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The Shrine Mare's Story by DCFTEF
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-01-08 03:34:01
Updated: 2022-03-17 15:24:48
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The Shrine Mare's Story by DCFTEF
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(21/11/2021)
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>Hi everybody, my name is Lavender Dance.
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>My coltfriend Acorn Snap introduced me in his story.
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>What he didn't tell you is I'm half Eastern Unicorn.
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>My Mom and her whole family.
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>Every summer we take a trip to the Eastern Lands to visit all our aunts, uncles & cousins.
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>It's a long journey by ship.
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>But Dad always gets tickets aboard the best steamer so there's lots for us to do on board.
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>I was super excited to be going this year.
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>It's the first year I'm old enough to volunteer at the Celestial Temple.
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>My Grandmare was a Shrine Mare,
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>my Mom was a Shrine Mare,
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>my older sister and all my cousins are Shrine Mares.
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>See; the Eastern Lands have never been part of Equestria.
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>But we give respect to Celestia & Luna.
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>Equestria has always been a friend and ally to the Eastern unicorns.
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>The Temple maintains an eternal flame, lighted by Celestia's sun.
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>Over 700 years they've kept that flame!
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>My friends think it's lame to volunteer at a kooky old shrine all summer.
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>But it's only a few hours a day.
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>The work isn't hard and I get to hang out with my big sister and older cousins.
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>At the end of the summer we all get to wear really pretty temple robes and play a big part in the Sun Festival parade
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>That's worth a few hours of sweeping and weeding flowerbeds all by itself.
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>Mom's got a big family, so it takes two days just to see every pony and say hello to them
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>But soon I got my chance to work at the shrine
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>I was awake earlier than my sister and cousins that morning
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>Does it sound like I was an eager filly?
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>None of my friends back home understand it either.
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>You just gotta understand my family;
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>Everything revolves around Grandma
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>She's the boss...at least of all the mares
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>and when we have a big family gathering
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>(which has been every week this summer, sometimes more)
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>all us mares spend most of the day in the kitchen, under Grandma's command
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>We send the stallions off to gather mushrooms & herbs
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>That way they can come back in the afternoon and feel like big providers
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>After we did all the work.
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>But I'm not complaining.
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>It's super fun spending the day cooking with my Cousins and Aunties
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>Once, my sister and I even saw Grandma konk Mom on the head with a wooden ladle because she was washing the rice wrong
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>Jasmine and I were both there to see it...OMG, best day ever
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>You learn so much cooking with your family
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>Not just about the food, but all the old stories
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>A LOT of gossip
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>The best dirty jokes...the ones we don't say around stallions
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>And a lot of sweet stuff too.
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>Like how many times Mom got in trouble for seeing a foreign colt from Equestria that Grandpa disapproved of
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>Let's just say I'm never gonna cry “you don't know know it feels!” ever again when I'm in trouble
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>Seriously...Mom took her licks. Respect.
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>Even when she was a legal adult and could have married without permission, Mom stayed stubborn
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>She wore Grandpa down at last. Mom and Dad were married in the temple where I work now
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>You hear lots of great stories like that
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>But mostly you hear;
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“FILLY! Go fetch...”
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>Water from the well, supplies from the basement, something from the market
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>Always more firewood
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>When you're the youngest you do a lot of fetching
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>And there's always something to learn from your cousin who had the job before you
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“Chop the firewood thinner, so it burns quicker. It has to burn just right or the dumplings will be soggy.”
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>Yesterday I caught myself showing my little cousin the easiest way to fetch water
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>Circle of life...I feel like such a dork.
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>Which finally brings us back to the Shrine.
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>In the kitchen, at family gatherings, I'm still very much a little filly
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>Adored; the treasure of the family
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>Now go mop that up
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>Things only start to change the summer you first work at the shrine
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>My cousins all agree, this is the point where you finally get some respect as a mare
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>It sure was like that for my Big Sis
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>That summer; BAM! She busted out of the proverbial kiddie table
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>When I tried to tag along my cheeks were squished and I was told I was adorable by lots of Aunties
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>Then, with a swat on my rear;
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“Now go fetch more firewood.”
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>So yeah, now you know why I'm so excited about working at the shrine.
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>Finally moving up to the big leagues.
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>The work at the shrine is light and we have fun
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>Lots of tourists visit to see the eternal flame
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>My sister's job is guiding tours this year
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“This Temple has maintained a flame honoring Princess Celestia, lighted by her own sun, for over 700 years...”
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>There's lots of ohhhh's and ahhhh's but Jasmine knows she has to keep the crowd moving
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>The Temple is free to visit, but we pay the bills by squeezing the tourists for a million little things
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“Right here is our ancient Koi pond...”
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>Feed the fish, just a few coppers
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“The sacred tree will help find love for any who tie a prayer to its branches...”
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>A mini-scroll to write on? One silver. Comes with a ribbon.
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“If a bird lands on you at the temple, you will have many healthy foals...”
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>And if you buy a big bag of Temple birdseed to feed them, you won't be able to keep them off you
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>The birds are in on the hustle...they know the score.
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“The flowers from the Temple garden are said to bring luck to any home.”
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>Lucky for you, a packet of genuine Temple seeds can be purchased right at the Gift Shop.
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“Which is right this way, follow me...”
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>Jasmine is a pro at it
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>I'm in my first year volunteering, I just clean up
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>Between crowds I do my job
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>Sweep up, mop if it's a rainy day
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>Light some fresh incense sticks
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>Gently remove the spider webs
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>We're not allowed to squish the spiders, but I don't have to touch them myself
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>I just call for a monk and they'll carefully relocate them
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>Better them than me
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>I'm alone as I clean the shrine
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>There's a record player that they use for music during ceremonies
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>Well, there's no rule against playing some records I brought from home, right?
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>Countess Coloratura, The Coltie 5, Serenade Songbird...you know, the Equestrian teen pop stuff
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>I had that shrine spotless in minutes, jamming to my music
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>Dancing with my broom, popping my gum
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>I was gaining respect in my family and having fun at the same time
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>A few weeks went by and everything I dreamed of was coming true
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>My Aunties now looked at me more like one of the mares...not a little filly
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>They listened when I said something (especially about the Temple) instead of just squishing my cheeks and telling me I was adorable
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>And one epic day;
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>Grandma even told me a racy story about when she was a young Shrine Mare and the Head Nun & Abbott of the Temple got caught making out in the Flame Shrine
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>Mom just looked proud, and that made me feel proud too
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>Okay, don't get me wrong
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>I'm not gonna let this go to my head and start thinking I'm all grown up
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>I might have taken a big first step to being a mare
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>But I'm aware that if I do something bad enough Mom WILL remind me I'm still a filly
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>My sis Jasmine made that mistake when she was my age
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>Worked one summer at the shrine, got a little respect
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>Came home to Equestria and started mouthing off to her teachers and our folks
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>Thinking she was a grown mare now
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>Dad dropped the hammer big time and Jasmine got the paddling of her life
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>I literally hid under my bed it was so scary to listen to
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>If you thought that was how I was going to mess up and turn this into a legitimate spanking story you're wrong...I learned from Jasmine.
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>But I still messed up.
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>To be fair I have to admit; my cousins tried to warn me
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>A few of the older ones, who now had much more important jobs than sweeping up, tried to help
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“Lavender, you're getting a little sloppy.
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“This is a holy shrine, it's not like cleaning your room at home.”
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>Aww, what does she know?
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>Orchid Breeze works in the Gift Shop now
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>She hasn't swept the shrine in years
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“And I don't think playing records while you work is a good idea either.
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“You KNOW why we have the wind chimes, right?”
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>Whatever.
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>Orchid probably just wants to get her hooves on my Equestrian records so she can play them in the Gift Shop while she works.
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>Wind chimes aren't as cool as the Coltie 5.
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>Summer gets really hot in the Eastern lands
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>Probably gets hot back home in Equestria too, but I'm always here in the summer
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>More tourists come, it's the busiest season for the Temple
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>Soon it will all culminate in the Sun Festival parade
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>I was keeping up with my duties just fine
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>Jasmine or one of the other tour guide fillies would bring a group into the Flame Shrine
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>They would pay their respects, snap some photos.
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>And she shuffles them along so I can clean up for the next group.
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>Did I mention it was hot?
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>Wheew...I slid open all the doors to get some air in the stuffy room
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>Put on Countess Coloratura's “Live in Las Pegasus” album, which I'd listened to a thousand times that summer already
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>With a nice breeze blowing thru I got to work, bopping my rear end to the music as I swept.
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>Snapping my gum, livin' my best life
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“Hey, Lavender...”
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>I was feeling pretty cool and responsible
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“Lavender! Hey! Are you listening?”
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>When the summer was over, I was going back to Equestria as a new filly
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>A new Mare.
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“LAVENDER DANCE!
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“What the heck is going on?”
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>My older sister Jasmine turned down the record player
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>She often came over to hang out and listen to music while she waited for her next tour group
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>But today she cut the party short
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“Sis, what do you think you're doing?”
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>What's her problem anyway?
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>I'm just doing my job like I do every day.
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“Lavender, the FLAME...why isn't the flame lit?”
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>I froze
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>All I could hear were wind chimes now
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>LOUD wind chimes
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>In a panic I looked to Celestia's eternal flame
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>Lighted by the sun and kept for over 700 years
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>I had left the doors open because it was hot and the wind blew it out like any other candle
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“OH CELESTIA, NO NO NO NO...
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“This can't be happening!”
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>Jasmine and I ran to the flame but the worst was confirmed
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>Not even an ember to blow on
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>The flame actually comes from a little clay pot with a wick
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>When the oil runs out the flame is moved to a new pot and never goes out
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>UNLESS THE WORST FILLY EVER LETS IT GET BLOWN OUT BY THE WIND
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“Jas, what do I do?”
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>But my sister is just as horrified as me
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“Didn't you hear the wind chimes?
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“The chimes are there to warn us when the wind is too strong...to shelter the flame!”
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>I just fell down on my rump and bawled
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“I had my music up too loud! I didn't hear them!”
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>700 years of tradition that's SO IMPORTANT to my family
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>Ruined in one dumb moment
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>Ruined by ME.
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>By now the commotion had drawn others
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>A few of my cousins, who were just as horrified as Jasmine
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>Some nuns & monks...and finally the head nun, The Reverend Mare
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>Crushed, all I could do was confess I was responsible for this tragedy and wail
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>My sister defended me;
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“Blame me! I should have been checking on her more often. I should...”
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>But the Reverend Mare shut her down immediately
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“Jasmine Dance, be quiet.
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“Your sister and I need to go see the Abbot of the Temple.”
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>Head hung low, I willingly went to make my confession to the Temple's chief
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“Bring the pot!”
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>Unable to use magic in my near-hysterical condition, I picked up the cold pot with my teeth, holding it by a rope that tasted oily and bitter
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>My sister and cousins watched silently, sympathetically, as I left the Flame shrine, possibly forever.
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>Exile, I felt, was a certainty
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>I just hoped my whole family would not be similarly banished from the Temple for my error
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>Would the Temple even continue without Celestia's Eternal Flame?
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>700 years and little old ME was the pony who ended it
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>Seriously, words can not describe how awful I felt
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>For her part the Reverend Mare said nothing
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>No anger, no sorrow...not a word to me
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>She probably hates me
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>I deserve it.
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>When we entered the Abbot's inner sanctum I fell to the floor and bowed in apology
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>I didn't know what to say, but luckily the R.M. went over to speak with him
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>I couldn't hear any of it
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>But it seemed awfully calm for a tragedy of this magnitude
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>She explained what I had done
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>He nodded and walked over to where I was kowtowing
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>Literally crying my eyes out
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>I couldn't even say 'I'm sorry', I was so choked up
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>I hope he knew
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>At last the Abbot spoke; his voice soft and gentle
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“This is your first summer working at our Temple, Lavender Dance?”
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>First...and last
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>In just a few weeks I managed to destroy a 700 year tradition
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“Then perhaps you do not know;
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“the ceremonial flame gets snuffed out at least once a week.”
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>I froze
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>I could not believe what I was hearing
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>Never stopped crying, that's for sure
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“No pony ever said we kept the same exact flame burning for 700 years.
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“There have been wars...hurricanes...the Great Cupcake Shortage.
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“We didn't keep one silly smudge pot burning that whole time.”
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>Mind blown, nose blown, everything I thought was true, blown.
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“Anytime the flame goes out we just re-light it with Celestia's sun.
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“Come with me, dear filly.”
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>The Abbot led me into a little garden in a courtyard that I didn't even know existed
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>Here was a huge mirror of polished gold
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“Your cousin Harmony Song does a very good job keeping it shiny.”
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>He showed me how it worked;
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>It spun effortlessly on balanced rollers
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>Turned to face the sun, its curve sent a hot shaft of light toward a smaller focusing crystal
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>Just like an adventure movie, where Daring Do uses an amulet to find the hidden treasure
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>So cool, if I wasn't in so much trouble
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“Bring the pot.”
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>I obediently held the pot's wick right where the Abbot told me
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>I whispered the right blessings that he dictated to me
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>And miraculously the flame popped into life, dancing on the tip of the oily black wick
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>Seeing that moment, as the Celestia's sun re-ignited the sacred fire, filled me with genuine joy
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>It had nothing to do with the trouble I was in
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>I was still in deep trouble and I knew that
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>But seeing that flame pop into life...it was like being there the first time, 700 years ago
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>It didn't matter that this happened every week
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>I had experienced the moment and understood its power. Pure, pure joy.
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“See, no harm is done.
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“But we have other things to talk about, don't we?”
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*gulp*
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>Yeah, had to know this was coming
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“Playing loud music and dancing in the shrine?
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“Chewing bubblegum?
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“Ignoring the wind chimes?”
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>It seemed like another good moment to bow
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“I am so sorry, Sir.”
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>I'm expecting my exile now
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>Maybe I'll be able to come back next year, but I'm sure I'm fired for this summer
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“Not as sorry as when our Reverend Mother finishes her work, I predict.”
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>I gulped again
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>What did he mean?
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“You are to go with her. Accept your punishment for lazy, sloppy work in the shrine and learn from it.
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“I do not think you will make this mistake tomorrow, or ever again, eh?”
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>OMG, I have a tomorrow?
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>I'm not fired? Or even suspended?
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>I kinda spazzed out
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“Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou...
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“I'm SO sorry I was lazy, I'm so sorry I was careless.
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“Thank you so much for this second chance, I won't let you down, thankyou, thankyou, thankyou...”
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>My endless thanks were cut short by a painful magical tug at my ear
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“Come along, filly, we'll see how that gratitude holds up.”
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>The Abbot gave me a sympathetic smile but did nothing else to help as the Reverend Mare dragged me down a hallway by my poor tender ear
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>We arrived at another little courtyard garden but we only stopped for a moment
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>My older cousin Serenity Mist was there and she had something for the the Reverend Mare
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>Actually it was for me, I just didn't know it yet
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“Reverend Mare, I...”
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>Cousin Serenity tried to speak on my behalf but she was stopped
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“Thank you, that will be all.”
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>She inspected the tool my cousin had given her
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“You've done good work, but Lavender is my responsibility now. You are dismissed.”
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>Just a bundle of freshly cut sticks, maybe 24 inches long
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>Tied up neatly on one end forming a handle
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>Oh sweet Celestia...it's a fucking birch!
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>Luckily I did not say that out loud
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>Just then I realized what the Reverend Mare was going to do to me
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>Nothing my folks hadn't done a hundred times before, but I never looked forward to it
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>But what choice did I have?
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>I went along when the R.M. ordered me to keep walking down the hall
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>I saw a birching once before
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>Back in Canterlot
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>My folks don't know, so don't tell them
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>They don't want me watching the public judicial punishments that happen in the city
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>But Acorn Snap and I went to one
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>I dared him, he dared me...who remembers?
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>It was a big nasty stallion getting birched that day
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>Convicted highway robber
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>He walked up on the platform proudly and sneered when he saw the Royal Guards only sent two little Unicorn mares to administer his sentence
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>I didn't think they could hurt such a big tough bully either
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>But the Guards did their duty professionally
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>And by the 3rd stroke the highway robber was screaming for mercy like a naughty blank flank
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>Poor guy was sentenced to a hot hundred...Acorn and I didn't make it past 25
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>The screaming and pain was too much, we both got scared and ran away
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>We were still shook up by the time we got home, but we lied to our parents and said we'd gone to see a scary movie after school
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>I heard that big stallion begging, crying for forgiveness in my nightmares for a month
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>I knew my birching wasn't gonna be THAT bad
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>The weapon Serenity Mist had been tasked with assembling for me was a fraction of that size
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>And I knew from my cousins that a small birch as a pretty common spanking tool for Eastern unicorn families
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>But I was still scared
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“Take your place over the bench.”
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>Whoa...okay, that was new to me.
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>The chamber we entered was a comfortable little sitting room that could be used for any number of things
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>except for the ominous dark piece of furniture right in the middle
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>Oh, wow, that thing was scary
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“Take your place, Miss Lavender.”
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>This was going to be a first for me
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>I'd experienced my share of spankings, too many!
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>But every single one had been over somepony's knee
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>Usually Mom or Dad
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>A teacher a few times in foal school, but I've been lucky at school in my teen years
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>Always across the lap of an adult
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>This was the first time I ever had to bend over something and stick my own rear out
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>But I had to do it
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>The bench was easy to understand
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>I knew where to lay down without any lessons
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>Lecturing a bit, the Reverend Mare put a wide canvas strap across my back to hold me down
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>My stomach was churning with nervous butterflies, it was such a weird feeling
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>Under different circumstances the bench might have been a comfortable spot to lay down
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>But this wasn't going to be comfortable. I knew that
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“Lavender Dance, I'm going to begin now.
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“I'm very sorry but you are not going to enjoy this.”
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>Duh
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“Learn and benefit from it, and some good may come of today's mistakes.”
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>There was a ceremony that went with everything at the temple
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>Prayers to open in the morning
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>Chants to welcome the sun
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>Bells to be rung only at the correct hour
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>Blessings to be given when you stupidly allow Celestia's eternal flame to get blown out and you need to re-light it.
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>But there was no ceremony for this
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>I didn't have to count, or apologize to the gods and beg their forgiveness
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>Reverend Mare just yanked my tail out of the way and proceeded to spank the daylights out of me
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>She could hit hard with the birch, and not do any real damage
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>But each one of those thin twigs hurt like an individual switch
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>Uncountable tips and pointy angles on each stick stung fiercely
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>Each spank was like a crackle of tiny pains that didn't hit all at once and never the same places twice
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>And Reverend Mare was laying them on FAST
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>She allowed no time to recover or catch my breath
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>Before the last rain of little stings faded the next one hit
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>The pain didn't go deep like the paddle at home, but my unlucky bottom probably burned twice as bad under the birch
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>And it felt so bad not having Mom or Dad's lap to hold onto
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>I couldn't believe what a difference it made, but laying across the bench felt lonely and awful
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>Trust me, I hated all the OTK spankings I'd gotten before
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>But if you're gotta get a spanking what better place than the safest, coziest place in Equestria and the whole wide world?
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>As I cried my eyes out I missed Mom & Dad's laps tremendously
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>Hard wood doesn't hug back when you're having the worst day of your life
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>The agony felt like it went on forever
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>But I guess they all feel like that
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>No filly or colt ever said;
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“I sure wish I'd gotten a longer spanking than that.”
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>Maybe some of you weirdos reading this, but no foal I ever knew.
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>At last Reverend Mare ended it with a few slower smacks
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“You will not be careless again,”
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>*thwaap!*
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“You will listen for the chimes to warn you of danger,”
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>*thwaap!*
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“You will be more careful and take your duties seriously!”
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>*thwaap! thwaap! thwaap!*
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>The one mercy of the birch is that it doesn't hurt much more when you spank harder
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>The Grand Finale didn't hurt that much more
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>That was fine; I'd had enough
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>All tears and snot; gasping for breath
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>Reverend Mare at last released the strap and helped me up
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“You can have the afternoon to recover, my dear.”
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>And surprisingly quick, I was asleep on a futon.
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>The work day at the Temple ended
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>By now ALL my cousins and a lot of the other young Shrine Mare volunteers had come to check on me
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>Totally embarrassing to have every pony know I screwed up
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>Tragically humiliating that I'd gotten a spanking in a temple with mostly paper walls
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>Once they knew I was okay my cousins gave me so much shit
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>Every one had a different joke about letting the flame blow out, or listening to my music so loud I ignored the warning chimes
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>And I just had to take it
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>After work my Sis and cousins tried to cheer me up
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>They dragged me to the games parlor in town
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>Tried to talk me into a girly romance movie
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>But I was in no condition to sit anywhere for 2-hours
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>Truth was I was pretty worried about what the family would say
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>Sure, there was a happy ending (my end sure didn't feel happy!)
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>but I still expected at least a fierce scolding from Mom and Grandma
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>No doubt they knew everything already.
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“Hi Mom”
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>I found my mother already in the kitchen, starting dinner
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>At least there was no huge family party tonight
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>Rather than the dressing down I expected, I got a tight, understanding hug
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“Are you okay, sweetie?”
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>I opened up, pouring out tears about how I messed up
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>How scared I'd been when I thought I'd ruined a 700 year tradition
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>How embarrassed I'd been from beginning to right now
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“Well, you won't do that again, will you?”
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>That was all the scolding I got
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>Mom really understood, and accepted that I'd learned my lesson
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“Reverend Mare said you took your punishment with dignity”
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>Seriously, she said that?
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>I screamed like a baby. I coughed up a snot glob on her robe
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“She said you never tried to get out of it.
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“You made a mistake but confessed and endured what you deserved without complaint.
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“I'm very proud of you.”
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>Another tight hug
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>Wow, didn't expect that.
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>Grandma got in a little dig though
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>We were already in the kitchen, so I was drafted into duty
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>As I already explained, this is no chore
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>Cooking with my family is fun
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>And this time Grandma, perhaps knowing my poor heinie was too sore to do much else, assigned me to watch and feed the wood stove
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“Don't let the fire go out this time!”
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>My Mom and cousins all laughed
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>I blushed, but took Grandma's joke with good grace
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>Yeah...don't let the fire go out.
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>After the usual terrific dinner I sought out Dad
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>He doesn't understand any of this Eastern Unicorn stuff
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>He just goes with the flow
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>Since the Temple drama did not involve him all he knew was that his youngest daughter was having a really bad day
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>And that entitled her to unlimited time on his big, judgment-free Daddy lap
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>Which I eagerly took advantage of.
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>Lots of jokes were made, but I didn't catch any more trouble from the flame incident
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>I worked with my sister & cousins at the Temple until the end of summer
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>We all marched together in the Sun Festival Parade, dressed in priceless shrine robes
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>I didn't get a spot of dirt on mine...nailed it!
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>There was a big party with lots of goodbyes at Grandma & Grandpa's house
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>And the next morning my family went to the docks to board our steam ship for Equestria
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>As with every year tons of farewell presents were exchanged
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>My folks carry some gorgeous diplomatic gifts to be delivered to Princess Celestia & Luna
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>Since I'm a Shrine Mare this year, I even get to go with them to present the gifts
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>Acorn Snap thinks it's soooo cool that his doctor Mom took a nail out of Princess Luna's hoof once
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>I'm gonna get to meet them both!
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>Just hope they don't ask about the flame...
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>It's tradition for my big Sis and I to leave all the records we brought with us
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>It's difficult for our cousins to get the latest pop songs from Equestria
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>But this year there was one album in particular they wanted
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“Okay, admit it, which one was it?”
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>I try to act confused, but I know what they're talking about
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“Which one were you listening to when you let the eternal flame blow out?”
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>I groan
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>Never gonna hear the end of this
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“It was Countess Coloratura: Live in Las Pegasus.”
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>They shriek with laughter when they find it in the stack.
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>All my other old records get played until the grooves wear out
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>Then they get retired to a box of outdated teenage obsessions, forgotten in some parent's garage
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>But not that album
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>My cousins kept that record nice, and played it at least once a year when I visited
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>Forever
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>Seriously...Acorn Snap & I have our own foals now
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>And when we take them to the Eastern lands each summer their Aunties STLL play Countess Coloratura:Live in Las Pegasus...full album, every time
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>They will NEVER let me live that down.
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>Part of me hopes they never do.
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