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Cult-ivar - 3

By GiveMeMaresOrGiveMeDeath
Created: 2021-10-01 04:23:13
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Codename: Secret Agent Sparkle
  2. 2.
    >Mission: follow the Hu'mun and figure out what he's doing
  3. 3.
    >Support: hidden supply caches, Big Brother Best Friend Forever
  4. 4.
    >Location: 15 steps ahead of the Hu'mun
  5. 5.
    >Your secret mission is going great!
  6. 6.
    >The secret agents in your books follow their target, but they always lose track of the bad pony at the worst time.
  7. 7.
    >You're too clever for that.
  8. 8.
    >As Princess Celestia's best student, you know her daily schedule.
  9. 9.
    >And with Shiny to slow Anon down whenever you're about to get spotted, you can beat him to her and find a good hiding spot.
  10. 10.
    >You are a genius!
  11. 11.
    >As you approach Princess Celestia's dining room, you slow down.
  12. 12.
    >Where to hide, where to hide?
  13. 13.
    "Ahah!"
  14. 14.
    >You crawl underneath a serving cart, and pull the cover back over you. Not a moment later, you hear Anonymous as he walks through the door.
  15. 15.
    >As you peek through the covers, you see Shiny right behind him, looking around to check if you're too visible.
  16. 16.
    >He looks at you and starts waving his hoof real fast. You'd wave back but you'd get caught.
  17. 17.
    >He whispers something to you but it's too quiet to hear.
  18. 18.
    >When you don't respond, he starts to shake his head at you but all of a sudden the brush you borrowed from the cleaning pony's cart falls off.
  19. 19.
    >He's gonna get caught! You knew you should have used more string but there just wasn't time!
  20. 20.
    >Shiny grabs it, and before Anon can turn around and see what happened he takes off at a gallop.
  21. 21.
    >On the way out, he passes Princess Celestia. Luckily, neither of them seem to notice what just happened. You'd hate to get your brother in trouble!
  22. 22.
    >"Oh, hello Anonymous, I didn't expect you to be free right now. How has my day treated you so far?"
  23. 23.
    >"Actually, it's been really troubling. I have some serious concerns about the feasability of this project." he replies.
  24. 24.
    >"Hm. Well, I did warn you your schedule was very optimistic, you know how my little ponies are. I hope Twilight wasn't too much of a hassle?" she - wait, did Princess Celestia just call you a hassle?
  25. 25.
    >"Eh, relative to the rest of the class? A bit disruptive at times but I can't say I'm surprised, given how you described her."
  26. 26.
    >He called you disruptive!
  27. 27.
    >Princess Celestia said you were disruptive!
  28. 28.
    >"Yes, well she can be quite the hoofful at times."
  29. 29.
    >And now she just called you a hoofful! Why are they being so mean?
  30. 30.
    >"I'm having trouble keeping half a class on track, I'm not sure how you put up with a nation."
  31. 31.
    >Put up with? Princess Celestia loves all her little ponies!
  32. 32.
    >"I'm not sure how I do it either, some days."
  33. 33.
    >You thought Princess Celestia loved all her little ponies...
  34. 34.
    >No! Princess Celestia wouldn't lie like that! Something's going on here!
  35. 35.
    >"On that topic, I actually came to ask you about your whole 'personal student' thing, how it works."
  36. 36.
    >"Well, it's quite simple. I observe Twilight until she makes a serious mistake, look for the root personality flaw, and then arrange for a correcting influence to occur, often in the form of a test. She's been quite the project, let me tell you, but she's coming along nicely."
  37. 37.
    >You're just a game to her? You thought she loved you back.
  38. 38.
    >He laughs at you!
  39. 39.
    >"That explains a lot actually, but I meant more the logistics of it, and what are the expectations from both parties. I have a very promising pony in mind, and I think she'd take to this thing like a fish to water, but I want to be sure I understand the implications before I make the offer. I have a general idea but I'm the first to admit I'm an outsider looking in, and miss important details sometimes."
  40. 40.
    >Is he trying to get Princess Celestia to replace you? She would never do that! You're her best student!
  41. 41.
    >Right?
  42. 42.
    >You thought you were... but a few minutes ago you thought a lot of other things about Princess Celestia too.
  43. 43.
    >"Well, as you can see I was about to have lunch. I know it's a touch impolite but I do need to be somewhere at noon. Do you mind if we talk and eat?"
  44. 44.
    >"Ah, I'd be happy to, but I don't think I can eat any of what you have on the table."
  45. 45.
    >"That's quite alright."
  46. 46.
    >She lights her horn, and the sound of a bell echoes through the room.
  47. 47.
    >"Silent Service, could you fetch a griffon-style charred salmon from the kitchen, no pluck stuffing?"
  48. 48.
    >Somepony canters up to you, and the cart you're hiding under starts to move!
  49. 49.
    >Oh no!
  50. 50.
    >You try to listen for as long as you can, but the wheels are too squeaky and their voices are getting quieter.
  51. 51.
    >All you hear are snippets like "substitute" and "long-term project" and then you're too far to hear anything else.
  52. 52.
    >You knew it! That Hu'mun is trying to get Princess Celestia to replace you with that stupid earth pony Cheerilee!
  53. 53.
    >It's not your fault you don't understand Hu'mun magic!
  54. 54.
    >But that doesn't matter, does it?
  55. 55.
    >Princess Celestia doesn't love you anymore.
  56. 56.
    >She never did.
  57. 57.
    >You're going to cry.

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