Shopping for paddles by Anon


                                            Shopping for paddles by Anon


                                            (20/12/2021)


                                            https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/37813344/#q37974927


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                                            >We need a bigger paddle for our growing filly.

                                            >Parents goes into craft shop. At customer service. The filly has just been spanked.

                                            >I need you to measure the little lady's rump to hoofcraft her paddle for maximum effectiveness.


                                            >That will not be a problem ma'am, in fact we recommend it!

                                            >That way we can tailor the piece to best match your disciplinary style!

                                            >With the wrong paddle, parts of your daughter's backside will go tragically unpunished!

                                            >Ah yes. I see the problem with the old paddle. Is this a Barnyard Bargains paddle?

                                            >Of course. Mass produced planks completely unsuited for flanks.

                                            >With a narrower blade, you will be able to reach your filly's lower cheeks.

                                            >You can see on her bottom now, all the discomfort is on the peak of the cheek and nothing where it creases.

                                            >The lower cheek is a critical part to discipline and is probably why you still have backsass issues with this one. Cute as she is.


                                            Alt version:


                                            >Customers come into the shop

                                            >Married mare & stallion

                                            >School-age filly coming along reluctantly

                                            >She whines a little when they come inside

                                            >Mom shuts her up sharply


                                            "Hello, welcome to our shop.

                                            "What can I help you with?"

                                            >A new chair? Some picture framing?

                                            >Or the obvious?

                                            "We are in need of a first paddle for our misbehaving filly."

                                            >She gets a quick whack on the rear as Dad says that

                                            >She does not protest and blushes when Mom continues;

                                            "A mane-brush has done fine until now, but since she's getting older..."

                                            >Dad grumbles;

                                            "...and naughtier."

                                            >The filly cringes at Dad's words, but Mom goes on;

                                            "...we think it's time for something a little more serious."

                                            >The filly whimpers something, but it's too soft to hear clearly

                                            >Neither parents seems to care

                                            "Alright, I understand."

                                            >Poor kid, but this is the business

                                            >Chairs for good rumps...paddles for bad ones

                                            "I'll have my apprentice bring out some samples for you to look at."


                                            >Colt hates this part of the job

                                            >Not as much as testing the whackers

                                            >But selling them is pretty embarrassing too

                                            >He wasn't ready for this

                                            "Oh, crap!"

                                            >Glad he didn't say that too loud, in front of his boss & customers

                                            >His surprise is genuine

                                            >He knows this filly from school

                                            >Has a big-time crush on her

                                            >She recognizes him too

                                            >Her face is beet-red with embarrassment

                                            >All he can do is deliver the stack of 'options' to his boss.

                                            "Thank you. This first one is good for..."

                                            >The boss explains each paddle to the adult customers

                                            >Apprentice knows he should be paying attention

                                            >But all he can focus on is the poor filly

                                            >Cringing and wincing with embarrassment

                                            >Her previous misbehaviors and punishments discussed in humiliating detail

                                            >As if she wasn't standing right there

                                            >Colt feels horrible for her

                                            >Wonder if she blames him for all this

                                            >Finally she speaks up;

                                            "Momma, do I have to stay for this part?"

                                            >Mom takes pity

                                            "No, I suppose it's pretty scary having to listen to all this.

                                            "But that doesn't change what's happening tonight."

                                            >Filly gulps

                                            "For now you can wait outside if you like."

                                            >The woodworker turns to his colt apprentice

                                            "Why don't you take her on a little sightseeing walk of the town?"

                                            >Any other time this would be the BEST DAY EVER

                                            >Ordered by your Boss to go take a walk with a cute filly he's crushing on?

                                            >On the clock! Do apprentices get paid?

                                            >Normally; awesome.

                                            >Today; kinda awkward.

                                            >But he doesn't have a choice

                                            >Filly grabs his arm and yanks him out the door with her

                                            "You kids be back in 15 minutes!"


                                            >Finally outside they both breathe a sigh of relief

                                            "Whew! Ohmygosh, I'm so happy to be out of that terrifying place!

                                            "How can you work there? I'd be scared out of my hooves!

                                            "Does your Boss ever use the paddles on you?"


                                            Filly & colt share a walk around town, discussing their embarrassing spanking stories while the grown-ups attend to "other business".