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Anon is a filly Shorts

By bincognito
Created: 17th September 2021 04:58:36 PM
28th September 2021 03:39:09 AM

  1. >Being a baby is... Not that bad, actually
  2. >You sleep most of the time, eat occasionally, babble a little to figure out how this mouth works, and play with your parents sometimes
  3. >You do use diapers, and someone needs to change them for you, but you can get over that
  4. >The only downside is the boredom, but you know that today, it won’t last
  5. >Because today your parents will be out and you will have a babysitter
  6. >A blue unicorn with a light silver mane and tail, apparently she is a magician since you saw her using a purple cape adorned with stars with a hat also with stars once
  7. >And either she is particularly good at staying in character, or she is just an actual narcissist
  8. >Her name has something to do with traveling and bringing joy or something you haven’t caught up with the language yet
  9. >But she /will/ bring you joy, she sure will
  10. >She got you milk, got you to eat, burped you, and put you to sleep
  11. >But you were just pretending
  12. >Her current position is in the living room, listening to the radio
  13. >And her day will be turned upside down right now
  14. >you lower your pillow first, then some teddy animals, and finally, your favorite furred blanket
  15. >That shit has a spell that always maintains a set temperature, and you never slept so soundly
  16. >But now you can fall out of the crib without hurting yourself
  17. >Pomf!
  18. >You’re out! Now to the kitchen
  19. >You can see from the stairs she is in the living room listening to the radio
  20. >If you go now, she will see you, so you wait
  21. >Hopefully, she won't come to check on you
  22. >Fuck! She is walking to the stairs! Quick hide in your parents' room!
  23. >Thank god she is going to the bathroom
  24. >That's your chance
  25. >You down the stairs to the kitchen fast, but trying not to fall
  26. >You knew how to leave the crib, but you never got caught by your parents
  27. >Meaning the house hasn't been babyproofed yet
  28. >Score! you found butter and some flour
  29. >time to play
  30.  
  31. >Be great, powerful, and relieved
  32. >That's an enormous dump Trixie just took
  33. >Seriously, how the hay did that even fit Trixie's asshole?
  34. >Well, Trixie is near the room, might check the baby as well
  35. >Trixie opens the door
  36. >Trixie opens her mouth wider
  37. >New Hope is gone
  38. >There are pillows, her plushies, and her blanket on the floor
  39. >The bucker left the crib
  40. >Starlight didn’t warn you about this!
  41. “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”
  42. >Silence fills the air after your little breakdown
  43. >Only for laugher to take its place
  44. >It's coming from bellow
  45. >When did she go there! If she went through the stairs, Trixie would see it!
  46. >Trixie runs down the stairs, barely not fall-
  47. >Thump!
  48. “OUCH”
  49. >Nevermind
  50. >On the floor, upside down with your rump up above and your face bellow
  51. >With some background laugher to compliment it all
  52. >In the kitchen, in all her glory, playing on the floor is the Baby
  53. >With butter?
  54. >With FLOUR!?
  55. “Hay no! Trixie will not clean all that!"
  56. >She can craw at Mach 10 apparently
  57. >How is that brat so damn fast!
  58. >You try using your telekinesis, but she is slippery as hay
  59. >So you trot to get closer and use your telekinesis better-
  60. >Thump!
  61. >You shouldn't run through the damned butter
  62. >Wait, is she going to Starlight's room?
  63. >Her room is carpeted! She will get butter EVERYWHERE!
  64. >You try to run
  65. >Only to slip and fall yet AGAIN!
  66. >you forgot how drenched in butter you were
  67. >This bucking filly
  68.  
  69. >Be tiny and cute and Anonymous
  70. >This is even better than you imagined. Little Houdini over there is super impulsive when she gets angry and keeps tripping herself
  71. >You reach your parents' room
  72. >The carpet has a blanket of uncleaned dirt and grime
  73. >You hope getting some visible butter in here will incentivize them to clean it
  74. >By the time smeared butter halfway into the room, you get lifted suddenly
  75. >Her eyes are twitching, her mane disheveled, her coat oily and with flour
  76. >Its impressive how much you managed to break the poor mare
  77. >But also hilarious, as suggested by your hysterical laugher
  78. >Somehow, her eyes twitch harder
  79. >You might be in trouble
  80. >But then, she breathes deeply
  81. >In
  82. >Out
  83. >In
  84. >And out
  85. >”Infans est, nescit quid agat.”
  86. >Maybe she thinks you are too young to know how to behave?
  87. >You know how to, but you chose not to
  88. >”Maybe est terebravisse et vult ludere”
  89. >Woah Woah Woah! Now you're pretty sure she just guessed you were bored and wanted to play
  90. >A little bit humbling, but she is spot on
  91. >You were bored and only made a mess to have some fun
  92. >”et vis ludere?”
  93. >You look at her with wonder, pretty sure she’s willing to play with you after all that
  94. >Your previous parents in your past life would not be so understanding, they would never hit you, but they had and would yell
  95. >You smile
  96. >Not the mischievous kid you had but a minute ago
  97. >But filled with warmth
  98. >You hold your arms out for a hug
  99. >an oily, Floured, and dirty hug, but a warm hug nonetheless
  100. >You two played until you could anymore, and by the time you woke she had cleaned your mess
  101. >You like it here
  102.  
  103.  
  104.  
  105. >Be New Hope, previously called Anonymous
  106. >And you’re about to trick the Dr. Caballeron into your trap
  107. >If only he went a little closer to the left... There!
  108. >Dr. Caballeron falls getting stuck in the process
  109. >Allowing you to get the Safire stone and escape easily
  110. “Curse you new hope!”
  111. >You whisper his screams
  112. >This is just a daydream, fueled by your recent Daring Do reading
  113. >You’re bored, so you’re passing the time the same way you did before reincarnating in Equestria
  114. >Pacing from one spot in your room to the other, making weird faces and dumb gestures with your hooves
  115. >Being a kid doesn’t make this any less weird from an outside perspective
  116. >So you hide it as best as you can
  117. >knock knock knock
  118. "Who is it?"
  119. >Sunburst swings the door open revealing his messy mane and weird goatee
  120. >"Hi sweetie! We`ll be going to the park in a few minutes, is there anything you`d to pack?"
  121. >Another trip to the park, Huh?
  122. >These are happening more often lately
  123. "Um, the sand buckets with my shovel, my drawing sketchbook, and my pens"
  124. >"Alright sweetie, I`ll get them for you, may you get ready in the meantime, please"
  125. >Like, now? Hell Nah! you want to be fuck around a little more
  126. "But I`m playing!"
  127. >"Okay then, you want to start getting ready now or in five minutes?"
  128. "Ten"
  129. >"Seven minutes"
  130. "Eight, and nothing less!"
  131. >"Alright, alright, I’ll be back in 8 minutes"
  132. “Thanks, dad”
  133. >"Not a problem sweetie"
  134.  
  135. >It’s an “eh” kind of day
  136. >Not terrible, but cloudy and full of mud pits
  137. >It`s nice enough to go outside
  138. >Everyone settled under a tree, and you went to the sandpit
  139. >The sand`s wet from the rain
  140. >Time to recreate your Minecraft castle!
  141. >You start with the walls
  142. >Reinforced with fibers from the plants around
  143. >This way, they can be thinner while staying sturdy
  144. >The motion is repetitive, getting you into a nice rhythm-
  145. >” HIWHATSYOURNAMEWANTTOPLAYWITHUS”
  146. “AHHH!”
  147. >You fall head on your walls
  148. >They hold it together, reinforced sand bitch!
  149. >However, your nose isn`t as reinforced, and it hurts a bit
  150. >You stare knives at the culprit, who gulps in the process
  151. >"Oh… eh… I’m… sorry…"
  152. >A light green filly with Dark indigo and magenta mane meets your vision
  153. >There are two other kids behind her
  154. >Breathe Anon, lashing out for a sand castle isn`t worth it
  155. "It`s alright, just... try not to be so loud when you meet other ponies next time, please"
  156. >”Okay… Oh! I came here because we were wondering if you wanted to play with us!”
  157. >Eh, as long as it does not pretend play, you find that kids gam
  158. “Sure! Why not?”
  159. >”Horray!”
  160. >Wow! That’s adorable! They all said that in unison
  161. >”My name is Blue Lily, and you are...”
  162. >You smile
  163. “New Hope”
  164.  
  165. >Indigo introduced you to Shiny Quartz and Clear Sea, her brothers
  166. >You four decided to play tag, and you are running from Clear Sea
  167. >"Huff huff You won’t escape Hope!"
  168. "Don’t waste your breath with empty threats! Huff huffä
  169. >You grab a lamppost, and make a sharp turn, gaining some distance
  170. >But you trip in the way, losing momentum
  171. >Sea seizes the opportunity you gave him
  172. >"TAG YOU’RE IT!"
  173. >Dammit!
  174. >You get up gasping, and start running to Clear Sea, though you do It slower to check the others
  175. >Indigo is to your left in an open field
  176. >Quartz is to your right, hiding under some bushes
  177. >If you can get Sky closer to the bushes, you might catch Quartz off guard and tag her
  178. >Sounds like a plan
  179. >You start to enact it by trotting at full speed towards Sky, who was catching her breath
  180. >She quickly gets back to full speed, but you’re near her already
  181. >You do your best to herd her to the right
  182. >We`ll pass near Quartz in a moment… NOW!
  183. >You Leap to the right where Quartz is hidden
  184. “YOU’RE IT!”
  185. >”AGHHH!”
  186. >And off you go towards the trees
  187. >There is a denser bit of trees to your front
  188. >You`ll hide there and trick Quartz to escape
  189. >You`re tired, and resting sounds heavenly right now
  190. >kids games are fun when you`re also a kid
  191. >Besides you learn how to use your limbs better, they still feel a little weird
  192.  
  193. >You’re going home
  194. >That went way better than you imagined
  195. >You didn’t even notice the time pass!
  196. >Sea managed to get the parents to exchange postal codes
  197. >Now they can send letters to each other and schedule the playdate Quartz wanted so bad
  198. >Going to the park is great!
  199. >You appreciate your parents taking you here so often
  200. >Wait, why do they take you here so often? They didn’t use to
  201. “Dad”
  202. >”Yes sweetie”
  203. “Did something happen between you and mom or you and me?”
  204. >”Uh, no? Why do you ask?”
  205. “We`re going to the park a lot”
  206. >”We like the park, don’t you like it too?”
  207. “I love it! But you didn’t take me here so often before, so what changed?”
  208. >He’s taken aback by that comment
  209. >”As sharp as usual, huh”
  210. “I am your daughter aren’t I”
  211. >”Ha! Yeah you are”
  212. >He looks forward with a slight frown, that is his thinking face
  213. >”You spend a lot of time alone”
  214. “I like to be alone”
  215. >”Me too, but you do it a bit too much”
  216. “And?”
  217. >”Not talking to others might start to feel scary if you avoid it it for long enough”
  218. >He sighs a little
  219. >”I spent a lot of time alone, and when it got lonely, I felt too embarrassed to talk to my friends again after so long”
  220. >He walks a little smaller, just a tiny bit
  221. >”It only started to improve when your mom reunited with me again, she was Twilight`s student then, and Twilight insisted we made friends.”
  222. >He looks at you with the look of a veteran
  223. >”She INSISTED we made friends”
  224. >You gulp, you heard things about Twilight back in the day
  225. >But thinking about what he said makes sense
  226. >He`s trying to prevent you from getting socially anxious
  227. >Aww
  228. “I think I can understand dad, thank you”
  229. >”Not a problem dear”

Anon is a filly Shorts

by bincognito