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Didn't Cut It by RoyalBard
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-01-05 18:46:22
Updated: 2022-03-16 21:21:54
Expiry: Never
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Didn't Cut It by RoyalBard
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(12/04/2020)
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The masked, brown colt raced into the store, waved a knife in the air. "This is a mugging! Give me all your money!"
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There was dead silence. Nopony (or the one griffin in the store) moved. Instead, they all looked to the white Alicorn calmly sipping her tea.
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She looked up."Young colt." He was about fifteen by her estimation. She stood. "Do you know WHY I have not turned Equestria into a totalitarian hell-hole where dissent is ruthlessly crushed and all sexy stallions are forced into my personal harem?"
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The colt whimpered and dropped the knife. Celestia smiled. "Because every day, I come here away from Parliament and the Palace for my daily tea. They have been in business for one-thousand years and are not legally allowed to close. Your tax dollars pay into this place. It is essential to my mental well-being and therefore national security."
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The colt turned and ran only to be caught in her golden aura. "You have been a very naughty colt. Do you know what happens to very naughty colts?"
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The colt was still fruitlessly struggling.
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"I will show you then. Will somepony please fetch me a cutting board?"
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The colt struggled and whined as he was bent over the table. "W-wait! I'm sorry you're highness!"
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A chef ran out and handed her the cutting board. "You will be. I have had many colts and fillies try to get out of a well-deserved spanking. You can ask two certain faithful students of mine." She waved the makeshift paddle through the air. "This will do nicely. First, apologize to all these nice Ponies. And griffon."
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He was turned around to face his would-be victims and whimpered an apology before being bent back over the table. "Twenty spanks. I'm in a charitable mood."
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"W-wait, pl-please not a spanking!"
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She tapped the paddle against his bottom. "Would you prefer the two-thousand bit fine and three years community service?"
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He thought on that, stilled. "O-okay. Look, I just wanted to impress this filly-OUCH!"
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The first terrible whack fell on his rump, making him jump. Celestia's spanks were hard and firm, clapping his bottom till it was bright red.
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He cried and drummed his hooves as the merciless swats fell on his rear. At last, the paddling came to an end. He sobbed, his bottom hot and sore. "Go stand in the corner."
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"B-but-"
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That earned another swat on his tushy that made him yelp. "Do you want more?"
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Still crying, he dashed to the corner. Celestia calmly drank the rest of her tea while he squirmed. His red behind was on display for everyone to see.
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Finally, she set her tea aside, walked over to him-and pulled him to an embrace. He cried into her shoulder. She nuzzled him. "Are you going to do it again?"
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He shook his head against her fur while she spent a few moments cuddling him. "If that filly is impressed by this sort of behavior, she's not worth being around. Understood?"
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"Y-yes Ma'am."
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"Now go home and rethink your life."
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She let him go and he hopped out of the store, red behind still on display.
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