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Monster in the high tower by Anon
By splishsplashCreated: 2022-03-03 21:26:43
Updated: 2022-03-12 22:30:53
Expiry: Never
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Monster in the high tower by Anon
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(10/12/2021)
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>Rumors circulate around Canterlot Castle
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>Princess Celestia is keeping a MONSTER in the high tower
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>Bad ponies who have committed crimes are brought to the castle
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>The worst hardened criminals in Equestria
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>After a short meeting with the Princess, they are led to the tower
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>Several minutes later they return, sobbing, sniffling and contrite.
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>What happened to them up there?
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>What did the terrible thing in the tower do to them?
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>What is the monster in the tower?
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>All the other maids gossip about it
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>But you are about to learn for yourself.
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>Only one maid is allowed to go up to the tower.
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>But she took a sick day
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*gulp*
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>That means you are assigned the task today
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>The other maids show sympathy
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>But they won't trade with you
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>The Royal kitchen sends a breakfast tray
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>The Head Housekeeper mare orders you to bring it up
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>Every step is filled with terror
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>What is the monster doesn't enjoy the breakfast you brought?
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>Will it want to eat PONY for breakfast instead?
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>You're too young to die!
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>With a brief knock you peek inside
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>There, in the center of the room is the horror you feared
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>It is seated, reading a newspaper like a pony
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>Can it really read? Or is it just imitating pony behavior?
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>Maybe it's a trap
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>You say nothing, but place the beast's tray on its table
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>Its proportions are terrifying
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>Long legs, weird torso, and a round head with tiny ears on the side
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>A squashed little muzzle.
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>But the lap is what scares you most
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>It's HUGE!
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>You thought Dad's lap was big when you were a filly.
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>Both your Mom & Dad could sit side-by-side on the monster's huge lap
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>With you in-between!
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>Then, to your horror, he stands.
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"Oh, hi. Good morning."
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>Oh Celestia...it can speak like a pony!
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>You shake in fear and nearly pee yourself.
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"You're not the usual maid. Is she okay?"
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>He puts down his paper and for the first time you see his scariest weapon.
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>He has NO HOOVES!
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>Where his front hooves should be the monster just has two flat slabs of flesh
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>Kinda like a sea turtle's flipper
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>Except the flipper can split into 5 little tendrils that can spread out
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>It's an abomination.
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>The long arms
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>The wide lap
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>The huge, paddle-like hooves
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>You realize the awful truth
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>This beast is perfectly suited for SPANKING!
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>The worst judicial punishment in Equestria
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>What every pony, foal and adult fears
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>And Princess Celestia has a MONSTER designed to do it.
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"Hey, would you mind telling the kitchen..."
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>Oh no...it wants to eat more pony meat for breakfast!
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"I don't need a straw in my drinks.
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"I never use them; seems wasteful."
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>But you've reached the limit of your courage
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>Like the skittish wild ponies you descended from, you panic and bolt away
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>Screaming as you run back to safety.
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>Other maids comfort you
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"Whatever you saw up there can't be that bad, is it?"
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>But you do not tell them.
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>You can not put the horror into words
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>Wrapped in a blanket, trembling
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>Cup of cocoa in your hooves
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>You can only tell them one thing;
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"No...more...straws..."
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Small addition by Pan:
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>They taught us monkeymen were super easy to anger
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>With hands like paddles, and legs for saddles, and boots with spurs
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>They take your rump and then they spank off all of your good fur
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>The basic gist of it is monkeymen are not okay
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