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Untitled AJ Green
By SureLikeApplesCreated: 2022-07-05 14:45:53
Updated: 2022-07-07 08:15:51
Expiry: Never
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>The morning dew is present in the grasses surrounding Sweet Apple Acres as Celestia’s yellow sun rises from the west
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>It’s time for you to awaken
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>A new day of work
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>Attempting to autistically roll out of bed you unceremoniously clash with the ground
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>Heh…
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>Man this shit is exhausting
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>Throwing on the same working clothes as yesterday you prepare to face the hard day ahead
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>You’ve only been on this pony world for a short while, but one thing is clear
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>Apples are a good business m8
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>Imagine the ranching gig and the farming industry banded together
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>Cracking open the door a waft of authentic apple family cooking flows right into your sinuses
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>Nothing like apples for 16 days in a row
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>Forcing your sore body down the stair case you get a full view of the apple family
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>Granny smith, the aged and skillful mare. Probably the only one you’d trust with making anything
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>Applejack, the vigorous and young mare. Major passion for kicking shit. Do not let her kick you
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>Applebloom, a lot like her sister! You can probably let her kick you… probably not
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>Bigmac, Big and red, likes moving shit. Kicking is bad
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>Overall? Nice family [spoiler] do not let them kick you [/spoiler]
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>Taking a seat nearest to Granny smith you glance down at the plate in front of you
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>Apple flavored pancakes, no syrup, and a piping hot apple fritter
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>Yum
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>”So uh, mornin’ anon!”
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>Nice going retard. You really ought to speak with the ponies giving you a employment AND a place to stay
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“Morning! I’m just a bit starved; mind the bold human with a veracious stomach!”
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>Loudly putting a chunk of pancake into your mouth you get a giggle out of applebloom
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>It’s always nice to make that rambunctious filly happy
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>”Jokes this early Anon? Maybe I ought ta’ work you harder!”
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>Recoiling from Granny’s statement and putting down your fork, rolling your head to give her a solid pair of puppy dog eyes
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>”Oh quit it you ninny, you’ve got a good bit of work this morning”
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>”Eeeeyup”
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>”Sure betcha!”
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>The family is linked on some kind of apple fueled telepathic communications array
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>Applebloom couldn’t really get out a sentence, on account of her chortling
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>Setting down your fork you face the family, softly exhaling and taking a swig of virgin cider
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“Alrighty, what’s on the day’s agenda?”
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>”South orchard second plot needs to be picked, no kicking on account of dem’ old trees. Mac will be helpin’ ya with that”
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>”Eeeyup!”
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“Sounds easy enough, what will you folks be doing?”
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>”Will be teachen’ bloom how to operate the new tractor. It’s a stubborn one alright, but no doubts we can get er’ runnin”
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>”Yeah! It’s really fun to drive! Can Anon try it sis?”
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“Bah, I’ve driven plenty of tractors back where I’m from, no problemao”
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>You have never driven a single tractor in your life
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>”Well… if you say so Anon, meet us up at the farmhouse in a few hours”
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>This filly will utterly reck you in tractor operations. Shits probably magic powered
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>”Don’t have too much fun now Anon. You got sum’ hard workin ta do!”
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“Ya, ya. I’ll be out in a minute Granny, just gotta finish my cider”
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>Taking one last gulp of the shamefully small cup, you duck your head through the small door and begin the journey to the southern field. Bigmac in tow.
by SureLikeApples