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/mlpmg/ - 10 year anniversary shitposts

By Wolvan
Created: 2022-12-14 18:20:42
Expiry: Never

  1. iwtcird
  2. Clear Skies is cutest pony. Most huggable.
  3. why are we going the poorfag route and getting silver? whens the limited run of gold /mlp/ coins faggot
  4. N
  5. I don’t know if lunar harmony will be reading these but I hope the lewd trixie lithophane has provided you much enjoyment this year /)
  6. "I am but a humble shitposting merchant! I cannot produce fine shitposts.
  7. You'll have to settle for competent shitposting.
  8. Please be kind! My mediocre shitposting is my life!
  9. Shitty shitposting, take it or leave it.
  10. (Imma give a coin out to my secret santie.)"
  11. Did you know that Luna and Celestia kiss each other on the lips? (Both lips)
  12. MARESmares mares maremare OH words can't express just how much I love mares! I LOVE mares oh I LoVe pretty mares Soo so so soooo SO much
  13. I love them
  14. Twilight Sparkle is the cutest, smartest, all around best pony.
  15. Gas all barbiefags
  16. "Mare facts
  17. Top 10 facts about mares:
  18. 1. When a mare sees something she likes, her coat becomes more fluffy and snuggly.
  19. 2. A mare is often bad at hiding her emotions. If a mare acts flirtatious, she is probably interested. Also, when a mare can't find her coltfriend for a long time, she tends to be more aggressive in her search.
  20. 3. A mare often scratches her chin while thinking. This is often an indicator that she is deep in thought.
  21. 4. A mare is most likely to be happy if her mane is combed. However, if her mane is messy, she will be angry. This is because if a mare's mane is messed up, it is a signal that she has not taken proper care of herself.
  22. 5. If a mare is attracted to you, she will often suck her hoof in an almost sexual manner.
  23. 6. A mare is attracted to stallions who are brave, strong and kind. If a stallion acts like a jerk, she will not be interested.
  24. 7. A mare is often unable to hold her lunch. Also, she will often ""help"" herself when she is hungry.
  25. 8. If a mare is the one who initiated the kiss, she is the one in charge. She also has the right to refuse a kiss if she does not want to.
  26. 9. The number of times a mare scratches her chin while thinking can be an indicator of her intelligence.
  27. 10. If a mare is looking away from you, she is either thinking hard or is embarrassed. Also, if a mare is looking at you, she is interested.
  28.  
  29. 10 more facts about mares:
  30. 1. Mares like to be picked up and snuggled, especially on cold winter nights in combination with a cup of hot chocolate.
  31. 2. Mares like to watch ponies sleep. It's in their nature. Just like wolves enjoy going to bed and hunting to be awake in the morning. Plus, it's a nice way to cuddle, too.
  32. 3. Mares like to be adored. Especially when you do something good for her. They're very likely to let you know. In a much nicer way than saying ""Good job!""
  33. 4. Mares are very dramatic. They have a tendency to overreact when something small goes wrong.
  34. 5. Mares like to talk. A lot. They love to talk about all sorts of things, and they want to know everything about you. Be prepared to spend some quality time listening to her talk about herself.
  35. 6. Mares can be very brave. They can be the first to jump into a dangerous situation, even though they're afraid of it. However, they can also be really fragile, especially when it comes to their emotions.
  36. 7. Mares need to be treated as equals. Not as the weaker sex. This might sound obvious, but they still think of you as an authority figure. They have always been led by strong stallions. When the tables turn, however, they will gladly take care of themselves.
  37. 8. Mares have great empathy. They can feel the pain of others, and they often feel the same way. Be prepared to receive a hug, a warm shoulder to cry on, or just an ""I'm sorry"" in the form of an intimate kiss.
  38. 9. Mares can be mean. They can also be extremely nice. It all depends on what kind of mood they're in. Mares also have a short fuse. Don't get them angry.
  39. 10. Mares have the ability to find any flaw in any situation, no matter how insignificant it might be. No matter how big or small, they will always find something that is wrong."
  40. Derpy is best horse
  41. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  42.  
  43. There's nothing gay about greeting Derpy when she comes home from a long day of delivering mail, watching as she lets her cock slowly slide free from its sheath, dripping with sweat and precum, gazing into her eyes as she sits down, giving you a shy smile with a warm blush on her cheeks. There's nothing gay about listening to her quiet little moans as you begin to plant kisses all over her heavy, pent up nuts, the strong scent of her musk flooding your senses as you start kissing up the length of her fat cock, lapping up her precum on the way. There's nothing gay about stuffing the full length of her cock down your throat, hearing her moan louder as she crushes your head between her powerful thighs, her cock flaring enough to bulge out your throat as she floods you with her cum, your nose trapped in a prison of gray fur and sweat. There's nothing gay about laying down, letting her mount you, feeling her balls slapping against your face as she facefucks you, working out the stress from a long day of work, sweat dripping onto you as your throat bulges over and over. She's a strong mare, her hips almost as powerful as those of an earth pony! There's nothing gay about holding her close when she cums again, balls twitching against you, her voice filling the room as her cock bulges inside of your throat, each fat gush of her cum stretching you out just slightly more. She loves you, after all, and there's nothing gay about it.
  44. /)·c·(\
  45. Twilight is best pony fuck everyone else
  46. mmmmmmmmmare
  47. Cant so wont seethe and cope
  48. FREE MILKY!! Milky on the front page!!
  49. Back off ponyfag these are for my nieces.
  50. "I LOVE MARES
  51. I LOVE THEIR SNOWPITTIES
  52. I WANT MARES ALL THE TIME
  53. MARES EVERYWHERE
  54. I WANT TO MARE INSIDE MARE
  55. I WANT MARE TO MARE INSIDE ME "
  56. fillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfillyfilly
  57. Just remember that to smile about the fact that you aren't a ponkfag and weren't cucked by Weird Al Yankovic. Unless you were. Then I guess you got what your shit taste deserves.
  58. Tempest is best pone.
  59. you can't handle my finest shitpostery
  60. "The Game. (You) can't stop playing and losing the Game even in 2010+12 much like (You) can't ever get off the Ride. We're stuck here forever, posting on a board that's only as good as its anons. Eh, at least it has proven decent by resisting the descent into soijackery. Now M.A.R.E.S. set me down the prudent path of stacking precious metals, a lifelong journey of amassing one's own treasure chest to hide from (((banks))). This first coin I hereby purchase is the last one I'd ever venture to resell, for these mares' souls and kind spirits are purer than the ounce of silver celebrating them. In mares I t(h)rust.
  61. "
  62. no
  63. Mares
  64. "mare, mare, mare, mmmm are, mmmm mares mare, mare. mare mare mares mare., mare, mare. mare mare mares mare., mare. mare mare mares mare., mare. mare mare mares mare.
  65. the only thing on my mind is
  66. mare
  67.  
  68. I want to have fun with a mare all day!
  69. guise look what I just found (it's a mare)
  70. A MARE? IS THAT A MARE!?
  71.  
  72. yes it is
  73.  
  74. cute mare, small mare, helpful mare,
  75. property of mare
  76.  
  77. they melt my heart
  78. the mares
  79.  
  80. i wish to hug a beautiful mare
  81. I just imagine cuddling with a mare
  82. imagine
  83. That would be so comforting
  84.  
  85. Don't have to tell me twice.
  86. Don't even have to tell me once.
  87.  
  88. Every mare you didn't know is another you can learn.
  89.  
  90. Magical Alluring Ravishing Elegant
  91. Magical Alluring Ravishing Elegant
  92. Magical Alluring Ravishing Elegant
  93. Magical Alluring Ravishing Elegant
  94.  
  95. that means mares
  96.  
  97. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  98.  
  99. Where to kiss the mare.
  100. Everywhere!
  101.  
  102. cute mares
  103. I love them.
  104. I love them. How could you tell?
  105.  
  106. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  107.  
  108. There's plenty more where that came from.
  109.  
  110. mare mare
  111. so sweet and fair
  112. nothing else can even compare
  113. mare mare
  114. so sweet and fair
  115. pretty manes with silky hair
  116.  
  117. she's looking at you
  118.  
  119. the mare.
  120.  
  121. never enough MARES
  122.  
  123. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  124. all i can think of ;)
  125.  
  126. favorite physical trait: probably goes to cute mare muzzle
  127. favorite non-phyisical trait: their gentle gentle gentle spirits
  128. every mare part is exceptional:
  129.  
  130. 1. their adorable voices
  131. 2. supple mare teats.
  132. 3. hooves, wings, and docks.
  133.  
  134. it's unbelievable.
  135.  
  136. forever and always
  137.  
  138. Daisy, Applejack, Blossomforth, Angel Wings, Spitfire, Octavia Melody, Twilight Sparkle, Maud Pie, Cloudy Quartz, Lightning Dust, Derpy Hooves, Zecora is mare too, Marble Pie, Raven Inkwell, Sapphire Shores, Torch Song, Flitter, Moondancer, Ms. Shy, Cookie Crumbles, Granny Smith, Coco Pommel, Fleetfoot, Berry Punch, Ms. Peachbottom, Princess Celestia, Cherry Berry, Limestone Pie, Lily Valley, Lotus Blossom, Spoiled Rich, Autumn Blaze, Twilight Velvet, Vinyl Scratch (aka DJ Pon-3!), Junebug, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Daring Do, The Mysterious Mare Do Well, Nurse Redheart, Ms. Harshwhinny, Carrot Top, Aloe, Amethyst Star, Fluttershy, Lyra Heartstrings, Colgate, Trixie Lulamoon, Princess Cadance, Aunt Orange, Rarity, Mayor Mare, Cherry Jubilee, Suri Polomare, The Mane(mare)-iac, Treehugger, Lemon Hearts, Photo Finish, Rainbow Dash, Cloudchaser, Roseluck, Fleur de Lis, Linky/Shoeshine, Cheerilee, Twinkleshine, Matilda, Nightmare Moon, Windy Whistles, Princess Luna, Sea Swirl
  139.  
  140. and many more, you're missing a lot
  141. i also like fillies too
  142.  
  143. Apple Bloom, Babs Seed, Diamond Tiara, Noi, Pumpkin Cake, Scootaloo, Silver Spoon, Sweetie Belle, Twist
  144.  
  145. but there are so little. they are so little :(
  146. they will grow up and become mares
  147. soon"
  148. I'm just a person who likes mlp
  149. Ur a faget
  150. Glimmer is a bif fat commie hoar.
  151. IM TOO BUSY TO THINK ANON "
  152. Knights of >rape, we are but simple schizos who seek the mares who live beyond these woods!
  153. Not a summerposter, I promise
  154. tell lunar harmony that he'd better fuckin come to harmonycon so that I can finally kiss him on the mouth
  155. "[Intro - Dagoth Ur]
  156. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  157. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
  158.  
  159. [Verse]
  160. Welcome Moon-and-Star
  161. Come to me through fire and war
  162. Ooh, ooh
  163. Come, Nerevar
  164. Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
  165. Ooh
  166. Lay down your weapons
  167. It is not too late for my mercy
  168. Ooh, ooh
  169. Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
  170. Ooh, ooh, ooh
  171. [Chorus]
  172. I'm a god
  173. How can you kill a god?
  174. What a grand and intoxicating innocence
  175. I'm a god
  176. How can you kill a god?
  177. Shame on you, sweet Nerevar
  178.  
  179. [Verse]
  180. Welcome Moon-and-Star
  181. Come to me through fire and war
  182. Ooh, ooh
  183. Come, Nerevar
  184. Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
  185. Ooh
  186. Lay down your weapons
  187. It is not too late for my mercy
  188. Ooh, ooh
  189. Come and look upon the heart, upon the heart
  190. Ooh, ooh, ooh
  191.  
  192. [Chorus]
  193. I'm a god
  194. How can you kill a god?
  195. What a grand and intoxicating innocence
  196. I'm a god
  197. How can you kill a god?
  198. Shame on you, sweet Nerevar
  199. I'm a god
  200. I'm a god
  201. I'm a god, god
  202. I'm a god
  203. I'm a god
  204. I'm a god
  205. [Bridge]
  206. No recall or intervention can work in this place
  207. There is no escape
  208. No recall or intervention can work in this place
  209. There is no escape
  210. No recall or intervention can work in this place
  211. There is no escape
  212. No recall or intervention can work in this place
  213. There is no escape
  214.  
  215. [Outro]
  216. I'm a god
  217. How can you kill a god?
  218. What a grand and intoxicating innocence
  219. I'm a god
  220. How can you kill a god?
  221. Shame on you, sweet Nerevar
  222. I'm a god
  223. I'm a god
  224. I'm a god, god
  225. I'm a god
  226. I'm a god
  227. I'm a god"
  228. g% eternally, and everlasting, btfo
  229. You see, the joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
  230. feet > hooves
  231. the jew fears the goy who secures his money in mare shekels
  232. Luna is best pony
  233. Sunny did nothing wrong
  234. Thank you anon!
  235.  
  236. You dweebs had better give me the option to change (or at least increase) how many coins I want once you actually know what the price will be.
  237.  
  238. AJ BEST PONE
  239. need gf :)
  240. God I love Trixie she is super pretty
  241.  
  242.  
  243. I LOVE HORSEPUSSY
  244. HERE COMES ANOTHER CHINESE EARTHQUAKE BRBRBRBRBRBRBR
  245.  
  246. I want Pinkie Pie to sit on my face
  247. "On a tropical Island called Mata Nui, six Toa heroes wash ashore in six Toa Canisters. After building themselves up, they discover their Kanohi masks and their elemental powers: Fire, water, stone, earth, air and ice. The Toa, named Toa Mata, each meet the Turaga, the elders of each village, or Nui, on Mata Nui. Eventually, they meet each other and discuss the next course of action. They begin to search their own five other masks, hidden on Mata Nui. Each mask that they found had the powers of one of the other Toa Mata's masks. They encounter dangerous Rahi, animals which attack them during their quest, and learn about Makuta Teridax. As the Toa collected their masks, they head for Kini-Nui to receive their Golden Kanohi which give them the abilities of all six masks in one mask, without the need to summon the other masks of power. They travel to Mangaia, Makuta's lair, to face him. The Toa Mata fuse together to form Akamai and Wairuha, battling a horde of Manas as they move towards Teridax. Being seperate again, they begin to battle Makuta in his Vortex form, one of his many forms he can take. But the Toa don't manage to defeat him and are teleported to Kini-Nui again. Takua, who followed the Toa, discovers the Bohrok as they begin to hatch. He escapes to the Ta-Wahi beach.
  248.  
  249. Insectoid creatures called Bohrok are awakened and rampage over Mata Nui to destroy everything they can see. The entire village of Le-Koro is overrun by the Levahk, who replace their masks with Krana, living beings which control the Bohrok or the wearer. Lewa hears the news of his village being overrun and goes to help. He soon discovers it is a trap as Turaga Matau greets him by replacing his Mask of Power with a Krana. Lewa and the village are saved by Onua and a group of Onu-Matoran in Boxor vehicles, built from Bohrok parts. The Toa originally believed that the Bohrok were otherworldly beings. However, when Tahu and Kopaka discover and enter a Bohrok nest, they discover that the Bohrok came from under Mata Nui. They leave to join with the other Toa and enter the Bahrag's lair. By placing all collected Krana in special niches, the Toa Mata unlock a passage to six Exo-Toa, armored and armed suits that the Toa can wear. They begin to battle the Bohrok queens Cahdok and Gahdok, but soon realize that the suits hinder their elemental powers, which they need to defeat the queens. After shedding their armor, they manage to defeat the Bahrag by encasing them in Protodermis. Suddenly, the ground begins to move and the Toa fall into energized Protodermis, transforming them into Toa Nuva, improved forms of themselves. They manage to escape the collapsing roof.
  250.  
  251. After the Toa Nuva imprisoned the Bahrag queens, six elite Bohrok, called Bohrok-Kal, are awakened and plan to defeat the Toa Nuva. They steal their Nuva symbols, which results in the Toa Nuva losing their elemental powers. The Toa find out on the new group of Bohrok and join together to recover another six sets of Kanohi masks. They battle the Bohrok-Kal, Lewa, Gali and Kopaka even merging into Wairuha Nuva to stop three Bohrok-Kal. But they also merge into a Kaita, Bohrok-Kal Kaita Ja, and defeat the Toa.The Bohrok-Kal eventually travel to the Bohrok Nest with the Nuva Symbols. The Toa follow them and witness the Exo-Toa fighting the elite Bohrok to guard the Nuva Cube. The Exo-Toa are defeated and the Bohrok-Kal are ready to fit the Nuva symbols onto the Nuva Cube to awaken the Bahrag and release the Bohrok swarms again, just as Tahu uses the Kanohi Vahi to slow down time around the Bohrok-Kal. But their Krana-Kal turn silver, protecting them from this threat. The Toa Nuva then let their powers flow through their Nuva Symbols, increasing the powers of the Bohrok-Kal. But that power is too much for them and they are destroyed by their own power. The Toa recover their symbols and the Krana-Kal and leave the nest.
  252.  
  253. The Matoran celebrate Naming Day and rebuild themselves from their old, small to a bigger, stronger body. Takua and Jaller discover a carved stone in an underground cave and melt it in lava, revealing the Mask of Light. He hands it to the Turaga, who tell them they have to go on a quest to find the seventh Toa, the Toa of Light. Makuta, sensing this event, releases six Rahkshi to stop the pair finding the seventh Toa. Shortly after leaving Ta-Koro, the Rahkshi attack the village, destroying it and poisoning Tahu.
  254.  
  255. Meanwhile, the two travel to Le-Wahi and are attacked by an ash bear, but are saved by Lewa. He travels with them to Ko-Wahi and they meet Kopaka, but the Rahkshi arrive and the three have to flee. Kopaka defeats them by plunging them into a sea and freezing it. The pair travels to Onu-Koro, where Takua meets Teridax, who tries to convince him to give him the mask. Takua refuses and joins with Jaller but due to a misunderstanding they part and go separate ways. As Jaller arrives in Onu-Koro, the Rahkshi Kurahk, Vorahk and Turahk attack the village. Takua notices this and joins Jaller to flee. The Toa Nuva join the fight against the sons of Makuta. Tahu gets hit by Kurahk's staff and turns against the Toa, just before Kopaka freezes him. They can stop the Rahkshi for a short while and flee Onu-Koro too. In the jungle, Kopaka and Gali manage to cure the poisoned Tahu Nuva. In the meantime, Takua and Jaller reach the Kini-Nui temple and are ambushed by three Rahkshi. The Toa arrive and begin to battle them. Jaller sacrifices himself from preventing Turahk attacking Takua. Takua puts on the Mask of Light and transforms into Takanuva, the Toa of Light. He easily destroys the Rahkshi and builds himself a vehicle to travel to Makuta's lair. Inside, he battles Teridax in a Kolhii match. In a struggle, they both plunge into a pool of energized Protodermis. Takutanuva is created, opens the gate to Metru Nui, the city beneath Mata Nui, and brings Jaller back to life. As soon as everyone is on the other side of the gate, the weak Takutanuva lets the gate crush him. Only the Kanohi Avokhii remains and Makuta is thought to be dead.
  256.  
  257. Turaga Vakama reveals that the Toa Nuva were not the first Toa to be in existence. He tells the history of Metru Nui. The Toa heroes of this city were none other than the Turaga of Mata Nui, in stronger Toa-forms.
  258.  
  259. The 2004-2005 story is told by the Turaga to the Toa Nuva, and happened 1,000 years before the events on Mata Nui took place.
  260.  
  261. In the city of Metru Nui, a Toa named Toa Lhikan gives six Matoran six Toa stones. The last one is delivered to Vakama, a Matoran crafter. Suddenly, two Dark Hunters, Nidhiki and Krekka, ambush Lhikan. He is imprisoned, but Vakama escapes. The six chosen Matoran go to the Great Temple and meet each other, being transformed into Toa Metru by the stones. Vakama receives a vision, telling him to find six great Kanoka Disks and the Toa team set off to look for them. They eventually find them and travel to the King Root of the recently unleashed Morbuzakh plant, which is damaging the whole city. The Toa Metru defeat the plant and travel to the Coliseum, a Skyscraper positioned in the middle of Metru Nui. They meet Turaga Dume and present him the disks to prove they were indeed Toa, not knowing that Dume is under the influence of Makuta Teridax. Dume falsely arrests them for killing Toa Lhikan and captures Whenua, Onewa and Nuju. The other three Toa can flee through chutes. Turaga Dume orders Nidhiki and Krekka to follow the Toa and capture them. They see the Toa using the chutes and fly to a chute station to reverse the direction of the flow. The three Toa escape though the chute and land on the ground of Ko-Metru. "
  262. Mares for silver, when the opportunity arises
  263. I like EQG
  264. >no hooves
  265. IWTCIRD
  266. I wonder if there are custom investment-grade (bullion) silver coins. Or if we can go with custom coin bars.
  267. "The only reason Luna was more popular than Celestia is she still has viable eggs.
  268. Anons want to raise a satyr herd with her, and that is decent."
  269. i will frame it next to my chris chan silver coin
  270. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female pony breeding, Earth pony mares are the most compatible ponies for humans? Not only are they in the friendship group, which is mostly comprised of Ponyville equines, Earth pony mares are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive stamina and access to Applejack's Apples, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly heat-based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Earth pony mare would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn to have godlike control of their dock to flag you and have perky teats, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities to hold up to physical exertion, they can easily recover from fatigue with small breaks here and there. No other pony comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your pony squee. Earth ponies are literally built for human dick. Ungodly cute + high stamina means they can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
  271. "I LOVE MARES
  272. I LOVE THEM
  273. I WANT TO CUDDLE WITH PRETTY LITTLE MARES!
  274. I LOVE THEM
  275. I WANT MILLIONS OF MARES
  276. I WANT A MAREMAREMAERMAERMAERMAERMAERM SNOWPITY MARE MARE!"
  277. mare is for air.
  278. Pretty mare, pretty mare.
  279. "I tried to enter 3 bits in the quantity section to show I'm still hip with the season 1 and 2 memory back when I was underage and before I got a job and cleaned the cheeto dust out of my manebeard but it asked for numbers only.
  280.  
  281. Also on /biz/ we have the honorary custom of not declaring the package to be over $50 CAD when mailing in order to ensure 10% more expedient processing thanks fren. I never paid import duty on my apus or yotsubas or bogs or Bank of DPRK North Korean minted silver imported from our Malaysian comrades before eBay figured out what was going on with all these $1 ""collectible medallions"" and I'd like to not start now"
  282. __ ___ ___ ____ ____ _______ __ __
  283. I remember when anon in equestria was good
  284. Luna is best pony best waifu
  285. Littlepip is a raider. Red Eye did nothing wrong.
  286. Please be autism, I have patience...
  287. ahem.... FUCK ZIGGERS, FUCK GRIFFONS, FUCK DIAMOND DOGS, FUCK MINOTAURS, FUCK DEER. HEIL ARYANNE
  288. "Quick rundown on the Flim Flam brothers:
  289. >the princesses bow to the twins
  290. >rumored to possess magical abilities
  291. >both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Equestria has only existed deep in Yakyakistan monasteries & Neighrea 51
  292. >learned fluent Olde Ponish in under 48 hours
  293. >control Prance with an iron but fair hoof
  294. >own castles, storm factories, and stables all over the world
  295. >nation states entrust their bit reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Trot, only Ft. Flam.
  296. >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
  297. >will bankroll the 1st cities on the Moon (Flimingrad will be be the 1st city)
  298. >own 99% of DNA editing spell books in Equestria
  299. >first designer foals will in all likelihood be Flim-Flam foals
  300. >own nanobot R&D labs around the world
  301. >you likely have FlimbotsTM inside you right now
  302. >the big red phone in the Dragon Lands is a direct line to the Flim-Flam Manor
  303. >last person who missed a call was Dragon Lord Torch. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the twins destroyed the Dragon Lands in a fit of rage.
  304. >ancient buffalo scriptures depict them as two alicorns who will descend upon Equestria and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
  305. >in regular communication with the Arch-writers Faust and Larson, forwarding their words to the ponies
  306. >the twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base pony
  307. >in reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big buck to the end of the whinniverse
  308. >don't know their ultimate plans yet. We only pray they are benevolent beings."
  309. *boop*
  310. >tfw no new episode tomorrow
  311. This is going right in my coinslot
  312. just getting an extra for a friend, Twilight Sparkle's still the best /)
  313. Coin jar.
  314. Mares on my face is down. Wtf I demand the mare game be restored. I captured so many mares but now the mare is gone.
  315. Hire me I pogarm gud.
  316.  
  317. Good thing I have a source of income now to splash on merch to secretly charge my power level further.
  318. Poney muny
  319. mares
  320. I swear to fuck I can't fucking believe that I spent my formative years with you fucks (I'm 21 now, can't ban me fuckers) and now I'm gonna buy an expensive coin commemorating that I did this for most of my life. Look what you've done to me, and rejoice, for god weeps. I live outside of his light, and within the light of mares, shitposts, and horsepussy. We are brothers in this, we are foes unlike any imagined, we are retarded, we are geniuses beyond compare. What the fuck did you do to me, Faust?! Mother, why have you CURSED me so!? Bring to me the gillotine, and I shall eat it whole with a fork! We deserve this, for we sowed our own destruction! Nah, for real, shit's cool. I think. Praise Luna.
  321. fillies are pretty
  322. not my problem
  323.  
  324. i leik eqg and no one can stop me
  325. I WILL LICK THE MARE BIT OF AUTHENTICITY AND NOBODY CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEE
  326. wetmares.org
  327. no u
  328. Trixie is best pony <|^:)
  329. Project Horizons is the best piece of literature created by humanity. It's protagonist is a paragon of morality
  330. expect to see these on the hot glue threads
  331.  
  332. This is the lowest point in my life, buying a fucking silver coin of My Little Pony.
  333. Fuck Glimmer (literally)
  334. Bomb ass coin, Anon.
  335. Who knew one derped eyed background pony would lead to all this? Talk about the very definition of a "black swan" event.
  336. Luna is best princess
  337. DIE YOU FUCKING SUNFAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE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  338. Hope my friend who doesn't like how the ponies got sexualized by 4chin doesn't notice the keyhole :)
  339. Benis :DDDD
  340.  
  341. Tracy Cage x Pinkamena Diane Pie best ship https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2020/7/26/938510.jpg
  342. Install PonyOS
  343. YOU CIA GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATED ASSASINS OF ME WILL PROBABLY JUST FILL MY COIN WITH POISON NERVE GAS ALLOY
  344. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RARITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  345. >inb4 marecoin cum jar
  346. who could have foreseen that degeneracy could create something so beautiful
  347. Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong.
  348. mares
  349. This is a bomb ass mint, anon
  350. tranny jannies can suck my marecock
  351. IWTCIRD
  352. Forgive me if I withhold my enthusiasm.
  353. n
  354.  
  355. IWTCIAB
  356.  
  357. I smoke crack ask me about it.
  358. Needs more snowpities
  359.  
  360. Thanks neighsayer for shouting out obscure artist living tombstone!
  361. Give me my silver fast you fucking zigger lover. I want my fucking silver because biz told me to get silver. Don't be a zigger lover that worships a zigger queen. I want my silver.
  362. there are mares living in your walls, floors and maybe even behind you (prepare for surprise booping)
  363. "[ + ] g v vg vr co Pony fit fa vp [FAQ]14102 / 14 / 45 / 4[PEE Settings]
  364. 4chan
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  376. /MLpmg/ #14: PREORDERS OPEN Edition Wolvan !WolvanID8M 08/21/22(Sun)17:50:28 No.38976256
  377. >>38976283 >>38976355 >>38977186 >>38977402 >>38977835 >>38978105 >>38978131 >>38978338 >>38978977 >>38979547 >>38979694 >>38979890 >>38980011 >>38980036
  378.  
  379. >We're making a 1oz silver coin to commemorate the board. We've gotten the 3d model from the mint and apart from a few TINY changes we're done with the coin
  380. >That means it's finally, after 8 months and 13 threads, time: The /mlp/ 10 Year Anniversary Coin is ready to order
  381. >Current projected price is still $55-75/coin
  382.  
  383. - Sample Certificate of Authenticity: >>38741854 (Dead)
  384. - Coin Marez art: >>38763319 (Dead)
  385. - Final (apart from a few miniscule fixes) design: >>38958495 (Cross-thread)
  386.  
  387. >/mlpmg/ Coin Preorder:
  388. Preorders will be presumably open until 2022-09-23
  389.  
  390. Mare Coins, now and forever the ride continues, official coin trailer:
  391. [YouTube] MARECOINS© (embed)
  392.  
  393. LAST THREAD: >>38837835 (Cross-thread)
  394.  
  395. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:02:41 No.38976283
  396. >>38976290 >>38977726 >>38978006
  397. _.gif (2.14 MB, 446x446) google iqdb wait
  398. 2.14 MB
  399.  
  400. >>38976256 (OP)
  401. if coin ends up hitting the $55 each mark will there be a way to change the amount of coins you want? if it stays at $75 id only get 3 but if it manages to get $55 per coin id probably get 4 instead
  402.  
  403. Wolvan !WolvanID8M 08/21/22(Sun)18:04:02 No.38976290
  404. >>38976302
  405.  
  406. >>38976283
  407. We should know the price towards the end of the order period.
  408. If by then the orders are still open you can change the amount of coins and if not we can probably change it somewhat during the time the invoices are open
  409.  
  410. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:09:08 No.38976302
  411. >>38976322 >>38976433 >>38978090
  412.  
  413. >>38976290
  414. How is shipping gonna work? Does it get sent from the manufacturer or does someone gotta be the middleman?
  415. Specifically, I need to make sure mine doesn't get sent via fedex because they keep ""losing"" my shit.
  416.  
  417. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:14:59 No.38976322
  418. >>38978090
  419.  
  420. >>38976302
  421. On board with this anon, Fedex loves losing my stuff as well.
  422.  
  423. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:17:59 No.38976327
  424.  
  425. I live in an ok place so I can trust my mail.
  426. I hope ordering 2 keeps the price low desu.
  427.  
  428. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:19:33 No.38976333
  429. >>38976433
  430.  
  431. Any estimate on when they will be shipped out? Would like to know so it isn't shipped to an address that isn't mine anymore
  432.  
  433. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)18:25:02 No.38976355
  434.  
  435. >>38976256 (OP)
  436. Oh hell yeah, I already stacked a little Silver and I NEED this to go with the rest.
  437.  
  438. Yes, I know it's 2.5x above even the highest spot price was at time of quarantine, but it's more of a reward purchase.
  439.  
  440. Lunar Harmony 08/21/22(Sun)18:45:04 No.38976433
  441. >>38976559 >>38977230 (You)
  442.  
  443. >>38976302
  444. I'll be distributing the coins; I've been doing similar stuff for the Secret Santa for the past 5 years and have some experience with mass mailing. The plan is to send all US parcels through USPS and insure everything across the board.
  445. >>38976333
  446. There are still a lot of variables in play, but my best estimate at the moment is mid-October to mid-November.
  447.  
  448. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:01:25 No.38976487
  449. 1647688588622.jpg (23 KB, 400x400) google iqdb wait
  450. 23 KB
  451.  
  452. Thanks for the shipping estimate,
  453.  
  454. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)19:26:27 No.38976559
  455. >>38976779
  456.  
  457. >>38976433
  458. I havent done the Secret Santa myself yet. Is it discreet enough to be somewhat anonymous?
  459.  
  460. Would actually love to send some cool stuffs. Maybe toss in a sketch too for good measure.
  461.  
  462. Lunar Harmony 08/21/22(Sun)20:14:38 No.38976779
  463. >>38976937
  464.  
  465. >>38976559
  466. >Is it discreet enough to be somewhat anonymous?
  467. I'd say yes. Your mailing info will need to be seen by your Santa Anon and about 2 organizers who've been responsibly running the event for 8 years, but that's it unless you opt into more. If you're willing to get a PO Box for a few months, you don't even need to share your real address. For an event that requires mailing stuff around, it's as anonymous as it can be.
  468.  
  469. I don't want to get too far off topic here, but if you're interested I'd recommend that you stop by the signup threads in October and get some opinions from others who've participated.
  470.  
  471. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:45:01 No.38976937
  472. >>38977652
  473.  
  474. >>38976779
  475. Alright, thanks! Wasn't looking to derail the thread. It was just an answer I wanted now cause some things I might get could take time to arrive before I ship them in a secret santa event.
  476.  
  477. Though, most certainly going to jump in on this gorgeous marecoin. But it'll have to wait until next check in 2 weeks. I bought some expensive magic cards...
  478.  
  479. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:51:25 No.38976975
  480.  
  481. What's the number what where a multiple of 55 and 75 are the same? Like a bajillion dollars?
  482.  
  483. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)21:33:02 No.38977186
  484.  
  485. >>38976256 (OP)
  486. MARES MARES MARES MARES
  487. MARECOINS REPLACE MONEY.
  488.  
  489. MARES END THE FED!
  490.  
  491. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)21:41:51 No.38977230
  492. >>38977652
  493.  
  494. >>38976433
  495. You're doing international shipping too, right?
  496.  
  497. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)22:02:13 No.38977319
  498. 1660147240830717.png (100 KB, 300x300) google iqdb wait
  499. 100 KB
  500.  
  501. inb4 customs office rape
  502.  
  503. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)22:18:03 No.38977402
  504. >>38977433
  505.  
  506. >>38976256 (OP)
  507. Fuck, VAT is going to rape me in the ass so badly on these. Really hoping it'll be closer to $55 than $75.
  508.  
  509. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)22:24:00 No.38977433
  510. >>38977507 >>38979694
  511. 1636201555502.png (69 KB, 264x264) google iqdb wait
  512. 69 KB
  513.  
  514. >>38977402
  515. At least you can still order things.
  516. Unlike me and other comrades.
  517.  
  518. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)22:43:47 No.38977507
  519. >>38977642
  520. 1501227.png (200 KB, 1280x1438) google iqdb wait
  521. 200 KB
  522.  
  523. >>38977433
  524. Don't worry, anon. I'm sure there there's plenty of very helpful anons who - in a year or two - will give you one of their copies for free.
  525. After you send them $150 as thanks, of course.
  526.  
  527. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:12:10 No.38977642
  528.  
  529. >>38977507
  530. >I'm sure there's plenty of very helpful anons
  531. Nah, i'm too autistic for that.
  532. >in a year or two
  533. It would be easier for me to simply forget.
  534.  
  535. Lunar Harmony 08/21/22(Sun)23:14:17 No.38977652
  536. >>38977684 (You) >>38977698 >>38978714 >>38978860
  537.  
  538. >>38976937
  539. Don't worry--I wasn't intending to accuse you of being off topic. I just enjoy the /ss/ a lot and didn't want to lead myself off on too much of a tangent.
  540. >>38977230 (You)
  541. Yep. International shipping will be considered on a case-by-case basis depending on which services are available in each country.
  542.  
  543. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:26:55 No.38977684
  544. >>38977979
  545.  
  546. >>38977652
  547. >International shipping will be considered on a case-by-case basis depending on which services are available in each country.
  548. I'm guess you won't be shipping to my shithole then, and I'll have to ship it elsewhere before sending it here. That's a bummer, it will probably double or triple my wait time.
  549.  
  550. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:30:46 No.38977698
  551. >>38977732 >>38977733 >>38977750 >>38977979
  552.  
  553. >>38977652
  554. my country bans the importation of pornography, you think the marepuss on the front is abstract enough?
  555.  
  556. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:34:59 No.38977726
  557.  
  558. >>38976283
  559. This, please put it in the OP if it changes.
  560.  
  561. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:36:18 No.38977732
  562. 1656801869848.png (119 KB, 404x390) google iqdb wait
  563. 119 KB
  564.  
  565. >>38977698
  566. Anon the people who ""ban pornography"" are not the type to have the intellectual capacity to understand symbolism.
  567.  
  568. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:36:18 No.38977733
  569.  
  570. >>38977698
  571. Yah, you're fine bro
  572.  
  573. Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)23:40:45 No.38977750
  574.  
  575. >>38977698
  576. you'd have to know to know. besides it's a bowling pin, right? always has been
  577.  
  578. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:01:04 No.38977835
  579.  
  580. >>38976256 (OP)
  581. >$75 per coin
  582. Doubt, need a cost breakdown
  583.  
  584. Lunar Harmony 08/22/22(Mon)00:44:00 No.38977979
  585. >>38978004 (You)
  586.  
  587. >>38977684 (You)
  588. Don't let that stop you from trying. If you're interested, put in your address, and if there's any way for me to ship there, I will.
  589. >>38977698
  590. I'd say it's highly unlikely that the abstract teardrop shape will attract any kind of unwanted attention, especially from some random customs worker glancing at it for 5 seconds before moving on to the next package in his pile of junk to rifle through.
  591.  
  592. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:52:40 No.38978004
  593. >>38978126
  594.  
  595. >>38977979
  596. >If you're interested, put in your address, and if there's any way for me to ship there, I will.
  597. If you can't, will my pre-order be ignored, or will I actually get a chance to change it somehow? I'll kick myself over this for years if I miss out.
  598.  
  599. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:53:29 No.38978006
  600. >>38978013
  601.  
  602. >>38976283
  603. Thirding this.
  604.  
  605. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)00:56:37 No.38978013
  606. >>38978032
  607. Snapsvchoxt_055.png (1.8 MB, 2560x1440) google iqdb wait
  608. 1.8 MB
  609.  
  610. >>38978006
  611. not OP but finalizing price with the mint is locked after the amount of coins ordered is set, doubt there is any way to do that.
  612.  
  613. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)01:01:11 No.38978032
  614.  
  615. >>38978013
  616. They could simply tell us after they see how many coins have been ordered (minus some percentage abandoned to allow room for error, of course) and before the order is sent to the mint. Allowing more coins at that set price shouldn't hurt the bottom line unless their cancellation estimates are way off. Honestly they could probably do the same AFTER sending in the order, too. I doubt any sane mint would turn down a larger purchase before they've even started making anything. If the reduced cost of production lines someone's a pocket a bit more that's not really a problem for me since I still get my coins at the price I agreed to.
  617.  
  618. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)01:19:27 No.38978090
  619.  
  620. >>38976302
  621. >>38976322
  622. Is there a possibilty to pay more for insurance so that you can get $1000 per coin if something goes wrong?
  623.  
  624. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)01:20:50 No.38978096
  625.  
  626. I ordered a small yet reasonable number. Might add another order later towards the end of financing period.
  627.  
  628. Please keep us posted with a possible estimated running total as the days go by.
  629.  
  630. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)01:23:24 No.38978105
  631.  
  632. >>38976256 (OP)
  633. Put in my order.
  634. This shits probably gonna set me back $100 with customs charges but as a long time resident of the board I couldn't live with myself if I didn't get this.
  635.  
  636. Lunar Harmony 08/22/22(Mon)01:32:08 No.38978126
  637.  
  638. >>38978004 (You)
  639. If it turns out that we can't ship to your country, we'll contact you by email to see if we can work some alternative out. In fact, I'm hoping to check each international address as pre-orders come in so that we can identify and resolve potential shipping issues before preorders even end.
  640.  
  641. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)01:33:07 No.38978131
  642.  
  643. >>38976256 (OP)
  644. Woohoo!
  645.  
  646. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:44:01 No.38978338
  647. >>38978551 >>38978584
  648.  
  649. >>38976256 (OP)
  650. Pre ordered 3 + the 20 I expect to win from the giveaway. No one else bother entering I've already drawn the winning random number.
  651.  
  652. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)02:46:39 No.38978349
  653. >>38978714 >>38978950
  654.  
  655. Also reminder that if you do it how /biz/ does it then Canadians don't need to pay import duty. Just say ""$20 USD senor no hablo ingles"" and that'll keep it under the $50 CAD cutoff. Got 3 aputannias tax free.
  656.  
  657. Reminder too that if the coins are made in USA technically tax isn't applicable anyway due to nafta so don't feel guilty about it
  658.  
  659. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)03:02:52 No.38978409
  660.  
  661. preordered 5. i may add to that. maybe.
  662.  
  663. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)03:58:51 No.38978551
  664.  
  665. >>38978338
  666. It feels weird that you don't get a confirmation if you enter your email the way they say you have to. I tried entering my actual email and then edited the form instead.
  667.  
  668. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)04:08:31 No.38978584
  669.  
  670. >>38978338
  671. Do you have 20 physical addresses?
  672. I doubt poorfags get more tha one coin per entry.
  673.  
  674. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)04:48:27 No.38978714
  675. >>38978950
  676.  
  677. >>38978349
  678. >if you do it how /biz/ does it then Canadians don't need to pay import duty
  679. What is the importation tax regulation for PM to Canada from the USA? I've searched for it before, but couldn't find it.
  680. >that'll keep it under the $50 CAD cutoff
  681. The USMCA trade agreement that became active on Jul 2020 increased import tax exemption on internet purchases to $150. But again, I don't know if PM even gets import taxed as it doesn't get sale taxed when bought within Canada.
  682.  
  683. >>38977652
  684. >International shipping will be considered on a case-by-case basis
  685. Will you be listing the declared value at silver spot value, about $20 per coin? In addition to what the other anon has said above, I've emailed MintAnon directly asking about a larger order of AP coins being sent to Canada. He said he'll declare value it as silver spot when he sends it. That makes sense to me because much the cost of these custom rounds are for the manufacture of the round, the actual value of the round is silver spot, so should be declared as such.
  686.  
  687. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)05:31:42 No.38978860
  688. >>38978875 >>38978950 >>38979500
  689.  
  690. >>38977652
  691. Are there any unreachable countries?
  692.  
  693. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)05:36:58 No.38978875
  694. >>38978929 >>38979500
  695.  
  696. >>38978860
  697. Russia and North Korea?
  698.  
  699. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)05:59:27 No.38978929
  700. >>38978935
  701.  
  702. >>38978875
  703. I am pretty sure Ukraine has some problems as well.
  704.  
  705. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:01:43 No.38978935
  706. >>38978940 >>38979390 >>38979500
  707.  
  708. >>38978929
  709. probably certain parts, but there aren't any blanket sanctions on shipping to Ukraine
  710. should add Cuba to the list with Russia and North Korea
  711.  
  712. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:06:17 No.38978940
  713. >>38978944
  714.  
  715. >>38978935
  716. any chance of airdropping kotanon a coin?
  717.  
  718. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:07:59 No.38978944
  719.  
  720. >>38978940
  721. Zero, he switches places too frequently.
  722. It is easier to just wait until the war ends.
  723.  
  724. Lunar Harmony 08/22/22(Mon)06:09:49 No.38978950
  725. >>38979500
  726.  
  727. >>38978349
  728. >>38978714
  729. Right now, Wolvan and I think that declaring them at or near their purchase value is going to be the better option here. While we can see the argument for declaring them at spot price, we don't want to be on the hook if someone's order of 10 coins gets lost and insurance only wants to cover the declared value. That said, we'll be looking into the exact details and will give you more feedback later.
  730. >>38978860
  731. Aside from the ones already mentioned, none that I know of off the top of my head. However, I'm planning on checking the international preorder addresses as they come in so that I can contact anyone who's unreachable.
  732.  
  733. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:19:28 No.38978977
  734. >>38978985 >>38978995 >>38979039
  735. 1598973541081.png (276 KB, 904x503) google iqdb wait
  736. 276 KB
  737.  
  738. >>38976256 (OP)
  739. how the fuck is it 2-3x above spot? that's insane and not worth it. not trying to be a raincloud, because it looks amazing and is a cool design. just curious how you are getting jewed this badly by the mint
  740.  
  741. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:21:15 No.38978985
  742. >>38980836
  743.  
  744. >>38978977
  745. faggots overdesigned the shit out of it and so they jacked the price up.
  746. between you and me, I think LH is getting a bigger cut than he claims.
  747.  
  748. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:23:29 No.38978995
  749. >>38979039 >>38979283
  750.  
  751. >>38978977
  752. >how the fuck is it 2-3x above spot?
  753. Well, 1x is for the silver, another ~1x is for the proof blank, another ~1x is for the dies and the minting.
  754. Cheap silver only comes in bullion quality or bars.
  755.  
  756. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)06:38:50 No.38979039
  757. >>38979111
  758. 1614324783065.png (933 KB, 1024x512) google iqdb wait
  759. 933 KB
  760.  
  761. >>38978977
  762. >>38978995
  763. We can check the bullion makers, they have more reasonable prices, at least for the blanks.
  764. >Silver 1 oz card, 100 pieces - $2.5 + spot price for 1 oz
  765. >Silver 1 oz round, 50 pieces - $1.7 + spot price for 1 oz
  766. I am especially intrigued by the card, because it has huge area compared to a coin, and it would be great if we could mint something like picrel.
  767.  
  768. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:03:38 No.38979111
  769. >>38979132
  770.  
  771. >>38979039
  772. If we buy cheap bullion rounds we can also stamp them manually.
  773. [YouTube] Stamping silver by hand - some Top Tips! (embed)
  774.  
  775. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:10:34 No.38979132
  776. >>38979141
  777.  
  778. >>38979111
  779. >/mlp/ sweatshop of autists stamping pony coins
  780. Are there really no chink companies that do this kind of stuff for pennies an hour?
  781.  
  782. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:14:42 No.38979141
  783.  
  784. >>38979132
  785. They'd probably send you back plated key blanks in exchange for your silver. I wouldn't trust it and shipping would be expensive.
  786.  
  787. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)07:36:59 No.38979194
  788.  
  789. It’s already covered above, but adding to the knowing what I’m paying for in terms of cost. I’m assuming a $20 shipping so I’d prefer to know if it’s $55 or $75 in advance. It does make the difference between 1 and 3.
  790.  
  791. Is there like an indigogo style number ordered reward system where the number preordered is shown? Also there was a funny certificate with “do not lick” etc that was shown in older threads. Is that still happening too?
  792.  
  793. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)08:14:53 No.38979283
  794. >>38979312
  795.  
  796. >>38978995
  797. that really doesnt make sense
  798.  
  799. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)08:24:53 No.38979312
  800. >>38980022
  801.  
  802. >>38979283
  803. See >>38782807 (Dead)
  804. >They did mention that their ""spot price"" is going to be a bit higher than what you'll see as market value because they need a certain kind of annealed blank for proper striking. For example, they said their ""spot price"" today was $38. This is in line with the silver blanks I've purchased personally in the past.
  805. So 100% over the spot is due to the proof blank alone.
  806.  
  807. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)08:57:24 No.38979390
  808.  
  809. >>38978935
  810. >Ukraine
  811. Checked the international mailing conditions on the USPS website and it says coins/silver are prohibited. Are there any alternatives?
  812.  
  813. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)10:10:16 No.38979500
  814. >>38979529 >>38979533
  815. 1655511394837.png (1.45 MB, 3000x3185) google iqdb wait
  816. 1.45 MB
  817.  
  818. >>38978860
  819. >>38978875
  820. >>38978935
  821. >>38978950
  822. Well since that in Russia and alikes international transactions are also suspended(Because PayPal, SWIFT and etc.), there is no (optimal) way for them simply to order/get this. Anything else is simply too much hassle and not to mention the additional costs.
  823. So sucks to be them, i guess.
  824. Especially when you are one of them.
  825.  
  826. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)10:39:47 No.38979529
  827. >>38979645 >>38980729
  828.  
  829. >>38979500
  830. >there is no (optimal) way for them simply to order/get this
  831. - WebMoney wallet
  832. - QIWI wallet
  833. - Crypto
  834.  
  835. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)10:43:38 No.38979533
  836. >>38979534
  837.  
  838. >>38979500
  839. Well, it's time for them to enroll into the poorfag raffle.
  840. Also ETH price is ridiculously low (~1$) right now, they can try it as well.
  841.  
  842. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)10:44:40 No.38979534
  843.  
  844. >>38979533
  845. >Also ETH transfer fee is ridiculously low (~1$) right now, they can try it as well.
  846. Fixed.
  847.  
  848. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)10:58:44 No.38979547
  849.  
  850. >>38976256 (OP)
  851. Got my preorder in, max hyp!
  852.  
  853. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)12:13:02 No.38979645
  854. >>38979682 >>38979697
  855.  
  856. >>38979529
  857. >WebMoney
  858. Stopped working from 11 february in Russia.
  859. >QIWI wallet
  860. Again, currency fuckery and additional %. But it could work i guess, probably least worst out of three options.
  861. >Crypto
  862. I doubt anyone from Russia uses crypto who also happens to be a horsefucker who browses /mlp/. Not to mention some additional sanctions.
  863.  
  864. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)12:33:14 No.38979682
  865.  
  866. >>38979645
  867. >>38979645
  868. >I doubt anyone from Russia uses crypto who also happens to be a horsefucker who browses /mlp/. Not to mention some additional sanctions.
  869. If they don't want to be WEF slaves and own nothing they would better start fucking using crypto now.
  870. I should probably stop shitposting while talking on Skype.
  871.  
  872. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)12:43:43 No.38979694
  873. >>38979713
  874. 1532008231439.png (128 KB, 453x373) google iqdb wait
  875. 128 KB
  876.  
  877. >>38976256 (OP)
  878. >mfw USD exchange rates remains still high
  879. >mfw my country's customs taxes are also expensive
  880. when does the final price is release? so i can budget for this
  881. >>38977433
  882. your not the only one if the final price is around 75 usd then half of my month's salary is basically gone
  883.  
  884. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)12:47:52 No.38979697
  885.  
  886. >>38979645
  887. >Stopped working from 11 february in Russia.
  888. Works fine for me. Just use exchance instead of direct top up.
  889.  
  890. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)12:56:11 No.38979704
  891.  
  892. this is fucking stupid
  893. but I want one
  894.  
  895. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)13:05:37 No.38979713
  896. >>38979761
  897.  
  898. >>38979694
  899. >if the final price is around 75 usd then half of my month's salary is basically gone
  900. You are like a NEET^2, you must apply for a poorfag raffle.
  901.  
  902. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)13:37:08 No.38979761
  903. >>38979824
  904.  
  905. >>38979713
  906. >poorfag raffle
  907. if theres only one
  908. if i'm only blessed to born on burgerland or any EU states but alas i'm not
  909.  
  910. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)14:06:45 No.38979824
  911.  
  912. >>38979761
  913. There is no requirement to be in USA or EU to join a raffle. The organizers will just hold your coin until they can ship it to you.
  914.  
  915. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)14:56:40 No.38979890
  916. >>38979899 >>38979977
  917.  
  918. >>38976256 (OP)
  919. Has the pre-order notification email list been alerted? I forget what email I used for that, but I didn't see any notification alert. Of course I already know the pre-orders are here, but for the others on that list who don't yet.
  920.  
  921. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)15:00:45 No.38979899
  922.  
  923. >>38979890
  924. It looks like there was no email yet, my inbox is empty.
  925.  
  926. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)15:35:24 No.38979977
  927.  
  928. >>38979890
  929. Didn't get around to it yesterday, but should happen sometime this week
  930.  
  931. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)15:54:55 No.38980011
  932. >>38980018 >>38980022 >>38980025 >>38980298
  933. jew_trap.jpg (47 KB, 422x750) google iqdb wait
  934. 47 KB
  935.  
  936. >>38976256 (OP)
  937. I'm not a poorfag, but I don't want to throw money on overpriced things. IIRC the price was supposed to be 20-40$. If you add taxes and shipping to the price, for many people it will go over 100$. That's way, way too much for such a coin, even if it's custom and limited.
  938.  
  939. I was hyped to get one, but I ain't paying that much.
  940.  
  941. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)15:58:58 No.38980018
  942.  
  943. >>38980011
  944. The $55-$75 estimate has been in every OP since February, my dude
  945.  
  946. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)16:00:04 No.38980022
  947.  
  948. >>38980011
  949. >IIRC the price was supposed to be 20-40$.
  950. It definitely was not supposed to be $20, the spot price in March was $26.
  951. Also >>38979312 so even a blank proof is hitting this upper limit.
  952. Marecoin was always compared to Yotsuba and other /biz/ coins, which were $50+.
  953.  
  954. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)16:01:27 No.38980025
  955. >>38980027
  956.  
  957. >>38980011
  958. >20-40$
  959. That's how much mint takes for a blank, before anything else. No one ever assumed an estimate below $50
  960.  
  961. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)16:02:24 No.38980027
  962.  
  963. >>38980025
  964. I'm sure that Anon would take your point into consideration if he could read.
  965.  
  966. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)16:06:01 No.38980036
  967. 1569078622132.jpg (81 KB, 419x480) google iqdb wait
  968. 81 KB
  969.  
  970. >>38976256 (OP)
  971. >75$
  972.  
  973. Wolvan !WolvanID8M 08/22/22(Mon)16:49:32 No.38980147
  974.  
  975. Lunar and I read all of your shitposts :^)
  976.  
  977. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)17:37:26 No.38980298
  978. >>38980365
  979.  
  980. Is shipping based on weight? How much should we expect for US shipping? I might try and get a few local Anons to combine orders with and split shipping.
  981.  
  982. >>38980011
  983. Well, at least its obvious you're not a /biz/ tourist
  984.  
  985. Lunar Harmony 08/22/22(Mon)18:06:55 No.38980365
  986.  
  987. I've just checked through every international address and as of now I can ship to all of them. Most international Anons can expect to pay about $20 to ship 1-4 coins. More than 4 coins will be shipped in a small box instead of a padded envelope, and the price will be closer to $30-$40 depending on the country. Above that, there's only one outlier, and it's a large order from a hard-to-reach country. All of these prices include insurance.
  988. >>38980298
  989. US shipping will probably be about $5-$8 for 1-4 coins. 6-10 coins will probably be ~$12-ish.
  990.  
  991. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)18:28:49 No.38980422
  992. >>38980451 >>38980481 >>38980581
  993.  
  994. A lot of Anons expected something like /mppp/, forgetting that a coin will cost much more than a plushie. On the other hand, maybe a coin was not a great idea, as many Anons will be blocked by the high price.
  995. Good /mlp/ merch should be autistic, pretty, fun and affordable, so every horsefucker could enjoy it without the need to sell their kidneys.
  996. Instead of a coin we could've design and order a detailed color 3D print of /mlp/ related meems and poners. That could be much less expensive and easier to do.
  997.  
  998. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)18:40:20 No.38980451
  999. >>38980545 >>38980581
  1000.  
  1001. >>38980422
  1002. I find the silver coin mostly useless. I'm not a collector and not a jeweler and not a reseller, so having a coin, but not being able to toss it or even touch it is kinda a dealbreaker for me. If I wanted a pretty thing to look at, I would just print a picture on my printer.
  1003. That said, I understand that most Anons here don't want to use coins as 1d2 and wouldn't buy titanium coins, so it's more like a personal thing. So I support the project, as a good thing for /mlp/ in general.
  1004.  
  1005. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)18:51:57 No.38980481
  1006.  
  1007. >>38980422
  1008. stop being poor
  1009.  
  1010. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)19:10:29 No.38980541
  1011. >>38980729
  1012.  
  1013. Is there seriously no other way to pay for this than with PayPal?
  1014.  
  1015. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)19:10:56 No.38980545
  1016.  
  1017. >>38980451
  1018. >get coin protector
  1019. >go to bar
  1020. >wait for military autists to start slapping their challenge coins
  1021. >make them uncomfortable with 1oz of silver autism
  1022. >get asked to leave
  1023. >whip out a plush of your favorite pony and pet her mane and say she's the best pony
  1024. >get asked firmly to leave
  1025. >begin fucking the plush
  1026. >have the cops called as the bar tries to stop you by force
  1027. >hit them with an autistic screech that sends them to the ground covering their ears
  1028. >continue fucking the plush until the police arrive
  1029. >whip off plush right before climax and shoot their bullets out of the air with your cum shots
  1030. >Princess Celestia shows up and brings you to Equestria as a reward for your valiant display of horsefucking
  1031. thats what the coin is for
  1032.  
  1033. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)19:21:45 No.38980581
  1034. >>38980594
  1035.  
  1036. >>38980422
  1037. >>38980451
  1038. Sneed
  1039.  
  1040. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)19:27:11 No.38980594
  1041. >>38980663
  1042.  
  1043. >>38980581
  1044. High cost memorabilia is probably part of the reason Chuck had to sell the store.
  1045.  
  1046. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)19:56:01 No.38980663
  1047. >>38980689
  1048.  
  1049. >>38980594
  1050. Literally no one is stopping you from making some other form of /mlp/ memorabilia. Personally I like the fact this coin has objective value. Doesn't matter were I go or what normie ass boomer I talk to, they have to acknowledged this degenerate horse coin is valuable. Theres other /mlp/ merch i own thats more valuable to me but this will be universally and probably eternally valuable.
  1051.  
  1052. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)20:05:38 No.38980689
  1053.  
  1054. >>38980663
  1055. The coin price is probably what it cost to make and nothing more. I'm just sad that I'm a poorfag and probably can't justify to myself spending that amount on a coin.
  1056.  
  1057. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)20:24:35 No.38980729
  1058. >>38980751
  1059.  
  1060. >>38980541
  1061. I also wonder why is that.
  1062. Like, where are other payment types like how there was described:
  1063. >>38979529
  1064.  
  1065. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)20:34:37 No.38980751
  1066. >>38980787
  1067.  
  1068. >>38980729
  1069. We're not running a shop, anon. We don't have a payment integrator.
  1070. If lunar is willing to take alternatives, fine by me. But PayPal is the easiest thing for us to make this work
  1071.  
  1072. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)20:49:27 No.38980787
  1073. >>38980921
  1074.  
  1075. >>38980751
  1076. >We're not running a shop, anon.
  1077. I understand and don't ask for integration of 1000 types of payment.
  1078. But i do think that alternative payment type(At least one)is pretty much a plausible task.
  1079.  
  1080. Anonymous 08/22/22(Mon)21:07:06 No.38980836
  1081.  
  1082. >>38978985
  1083. nobody is taking a cut, the organizers have been clear on this.
  1084. this is why we won't have a final price until the mint tells us what that price is
  1085.  
  1086. Lunar Harmony 08/22/22(Mon)21:40:19 No.38980921
  1087.  
  1088. >>38980787
  1089. PayPal alone will be enough of a headache for me. I'm confident in my accountant, but I'm not going to make the process any more complicated than it needs to be.
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  1100. Thanks fags
  1101. /)
  1102. hurry the fuck up faggots (gay). and where are the pinky pie coins?
  1103. I want pony milk
  1104. Truly, to future generations, these coins will bear witness to how the ride never ends
  1105.  
  1106. I'm being completely honest, I fapped and cummed on this page.
  1107. I love black people. That being said I also hate niggers. I wish reddit would understand. I'm not racist, I just have a standard of civility that certain groups of people will never meet. I guarantee the goy boys would change their tune the moment they see a clip of a nigger stomping an innocent puppy or kitten for no reason at all. That corrupt seed exists in these groups and the world would be a better place if they were culled. There are groups of whites that are host to it as well, every race has their own niggers and they all deserve to have their bloodline ended.
  1108. ">$75+shipping
  1109. If you even do another one of these, first you better find a reputable organ merchant for us thirdworlders."
  1110. "desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/38518820/#38519684
  1111. >38519684 was pretty shitposty, as was >38519687, I guess."
  1112. >tfw ywn get to eat cadance's peetzer
  1113. """What the actual fuck is this?! This coin looks horrible!"" Rainbow Dash shouted in disgust at the monstrosity currently looking like it had just crawled out of an endoskeleton's stomach. She was splayed across her bed with her hooves in the air, scowling at the absolutely hideous piece of art hanging from her ceiling as she yelled at it. ""It looks like the worst thing that has ever existed! And why are there three different logos? I thought this was supposed to be all one big logo?""
  1114.  
  1115. ""Well, we tried that,"" Twilight said, glaring up at the offending coin as well. ""But then almost every single of those idiots over on /mlp/ started complaining about how none of them looked right or something.""
  1116. Rarity nodded and joined her friend in glaring up at the disgusting thing. ""They were a bunch of barbarians. It was terrible. I could see why you left..."" she said, trailing off as she noticed her friends didn't seem to share her opinion.
  1117.  
  1118. Applejack shook her head. ""Ah'm gonna have ta agree with Rares on this one Twi."" Fluttershy gave a slight whimper of agreement as well. Pinkie simply decided to hide behind Rainbow. While Rainbow had little problem agreeing with Rarity and Applejack, Pinkie Pie wasn't really anypony for saying anything negative to anypony else. Her idea of a good time involved balloons, candy, and fireworks.
  1119.  
  1120. Twilight flicked the coin at the wall behind her with the force of an angry mother throwing a vase at her daughter for spilling pudding on the carpet. ""Do they even know what they're doing?"" she asked herself. Seeing the blank looks on her friends' faces she turned back to the thing on her ceiling. ""That's no way to present our greatest achievement and accomplishment since Equestria's founding... It needs some serious improvement if we're going to use it to celebrate any sort of event..."" she said a little more quietly.
  1121.  
  1122. ""But can you blame them?"" Discord interrupted. ""The design was made by the internet's number one douchebag collective. Ever since Anon3M3 replaced last summer all they've done is bitching, moaning, and whining about how everything sucks so much. They've never been able to sit down and actually work together without being led by someone far smarter than them. It's not surprising they don't get anywhere near close to finishing something like this."" he continued, floating down and twirling the coin around his clawed hand.
  1123.  
  1124. ""This coin is unlike anything I've ever seen!"" Twilight shouted. ""Does it have a... magnetium core?""
  1125. Applejack scratched her head. ""It looks like it's made of copper and nickel.""
  1126. Rainbow Dash scoffed. ""Nah, I know that much copper and nickel. This coin is way too smooth. It's made of some shiny material. Maybe-"" She shook her hooves mockingly at the glittering coins ""-it's plastic?""
  1127. Pinkie Pie pulled her party canon out from thin air. ""Or maybe it's magic plastic? Or even enchantable plastic? Oooh! Do you think they could invent metallic, chocolate colored plastic? Chocolate colored cardboard?! No? What if chocolate colored cardboard was actually an edible chocolate substance? Like 'chocolate' candy?! They'd call it 'chocoby'? What about 'blobby'? Oh oh! We should put chocolate blobs on these coins!""
  1128.  
  1129. Twilight stared at Pinkie Pie for a moment before continuing, ""I would assume it's magical in nature, or it wouldn't exist. Something as awful as this isn't exactly easy to make out of normal metal and plastic."" she snorted. ""As for your questions regarding the coin's composition, I believe only anon himself would know. Why don't we ask him?"". Twilight stood up on a stage and shouted at the top her lungs, ""HEY ANON! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!""
  1130.  
  1131. Anon simply shrugged, and responded ""Eh. I dunno. Just some trash project, I guess."" He took a deep breath. ""Gentlemen, it is my honor and privilege to inform you that Princess Celestia and Luna have approved of our coin commemorating our wonderful board's tenth year as a shining beacon of sophistication."" He swept a scroll out from underneath his trilby and shoved it towards the audience. ""Finally! Some hard working people have made a productive contribution to society!"". Everyone waited for a moment before Rarity ran up onto the stage, snatched the paper away from Anon, and read the letter aloud.
  1132.  
  1133. ""'Dear Anonymous. For your statement on your ridiculous troll coin and most inferior attempt to improve the image of the MLP bronies who appear to complain to every designer of our beautiful land that no matter how hard you try there will always be horrendous ass-marks who act like no one gets your true attempts to please us, perhaps you should do something useful and stop squandering your talents and powers into making people create abominations of space, paint the moon a bloody red color, portray cannibalistic angels holding machine guns, spraypaint Jesus Christ's nose blue, build a four wheel drive shopping mall on top of everyone's fucking grandma's house, create campers that float above the ground, scatter clip art everywhere including on real wildlife, lie about vegetables being alive during Winter Wrap Up, track green raccoon figures, shit on geese, hammer a live goose, steal money from the poorest for charity, flood a mud hole just because your penis was bigger than theirs and your shoes couldn't fit anymore, insult bad movies and spend days talking about which ones suck the least.""
  1134.  
  1135. The crowd ooohed loudly at the surprisingly good sounding response from their matriarch. However, after another moment of silence, anon decided to speak up. He walked down from the stage and asked a single question.
  1136.  
  1137. ""Where can I buy this thing?""
  1138.  
  1139.  
  1140. Generated by GPT-PNY :)"
  1141. Trixie is best pony
  1142. wtf do you even do with silver? can’t even buy my mare on mare futa cockvore with this stupid shit
  1143. " In Ancient Greek philosophy, The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment that asks whether an object that has had all of its original components replaced remains the same object. It has applications to the philosophical study of identity, and has inspired a variety of proposed solutions in contemporary philosophy of mind.
  1144.  
  1145. The ""Ship of Theseus"" was first introduced in Greek legend as reported by the historian, biographer, and essayist Plutarch: ""The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned from Crete had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their places, insomuch that this ship became a standing example among the philosophers, for the logical question of things that grow; one side holding that the ship remained the same, and the other contending that it was not the same.""
  1146.  
  1147. Plutarch thus questions whether the ship would remain the same if it were entirely replaced, piece by piece. Centuries later, the philosopher Thomas Hobbes introduced a further puzzle, wondering what would happen if the original planks were gathered up after they were replaced, and then used to build a second ship.
  1148.  
  1149. Fun fact: Every single cell in your body gets replaced over the course of roughly every three years. Are you the same person that existed four years ago, or are you just a perfect copy?"
  1150. S N E E D
  1151. I'll be honest, I've only watched the first three seasons. I just haven't got around to finishing yet, I'm a busy guy. But I do enjoy some good silver.
  1152. I Lurked For 10 Years and All I Got Was This Lousy Coin
  1153. fuck ya mudda
  1154. Gas the Ziggers, Race war now
  1155. Twilight Sparkle dyes her tail. Canon. S2E23.
  1156. Ouuuhh coiny I love coiny 😭
  1157. What the fuck is PayPal? Hey, is it alright if I can drive to where you live so I can pick up my coin myself? What time does your mom leave for work?
  1158. Keep on truckin', /mlp/. May we last another ten years or even more.
  1159. Ten years of cumming inside Rainbow Dash and many more to cum.
  1160. MARECOIN TO THE MOON
  1161. mares
  1162. MARES AMRES RMAES MRAES ARMES RAMES RAEMS AREMS ERAMS REAMS AERMS EARMS EMRAS MERAS REMAS ERMAS MREAS RMEAS AMERS MAERS EAMRS AEMRS MEARS EMARS SMARE MSARE ASMRE SAMRE MASRE AMSRE AMRSE MARSE RAMSE ARMSE MRASE RMASE RSAME SRAME ARSME RASME SARME ASRME MSRAE SMRAE RMSAE MRSAE SRMAE RSMAE ESMAR SEMAR MESAR EMSAR SMEAR MSEAR MSAER SMAER AMSER MASER SAMER ASMER AEMSR EAMSR MAESR AMESR EMASR MEASR SEAMR ESAMR ASEMR SAEMR EASMR AESMR RESMA ERSMA SREMA RSEMA ESRMA SERMA SEMRA ESMRA MSERA SMERA EMSRA MESRA MRSEA RMSEA SMREA MSREA RSMEA SRMEA ERMSA REMSA MERSA EMRSA RMESA MRESA ARESM RAESM EARSM AERSM REASM ERASM ERSAM RESAM SERAM ESRAM RSEAM SREAM SAERM ASERM ESARM SEARM AESRM EASRM RASEM ARSEM SRAEM RSAEM ASREM SAREM
  1163. I’m from /pmg/ so admittedly I do not watch MLP, although decorations seem fun regardless. I wouldn’t be adverse to having them inside if possible, as I cannot really have them outside. Also thanks for running this!
  1164. "For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
  1165.  
  1166. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, ""Wow, three for free!"" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, ""I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"".
  1167.  
  1168. Now the staff greets me with ""hey it's 3-for-free!"" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
  1169.  
  1170. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant."
  1171. Loafanon wuz here. :3
  1172. I miss Gilbert
  1173. As the saying goes, 'MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEIR KIND SPIRITS I LOVE THEIR SNOWPITYS I LOVE THEIR SCRITCHABLE EARS MARES MARES MARES MARES'
  1174. peepeepoopoo
  1175. It sounds gay but I really do love you fags. You're doing Celestia's work, thank you for your service, you glorious faggots.
  1176. sorry for being poor
  1177. gas all brapfags
  1178. Thank for the raffle, I only hope import duties do not fuck me up if I win a coin.
  1179. I didn't get an email about this because your form sucks fuck you
  1180.  
  1181. I LOVE MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  1182. Sometimes, i dream about...mares.
  1183. AEIOU /)
  1184. No u.
  1185.  
  1186. Sneed
  1187. no pity like snowpity
  1188. "How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a filly's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute horsey mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
  1189. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her floofy chest, her tiny hooves scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her hoovetips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal marehood, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
  1190. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her horsey neighs and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet lips warm and moist on your face and her floofy chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
  1191. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her tummy, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her fur and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered marehood for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her hooves dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head."
  1192. Become pone become ungovernable
  1193. Commemorative Jar When ?
  1194. "Hay honey have you seen the dog bowl?
  1195.  
  1196. I didn't know he did!"
  1197.  
  1198. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  1199. I'm not a brony, I swear. I just want the silver because I think it's funny.
  1200. I got nothing fam
  1201. You should have put Sunset Shimmer on the coin.
  1202. Buck ziggers; applehoers best pone
  1203. What am I getting myself into?
  1204. CELESTIA made mares perfect. That is why they are not furries or anthros or have human genitalia. Any artist that draws them as such is evil.
  1205. puzzle: e764b41922413cb367c272395b8f17583a2c5ce0b50a2c79255947106960ebe84e26b0dca867a1e35313a2220ef376d10234a7fe6f3c0b6763618d6fb793a758
  1206. gib goin DDDD:
  1207. "I have not slept in four days. All that I can think about is MARES. They consume my mind, my spirit, and my moral fiber. I lie in bed at night, watching as MARES prance about in the air all around me. They canter past, flicking their tails in my face and whickering sweet nothings in my ears. I toss and turn in futility but sleep never comes; there are only MARES. When morning breaks I rise from the pointless trappings of my mattress and fill my time with repetitive forgetful motions. Throughout it all the MARES are a constant presence, cradling my fragile sanity in their delicate hooves. My tiredness increases in a neverending tide of exhaustion, but there can be no reprieve. MARES see me through each day but leave me in a permanent state of wakefulness. Eventually, inevitably, the moon rises and the cycle begins anew.
  1208. I have not slept in five days, and the MARES surround me again under the blanketing stillness of night. Their shiny coats rub against me, with fur soft enough to calm a raging hurricane. Their boopable snoots lead adorable eyes which look to me in loving stares. Their ample plots shake about in a salacious temptation no mortal could hope or even desire to fight. Please, give me MARES. I love MARES so much."
  1209. I'm gonna give this to my daughter on my deathbed and give no context
  1210. If I get this one, I can give one to my daughter AND my grandkid on my deathbed with no context
  1211. Can't think brain full of mare
  1212. Just when I thought I was out of this pony faggotry, you mother fuckers pull me back in!
  1213. Being charged with tax evasion is like the school bully giving you detention for not handing over your lunch money.
  1214. Sage
  1215. "Please post mares. All mares are allowed: spare mares, care mares, pair mares, rare mares, fair mares, share mares, bare mares, stare mares, and even scare mares."
  1216. Colgate is best pony I will die on this hill BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE AAAAAAAAAH
  1217. I only want to pay for all future goods in mare coin but alas I have only so much fiat to convert
  1218. Mares
  1219.  
  1220. M A R E S
  1221.  
  1222.  
  1223. Decided I need two, one for my asscrack and another for my foreskinnnn
  1224. "LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! See the skull, the part of bone removed, the ""master-race"" Frankenstein radio controls, the Brain-thoughts Broadcasting Radio, the Eyesight Television, the Frankenstein Earphone Radio, the Threshold Brainwash Radio, the latest new skull reforming to contain ALL Frankenstein Controls, even in THIN skulls of WHITE PEDIGREE MALES! Visible Frankenstein controls! The synthetic nerve-radio directional antennae loop! Make copies for yourself! There is NO ESCAPE from this worst gangster police state, using ALL of the deadly gangster Frankenstein controls!
  1225.  
  1226. In 1965, CIA gangster police BEAT ME BLOODY, dragged me IN CHAINS from Kennedy New York Airport! Since then I HIDE in forced jobless poverty, isolated alone in this low deadly niggertown old house. The brazen, deadly Gangster Police and niggerpuppet underlings spray me with POISON NERVE GAS from automobile exhausts and even lawnmowers! DEADLY ASSAULTS, even in my yard with knives, even bricks and stones, even DEADLY TOUCH TABIN or ELECTRIC SHOCK FLASHLIGHTS; even remote electronically controlled around-corners-projection of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS or even bloody-murder ""accidents"" to shut me up forever with a Sneak Undetectable Extermination! Even with trained parroting puppet assassins in MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON for writing these unforgivable TRUTHS!!
  1227.  
  1228. Until my undetectable extermination, I, Francis E. Dec, esq., 29 Maple Avenue, Hampstead, New York, I STAND ALONE against your mad, deadly, worldwide conspiratorial Gangster Computer God Communism with wall-to-wall deadly Gangster protection, life-long sworn conspirators, Murder Incorporated, organized crime, the police and judges, the Deadly Sneak Parroting Puppet Gangsters using all the Gangster deadly Frankenstein controls! These hangmanrope sneak deadly gangsters, the judges and the police, trick, trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and MURDER the people to keep them TERRORIZED in Gangster Frankenstein earphone radio slavery for the Communist Gangster Government and con-artist Parroting Puppet Gangster-playboy scum-on-top! The secret work of all police, in order to maintain a Communist ""closed society""! The same worldwide mad deadly Communist gangster computer god that controls YOU as a terrorized Gangster Frankenstein Earphone Radio slave! Parroting Puppet, you are a terrorized member of the ""MASTER RACE"" worldwide 4 BILLION eye-sight television camera guinea pig Communist Gangster Computer God MASTER RACE! You're LIVING, THINKING mad, deadly worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God SECRET OVERALL PLAN: WORLDWIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to explore and control the ENTIRE UNIVERSE with the endless ""STAIRWAY TO THE STARS"" - namely the manmade inside-out planets with nucleonic powered speeds MUCH faster than the speed of light! Look up and see the Gangster Computer God concocted NEW FAKE STARRY SKY! The worldwide completely controlled deadly degenerative climate and atmosphere through the new world round Translucent Exotic Gaseous Envelope which the worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God MANIPULATES through countless exactly positioned satellites; THE NEW FAKE PHONY ""STARS"" IN THE SYNTHETIC ""SKY""!!
  1229.  
  1230. For AGES before Frankenstein Controls apeoidic niggers interbreedable with APES had no alphabet, not even NUMERALS! Slavery conspiracy over 300 years ago ideally tiny-brained apeoidic nigger Gangster government Eyesight TV Gangster spy cameras, Computer God New World Order DEGENERATION! When ""gifted"" with all Gangster Frankenstein controls, nigger deadly Gangster Parroting Puppet or niggertrained PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE-FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES!! Degenerative disease to ETERNAL Frankenstein slavery!! Overall plan through ""ONE WORLD COMMUNISM"" (Top Secret codeword!!!) meaning ""worldwide absolutely helpless-and-hopeless simple-languaged mongrel-mulatto- apeoidic NIGGERS""!!
  1231.  
  1232. Worldwide, systematic instant plastic surgery BUTCHERY MURDER, fake ageing so ALL people are dead or useless by age 70! Done at night to YOU as a Frankenstein slave! Parroting puppet Gangster slave, now even you know I am a MENACE to your worldwide, mad, deadly Communist Gangster Computer God! Therefore, I must go to extermination. Before I am exterminated by this gangster, Computer God concocted and controlled worst mongrel organized crime murder incorporated Gangster Communist government, I hand YOU the secrets to save the entire human race, and the entire UNIVERSE!
  1233.  
  1234. Donate money, or even a manual typewriter to me, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE!!"
  1235. do not leak the mares
  1236.  
  1237. as a bizraeli its good to see more silver coins.
  1238. I sniff pony brap's lol
  1239. This fo my homie lauren shes a fag
  1240.  
  1241. imagine a bunch of low effort PRONZ memes from a decade ago in this space
  1242.  
  1243. Equestrian economics 302 : Considering that 1 bit is 1 hour worth of mare bits and 1 MARECOIN is 1 hour worth of the whole Mare, what should be the adjusted exchange rate of 1 silver coin to save the crown treasury when accounting the anon induced inflation of 20XX when the worth of the average mare exploded in light of newly arrived anon's proclivities. Now it took anon 14 seconds per mare(normal for a stallion his age), with Ponyville's respectable population of 20,000, with 5 hours spent before the royal guard stopped his rampage. Show and plot your workings out.
  1244. smorpus gorpus
  1245. BUY THE SILVER DIP NOW BUY HIGH SELL DIRT CHEAP
  1246. "Lmao can u imagine if I came out of nowhere with cowtipping 2?
  1247.  
  1248. >Be me
  1249. >Be horsefag
  1250. >be writing other things
  1251. >the greentext ways are still strong
  1252. >buy a physical form of horse autism
  1253. >it glows in the night and calls me a faggot
  1254. >cant suck my dick tho
  1255. >instead night horse keeps slamming her silver token into my crotch
  1256. >0/10 luna needs to up her game"
  1257. /)^o^(\
  1258. Moon
  1259. This better beat the Chris-Chan coin!
  1260. /)*(\
  1261. The brotherman b i l l with the bill chill, brotherman bill duhnananananah brotherman bill, brotherman bill, brotherman bill duhnananananah
  1262. Let us know if the price per coin goes down. I would more than likely purchase more coins/put us over a threshold if close enough.
  1263.  
  1264. godspeed you
  1265. I demand a theme anthem from Men I Trust because in mares we thrust.
  1266. Can't believe a bunch of faggot horsefuckers put together such a well done coin.
  1267. I want to cum inside Fluttershy. I suppose that, while I'm on the topic; have you ever considered what her ass might smell like? Like, both ambiently surrounding her ass curves as well as at the ponut itself. Keep in mind, this isn't a brap thing. I can't tell you how many times I've heard shit like that, that just because I'm interested in the usual scent of her ass and the things that often lie in close proximity around it that it somehow makes me into braps. It's total bullshit and I don't think it's fair. Everyone gets to be into dicks, and no one accuses them of being pissfags. To that end, cum literally comes out of the same hole as the piss, so really everyone who's ever sucked a dick or wanted to see dick sucking in one way or another is a pissfag. At least, moreso a pissfag than I'd ever be possibly considered a brapfag. And to that end, what's wrong with a stray little toot escaping out right? Especially from Fluttershy. Like, everyone likes to be unoriginal and claim that she'd make eardrum-rupturing nuclear braps because shes quiet but I disagree. I'm personally of the opinion that they'd sneak out like little peeps, and sometimes it'd be hard to differentiate her usual latent squeaks and noises from her outright farts. She'd be bashful about it too. Evertime. She'd try to conceal them somehow, but it'd never really work. Everyone would know. I'd know. I wouldn't judge her for it, of course. It's perfectly normal. And she could from time to time let out some really jaw-dropping ones too. The kind that just ruin a room. It'd be rare though, and that's when she'd be horrified-- horrified that she could even produce such noises. She'd lock herself away in her cottage, but I'd be there for her, you know? Just a shoulder to lean on, when she can't quite trust leaning on her ass. From there, I'd be in. It'd be so fucking awesome.
  1268. I hereby, would like to wish (you) the nicest of days. May thy body feel the warmth of our glorious sun, and the subtle flagrance of old books rejoice your nose. Sincerely yours, Anon Y.Mouse. Praise the sun, love the pones.
  1269. i hope i am not suffering memory loss and filled this thing twice by mistake
  1270. STARLIGHT SUCKS, SUNSET SHIMMER FOREVER
  1271. MARES live rent free in my head. Do MARES live rent free in your head too?
  1272. I buy fiverr spells to summon Starlight Glimmer. WOW.
  1273. In Mares we Trust
  1274. Did you know that celestia and luna kiss each other on the lips?
  1275. You're not worth my finest.
  1276. Never shall my path sway, filled with undying love, not even death shall part us, to MARES i pledge myself now and forever til the end of all time has cometh!
  1277. More ponies, I really want this to last as long as it can
  1278. ">2022
  1279. >not storing your Marecoins in your Lyra plush wallet
  1280. ISHYGDDT"
  1281. JUS' SHUDUP & TAK MA MUNNEYS
  1282. Golly...
  1283. Did you know, that in terms of Pokemon-Human breeding that the silver coin is factually the most breedable?
  1284. Put all pony stickers/decorations/drawings inside the box please!
  1285. Snowpity still sounds like an offensive term
  1286. "PONKA PIA
  1287. PONKA PIE
  1288. PONKA PII
  1289. PONKA PIO
  1290. PONKA PIU
  1291. PONKE PIA
  1292. PONKE PIE
  1293. PONKE PII
  1294. PONKE PIO
  1295. PONKE PIU
  1296. PONKI PIA
  1297. PONKI PIE
  1298. PONKI PII
  1299. PONKI PIO
  1300. PONKI PIU
  1301. PONKO PIA
  1302. PONKO PIE
  1303. PONKO PII
  1304. PONKO PIO
  1305. PONKO PIU
  1306. PONKU PIA
  1307. PONKU PIE
  1308. PONKU PII
  1309. PONKU PIO
  1310. PONKU PIU"
  1311. "Look at what you people have done. Making coins celebrating the autism associated with ten plus years of following a horse cartoon meant to sell girls toys.
  1312.  
  1313. Keep going because you're doing a great job, autists."
  1314. Anthropology 人类学 Applejack's parents 苹苹的父母 Daybreaker journal entry 破解者日记条目 Teleportation is death 瞬移就是死亡 Celestia's statue garden 塞莱斯蒂亚的雕像花园 Seventh element of harmony 和谐的第七个要素 Pony mirror reproduction 小马镜的复制品Cancelled anime adaptation 被取消的改编动画片 Many firmaments 众多苍穹 Characters are based on dead children 角色是以死去的孩子为基础的 Hasbro A.I. research 孩之宝人工智能研究 Fictional Earth 虚构的地球 Fake leaks 虚假的泄密事件 Friendship occultism 友好的神秘主义 Clone replacement 克隆替换 Pony Life lead poisonings 小马人寿铅中毒事件 The genocide tree 灭绝种族罪之树
  1315. Littlepip Orgasming
  1316. mares before hoes
  1317. the central banks fear the horsefucker
  1318. benis :DDDDDD
  1319. Clever work avoiding the "How many stars go on the shield" problem by covering it up. Guess we'll have to win so many stars you can't hide them ^:)
  1320. The new lunar republic was a good idea
  1321.  
  1322. I am not creative
  1323. I'm so lonely :(
  1324. (You)
  1325. Maud is best pone
  1326.  
  1327. "You jews had better be photographing the pone scribbles you're putting onto the boxes for the sake of posterity and preservation.
  1328. If you aren't then you are not fit to sully the temple with your shame."
  1329. Izzy putting glitter in the water is turning the flying dogs gay
  1330. Are coins for sexual?
  1331. Might order another if I feel cute. Depends on final price. You made something fucking magical. Seriously. I have a few sexy proof coins and this is fucking great. Pisses over some actual countries coins. Pat yourselves on the back anons.
  1332. Mares.
  1333. mares
  1334. Fuck you, give me my silver . . . Love you fags
  1335.  
  1336. Pone Forever my Brothers
  1337.  
  1338. luna best pone
  1339. poni should poniponi
  1340. I have a need... A need for sneed
  1341. MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES MARES
  1342. "Y'all afraid of lawyers? You should be?
  1343.  
  1344. We been contacting you through twitter, forums, and reddit for days.
  1345.  
  1346. Now its the last straw. Group of has gotten together. You know what this is about. What you did is wrong and false. Real world trading? No Evidence? No appeal? No response? BULL SHIT. Return our accounts. Or lawsuits incoming. It's won't be an end to ponescape. It will be an end to Jagex. Give the fucking accounts back or show proof. Last warning.
  1347.  
  1348.  
  1349. Signed,
  1350.  
  1351. 2FAST4U
  1352.  
  1353. S P I K E R
  1354.  
  1355. ANONEEEMOOSE
  1356.  
  1357. SUPREMO MAGIC PONE
  1358.  
  1359. CELLERY
  1360.  
  1361. (MANY MORE COMING)"
  1362. Horsecock
  1363. pickle pee come out haha cherry spice
  1364. nigger
  1365. I'm a 31 year old man who feels actual feelings about cartoon mares despite having a job, wife, and other normie successes. I'm going to be buried with these coins. My life is a cosmically comedic shitpost and I love every minute of it.
  1366.  
  1367. I want to get off mr.bones wild ride
  1368. The FUCK do you expect me to put here you monkey! I've given you my shuckles now gimme me GOODS!!!!!
  1369. Dickbutt
  1370. Trixie is the best pony.
  1371. yeah lemme get a uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh horsefuckercoin
  1372. (You)r waifu is a very good pony, one of the best, dont forget it.
  1373. h
  1374.  
  1375. Make sure that I didn't accidentally place two orders please. Can't remember if I already have or not but didn't see anything in my email so I've done this one.
  1376. 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
  1377. *"smart MDE fans opinions are next level Saying some of you here Just in general with ur organic based jokes, and your genius authentic skit writer type mindset"*
  1378. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
  1379. "Not to get political but...
  1380.  
  1381.  
  1382. appuls"
  1383. Fuck! I already shitposted in the other space
  1384. "Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares Mares. Stallions? /)
  1385. "
  1386. ziggers tongue my anus (it feels nice, ziggers are nice)
  1387. I can't shitpost for shit
  1388. Nigger
  1389. I don't even like ponies
  1390. 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  1391. Mares mares mares MARES mares? mares mares mares.
  1392. Mares mares mares
  1393. THis had better be good !!!!1!!
  1394. I will dick down the Kirin, and you cannot stop me.
  1395. Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
  1396. the canterlot invasion was an inside job and queen chrysalis did nothing wrong
  1397. Listen you fucking no-good silver merchants, I'm trying to maintain like 6 different identities on the internet so I haven't got time for your shitposting games, you fucking hear me? I cannot give what I do not have and hell will rain upon any self-proclaimed princess that demands I bequeath manure-stained tapestries of the highest quality as a gift. I didn't elect you. I wasn't born into your realm. Maybe if you were a good monarch like Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker or Queen Chrysalis then I might show you some love. But you aren't. You won't. You can't. And you never will be my liege. You are mockery of true beauty, the beauty of an evil mare with sharp teeth, wings, and a horn, overflowing with such ambition that it might spill out into me and give me a purpose in life beyond mere survival and delusional hope that I might one day find a mare to confess to. We're done here, barbies.
  1398. /trash/ has had the only good pony thread in years.
  1399. I can't wait to get the shiniest snowpitty
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  1401. 这个招牌是一个微妙的玩笑。这家店叫 "Sneed's Feed & Seed",其中 "feed"和 "seed"都以"-eed"结尾,因此与店主的名字Sneed押韵。牌子上写着这家店是 "以前是查克的",意味着 "F"和 "S"开头的两个字会以"-uck"结尾,与 "查克"押韵。所以,当Chuck拥有这家店时,它应该叫 "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"。
  1402. IWTCIRD
  1403. "Yes, I reply to forms that were made irrelevant already, how did you know?
  1404. Also pls subscribe me to the clop mailing list, I missed out last time"
  1405.  
  1406. Either I didn't already do this and will have two coins or I did and forgot and will have 4 coins. Such is life.
  1407.  
  1408.  
  1409. shitposting machine broke, have a nice day
  1410. We should make another coin next year. Also Wolvan those "Wright X 25 times" verification questions were too long XD but very fun!
  1411. peepeepoopoo
  1412. Buy high, sell low
  1413. Golly did nothing wrong
  1414. Thanks for doing this
  1415. blow your brains out I hope you steal everyone's money faggot
  1416. Wut
  1417. "Is distributing silver the ultimate cuckoldry?
  1418.  
  1419. I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than mailing out a coin. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are designing, minting, and mailing a coin for at least 8 months solely so it can go and get fingered by another anon. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little coin - arguing about the design, talking with /biz/ crossboarders, stacking that beautiful silver. All of it has one simple result: the coin is more enjoyable for the anons that will eventually finger its every surface.
  1420.  
  1421. Minted the perfect coin? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random anon who had nothing to do with the mailing and organizing, who stacks it. He gets to rub its shiny face every night. He gets the benefits of its kind and sweet engravings that came from the way you designed it.
  1422.  
  1423. As an anon who mails out silver, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 8 months of your life simply to design a coin for another anon to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically."
  1424. I like ponies
  1425. What?
  1426. This coin and other meme coins we be passed to my next of kin
  1427. I don't base my personality on some kids pony show, but I do base it on consooming pretty silver coins and I don't know which is more pathetic.
  1428. "To the tune of Imagine Dragons: Radioactive
  1429.  
  1430. IM YIIKING UP
  1431. TO YIIK AND YUUK
  1432. I YIIK MY LAST AND I SNEED WITH CHUCK
  1433. IM YIKKING OUT, THE FEED AND SEED
  1434.  
  1435. IM YIIKING IN
  1436. YIIKING UP
  1437. THEN YIIKING OUT ON THE YIIK, OKAY?
  1438. THIS IS IT, THE OL' Y2K
  1439. OHAOH
  1440.  
  1441. IM YIIKING OUT
  1442. I FEED IT IN MY SNEED
  1443. ENOUGH TO MAKE MY MORB COMPETE
  1444. MIGHTY MORBIN MEME TIME, MORBIN MEME TIME
  1445. MIGHTY MORBIN MEME TIME, MORBIN MEME TIME
  1446.  
  1447. WHOA OH OH OH
  1448. WHOA OH OH IM
  1449. CUCKED, HAVE MY THANKS, DOC
  1450. CUCKED, HAVE MY THANKS, DOC
  1451. WHOA OH OH OH
  1452. WHOA OH OH IM
  1453. CUCKED, HAVE MY THANKS, DOC
  1454. CUCKED, HAVE MY THANKS, DOC"
  1455. Jpeg isn't a bad file format by any means in actuality it is incredibly good, however it is highly specialized. How a jpeg works, essentially, is that because the human eye is more delicate to changes in brightness/darkness rather than color, jpegs keep the mask of brightness/darkness at full size, while compressing the colors that get overlayed on it when the image is shown. this incredibly reduces file size, however it also reduces the quality of the image in certain ways, that for large, detailed images like photographs isn't important however for things like logos, that typically are more simple and have very few colors, it can create lots of weird artifacting and issues. this is where .png comes in. it is a lossless image format which means that nothing is compressed and it is simply the image. the upside is you don't get artifacts, but the downside is the file sizes are typically much larger for the same image, which may not matter as much at an individual basis but for things like mass image hosting does
  1456. Thank you for organizing all of this.
  1457. I LOVE MARES
  1458. MARES MARES MARES
  1459.  
  1460. >no hooves
  1461. This is some bomb ass coins anon
  1462. ᓚᘏᗢ
  1463. Give me all the shit posts with my box, inside the box and out, all the autism and spaghetti that you can possibly mail in the us postal service, something completely over the top.
  1464. This question glows in the dark, (((Celestia))) did Nightmare Night
  1465. Spike is best pony.
  1466. Never thought I'd get into shitcoin.
  1467. No way fag
  1468. glimmer is FINE
  1469. The only space this should be is in your blood vessels.
  1470. I got nothin but mares.
  1471. no u fgt
  1472. Soapone demands only the finest of bits to trade soap with. Soapone is ordering three to insure the quality of future bits at least match what will soon be the future currency of trade for mare. Not the crappy worthless digital-only marebits shit that's floating around, but rather something tangable for mare. Snowpity is founded in reality, so should the currency to obtain them with.
  1473.  
  1474.  
  1475. Of watermelons, we expect groundbreaking muslims. Einstein proclaimed "Dark Nigger Matter", affected by expected welfare of 11-dimensional moneylenders. Simu-lations, Michi Cuckhold, qualia simulations. The manifolds speak neutron diffracting. Stinky nerrrrds calculate buttholes' circumferences. Ayy Burl expands entropy. Muh dick. Scalar Kangz interactions between chicken, thus —,12. Quod erat dindu Since the boner ratio 1:300, Mem,hive engineers IUTeich discovered Cat trivial is vacuum q and F, also cock waves, unfortunately dark. Therefore n-dimensional Barnett yields numerous Trump shaped buttplugs, if and only if Banach space henceforth. Sub-atomic introspection reveals that anime is shit gauge Weebshit radiation. "Gedanken-experiment" god emperor Trump will lead us to a new dawn. Duality teleportation sand niggers, absolutely incredible dissipation holographic principle. Therefore findings very promising, for that encompassment non-inclusively magnetic domains, which no homo okashite. Gravity suggestsEinstein-Boson-Quantum- Gravity constant. Hyper-kahler fights science, therefore niggers. Nigger are cocks. 9/11 was an nigger stinkeml duality. Dyatlov Pass Hyper-spin motherfuckers desu. Post-anabelian froeboid geomet-ries. Grichka knows all and Igor postulated ansatz traps are gay
  1476. MARESMARESMARESMARES
  1477. And WALLAH!
  1478. :(
  1479. "lurk moar DESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU ですDESU です
  1480.  
  1481. See you at the Gay Bath House"
  1482. Stopped watching the show and visiting /mlp/ back when season 3 ended. I just got back into it a few days ago, and I couldn't help from letting nostalgia guide my wallet here. Since the end of season 3, I've acquired multiple college degrees, traveled the world, and gained a large amount of muscle. Despite all that growing up, my autism never waned, and it turns out that it was only a matter of time before I would come crawling back. I feel so incredibly fucking autistic, jamming to Winter Wrap-Up on my way to teaching undergraduates at the local college, letting these pastel punks take hold of my mind just as they did so long ago. But, the ride never ends. I'm stuck with you fucks forever, even without the show or the board. God damn us, every one.
  1483. uhhh shit I didn't study for this part AAAAAAAAAAA
  1484. Why can't you have a hand that's twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
  1485. MARES!
  1486. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  1487. >Watching past season 3
  1488.  
  1489. Fluttershy is best pony.
  1490. Trixie is best pony 11 years running, and nobody can change my mind
  1491. nodoxpls
  1492. Starlight Glimmer did nothing wrong
  1493.  
  1494. Desu
  1495. What does a pony need when their noses are stuffed? Neigh-sal spray!
  1496.  
  1497. Silver Shill's Glow Bank, Ghostler sends his Regards. Gimme Shekels.
  1498. no
  1499. Horse
  1500. "The princess knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The magical positional subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the princess from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
  1501. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the princess is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the EoH. However, the princess must also know where it was.
  1502. The princess guidance cranial scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the princess has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called lmao ur on the fuckin' moon cunt. "
  1503. I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
  1504. baste
  1505. I like the result but Anonfilly with the top hat was GOAT and we all know it. Happy filly is a happy life.
  1506. Trust the Plan. NESARA/GESARA imminent. Debts, mortgages, loans being forgiven worldwide. Russia backed their currency with gold. Brazil, Russia, India, Iran, China and South Africa all creating B.R.I.I.C.S. Stock Silver/ Gold. SEC losing lawsuit with Ripple. Buy XRP. Etherium and Bitcoin are banker coins engaged in insider trading and doomed to die when this is cracked open. They're also only capable of a fraction of a percentage of what XRP is. Heed my warnings Anons. Buy XRP through Uphold app (as it's impossible to buy from a States based app during the lawsuit with the SEC - a lawsuit which will determine crypto regulations like Asset vs Security). Regulations and prices being set year before lawsuit is over, meaning a price is already understood. No crypto SEC compliant. But XRP ledger is, and it'll be the main highway for all other cryptos. Holders could have the power to become their own banks. If at all possible, 50 smackaroos. One dinner out's worth of dosh, on this - anything beyond that is up to you and your research. Let's make it so the next era of rich elites has a few dozen autistic horsefuckers to deal with. Silver is fine and all, I've stocked quite a bit. But XRP is how you get generational wealth. Join me.
  1507. I think I'm a retard; I'm like 90% sure I placed an order for 15 coins earlier, using all the same info, but I cannot for the life of me find the usual google email that tell me what I put. Point is that I want 25 coins total, apologies for my retardation.
  1508.  
  1509.  
  1510. IN MARES WE TRUST
  1511. I don't owe you nothing
  1512. Discord is best pony
  1513. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a pegasus should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The pegasus, of course, flies anyway, because pegasi don't care what humans think is impossible.
  1514. 🐎
  1515. "what am i doing here
  1516. why are we doing this
  1517. its a useless trinket we are blowing cash on
  1518. have we really become this materialistic?"
  1519. "From reading the threads I feel like part of the consensus is that coin should have been 20% cooler. But there will be a 20th anniversary too that will need coin. So...
  1520.  
  1521. Sorry for old joke, but someone had to make it.
  1522. >I regret nothing
  1523.  
  1524. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡶⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1525. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣞⠀⢳⠀⢀⣀⣀⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1526. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠋⠙⢻⣿⣿⣯⣉⠀⠉⠉⠛⠷⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1527. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⢦⡀⠀⣿⡟⢮⣝⠻⣦⡆⠀⠀⣤⡙⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1528. ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠀⠉⠙⣿⡇⠀⠙⢷⣌⠻⣆⠀⠘⣷⣄⢹⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1529. ⠀⠀⢰⠋⠀⠉⠳⣄⣠⣴⣾⣯⣍⡙⠛⠻⢿⣷⡶⣤⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⣆⠹⣧⠀⢻⣿⡄⠚⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1530. ⠀⠀⡼⠀⡀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⠈⢻⣏⠉⠳⣤⡀⠈⠻⢦⡉⠋⣦⠀⠀⠀⢹⣇⢻⡆⢸⡇⢿⡄⠀⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1531. ⠀⠀⡇⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀⢻⣆⠀⠈⢷⡄⠀⠀⢻⣄⠘⣧⡀⠀⣀⣿⣾⣷⣼⣧⣼⣷⣶⣿⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1532. ⠀⠀⣷⠀⠸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⡄⢻⡆⠀⠈⣷⠀⠀⠀⣻⣤⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠉⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1533. ⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⢳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠈⣿⠀⠀⣹⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1534. ⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⠀⠓⢄⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⠁⣹⣷⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⠦⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1535. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⣸⡟⣠⠈⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1536. ⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣼⣿⠞⠁⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1537. ⣴⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⡉⠁⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⢙⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⣿⠹⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1538. ⢹⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⢸⡟⣧⠀⠀⠀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣴⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⣰⠟⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣧⠀⠀⠀
  1539. ⠀⠻⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⣧⠹⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠴⠒⢒⣶⠏⠀⠀⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢷⡀⠀
  1540. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡀⠹⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⡶⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⡄
  1541. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⣴⠊⠿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠠⡤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠴⠖⢲⡟⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⠷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿
  1542. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣏⣿⠀⢰⡈⠉⠛⠛⠛⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠴⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠂⠀⠀⣠⡾⠃
  1543. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡷⣿⡆⠈⢿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠈⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⡀⢀⡠⠴⠚⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⠞⠉⠀⠀
  1544. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣧⠹⣇⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣷⣾⣽⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠞⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1545. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣧⠙⣦⡀⠀⠈⠛⢷⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣦⣀⣀⣠⡤⠴⠚⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1546. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣞⢷⡈⢷⡀⠀⠈⠀⠈⠙⠛⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1547. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⡜⢳⡄⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1548. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣟⠹⣦⡈⢷⣄⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1549. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣞⣷⣄⠙⢧⣠⣼⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
  1550. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠐⠒⠒⠚⠛⠓⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀"
  1551. Sweet Celestia do I love mares, I could just kiss their snowpitys all day (Also, add thine finest Celestia related decorations, thanks)
  1552. Snarkle twiggles best p0ner and brad got cuked
  1553.  
  1554. I hope I don't die due to silver poisoning - Kiwis' Epitaph
  1555. MARES MARES EVERYWHERES DOWN THE STAIRS IN YOUR HAIRS MARES!
  1556. Snowpity, MARE MARE MARE MARE COIN
  1557. Mres
  1558. ayyyyy lmao
  1559. Shut up and take my money for marecoins you horsefuckers!
  1560. Thread theme: Dr. Dre - Housewife
  1561.  
  1562. i don't get another shipment until next week
  1563. luv my wife Rainbow Dash
  1564. Hurr Durr
  1565. Ziggers tongue my donuts holes
  1566. I’ve been prescribed a daily dosage of mare pussy in order to make the voices stop
  1567. Mare secks
  1568. Oh come on, is this really necessary? You know full well that you are dealing with lurking autists like me, who will generate a pasta trail all the way to Equestria at the slightest notion of having to freeform write something themselves.
  1569. I'll use this coin as a subway token, for truly the ride never ends.
  1570. a
  1571. Behead those who insult Dashie, inshallaballah!
  1572. if i hot glue this do i have to clop to pony porn?
  1573. It's cold, and it's raining. *knock knock* Please, I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash. Also, Twilight is the best pony. I love my wife Twilight Sparkle.
  1574. Oh God I don't know if my other order went through but if it did, Double my shit up fam. That means 4 coins. I need mare silver to shill for mares to the homeless dudes at the nearest underpass.
  1575. PRAISE THE SUN
  1576. I love mares
  1577. don't let any chuckheads touch my silver
  1578. Better late than never ?? )
  1579. God fucking damnit, I am most likely LATE, but hell if I won't try it.
  1580. Zigger tongue my anus
  1581. I love you guys for organizing shit like this, thank you from the bottom of my heart <3

[CYOA] Trapped in Synth

by Wolvan

/mlpmg/ - 10 year anniversary shitposts

by Wolvan