Detachable Ass - SymphonyAnon


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                                                >It's been 4 years since I married Obsidian and we have quite a few foals now.

                                            2.
                                            
                                                >You'd be surprised at just how many fetishes can a couple have.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                >Last week we convinced the Royal Wizard to pop up a special spell scroll for us. You know how Luna can link dreams together?

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                                                >We linked our dreams and fell asleep. Time flows different while asleep, so one or two minutes awake could mean ages while dreaming.

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                                                >It quickly became our biggest kink. To do it while asleep. I've stolen a few glances of Luna somewhere in the horizon more than once.

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                                                >I'm not really sure if she's coming here on purpose or if she just keeps stumbling into our wet dream.

                                            7.
                                            
                                                >But I'm not here to tell you about those dreams, those are for another day.

                                            8.
                                            
                                                >I had woken up and was very groggy.

                                            9.
                                            
                                                >Between the real life intimacy, the dream intimacy, teaching and playing with the foals I've been spent lately.

                                            10.
                                            
                                                >That's why I didn't notice.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                >Obsidian was not around today. Just when I was about to call out for him I saw a note on the end table.

                                            12.
                                            
                                                >"I woke up early today and took the kids to preschool. Hope you had a good rest, see you tonight. PS: Did you notice?"

                                            13.
                                            
                                                >Notice what?

                                            14.
                                            
                                                >Perhaps he made me breakfast?

                                            15.
                                            
                                                >I was about to go to the kitchen when I felt a twinge on my nethers, as if being licked.

                                            16.
                                            
                                                >I freaked out. I was alone! What was going on?

                                            17.
                                            
                                                >The licking continued and I could feel my legs tremble.

                                            18.
                                            
                                                >I turned around and noticed.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                >My butt was gone. My Celestia- damned butt was gone!

                                            20.
                                            
                                                >That bastard took my butt!

                                            21.
                                            
                                                >I flipped the note he left me around and saw a small line of text.

                                            22.
                                            
                                                >"Consider it revenge for that one time 4 years ago."

                                            23.
                                            
                                                >Oh no...

                                            24.
                                            
                                                >I could not call in sick, today was testing day.

                                            25.
                                            
                                                >He planned it in advance, didn't he?

                                            26.
                                            
                                                >I couldn't go out like this. Everyone would notice and I could never live it down.

                                            27.
                                            
                                                >The licking continued as I looked for a dress or some pants to wear. Anything other than being exposed as buttless.

                                            28.
                                            
                                                >Swirls and swirls around my joy button made the search incredibly hard.

                                            29.
                                            
                                                >I eventually found some old pants I used to wear back then, quickly donned them on and rushed out the house.

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                                                >By this point the licking had stopped, but would it remain like that?

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                                                >Once I arrived at the school I quickly made my way to the classroom, no time for socialization today.

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                                                >I "sat" down on the teachers chair and the test began, not a sound could be heard in the room.

                                            33.
                                            
                                                >I relaxed and watched over the foals when a sharp sensation pierced my lower lips.

                                            34.
                                            
                                                >D-Did he just-

                                            35.
                                            
                                                >Oh Celestia...