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Untitled AJ Green

By SureLikeApples
Created: 2022-07-05 14:45:53
Updated: 2022-07-07 08:15:51
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  1. >The morning dew is present in the grasses surrounding Sweet Apple Acres as Celestia’s yellow sun rises from the west
  2. >It’s time for you to awaken
  3. >A new day of work
  4. >Attempting to autistically roll out of bed you unceremoniously clash with the ground
  5. >Heh…
  6. >Man this shit is exhausting
  7. >Throwing on the same working clothes as yesterday you prepare to face the hard day ahead
  8. >You’ve only been on this pony world for a short while, but one thing is clear
  9. >Apples are a good business m8
  10. >Imagine the ranching gig and the farming industry banded together
  11. >Cracking open the door a waft of authentic apple family cooking flows right into your sinuses
  12. >Nothing like apples for 16 days in a row
  13. >Forcing your sore body down the stair case you get a full view of the apple family
  14. >Granny smith, the aged and skillful mare. Probably the only one you’d trust with making anything
  15. >Applejack, the vigorous and young mare. Major passion for kicking shit. Do not let her kick you
  16. >Applebloom, a lot like her sister! You can probably let her kick you… probably not
  17. >Bigmac, Big and red, likes moving shit. Kicking is bad
  18. >Overall? Nice family [spoiler] do not let them kick you [/spoiler]
  19. >Taking a seat nearest to Granny smith you glance down at the plate in front of you
  20. >Apple flavored pancakes, no syrup, and a piping hot apple fritter
  21. >Yum
  22. >”So uh, mornin’ anon!”
  23. >Nice going retard. You really ought to speak with the ponies giving you a employment AND a place to stay
  24. “Morning! I’m just a bit starved; mind the bold human with a veracious stomach!”
  25. >Loudly putting a chunk of pancake into your mouth you get a giggle out of applebloom
  26. >It’s always nice to make that rambunctious filly happy
  27. >”Jokes this early Anon? Maybe I ought ta’ work you harder!”
  28. >Recoiling from Granny’s statement and putting down your fork, rolling your head to give her a solid pair of puppy dog eyes
  29. >”Oh quit it you ninny, you’ve got a good bit of work this morning”
  30. >”Eeeeyup”
  31. >”Sure betcha!”
  32. >The family is linked on some kind of apple fueled telepathic communications array
  33. >Applebloom couldn’t really get out a sentence, on account of her chortling
  34. >Setting down your fork you face the family, softly exhaling and taking a swig of virgin cider
  35. “Alrighty, what’s on the day’s agenda?”
  36. >”South orchard second plot needs to be picked, no kicking on account of dem’ old trees. Mac will be helpin’ ya with that”
  37. >”Eeeyup!”
  38. “Sounds easy enough, what will you folks be doing?”
  39. >”Will be teachen’ bloom how to operate the new tractor. It’s a stubborn one alright, but no doubts we can get er’ runnin”
  40. >”Yeah! It’s really fun to drive! Can Anon try it sis?”
  41. “Bah, I’ve driven plenty of tractors back where I’m from, no problemao”
  42. >You have never driven a single tractor in your life
  43. >”Well… if you say so Anon, meet us up at the farmhouse in a few hours”
  44. >This filly will utterly reck you in tractor operations. Shits probably magic powered
  45. >”Don’t have too much fun now Anon. You got sum’ hard workin ta do!”
  46. “Ya, ya. I’ll be out in a minute Granny, just gotta finish my cider”
  47. >Taking one last gulp of the shamefully small cup, you duck your head through the small door and begin the journey to the southern field. Bigmac in tow.

Untitled AJ Green

by SureLikeApples