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The Sandbox [Kinderquestria]

By ppanon
Created: 2021-10-11 00:34:09
Updated: 2021-10-11 00:35:42
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    The Sandbox.
  2. 2.
    By ppanon
  3. 3.
     
  4. 4.
    >You sat on the crappy park bench while reading today’s Equestrian Times.
  5. 5.
    >Grayscale graphics explained government subsidized ice cream.
  6. 6.
    >The only printed text on the page noted that it was being funded with human tax dollars.
  7. 7.
    >Of course.
  8. 8.
    >“I dare ya to pee in it!”
  9. 9.
    >Your ears perk up.
  10. 10.
    >”You don’t think I will?”
  11. 11.
    >You turn your attention to the little rainbow shit and her orange cohort staring each other down in the sandbox.
  12. 12.
    >”I’m gonna do it!”
  13. 13.
    >You got up and approached them.
  14. 14.
    “Do it and you’re dead.”
  15. 15.
    >The two fillies turned their heads toward you, wide eyed.
  16. 16.
    “Pow.”
  17. 17.
    >Your finger gun discharged while aimed directly at Rainbow Dash’s forehead.
  18. 18.
    >“That’s cheatin’,” Applejack was quick to defend her friend.
  19. 19.
    “I make the rules. No more sandbox. Why don’t you two go play with Fluttershy?”
  20. 20.
    >“Fine.”
  21. 21.
    >You watch them bolt off, trotting quickly toward their pink-maned friend who was sitting alone by a tree, just outside of the mulch that enclosed the playground equipment.
  22. 22.
    >Fluttershy’s ears perked up as she heard the approaching storm of foals.
  23. 23.
    >Your attention turned back toward the sandbox.
  24. 24.
    >Sturdy ceder planks served as the enclosure to only the finest Saddle-Arabian sands.
  25. 25.
    >Thankfully it remained unsoiled, littered only by sad looking sand lumps, a couple of little plastic shovels, and a play bucket.
  26. 26.
    >You remembered the good times, when only 30% of your pay was garnished to fund park equipment.
  27. 27.
    >The sandbox had been the first addition to the park that was funded through your hard earned bits and you’ll be damned if anyone pisses in it.
  28. 28.
     
  29. 29.
     
  30. 30.
    >Back to reading the newspaper.
  31. 31.
    >You started to hear soft sobbing directly in front of you.
  32. 32.
    >After lowering the paper, you saw Fluttershy bawling.
  33. 33.
    >Those fucking shits.
  34. 34.
    “What did they do to you?”
  35. 35.
    >“I can’t find Tammy and Phillip!” She cried.
  36. 36.
    >You didn’t even bother asking who they were. Obviously some squirrels.
  37. 37.
    >”T-they were flying on top of each other!”
  38. 38.
    “What?”
  39. 39.
    >Birds was your second guess.
  40. 40.
    >“Then they flew away and now I can’t find them!”
  41. 41.
    “It’s okay, Fluttershy. Your little bird friends will come back.”
  42. 42.
    >“Tammy and Phillip are dragonflies.”
  43. 43.
    >Of course they were.
  44. 44.
    >You pulled the little pony onto your lap.
  45. 45.
    >A thumb and an index finger against each ear was the secret to ending filly tears.
  46. 46.
    >Fluttershy cooed sweetly under your touch.
  47. 47.
    >You closed your eyes.
  48. 48.
    >Nothing could break her away from your gentle massage.
  49. 49.
    >The sound of a music box jingle started up in the distance.
  50. 50.
    >Your fluffy pony had suddenly become weightless.
  51. 51.
    >You opened your eyes.
  52. 52.
    >Fluttershy was now on the edge of the bench, looking towards a blue colt with a faggy paper hat.
  53. 53.
    >He was hauling a cart behind him.
  54. 54.
    >An ice cream cart.
  55. 55.
    >Rainbow Dash and Applejack were already next to him.
  56. 56.
    >In a blink, they had their teeth clenched against the side of waffle-cone bowls.
  57. 57.
    >The two scoops of ice cream were straddled up against their faces while they rushed back to their secret hideout: under the steps that lead up to the slide.
  58. 58.
    >Fluttershy turns to you with pretty doe eyes.
  59. 59.
     
  60. 60.
     
  61. 61.
    >You’re by the ice cream cart, cringing as the colt loudly slurped down a blue popsicle.
  62. 62.
    >The fur around his mouth was matted with ice cream residue and sprinkles stuck to the hairs.
  63. 63.
    >Fluttershy was hiding behind your leg, one eye peeking out at colorful drawings of ice cream decorating the cart.
  64. 64.
    “Did you decide which one you want?”
  65. 65.
    >She shook her head.
  66. 66.
    >You looked over the variations of diabetes that the colt had crammed into the cart.
  67. 67.
    >The huge array of ice cream flavors, toppings, and bins of popsicles defied its tiny outside appearance. Hell there was even room for his abacus.
  68. 68.
    >Sugary junk food was all ponies ever ate.
  69. 69.
    >You had every instinct to stop them whenever they funneled that shit into their bodies.
  70. 70.
    >There was the time you had talked with a nutritionist.
  71. 71.
    >She insisted sugar was the healthiest ingredient in existence.
  72. 72.
    >You didn’t buy it because her office was located inside a candy shop (but you did buy the salt-water taffy).
  73. 73.
    “Ready now?”
  74. 74.
    >Fluttershy shook her head.
  75. 75.
    >It had been at least 5 minutes.
  76. 76.
    >“Do you like Princess Pops?” The blue colt interjected while he unwrapped a red popsicle.
  77. 77.
    >He pointed to a drawing on the side of his cart.
  78. 78.
    >It was shaped like a cutesy version of Princess Celestia’s face, dotted with beady black eyes.
  79. 79.
    >Fluttershy’s eyes lit up.
  80. 80.
    “Is that the one you want?”
  81. 81.
    >She nodded.
  82. 82.
    >You stand back up.
  83. 83.
    “Okay, we’ll get the Princess Pop then.”
  84. 84.
    >“Two bits, please,” The colt said, interrupting his foreplay with the red rocket.
  85. 85.
    “I thought this shi–stuff was free?”
  86. 86.
    >“Two bits off of all ice cream.”
  87. 87.
    “So it’s free.”
  88. 88.
    >“No. Two bits.”
  89. 89.
    >You take another look at the drawing of the popsicle. It’s marked as costing two bits.
  90. 90.
    “It’s free!”
  91. 91.
    >“i’s nmrh free!” He chomed down on his popsicle, eyes twitching as he chews it down.
  92. 92.
    >He climbed onto his cart, took the abacus in his mouth, then placed it on top of the cart.
  93. 93.
    >“One,” he slid the first bead on the bottom row to the right side.
  94. 94.
    >”Two. Three. Four.”
  95. 95.
    >“Minus one,” He slid one of the beads back to the left.
  96. 96.
    >“Two. There’s two left, so it costs two bits for the Princess pop.”
  97. 97.
    “The sign says two bits, bud.”
  98. 98.
    >“Yes. Two bits for the pop.”
  99. 99.
    >Fluttershy tugged on your leg and motioned to talk to you.
  100. 100.
    >Reluctantly you sat down in the grass.
  101. 101.
    >She whispered into your ear. “We don’t need to get it.”
  102. 102.
    “Don’t worry.”
  103. 103.
    >”It’s okay.” Her lip touched your ear.
  104. 104.
    >You stood back up.
  105. 105.
    >”I spent all morning redoing the prices,” The colt added as you eyed him again.
  106. 106.
    >You looked at the sign.
  107. 107.
    >Everything except for the Princess pop had a zero next to it.
  108. 108.
    >Inside your pocket was two bits. All you had left until the end of the week.
  109. 109.
    >Your salary was three-hundred bits per week–minus 98% in taxes which left six bits for yourself.
  110. 110.
    >You pulled your last remaining bits from your pocket and started to hand them over.
  111. 111.
    >Wait.
  112. 112.
    >The new ice cream tax.
  113. 113.
    >99% taxes.
  114. 114.
    >Shit.
  115. 115.
    >You pulled your hand back, thinking of a new plan.
  116. 116.
    “Between the two of us–”
  117. 117.
    >You pointed down to Fluttershy.
  118. 118.
    >She cowered away.
  119. 119.
    “–we want just one princess pop which originally cost four bits, right?”
  120. 120.
    >”Yes.”
  121. 121.
    >You grabbed the abacus and pushed four of the lower row’s beads to the right.
  122. 122.
    “So. Subtract one. Two, for me. One. Two, for her.”
  123. 123.
    >The colt coughed up sticky red spittle onto your face as he saw no beads remained on the right side.
  124. 124.
     
  125. 125.
     
  126. 126.
    >You brought Fluttershy back to the bench and unwrapped the popsicle for her.
  127. 127.
    >To no one’s surprise, Popsicle Celestia was born retarded.
  128. 128.
    >Fluttershy smiled with her foalish stare.
  129. 129.
    >“May I have some?”
  130. 130.
    “Good news, Fluttershy. It’s all for you!”
  131. 131.
    >You remembered too late that foals were terrible at holding things.
  132. 132.
    >The popsicle bounced off the edge of the bench.
  133. 133.
    >You caught it just before it hit the ground.
  134. 134.
    >Your hand got covered in melted Poplestia.
  135. 135.
    >Fluttershy kissed the popsicle as you held it up for her.
  136. 136.
    >She’s a gentle eater.
  137. 137.
    >You closed your eyes.
  138. 138.
    >Half the popsicle had already melted down your wrist.
  139. 139.
    >You sighed.
  140. 140.
    >Fluttershy’s little tongue tickled your hand.
  141. 141.
    “Is it yummy?”
  142. 142.
    >“Mhm.”
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  145. 145.
    >As you gave Fluttershy tummy rubs in her post-popsicle bliss you wondered what the two troublemakers were up to.
  146. 146.
    >You spotted them.
  147. 147.
    >They were busy dueling with sticks on the teeter-totter.
  148. 148.
    >You prayed that they both impale each other.
  149. 149.
    >”Mister Anon?”
  150. 150.
    “Yes, Fluttershy?”
  151. 151.
    >”Can we go feed the ducks?”
  152. 152.
     
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  154. 154.
    >You approached the bird feed dispenser.
  155. 155.
    >One bit per turn.
  156. 156.
    >You engaged your usual routine: pushing the lever, then kicking the damn thing.
  157. 157.
    >A bunch of feed fell into the catch.
  158. 158.
    >“Rarity said that’s stealing.”
  159. 159.
    >And Rarity’s a dumb cunt.
  160. 160.
    “I’ve got a life-time pass for the duck food.”
  161. 161.
    >“You do?”
  162. 162.
    “We’ve gotta feed the ducks for the rest of our lives, don’t we?”
  163. 163.
    >“Yeah!”
  164. 164.
    >There must be an evil force resonating off of you. The ducks immediately saw away as you sat down at the edge of the pond.
  165. 165.
    >“Come here little duckies,” Fluttershy whispered gently.
  166. 166.
    >Like magic, the ducks turned around toward her.
  167. 167.
    >You took turns throwing the feed to them.
  168. 168.
    “Have Rainbow Dash and Applejack been playing nice with you?”
  169. 169.
    >“Yes.”
  170. 170.
    >She giggled as a train of baby ducks following their mother joined the fun.
  171. 171.
    “How come you didn’t play with them today?”
  172. 172.
    >“I don’t know.”
  173. 173.
    “Do you think you could have fun with them once the ducks are full?”
  174. 174.
    >“I like playing with you.”
  175. 175.
    “We can still play together.”
  176. 176.
    >“They dared me to pee-pee in the sandbox.”
  177. 177.
    >You’re going to kill them.
  178. 178.
    >“Would it be okay?”
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  180. 180.
     
  181. 181.
    >Only for her would you be doing this.
  182. 182.
    >The shy foal stood nervously in the sandbox, hindquarters facing the paltry “castle” that the two brats had made.
  183. 183.
    >You looked over your pristine sandbox with the premium Saddle-Arabian sand one last time.
  184. 184.
    “FLUTTERSHY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
  185. 185.
    >You looked down to Fluttershy and nodded.
  186. 186.
    >Fluttershy suppressed her giggle, closed her eyes, and started to concentrate.
  187. 187.
    >It was a long shot.
  188. 188.
    >Going while someone was around was tough for anyone.
  189. 189.
    >Surprisingly, Applejack was the first pony on the scene.
  190. 190.
    >You saw Fluttershy’s face scrunch tighter.
  191. 191.
    >She was shaking.
  192. 192.
    >Suddenly there was a loud clunk and a high pitched shriek.
  193. 193.
    >Rainbow Dash had appeared on the edge of the sandbox!
  194. 194.
    >You heard the hollow sound of liquid hitting plastic and turned back towards Fluttershy just in time to see her pale amber stream make contact with the side of a toy bucket.
  195. 195.
    >She was peeing!
  196. 196.
    >Her gentle exhale harmonized with the sizzling serenade that danced across the sandbox. Its sputters and splatters left behind darkened sand as fizzy pools were swallowed underneath.
  197. 197.
    >It hit you.
  198. 198.
    >Her young scent.
  199. 199.
    >Pungent, yet redolent. It left you breathless as her chamomile blended with the humidity of the morning breeze.
  200. 200.
    >The fraction of a smirk on her face sliced into your electric yellow heartbeat while you shakily raised your finger gun at her.
  201. 201.
    >The plastic shovels beneath gathered small droplets while a shallow well of her pee had gathered in the bottom of the bucket.
  202. 202.
    >You watched, fully asphyxiated, as Fluttershy’s relief appeared to taper off.
  203. 203.
    >She shivered, tingling with goosebumps that forced out a meek mew and a final expulsion of fluid that rained down onto the castle, kicking up sand before the nectar suffused into its walls.
  204. 204.
    >“Don’t shoot her!” Applejack yelled.
  205. 205.
    >“She now owns this land by pee-pee decree!” Rainbow Dash added.
  206. 206.
    >Your breath was short. Their high pitched yells hardly registered as you eyed the path of damp fur that ran down Fluttershy’s hind leg.
  207. 207.
    “I’m s-sorry Princess Fluttershy, my mistake.”
  208. 208.
    >Your words had come out in a low mutter.
  209. 209.
    >“You did it Fluttershy! He surrendered.” Rainbow Dash said excitedly.
  210. 210.
    >Fluttershy’s mark had been successful.
  211. 211.
    >Paper legs carried you back to the bench.
  212. 212.
    >Your swatting hand stopped midair.
  213. 213.
    >The dragonflies.
  214. 214.
    >Tammy and Philip had landed on your leg, attached to each other as they teetered on the fabric that lead into to your now empty pocket.
  215. 215.
    >In the distance you watched Rainbow Dash and Applejack congratulating her, the pretty filly with the butterfly cutie mark.

The Sandbox [Kinderquestria]

by ppanon