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>Dead silence
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>The apple trees all around you lack any signs of life, a clear sign that October is in full swing
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>Gauging the atmosphere, you read a solid ‘SPOOKY!’
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>So why was nothing spooky occurring?
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>Applejack promised a very scary time out in the west orchard
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>Quite frankly, you wanted your money back
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>A snapping branch is your last warning until-
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>”Ahm’ a Lion Anon!”
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“Oh sweet Jesus!”
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>Nearly jumping out of your shoes, Applejack leaps from a tree in full lion face paint and gown, hidden by the darkness, her matter-of-fact warcry catching you completely unawares.
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>Landing center-mass, Applelion brings you to the ground in a tumble
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>Now on your back, Applelion looks down at your face with a slight tilt, eyebrow raised
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>”Jesus? Awful silly way ta’ say Celestia”
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“It’s a… nevermind”
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>The surprise attacker continues her spooky assault, tapping you on each cheek with the faux lion paws
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“This isn’t very spooky Applejack”
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>The attacker doesn’t let up, her taps hitting you on the forehead now
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“Fear the Applelion, be thankful these don’t got the sharp bits!”
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>Lifting your hands from the side, you gently side ‘Applelion’ off you, despite her best efforts to remain on top
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>”Hey now!”
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>Standing up, you dust off your britches and glace about
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“Surely that wasn’t it? Just a lion attack, aren’t you the scare master of Ponyville?”
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>“I’d argue that title more ta Fluttershy”
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>Applejack coughs lightly into her hoof, nervously chuckling
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>Spookiest assault? Nah
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>Most adorable? Yah
by TangyTango
by TangyTango
by TangyTango