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Witch's hut by DCFTEF
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-01-08 03:36:17
Updated: 2022-03-20 19:18:12
Expiry: Never
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Witch's hut by DCFTEF
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(30/10/2021)
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>Foal sneaking around a witch's hut
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>Messes up her brew
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>Gets a swat on the bum with her wooden spoon then is pressed into helping her fix it
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Could be Zecora or someone else.
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>Could be Zecora
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Well, it would have to rhyme then.
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(re-posting, had to edit a few lines)
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>Into a woodland witch's hut a naughty foal went sneaking
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>Messing with her bubbling brew and secrets she was keeping
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>With painful swat; the culprit caught!
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>But for the potion t'was too late.
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"Now as for you..."
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>the Witch declared;
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"...you'll help me replicate."
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>The filly knew from just one spank, she didn't want another
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>She must obey the Witch for now
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>She'd explain later to her mother
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>Herbs and moss and dust and slime
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>the Witch sent her to gather
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>The hour grew late; the filly worried
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>What would she tell her father?
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>Done at last, the filly rushed, back to the lair of the Witch
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>and got one more whack upon her rump
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>this time with a nasty switch.
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"You take too long, you lazy child,
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"My pot already boils!"
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>And into that pot went the herbs and moss
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>All the filly's toils.
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"Now you wait."
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>The Witch commanded
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>and the filly gave no fight
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>Spoons and switches and scary potions were giving her a fright
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>She sat on a stool and tried to be cool
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>And tried to stay out of the way
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>'Til the potion was done
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"Come here, little one"
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>And the foal barely whispered 'okay'.
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"Hold the jar steady, the potion is hot."
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>the Witch warned the foal with concern
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"Don't fidget or flinch or tremble or twitch.
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"If you catch any drips they will burn."
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>What horrible brew was this potion they jarred?
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>Poison for a murderous plot?
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>The filly was desperate, she wanted to know.
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>Perhaps it was best she did not.
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"Give this to your mother"
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>the Witch said with a smile
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"A balm for her shoulder that aches."
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"Tell her it's no charge, I've owed her a while"
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"For that pie that she sent and some cakes."
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>While filly felt silly for all of her fears
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>the Witch was not quite through
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"If I catch you here I'll redden your rear and speak with your parents too."
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>By now it was dark and the forest was scary
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>so the Witch walked the foal back to town
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>The filly politely invited to dinner
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>but the Witch said she must turn her down
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"The forces of darkness await in the forest.
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"There are monsters and demons and spooks
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"and I'd rather face them than your folks' casserole
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"for they're really both terrible cooks."
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>So that's where the story concluded
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>With those words the Witch whisked away
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>All Equestrian stories are rooted
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>In lessons of friendship learned that day
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>The filly was happy to learn one
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>and conquer irrational fear
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>But she still couldn't help but consider;
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>Was it worth two hard spanks on the rear?
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END
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Holy shit, didn't expect that to happen when I started.
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Smoke weed e'rry day, people.
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