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Anon is a filly Shorts
By bincognitoCreated: 2021-09-17 16:58:36
Updated: 2021-09-28 03:39:09
Expiry: Never
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>Being a baby is... Not that bad, actually
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>You sleep most of the time, eat occasionally, babble a little to figure out how this mouth works, and play with your parents sometimes
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>You do use diapers, and someone needs to change them for you, but you can get over that
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>The only downside is the boredom, but you know that today, it won’t last
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>Because today your parents will be out and you will have a babysitter
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>A blue unicorn with a light silver mane and tail, apparently she is a magician since you saw her using a purple cape adorned with stars with a hat also with stars once
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>And either she is particularly good at staying in character, or she is just an actual narcissist
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>Her name has something to do with traveling and bringing joy or something you haven’t caught up with the language yet
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>But she /will/ bring you joy, she sure will
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>She got you milk, got you to eat, burped you, and put you to sleep
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>But you were just pretending
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>Her current position is in the living room, listening to the radio
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>And her day will be turned upside down right now
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>you lower your pillow first, then some teddy animals, and finally, your favorite furred blanket
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>That shit has a spell that always maintains a set temperature, and you never slept so soundly
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>But now you can fall out of the crib without hurting yourself
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>Pomf!
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>You’re out! Now to the kitchen
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>You can see from the stairs she is in the living room listening to the radio
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>If you go now, she will see you, so you wait
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>Hopefully, she won't come to check on you
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>Fuck! She is walking to the stairs! Quick hide in your parents' room!
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>Thank god she is going to the bathroom
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>That's your chance
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>You down the stairs to the kitchen fast, but trying not to fall
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>You knew how to leave the crib, but you never got caught by your parents
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>Meaning the house hasn't been babyproofed yet
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>Score! you found butter and some flour
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>time to play
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>Be great, powerful, and relieved
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>That's an enormous dump Trixie just took
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>Seriously, how the hay did that even fit Trixie's asshole?
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>Well, Trixie is near the room, might check the baby as well
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>Trixie opens the door
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>Trixie opens her mouth wider
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>New Hope is gone
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>There are pillows, her plushies, and her blanket on the floor
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>The bucker left the crib
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>Starlight didn’t warn you about this!
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“OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!”
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>Silence fills the air after your little breakdown
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>Only for laugher to take its place
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>It's coming from bellow
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>When did she go there! If she went through the stairs, Trixie would see it!
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>Trixie runs down the stairs, barely not fall-
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>Thump!
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“OUCH”
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>Nevermind
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>On the floor, upside down with your rump up above and your face bellow
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>With some background laugher to compliment it all
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>In the kitchen, in all her glory, playing on the floor is the Baby
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>With butter?
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>With FLOUR!?
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“Hay no! Trixie will not clean all that!"
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>She can craw at Mach 10 apparently
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>How is that brat so damn fast!
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>You try using your telekinesis, but she is slippery as hay
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>So you trot to get closer and use your telekinesis better-
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>Thump!
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>You shouldn't run through the damned butter
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>Wait, is she going to Starlight's room?
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>Her room is carpeted! She will get butter EVERYWHERE!
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>You try to run
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>Only to slip and fall yet AGAIN!
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>you forgot how drenched in butter you were
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>This bucking filly
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>Be tiny and cute and Anonymous
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>This is even better than you imagined. Little Houdini over there is super impulsive when she gets angry and keeps tripping herself
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>You reach your parents' room
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>The carpet has a blanket of uncleaned dirt and grime
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>You hope getting some visible butter in here will incentivize them to clean it
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>By the time smeared butter halfway into the room, you get lifted suddenly
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>Her eyes are twitching, her mane disheveled, her coat oily and with flour
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>Its impressive how much you managed to break the poor mare
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>But also hilarious, as suggested by your hysterical laugher
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>Somehow, her eyes twitch harder
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>You might be in trouble
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>But then, she breathes deeply
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>In
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>Out
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>In
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>And out
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>”Infans est, nescit quid agat.”
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>Maybe she thinks you are too young to know how to behave?
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>You know how to, but you chose not to
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>”Maybe est terebravisse et vult ludere”
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>Woah Woah Woah! Now you're pretty sure she just guessed you were bored and wanted to play
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>A little bit humbling, but she is spot on
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>You were bored and only made a mess to have some fun
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>”et vis ludere?”
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>You look at her with wonder, pretty sure she’s willing to play with you after all that
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>Your previous parents in your past life would not be so understanding, they would never hit you, but they had and would yell
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>You smile
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>Not the mischievous kid you had but a minute ago
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>But filled with warmth
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>You hold your arms out for a hug
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>an oily, Floured, and dirty hug, but a warm hug nonetheless
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>You two played until you could anymore, and by the time you woke she had cleaned your mess
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>You like it here
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>Be New Hope, previously called Anonymous
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>And you’re about to trick the Dr. Caballeron into your trap
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>If only he went a little closer to the left... There!
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>Dr. Caballeron falls getting stuck in the process
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>Allowing you to get the Safire stone and escape easily
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“Curse you new hope!”
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>You whisper his screams
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>This is just a daydream, fueled by your recent Daring Do reading
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>You’re bored, so you’re passing the time the same way you did before reincarnating in Equestria
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>Pacing from one spot in your room to the other, making weird faces and dumb gestures with your hooves
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>Being a kid doesn’t make this any less weird from an outside perspective
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>So you hide it as best as you can
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>knock knock knock
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"Who is it?"
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>Sunburst swings the door open revealing his messy mane and weird goatee
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>"Hi sweetie! We`ll be going to the park in a few minutes, is there anything you`d to pack?"
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>Another trip to the park, Huh?
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>These are happening more often lately
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"Um, the sand buckets with my shovel, my drawing sketchbook, and my pens"
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>"Alright sweetie, I`ll get them for you, may you get ready in the meantime, please"
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>Like, now? Hell Nah! you want to be fuck around a little more
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"But I`m playing!"
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>"Okay then, you want to start getting ready now or in five minutes?"
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"Ten"
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>"Seven minutes"
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"Eight, and nothing less!"
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>"Alright, alright, I’ll be back in 8 minutes"
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“Thanks, dad”
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>"Not a problem sweetie"
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>It’s an “eh” kind of day
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>Not terrible, but cloudy and full of mud pits
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>It`s nice enough to go outside
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>Everyone settled under a tree, and you went to the sandpit
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>The sand`s wet from the rain
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>Time to recreate your Minecraft castle!
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>You start with the walls
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>Reinforced with fibers from the plants around
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>This way, they can be thinner while staying sturdy
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>The motion is repetitive, getting you into a nice rhythm-
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>” HIWHATSYOURNAMEWANTTOPLAYWITHUS”
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“AHHH!”
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>You fall head on your walls
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>They hold it together, reinforced sand bitch!
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>However, your nose isn`t as reinforced, and it hurts a bit
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>You stare knives at the culprit, who gulps in the process
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>"Oh… eh… I’m… sorry…"
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>A light green filly with Dark indigo and magenta mane meets your vision
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>There are two other kids behind her
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>Breathe Anon, lashing out for a sand castle isn`t worth it
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"It`s alright, just... try not to be so loud when you meet other ponies next time, please"
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>”Okay… Oh! I came here because we were wondering if you wanted to play with us!”
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>Eh, as long as it does not pretend play, you find that kids gam
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“Sure! Why not?”
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>”Horray!”
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>Wow! That’s adorable! They all said that in unison
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>”My name is Blue Lily, and you are...”
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>You smile
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“New Hope”
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>Indigo introduced you to Shiny Quartz and Clear Sea, her brothers
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>You four decided to play tag, and you are running from Clear Sea
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>"Huff huff You won’t escape Hope!"
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"Don’t waste your breath with empty threats! Huff huffä
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>You grab a lamppost, and make a sharp turn, gaining some distance
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>But you trip in the way, losing momentum
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>Sea seizes the opportunity you gave him
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>"TAG YOU’RE IT!"
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>Dammit!
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>You get up gasping, and start running to Clear Sea, though you do It slower to check the others
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>Indigo is to your left in an open field
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>Quartz is to your right, hiding under some bushes
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>If you can get Sky closer to the bushes, you might catch Quartz off guard and tag her
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>Sounds like a plan
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>You start to enact it by trotting at full speed towards Sky, who was catching her breath
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>She quickly gets back to full speed, but you’re near her already
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>You do your best to herd her to the right
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>We`ll pass near Quartz in a moment… NOW!
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>You Leap to the right where Quartz is hidden
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“YOU’RE IT!”
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>”AGHHH!”
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>And off you go towards the trees
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>There is a denser bit of trees to your front
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>You`ll hide there and trick Quartz to escape
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>You`re tired, and resting sounds heavenly right now
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>kids games are fun when you`re also a kid
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>Besides you learn how to use your limbs better, they still feel a little weird
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>You’re going home
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>That went way better than you imagined
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>You didn’t even notice the time pass!
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>Sea managed to get the parents to exchange postal codes
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>Now they can send letters to each other and schedule the playdate Quartz wanted so bad
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>Going to the park is great!
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>You appreciate your parents taking you here so often
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>Wait, why do they take you here so often? They didn’t use to
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“Dad”
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>”Yes sweetie”
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“Did something happen between you and mom or you and me?”
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>”Uh, no? Why do you ask?”
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“We`re going to the park a lot”
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>”We like the park, don’t you like it too?”
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“I love it! But you didn’t take me here so often before, so what changed?”
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>He’s taken aback by that comment
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>”As sharp as usual, huh”
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“I am your daughter aren’t I”
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>”Ha! Yeah you are”
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>He looks forward with a slight frown, that is his thinking face
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>”You spend a lot of time alone”
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“I like to be alone”
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>”Me too, but you do it a bit too much”
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“And?”
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>”Not talking to others might start to feel scary if you avoid it it for long enough”
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>He sighs a little
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>”I spent a lot of time alone, and when it got lonely, I felt too embarrassed to talk to my friends again after so long”
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>He walks a little smaller, just a tiny bit
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>”It only started to improve when your mom reunited with me again, she was Twilight`s student then, and Twilight insisted we made friends.”
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>He looks at you with the look of a veteran
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>”She INSISTED we made friends”
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>You gulp, you heard things about Twilight back in the day
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>But thinking about what he said makes sense
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>He`s trying to prevent you from getting socially anxious
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>Aww
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“I think I can understand dad, thank you”
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>”Not a problem dear”
by bincognito