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An Extra Spooky Time At The West Orchard

By TangyTango
Created: 2022-10-31 23:11:08
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Dead silence
  2. 2.
    >The apple trees all around you lack any signs of life, a clear sign that October is in full swing
  3. 3.
    >Gauging the atmosphere, you read a solid ‘SPOOKY!’
  4. 4.
    >So why was nothing spooky occurring?
  5. 5.
    >Applejack promised a very scary time out in the west orchard
  6. 6.
    >Quite frankly, you wanted your money back
  7. 7.
    >A snapping branch is your last warning until-
  8. 8.
    >”Ahm’ a Lion Anon!”
  9. 9.
    “Oh sweet Jesus!”
  10. 10.
    >Nearly jumping out of your shoes, Applejack leaps from a tree in full lion face paint and gown, hidden by the darkness, her matter-of-fact warcry catching you completely unawares.
  11. 11.
    >Landing center-mass, Applelion brings you to the ground in a tumble
  12. 12.
    >Now on your back, Applelion looks down at your face with a slight tilt, eyebrow raised
  13. 13.
    >”Jesus? Awful silly way ta’ say Celestia”
  14. 14.
    “It’s a… nevermind”
  15. 15.
    >The surprise attacker continues her spooky assault, tapping you on each cheek with the faux lion paws
  16. 16.
    “This isn’t very spooky Applejack”
  17. 17.
    >The attacker doesn’t let up, her taps hitting you on the forehead now
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    “Fear the Applelion, be thankful these don’t got the sharp bits!”
  19. 19.
    >Lifting your hands from the side, you gently side ‘Applelion’ off you, despite her best efforts to remain on top
  20. 20.
    >”Hey now!”
  21. 21.
    >Standing up, you dust off your britches and glace about
  22. 22.
    “Surely that wasn’t it? Just a lion attack, aren’t you the scare master of Ponyville?”
  23. 23.
    >“I’d argue that title more ta Fluttershy”
  24. 24.
    >Applejack coughs lightly into her hoof, nervously chuckling
  25. 25.
    >Spookiest assault? Nah
  26. 26.
    >Most adorable? Yah

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