GABBY BUMS by Pan


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                                                GABBY BUMS by Pan

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                                                (13/01/2021)

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                                                https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36363775/#q36400450

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                                                GABBY BUMS

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                                                Gabby Gums well-"red" in punishment

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                                                *For fairness, all four fillies hoof-wrote their column without magic or typewriters.*

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                                                Diamond Tiara

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                                                Implement: Just Wood Junior Paddle

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                                                Worst part: Working Barnyard Bargains after!

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                                                As you all know, my daddy is the kindest, gentlest pony in Ponyville... except when he's spanking my behind. I deserved every whack. Now he's making me write this as I sit on my throbbing backside. I had to re-write it for not being specific enough. Daddy wants you to know that I bawled like a blank-flank and to remember that just because I'm his daughter doesn't mean I escape consequences for my actions. I know, daddy! I (and my bottom) are truly sorry for violating your trust. Along with giving up my editorship, I will be working at Barnyard Bargains for a few weeks to learn some manners.

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                                                Apple Bloom

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                                                Implement: Apple Switch

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                                                Worst Part: Picking it!

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                                                We're all really sorry for the hardship we caused. And I'm not just sayin' that 'cause Miss Cheerilee made me write this column! The honest truth is we let Gabby Gums grow out of control. We were so obsessed with fame that we didn't realize we were hurting ponies. Now all we have to show for it is four sore flanks.

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                                                Sweetie Belle

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                                                Implement: Manebrush

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                                                Worst part: Seeing my manebrush on the dresser every morning

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                                                I don't think it's fair that I got spanked just as hard as the other three. The marks are practically glowing off my rump just because my coat is white. Everypony can see! This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a mark on my rump! To be serious, I did deserve it. A lady learns her lessons with grace and is careful to not repeat them. From now on I vow that my manebrush will only be used on my mane and tail.

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                                                Scootaloo

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                                                Implement: Paddle

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                                                Worst part: Afterglow throws off my stunts!

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                                                I didn't want humiliating photos of me leaking to the press, so I did what Diamond Tiara said. Now I humiliated lots of other ponies and get my punished rear-end as the front page story. Rainbow Dash is really in shape so of course she spanks hard! But the pain hurts less than disappointing her. Pain is weakness leaving the body, right? It was a way to teach me to ask for help when I'm over my head. I won't do anything so foalish again!