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> Be Anon, town problem solver
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> It's not a real job as such, you don't get paid in money all that much
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> Mostly you just walk around town and lend a hand where needed
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> And then, in a witches of lancre sort of way-
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> You hear a small commotion near the Carrousel Beautique
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> You amble on over to find a clearly stressed Rarity scowling at the rump graffiti jihadists
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> "Sweetie Belle, it does not matter if the book guaranteed the summoning of a handsome, eligible stallion. I will not have blood sacrifice going on in front of the Beautique, that would just be bad business."
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> You get close enough to see the chalk circle drawn in dirt, speckled with some dark liquid
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> Sweetie Belle is also noticable favoring her left forehoof
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> When Rarity sees you, her expression softens slightly
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> "Anon, thank goodness you are here. Would you mind taking care of Sweetie and her friends for a bit? I'm afraid I have far too many gala pieces to prepare to deal with them today."
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> The fillies turn to look at you, faces brightening up immediately
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> "Grampa Anon!"
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> ...
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> You are a young guy, even by the standards of pony life expectancy
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> Which makes it even weirder that every filly and colt in town calls you grampa
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> At least they don't mean anything by it
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"Hey kiddos, and Rarity. I don't mind taking them, but when would you like them back?"
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> Rarity's horn lights up, magic fetching something from her store, and she considers the question
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> "If you could have them back by suppertime, that would be ideal. I should have the bulk of my work done by then."
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> You nod
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"Sounds good. Good luck with your orders, Rarity."
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> Rarity gives you a grateful smile
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> "Thank you, Anonymous. Oh, and before I forget, "
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> A bundle of socks comes floating to you
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> "A little token of my appreciation for all you do here in Ponyville, Darling."
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> You accept the gift and tuck it into the basket on your arm
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> It's already half full of similar little gifts and assorted produce
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> Most days, you don't even have to spend a bit for food and clothes
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> You smile at Rarity
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"Thanks, the last set was starting to wear thin."
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> She smirks a little
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> "Oh, it is no problem at all. It is only proper to take care of our elderly."
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> You roll your eyes as you bend to pick up Sweetie Belle
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"You youngun's these days, no respect. See you later, Rarity."
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> "Good bye, Fa- ahem, Darling."
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> As you stride away, Scootaloo clambers up, wings buzzing as she settles on top of your head
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> Appleboom trots beside you, giving you a pleading look
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> "Grampa, you gonna tell us about the war?"
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> You shift to cradle Sweetie in the crook of your arm
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"Is that what you want too, mini marshmallow?"
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> She nods eagerly
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> "Please, Grampa!"
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> You chuckle
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"Alright, alright. We were freezing our butts off up in the Pale, and the Stormcloaks had holed up in their fort..."
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> Be Anon, carrying yet another pony
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> It's getting to the point of being a daily workout
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> Rainbow squirms under your arm
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> "Come on, I can fly, you don't need to carry me all the way."
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> You shake your head
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"What were you thinking, running across the coals. Was it another stupid dare?"
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> She pouts
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> "...no."
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> You roll her onto her back and cradle her in your arms, looking straight into her eyes
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"Did you boast that you could do it faster than anyone else?"
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> She looks away, cheeks reddening
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> "Yeah."
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> You sigh
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> She glares at you
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> "Dang it Dad, I know it was dumb, but I thought if I went fast enough..."
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> You raise an eyebrow
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"Dad?"
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> She blushes even harder, covering her face with her singed hooves
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> You chuckle
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"That's cute. Come on, we're almost there."
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> She sighs
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> "Finally. And, well, thanks."
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> You smile
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"No problem, Rainbow."
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> You know, when you suggested to the princesses that they should have a day off at least once a week, this isn't what you are expecting
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> Luna completely zonked out on your couch
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> Celestia lingering in the undead berg just to talk to Solaire some more
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> It's actually a little cute, she's already beaten the game once, and even fought Gwyn with him
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> You plop down beside her, leaning back on your hands
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"Having fun there, Sunshine?"
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> She quirks a little smile at the nickname
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> "It's funny, I've heard such flattery before, but coming from him..."
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> She sighs longingly
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> "I know it's his genuine feelings. You would not believe how rare that is, Anon."
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> You pat her withers
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"He's a good husbando, Sunshine."
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> She hums in agreement, before turning her character back toward the bridge
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> You watch her play for a bit
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> You suppose a game requiring patience and persistence would be a good fit for her
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> At any rate, you give her withers a final pat and head to the kitchen to make some lunch
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> Luna rouses at the smell grilled cheese sandwiches wafting through the air
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> She ambles into the kitchen, mane mussed, more nebula than starfield
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> "Good afternoon, Anonymous. I thought I smelled some princely cooking."
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> You nod at her, keeping an eye on the pan
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"Afternoon, Moonbeam. Did you sleep well?"
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> She yawns, rubbing her face with a hoof
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> "So much so that I may have to confiscate your couch on a permanent basis."
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"I'm pretty sure beds are more comfortable, Luna."
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> She shakes her head
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> "Perhaps if it was just a matter of cushioning, but what makes it truly soothing is, well."
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> Luna looks down at the floor, mane falling in front of her face
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> You raise an eyebrow
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"What?"
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> She coughs
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> "Your, ah, scent."
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> You set the spatula on the cool part of stovetop and turn to face her
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"My scent?"
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> She nods
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> "It's... comforting. Like when sister and I used to sleep together. It feels like family."
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> Oh
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> Family
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> Now that you think about it, that is the feeling you get from all these adorable little ponies
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> You wrap Luna up in a tight hug, heart full of feelings
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> She sighs contentedly, melting in your embrace
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> You smile
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"I'd be glad to be family for you two."
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> Celestia walks in, sniffing the air
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> "Is something burning?"
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> You look at the sandwich on the griddle
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> Welp
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> Be Celestia, on yet another Sunday vacation
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> Stars and Space, you love your little brother for suggesting the practice
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> These past months have been the best you have ever had
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> Both in relaxing fun, and in how much more energized you are for your duties
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> And it is nice, to have a stallion around who looks after your little ponies like you do
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> Thinking of which, you look over your shoulder
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> Anon walks among Twilight and her friends, hefting a beach umbrella on one shoulder and a bulging satchel over the other
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> You can't help but wonder how strong he is, carrying such a heavy load
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> You'd offer to help, but he has already turned down several such offers
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> You smile a little at his stubborn independence, but you suppose that is a necessary trait for ones such as you and he
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> You turn your attention forward as you walk along the shore
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> Your sun is bright and warm, the waves soothing, and a cool ocean breeze ruffles your fur and feathers
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> Truly a perfect day
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> After you all set up the umbrella and blankets, your little ponies scamper off into the sand and waves
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> Luna lounges in the shade, amusing herself by drawing patterns in the sand with her magic
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> Anon smiles at you
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> "You can go ahead, I'll just be a moment getting ready."
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> Then he shucks off his shirt
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> The words die in your throat
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> You stare at the rippling muscles of his abdomen, glistening with his sweat
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> How can your little brother be this hot?
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> You just want to go over there and lick it all u-
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> You shake your head, trying to banish the mental image
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> He shrugs
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> "Or you can wait for me, that works too."
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> He sits down cross-legged, and digs around in the satchel
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> You try not to stare at his crotch, but you can't avoid it
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> That tantalizing bulge
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> So prominently displayed, yet he seems oblivious to the effect it has on you
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> You can feel your wings stiffen to full mast, and for once you are intensely grateful he isn't completely familiar with some nuances of equine behaviour
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> You glance at your sister
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> She is similarly enraptured by this new facet of your honorary brother
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> You notice the patterns she is drawing in the sand are now noticably phallic
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> What if he sees?
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> You smooth the sand with a thought
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> Your eyes jump back to Anon as he squirts sunscreen onto his hand
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> You can't look away
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> He rubs it all over his chest, and across the subtly flexing muscles of his arms
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> You have to focus to keep your tail from rising
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> He stops and holds the bottle out to Luna
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> "Could you get my back? It's a little hard to reach for me."
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> Her horn flickers abortively, and she grabs the bottle with her hoof
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> "O-of course, I'd be glad to."
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> He gives her a brief smile before turning his back to the two of you
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> You sidle over to your sister and whisper,
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"You're not going to use your hoof, right?"
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> She stares at the broad expanse of his back, heavily breathing
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> Luna whispers back,
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> "How can I not? Are you telling me you don't want to touch him?"
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> You lick your lips
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"I'll take the right half?"
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> "Deal."
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> You accept a squirt of sunscreen on your hoof
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> You hesitate though
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> Are you really going to feel up your little brother?
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> Your innocent, caring, whimsical little brother?
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> Luna's hoof hits his back, and he lets out a cute yelp
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> Luna stops
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> "Are you alright, brother? Was I too firm?"
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> He chuckles
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> "I was just a little startled. It actually feels kinda good."
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> Oh, you are going to Tartarus for this
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> You join Luna as your hooves press against his rippling muscles
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> You marvel at how smooth and slick his skin is, slipping under the frog of your hoof
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> He squirms, laughing, and you can only stare at how his lower back flexes and twists
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> You are a terrible sister
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> But you can't stop
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> You slide your hoof up caress his shoulders, massaging his neck
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> He groans in pleasure, hanging his head and baring his delectable nape to you
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> Your vision swims as you resist the urge to push him down and mount him
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> You are stronger than this
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> He is your cute little brother!
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> Purely for cuddles, or so you thought
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> You clear your throat, nudging Luna
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"I believe we covered everything back here."
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> Luna's ears fold back, and you notice some discreet spellwork burying a damp spot in the sand
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> ...
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> You do the same
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> Anon rolls his shoulders with a satisfied sigh and turns to face the two of you
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> "Thanks, it's always a little awkward getting back there."
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> Then he pauses
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> "Are you two alright? You're looking a little flushed."
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> Your own ears fold back
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"We're just so excited to swim with you, Anon."
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> You give him an awkward smile
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> He frowns, the shrugs
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> "Alright, but if you start feeling weird, let me know. No sense getting sick or injured on vacation."
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> Luna glances at his waist-no, lower, and murmurs,
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> "I'll be sure to do so."
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> Anon nods decisively, then trots towards the waves
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> "Last one in is a silly pony!"
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> Oh, it's on!
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> At once, the three of you are galloping across the sand, your heart eased by his carefree whimsy
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> Be Anon
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> You think you figured out what is wrong with your sisters
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> They need exercise
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> After just one hour of swimming and splash-fighting, they are completely worn out
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> You're going to have to have a talk with the royal steward or whoever
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> In the meantime, you do your patrol of the ponies
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> Rainbow and Applejack are off in the distance, playing with a magically reinforced beach ball
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> You can hear the small thunderclaps from here, as the ball is bucked and blasted back and forth
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> A small crowd of stallions stand off to the side, cheering them on
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> You chuckle as the girls throw in little flourishes, clearly eating up all that male attention
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> Rarity is merely sunning herself on a towel
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> Can horses tan?
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> Probably not, but you suppose the warmth is reason enough
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> You walk over to Twilight, taking in the mountain of sand she's sculpting
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"Is that a scale model of Canterlot?"
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> She whirls around and beams at you
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> "Yes! Here, take a closer look!"
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> The two of you float up in the air, surrounded by a purple glow
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> She brings you up to the tallest tower, where you see glittering little figurines
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> You recognize yourself, Celestia, and Twilight, rendered in glass form
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> You smile and ruffle the real Twilight's mane
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"That's pretty cool, Twilight. Did you make the glass yourself?"
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> She leans into your hand, and you switch to scratching her behind the ears
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> "Mmm, yup. There is a lot of sand around, and I thought they would make good souvenirs."
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> You pat her neck fondly
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"That's very sweet of you, Twi. You're a good mare."
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> She straightens up with pride, tail wagging
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> "Thanks, Uncle Anon."
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> After goofing around with her for a little longer, you amble off
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> You spy Pinkie swimming around with a shark fin on her back
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> You're about to call out to her, but then she nips at the flanks of one of the wading stallions
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> He yelps, and Pinkie erupts from the water, giggling and snorting
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> After a few startled moments, he laughs too, playfully bapping at the pink predator
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> She reels at the blows, throwing herself in the direction of the bap
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> You discreetly move on, not wanting to interrupt
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> You glimpse Fluttershy amid a flock of swooping and diving seagulls
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> You start running and shouting
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"Get away from her, you damn birds!"
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> If only you had an umbrella and an incoming Nazi plane!
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> At your approach, the gulls land silently, leaving a lane for you to reach the miraculously unharmed pegasus
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> Fluttershy smiles at you
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> "Oh, hello there Anonymous. Would you like to meet my new friends?"
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> You come to a stop in front of her, glancing nervously at the eerily silent birds
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"So, they weren't attacking just now?"
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> Fluttershy giggles, covering her mouth with a hoof
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> "No, they were showing me all the tricks they could do. They're very nice birds, if you aren't a crab or a clownfish or something."
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> One of the seagulls twists its head and gazes at you a little more intensely
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> It squawks and screes
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> Fluttershy blinks
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> "Um, they were wondering if you wouldn't mind if they perched on you for a little bit. Seasong said that you have a very statuesque body."
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> The flock ruffles their feathers ominously
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> You frown
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"Thanks, but I don't think I'd like that."
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> One of the gulls cries plaintively
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> Fluttershy's brow furrows
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> "That's too bad. She said that it... would be a great waste to leave you. Sorta. It's rather hard to translate."
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> You back away slowly
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"I think I understand. Well, if you are alright, I'll go check on the princesses, okay?"
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> She beams at you
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> "Oh, you don't have to worry about me, we're having a lot of fun out here. Thanks for stopping by, Anon."
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> You nod
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> You can feel the gaze of the gulls as you make your retreat
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> Damn birds
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> On your way back, you see something you had given up seeing ever again
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> You stop in your tracks, gazing in wonder
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> Two pairs of tits turn to look at you, jiggling as they approach
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> "Hey there, handsome. Why don't you come have some fun with us?"
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> You look up to see the tits are attached to two minotauresses
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> The dark blue, bulkier one grins at you, hands on her hips
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> The slender, brown with white blotches one gives you a sheepish smile, arms crossed under her bust
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> You lick your lips
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"Now, what kind of fun are we talking about~?"
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> The big blue opens her mouth, but stops
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> You feel the ocean breeze reverse, a cold front moving in behind you
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> The other mino timidly sidles behind her muscular friend
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> You look over your shoulder to see your honorary sisters have recovered from the morning's exertions
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> They do seem grumpy, though, manes rippling and flaring in the unnatural wind
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> You sigh
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> Luna wraps a wing around you and glares at the cow ladies
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> "Do you have business with Prince Anonymous?"
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> You sigh
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> Big blue bows abruptly, trembling
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> "I meant no disrespect, your highnesses!"
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> Celestia circles behind them, wings flared and threatening
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> "That is very good, I believe a lot of problems can be headed off by politeness."
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> You clear your throat
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> Every eye snaps to you
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"Sisters, it was just some harmless flirting. So I'd appreciate it if you would stop intimidating these poor girls."
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> The princesses folded up their wings and dropped the wind and mane effects
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> Big blue hesitantly rose from her bow
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> "Sorry to trouble you, we won't intrude anymore on your time."
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> She gives you a short bow
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"It's fine, I wasn't-"
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> But the minotauresses were already retreating
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> You sigh and wave goodbye
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> The slender one gives you a small smile and wave as she and her friend duck behind a nearby food stall
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> Celestia nuzzles against your shoulder
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> "Are you alright, little brother?"
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> You rub the necks of your sisters, distracting yourself with their soft fur and gentle warmth
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"I appreciate you two trying to protect me, but it really wasn't necessary."
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> Luna scrunches a little
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> "Cows like that only have one thing on their mind, Anonymous."
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> You boop her nose, her muzzle unscrunching with a pop
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"And what if I was thinking of the same thing? I love all you ponies, but we're family. Those girls were offering something I can't get from you all."
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> Luna blushes, looking down
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> "If it is flirtation you desire... I will admit that I find your body pleasing to the eye."
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> Celestia scowls
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> "Sister!"
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> You chuckle and draw them both into a hug
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"Thanks, moonbeam, but it's just not the same."
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