
    “New Hope”
  164. 164.
     
  165. 165.
    >Indigo introduced you to Shiny Quartz and Clear Sea, her brothers
  166. 166.
    >You four decided to play tag, and you are running from Clear Sea
  167. 167.
    >"Huff huff You won’t escape Hope!"
  168. 168.
    "Don’t waste your breath with empty threats! Huff huffä
  169. 169.
    >You grab a lamppost, and make a sharp turn, gaining some distance
  170. 170.
    >But you trip in the way, losing momentum
  171. 171.
    >Sea seizes the opportunity you gave him
  172. 172.
    >"TAG YOU’RE IT!"
  173. 173.
    >Dammit!
  174. 174.
    >You get up gasping, and start running to Clear Sea, though you do It slower to check the others
  175. 175.
    >Indigo is to your left in an open field
  176. 176.
    >Quartz is to your right, hiding under some bushes
  177. 177.
    >If you can get Sky closer to the bushes, you might catch Quartz off guard and tag her
  178. 178.
    >Sounds like a plan
  179. 179.
    >You start to enact it by trotting at full speed towards Sky, who was catching her breath
  180. 180.
    >She quickly gets back to full speed, but you’re near her already
  181. 181.
    >You do your best to herd her to the right
  182. 182.
    >We`ll pass near Quartz in a moment… NOW!
  183. 183.
    >You Leap to the right where Quartz is hidden
  184. 184.
    “YOU’RE IT!”
  185. 185.
    >”AGHHH!”
  186. 186.
    >And off you go towards the trees
  187. 187.
    >There is a denser bit of trees to your front
  188. 188.
    >You`ll hide there and trick Quartz to escape
  189. 189.
    >You`re tired, and resting sounds heavenly right now
  190. 190.
    >kids games are fun when you`re also a kid
  191. 191.
    >Besides you learn how to use your limbs better, they still feel a little weird
  192. 192.
     
  193. 193.
    >You’re going home
  194. 194.
    >That went way better than you imagined
  195. 195.
    >You didn’t even notice the time pass!
  196. 196.
    >Sea managed to get the parents to exchange postal codes
  197. 197.
    >Now they can send letters to each other and schedule the playdate Quartz wanted so bad
  198. 198.
    >Going to the park is great!
  199. 199.
    >You appreciate your parents taking you here so often
  200. 200.
    >Wait, why do they take you here so often? They didn’t use to
  201. 201.
    “Dad”
  202. 202.
    >”Yes sweetie”
  203. 203.
    “Did something happen between you and mom or you and me?”
  204. 204.
    >”Uh, no? Why do you ask?”
  205. 205.
    “We`re going to the park a lot”
  206. 206.
    >”We like the park, don’t you like it too?”
  207. 207.
    “I love it! But you didn’t take me here so often before, so what changed?”
  208. 208.
    >He’s taken aback by that comment
  209. 209.
    >”As sharp as usual, huh”
  210. 210.
    “I am your daughter aren’t I”
  211. 211.
    >”Ha! Yeah you are”
  212. 212.
    >He looks forward with a slight frown, that is his thinking face
  213. 213.
    >”You spend a lot of time alone”
  214. 214.
    “I like to be alone”
  215. 215.
    >”Me too, but you do it a bit too much”
  216. 216.
    “And?”
  217. 217.
    >”Not talking to others might start to feel scary if you avoid it it for long enough”
  218. 218.
    >He sighs a little
  219. 219.
    >”I spent a lot of time alone, and when it got lonely, I felt too embarrassed to talk to my friends again after so long”
  220. 220.
    >He walks a little smaller, just a tiny bit
  221. 221.
    >”It only started to improve when your mom reunited with me again, she was Twilight`s student then, and Twilight insisted we made friends.”
  222. 222.
    >He looks at you with the look of a veteran
  223. 223.
    >”She INSISTED we made friends”
  224. 224.
    >You gulp, you heard things about Twilight back in the day
  225. 225.
    >But thinking about what he said makes sense
  226. 226.
    >He`s trying to prevent you from getting socially anxious
  227. 227.
    >Aww
  228. 228.
    “I think I can understand dad, thank you”
  229. 229.
    >”Not a problem dear”

Anon is a filly Shorts

by bincognito