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Twilight Interview 2: Electric Boogaloo

By Klamnei
Created: 2024-04-08 04:30:37
Updated: 2024-04-09 01:13:49
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  1. As everypony knows, alicorns are meant to lord over an aspect of nature, like the sun, love, friendship. However, we discovered their power didn’t come from these aspects itself, but it’s importance inside the mind of those who recognize an alicorn as the ruler of their aspect. Put simply, the recognition of ponies gives an alicorn power, and then her body grows to match. Power gained isn’t lost as recognition falls, making the power/size boost permanent.
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  3. Prompt: You’re an anonymous stallion journalist who’s won the heart of Princess Twilight Sparkle. The ponies of all Equestria can’t stop talking about your wedding, as well as the morals and ideals that Twilight represents. Soon, other species join in on the buzz, including the dragons, yaks, hippogriffs, changelings, kirins, etc. Soon the whole world is going British-tier crazy over all things Twilight Sparkle… and all that attention and positive energy is having quite an effect on her.
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  6. >Be InterviewAnon, a 4’6 unicorn stallion. You’re engaged to Princess Twilight Sparkle, a 15’1 alicorn mare
  7. >You’ve long gotten used your fiance's bigness, and in fact are very much into it. Your relationship is steady and strong
  8. >You’re both aware there’s been a lull in Twi’s growth the past few years due to not being in the public eye as much
  9. >You both have a suspicion announcing a royal marriage is going to bring back public exposure, and thus Twilight will start growing again. How much, however, remains unsure
  10. >Twilight is fine with this, she’s already put size-adjusting enchantments on most of her clothes anyway, has the spell down pat
  11. >Twilight also points out that Cadance didn’t grow much with her announcement of their wedding, although there were extenuating circumstances surrounding that whole event
  12. >In other words, you’re pretty much in uncharted territory here
  13. >Fortunately, neither of you care. You’re getting married, damn it, and you don’t care what changes that causes
  14. >You and Twi set a date and decide to make the news public six months prior
  15. >You’re sure things will be fine. What’s the worst that could happen?
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  17.  
  18. Month 1 - Intro
  19.  
  20. >Neither of you were prepared for how Equestria would take the news
  21. >The announcement spread like wildfire, front page on every Equestrian paper from Stalliongrad to Hoofolulu
  22. >Ponies started speculating on every minute aspect of the wedding, trying to guess at every little thing and how friendship/magic would be incorporated into the themes
  23. >Sales of newspapers skyrocket as everypony clamors for the latest news, inciting the media to write about it even more and cover everything they can about Twilight
  24. >Her Friendship Tour, the School of Friendship, her progress on international relations, the many, many times she and her friends have saved Equestria
  25. >Soon, Twilight’s name is on the entire country’s lips throughout the day, ponies thinking about her and her many contributions to the country, as well as the domains she represents
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  27.  
  28. Month 1 - Week 1
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  30. >Twi feels the effects within days
  31. >She comments on how “jazzed” she feels, like her whole body is thrumming with energy
  32. >Her productivity skyrockets, her mind laser-focused on accomplishing tasks with ease
  33. >Her magic surges in power—she has to start segmenting off her magic so she only has access to a little bit of it at a time
  34. >Her appetite becomes a force of nature, you immediately hire more staff for the kitchens
  35. >You’ve noted how warm her body feels at all times, she’s burning so much energy she can warm up a room in moments
  36. >You don’t really need blankets to sleep anymore, and she likes when you snuggle under her wing, anyways
  37. >Her growth is still accelerating by the day, but you decide to go full scientist-mode with her and monitor her growth every few days
  38. >The readings leave you both at a loss for words. The first week Twi grew 9 inches, putting her at 15’10
  39. >The quickest Twi ever grew was 1.3 inches a week, when she went from 6’8 to 9’3. This lasted for about six months before slowing down
  40. >In other words, in the first week alone, she’s grown per day what she was growing per week during her biggest growth spurt
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  42.  
  43. Month 1 - Week 2
  44.  
  45. >It’s only intensifying. Week two she grows an entire foot to stand at 16’10. You barely come up to her shins now, and her head alone is larger than the rest of you
  46. >She often talks about how she feels the energy racing through her, empowering her and making her greater, stronger. There’s a brightness to her eyes, a strut in her step as she walks past you
  47. >She knows exactly where your eyes are as she retreats down the corridor, her full, shiny tail swaying from side to side
  48. >Thank the stars for magic, else your sex life would be… tricky
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  50.  
  51. Month 1 - Week 3
  52.  
  53. >Week three she grows fifteen inches, now she’s 18’1
  54. >Going inside other buildings is essentially impossible now without magic, and even some parts of the castle are too snug for her giant purple frame
  55. >Temporary shrinking spells can bring her down to a more manageable size, but they don’t work for more than a few hours. Alicorn magic doesn’t like to be contained
  56. >Twi starts looking into making a more robust, three-dimensional version of the storybook avatar spell. Also writes to Luna about spells to expand one’s consciousness in order manage multiple versions of oneself
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  58.  
  59. Month 1 - Week 4
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  61. >Week four comes and the marriage hype has only intensified, making Twilight grow eighteen inches
  62. >She’s 19’7 now, just shy of two stories after growing an average of over a foot a week this last month alone
  63. >Twilight sleeps like a rock at night, and one of your favorite things is to lie there nestled in her fuzzy embrace, watching her chest rise and fall like a great bellows
  64. >It’s to the point that she’s noticeably larger every time you wake up in the morning, and measuring herself is something she’s started to look forward to in an odd way
  65. >She towers over everything and everyone when she goes out, literally larger than most of the buildings in Ponyville
  66. >Her steps shake the ground when she moves too quickly, but fortunately she’s learned to be careful
  67. >You prefer to walk alongside her when you do social things together, but it’s pretty hard to keep up with her gait so you usually wind up sitting on her back
  68. >Good thing you’re not afraid of heights
  69. >Neither of you are sure how long this is going to last, but it’s safe to say Twilight’s growth has exceeded your expectations already
  70. >Little do both of you know what the next five months have in store for you...
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  72.  
  73. Month 2 - Intro
  74.  
  75. >Neither you or Twilight were sure if any nations or races outside Equestria would care about your impending marriage
  76. >Turns out they care quite a lot
  77. >Twi’s the first to notice, the increased attention empowering her and making her feel more alive
  78. >The congratulatory letters start coming soon after
  79. >Dragons, yaks, changelings, kirin, hippogriffs, griffins, reindeer, zebra, even the breezies
  80. >That’s when you notice Twi has a thousand yard stare
  81. >It takes a second to get her attention, but when you do, she explains a fun little tidbit about sociology
  82. >Mainly that, in an attempt to fit in, it’s common in society for creatures to become interested in the same things as their superiors
  83. >The majority of Twilight’s international friends are world leaders
  84. >The implication hits you like an Ursa Major—your marriage to Twilight is going to become the rising interest of several international populations... some several times greater than Equestria
  85. >You’re not sure if you’re scared or aroused
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  87.  
  88. Month 2 - Week 1
  89.  
  90. >The first week of that month is a whirlwind
  91. >Twi’s growing like mad—now she can see over the roofs of most buildings in Ponyville without even fully straightening up
  92. >Her size, her appetite, her energy levels, her power… everything is being amped up to eleven
  93. >And yes, her libido’s growing, too
  94. >Honestly, it’s hard to tell which of you is hornier—you weren’t always sure when she was in the mood before
  95. >Now she’s always in the mood
  96. >You called her the Princess of Love one night as a joke
  97. >In hindsight, not the smartest move—you squicked her out, almost killed the mood
  98. >You take turns acting out each other’s sexy fantasies and fetishes, her immense magical power making almost anything possible
  99. >You’ll never look at a magnet the same way again
  100. >During the day, you don’t always see each other given how busy you both are, but you always meet up at night so there’s that at least
  101. >You can’t help but marvel at how big she’s getting—it’s getting to the point that her growth from morning to night is noticeable
  102. >Twi’s gotten used to ponies staring at her, but she still blushes when she catches you ogling her
  103. >It probably has to do with you screwing each other’s brains out on a regular basis
  104. >By the end of the week, Twilight’s twenty-five inches taller, now 21’11
  105. >The number leaves you speechless—you knew she was growing faster, but not by that much
  106. >Some mental math reveals that realize twenty-five inches in a week averages out to three and a half inches per day
  107. >No wonder you’ve been noticing it
  108. >You crane your head to look up at Twilight, your gaze hungry and intense
  109. >She’s on the same page as you
  110. >The sex is amazing that night
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  112.  
  113. Month 2 - Week 2
  114.  
  115. >Week two comes, and the wedding plans are ramping up
  116. >Thank the stars you’re not managing the invite list
  117. >Twi’s 24’10 now, thirty-five inches bigger and that much more powerful
  118. >You’re barely taller than the top of her hooves now—she could use you as a sex toy if she wanted
  119. >You store that thought away for future kinkiness
  120. >On a walk out in Whitetail Wood together, Twi demonstrates that she’s big enough now to graze on the higher-up leaves on trees—aka the tastier ones
  121. >Or so she says, anyway, you’ve never had leaves in any respect
  122. >Twi offers you some
  123. >...
  124. >Okay, leaves are now on the wedding menu
  125. >The newspapers are still writing articles speculating on every minute detail about the wedding, even things you and Twilight have confirmed
  126. >The public eats it up regardless, you don’t really understand why
  127. >Letters from other countries are also still arriving with congratulations, but this week there’s something different about them
  128. >Some of the messages are coming from places and races Twilight’s never encountered
  129. >Antelope, elephants, centaur, deer, elk, moose, rhinos, donkeys, camels, giraffes, and more
  130. >And interesting, you also notice the new letters all explicitly praise and thank Twilight and friends for their world-saving exploits
  131. >It doesn’t take much detective work to suss out
  132. > Whoever’s spreading the word about the wedding is also taking the opportunity to credit Twilight and co. for their heroic deeds
  133. >Again, thank goodness you’re not managing the invite list
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  135.  
  136. Month 2 - Week 3
  137.  
  138. >You realize by week three that Twilight’s going to break thirty feet before month’s end
  139. >She’s nearly doubled her rate of growth from two weeks ago, shooting up another forty-five inches to now be 28’7
  140. >Her progression never fails to amaze you, but here, you also realize that forty five inches is just shy of four feet
  141. >Twi is essentially growing an entire pony length per week now
  142. >Cue instant-boner
  143. >The castle is becoming increasingly snug for Twi, not to mention she’s had to teleport through the doors for a while as it is
  144. >Fortunately she’s already come up with solutions for several things already
  145. >She perfected the three-dimensional version of the paper avatar spell, testing it out by creating five normal-sized copies of herself, each one connected to her singular expanded consciousness
  146. >Thursday night is now officially Twilight orgy night
  147. >She’s also come up with some anti-vibration spells so she doesn’t cause small earthquakes when she walks around
  148. >Now maybe Pinkie will stop screaming ‘Gojira’ whenever Twi goes out on errands
  149. >She’s researching aeromancy so she can fly without causing a windstorm, but once she’s done that, she’s going to be looking into a solution for the housing problem
  150. >Something about writing Starswirl the Bearded about a spatial distortion spell
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  153. Month 2 - Week 4
  154.  
  155. >Welp, you were right, Twilight broke thirty feet
  156. >Happened on Tuesday, but of course it didn’t stop there
  157. >By week’s end she grew a whopping fifty-five inches to stand at 33’2
  158. >Only a few rooms in the castle are big enough to fit a pony that big, but the good news is that isn’t an issue anymore
  159. >More on that in a bit
  160. >News on the wedding is everywhere now—you wouldn’t be surprised if the whole world was talking about it
  161. >It’s both amazing and frightening, especially considering that Twi’s not without her enemies
  162. >Not to mention there are plenty of unbalanced kooks out there who might do something out of jealousy or spite
  163. >Fortunately, Twi’s not stupid
  164. >You’ve lost count of the hidden wards and defensive spells she’s placed on you, doubly so after she borrowed her brother’s spellbooks
  165. >Let’s just say you pity the poor soul that tries to do anything to you and leave it at that
  166. >Speaking of spells, when Twi said she was looking into a housing solution involving Starswirl, you figured she meant one of his spells
  167. >You were right, although she’d written him for clarification on how she to augment it
  168. >Imagine your surprise when he showed up at your doorstep
  169. >Starswirl the Bearded, the legendary genius archmage and most arguably most powerful mortal alive, dropped everything he was doing to help Twi out
  170. >They do a think tank to come up with something, by evening they’ve got it hammered out
  171. >They showed you the metaphysics logic and arcane differential equation afterwards—you didn’t recognize even half the mathematical symbols
  172. >Regardless, though, it’s a nifty piece of localized reality-warping magic centered on Twi
  173. >It kinda looks like it makes everything around her stretch to fit her and then shrink back to normal, almost like the world is made of rubber
  174. >You’re not ashamed to admit your first thought was how this could be implemented in the bedroom
  175. >Twi later admits that was her first thought, too
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  177.  
  178. Month 3 - Intro
  179.  
  180. >Twilight told you about Sunset Shimmer years ago, as well as the parallel dimension she lives in
  181. >It baffles you why anyone would want to live out their life as an alien creature in a foreign world, but hey, to each their own
  182. >You know about the interdimensional journal, as well—Twilight’s demonstrated sending and receiving messages through it
  183. >It seems Twi and Sunny are pretty close—when you and Twi started dating, Sunny was one of the first ponies Twi told
  184. >Twi told you they write regularly, so you assume Sunny’s up to speed with all the craziness going on
  185. >Unless things have been so busy for both Twi and Sunny they’ve barely had time to talk, but you don’t see that happening
  186. >There’s no reason why Twi wouldn’t mention that whole thing about alicorn power, size, and the importance of the alicorn’s domain in other’s minds
  187. >Seems like a pretty important detail to leave out, especially with Twi nearing the size of Ponyville Town Hall—wait, why is all the color draining from Twilight’s face?
  188. >...Annnnnd she just made a little avatar and had it teleport—wait, nevermind, avatar’s back
  189. >The avatar is holding the interdimensional journal
  190. >The avatar is flipping to a fresh page and writing like mad—oh.
  191. >It seems Twi’s not totally sure she told Sunny about that, after all
  192. >Well, to be fair, Twi does write back and forth with a lot of ponies these days
  193. >At least it’s not the worst thing in the world to forget, there are far worse things Twi could’ve forgotten to tell Sunny about
  194. >Such as getting married—
  195. >Twi just went white again
  196. >Oh, you’ve gotta be kidding
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  198.  
  199. Month 3 - Week 1
  200.  
  201. >You never had reason to assume something like falling out of touch with Sunset could affect Twilight’s rate of growth
  202. >Neither did anyone else for that matter
  203. >After all, there were only a few hundred creatures in that world who’d met Twi, so who cared if they all got fixated on the wedding
  204. >That was nothing compared to the amount of creatures obsessing over it here
  205. >You can imagine the surprise then, when after Twi finished catching up with Sunny, she had a noticeable increase in energy
  206. >She didn’t come to bed that night, and when you find her in the library the next morning, she tells you three things
  207. >First, she’d discovered that human acknowledgement of an alicorn and their aspect has an exponentially greater effect than other creatures
  208. >Second, she’d created a magic pill that gave a creature all the vitamins, calories, and nutrients they needed for twenty-four hours, regardless of their size
  209. >Third, she’d finished the spell to let her fly without air disturbance, applied a scaling sensory magnification spell on herself, and had enough time left to get half the remaining wedding arrangements done
  210. >You’re not sure what you want to address first
  211. >Although given Twi’s already grown a foot since last night, probably that first one
  212. >You aren’t sure what to say at first, but then you figure it really comes down to whether or not Twi cares about growing even faster than she already is
  213. >She replies by showing you a risk/reward analysis chart
  214. >This is why you love this mare
  215. >Seems she thinks the pros outweigh the cons with all her magical workarounds
  216. >Well, if she’s fine with it, you’re fine with it
  217. >More than fine, actually—littleAnon doesn’t lie
  218. >The rest of the week is uneventful aside from seeing for yourself what Twi said about human acknowledgement is true
  219. >She grew seven and a half feet (90in) and broke the forty foot mark
  220. >She’s 40’8 now, to be exact
  221. >It’s going to be an interesting month
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  223.  
  224. Month 3 - Week 2
  225.  
  226. >So that magic pill Twilight developed essentially solved world hunger
  227. >That was a thing that happened this week
  228. >You were initially concerned farmers might not be too happy, but creatures are always going to prefer real food over a pill
  229. >Starving creatures would benefit (and extreme cases like Twi) but you doubt the buck will go much further than that
  230. >In other news, you now have a fifty-foot fiancée
  231. >An entire world periodically thinking about you all the time will do that, apparently
  232. >And the bipedal aliens, can’t forget them
  233. >Twi grew just short of ten and a half feet (125in) to be 51’1 tall, which means you officially can’t even see over the tops of her hooves
  234. >Not that you can easily tell where her hooves end and her coat begins
  235. >Walking around Ponyville at her size is interesting with her reality-warping spell—it’s like the buildings are stretching like rubber bands to make room for her
  236. >She can control a lot of different aspects of the magic, including its range, intensity, and excluding things from the effects
  237. >Ponies were interested in it at first, asking questions and whatnot, but the novelty soon wore off
  238. >As far as weirdness goes, Ponyville’s seen worse
  239. >You personally like it a lot, it lets you do things in public with Twi you never really could, like cuddling with her on a bench
  240. >Try not to think about the impossibility of that
  241. >Twi herself hasn’t had much anxiety about all this, thankfully
  242. >Granted, she still has that moment every day she goes outside
  243. >Not that you blame her—a month ago she was standing eye level with the town buildings, now she’s over twice their size
  244. >She could walk right over them if she wanted and they’d barely graze her tummy
  245. >But even with all this change, Twilight’s still the same pony
  246. >It might’ve been different if ponies had shunned her, but that’d be against her alicorn aspect, and thus she wouldn’t be growing anymore
  247. >Huh… no wonder Twi hasn’t been worried
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  249.  
  250. Month 3 - Week 3
  251.  
  252. >You can’t even count the amount of offers you and Twilight have been getting regarding the wedding
  253. >Catering, flowers, dresses, venues, photography, etc
  254. >There was even a coupon for some Las Pegasus resort
  255. >Wait, Twi’s laughing
  256. >Flim and Flam? You mean those two hustlers that—okay, that is a little funny
  257. >Speaking of questionable capitalism, wedding merchandise has been popping up everywhere
  258. >Mugs, napkins, memorabilia, shirts, picture frames, you name it
  259. >Whatever, at least they spelled your name right
  260. >Oh, and Twi almost grew two feet per day this week, finishing off the weekend at 64’5
  261. >One hundred and sixty inches in seven days… that’s an additional thirteen feet and four inches of bookhorse
  262. >She’s taken to teasing you about how fast she’s growing, becoming stronger, smarter, greater in every way
  263. >How her eyes alone are larger than your entire body, how she’s bigger than most of the wild trees in the Everfree, and from your perspective, her legs alone must be like trees
  264. >The sound of her moaning as you rut her senseless is the sweetest song
  265. >Twi still sleeps on her back at night, and you still sleep atop her chest beneath her downy wings
  266. >Her coat is so soft and thick now, longer and silkier by the day
  267. >It’s like falling asleep in a thicket of warm purple floof
  268. >Twi’s still involved with the School of Friendship, too, although she usually delivers lectures and whatnot through an avatar
  269. >Not that she’s hiding her true form—the castle’s right next door if the students are curious
  270. >When her Element friends are teaching class, they come over during lunch to say hi
  271. >They’re her bridesmaids, of course, along with Sunny as the seventh
  272. >And Princess Cadance is the Maid of Honor—er, MATRON of Honor, rather
  273. >You join Twi and her friends during these lunches sometimes
  274. >Some of them were wary when you started dating, but that’s all in the past
  275. >Good thing, too, you don’t like pissing off national heroes
  276.  
  277.  
  278. Month 3 - Week 4
  279.  
  280. >Sunny visited this week to get fitted for her bridesmaid dress
  281. >Her reaction to Twilight was… interesting
  282. >She walked through the mirror, got her bearings, noticed the fuzzy purple pillar in front of her that was Twilight’s leg...
  283. >Or more specifically, the reality distortion around Twi’s leg
  284. >Nerd mode engage
  285. >Yep, Sunny immediately became fascinated with the spell and spent the whole fitting geeking out with Twi about it
  286. >Poor Rarity, you’ve never seen her lose interest in a conversation so quickly
  287. >You’d never even know Sunny and Twi barely got to see each other anymore, let alone that one of them is over twenty-one times the size of the other
  288. >Twilight’s 80’8 now, grew sixteen feet three inches this last week
  289. >Triple digit Twi is pretty much guaranteed next week unless some of the wedding hype dies down
  290. >Fat chance of that—Twilight’s growth has given everyone more reason to thinking about her and the wedding
  291. >Papers have started to write articles about how they think her size will factor into her relationship with you
  292. >Alright, maybe it’s time you and Twi sat down and did some interviews
  293. >Fortunately, you’ve got sources on which writers aren’t going to twist your words
  294. >A few letters later, you and Twi sit down with some old trustworthy colleagues and give them the scoop
  295. >You can’t help but at laugh as they tried comprehend how you and Twi could be sitting side by side on a couch, let alone how your hoof was draped across her shoulders and her wing was hugging your side
  296. >The interviews were published a few days later, very well written
  297. >Although… even though your friends did a great job, you begin to think this wasn’t a good idea
  298. >The papers sold out in record time and became a highly sought after commodity worldwide
  299. >And the interview talked about things like Twilight’s spells that’s gotten scholars intrigued
  300. >The interviews have only served to fuel the hype train to even greater heights
  301. >Whoops
  302.  
  303.  
  304. Month 4 - Intro
  305.  
  306. >The world has been peaceful during your courtship with Twilight
  307. >You’ve only heard stories about her adventures, but even still, you’ve seen her in action plenty of times
  308. >Twi’s been vigilant about keeping her growing magic under control thanks to regularly performing tests, and those tests require her to flex her muscles
  309. >She does said tests in a safe place, of course—either an unpopulated dimension through the Crystal Mirror, or one of countless doomed timelines
  310. >Either way, it’s fine for her to cut loose since she’s the only living thing there
  311. >Unless she brings you along, in which case she makes protects you and all that, yadda, yadda, yadda
  312. >You love it when you get to come along—it lets you see what she can really do
  313. >Twi may not like showing off in public, but around you is a different story
  314. >Although it’s hard to say exactly why
  315. >Maybe it’s because she knows you’re not judging her
  316. >Maybe it’s because she knows your interest in her is genuine
  317. >Maybe it’s because she wants your scientific input
  318. >Orrrrrr maybe she knows it turns you on
  319. >...
  320. >Yeah, moreso that last one, no sense kidding yourself
  321. >But even so, the main reason you’re here is still to take notes and be a second set of eyes
  322. >Yep, she doesn’t have a frequently-used spell better suited for that
  323. >You’re not along for kinky, potentially world-destroying magical sex
  324. >Twi’s perfectly responsible with her godlike abilities, what a grievous misuse of power—
  325. >...
  326. >A-Anyway, at the start of the fourth month, Twilight receives a message from someone unexpected
  327. >It’s from Dragon Lord Ember
  328. >She says there’s trouble in the Dragonlands, Elements of Harmony-level trouble
  329. >Annnnd now Twilight’s cutie mark is flashing
  330. >A quick check of the Cutie Map reveals not just Twi’s, but six other symbols hovering over the Dragonlands
  331. >Her five friends, predictably, and… yours?
  332. >Suddenly, your cutie mark starts flashing
  333. >Wat
  334.  
  335.  
  336. Month 4 - Week 1
  337.  
  338. >You’re pretty sure the Cutie Map needs a tune-up
  339. >You went along on the week-long adventure, but you were about as useful as a fifth wheel
  340. >Twilight and the others stopped the big bad from enslaving the dragons, you just helped evacuate
  341. >But hey, mission successful and all that, another villain thwarted by friendship
  342. >It’s safe to say Twi is the dragons’ favorite princess now
  343. >And they haven’t stopped singing her praises, so Twi’s shooting up faster than ever
  344. >She’s 106’11 now, twenty-six feet three inches taller than when you all left Ponyville
  345. >The change in perspective threw her off when we got back—granted, she’d been interacting with creatures considerably larger than ponies all week
  346. >But then she laughed and said the town looks like a playset
  347. >Or at least you think that’s what she said, you were a little distracted by that she’s now bigger than her own freaking castle
  348. >Not to mention she could crush any of the houses in town with a single stomp
  349. >Did you mention you and Twi have been too busy for any ‘quality time’ this week
  350. >Well, that’ll come naturally, right now it’s time to unpack, relax, and decompress
  351. >Some actual food will be nice after nothing but pills—
  352. >Your cutie mark starts flashing again
  353. >All the other girls’, too
  354. >...
  355. >You don’t want to be an adventurer anymore
  356.  
  357.  
  358. Month 4 - Week 2
  359.  
  360. >Your suspicion about the Cutie Map being on the fritz remains unchanged
  361. >All you did was help come up with plans the entire time, you didn’t really carry anything out
  362. >Seaquestria was where you all had to go this time, or rather, just south of it
  363. >One of the last remaining pockets of the Storm King’s army was trying to summon a legendary sea monster for some reason
  364. >Probably the standard baddie motivations: revenge, world domination, global destruction, etc
  365. >Either way, it would’ve been bad if it’d happened, so it was good the girls stopped it
  366. >And the entire ocean agrees
  367. >It wasn’t just the seaponies who were trying the Storm King loyalists, all the seafolk were
  368. >And the girls’ final showdown with them was very visible to all
  369. >So now there’s even more recognition of Twilight as the Princess of Magic and Friendship
  370. >And Twi’s getting infused with that much more power, so her body’s growing that much more to house it
  371. >Not that that’s a bad thing, of course, you get the tinglies just thinking about it
  372. >You help Twi take her measurements, and find week she grew thirty-six feet, three inches, putting her at 143’2
  373. >She’s so big now that you can only just rear up and touch her ankles
  374. >You’re pretty sure she stands head and shoulders over the largest dragon you saw down in the Dragonlands now
  375. >More tests reveal she can cover over fifty-five feet with a single step
  376. >Out of curiosity, you ask how tiny you look to her,
  377. >She squints
  378. >Says you look about two inches tall
  379. >...Never in her life have you wanted more than you do right now
  380. >Twi giggles, she’s been watching you get more flustered throughout the tests
  381. >Not that she isn’t, either, you’ve practically been getting high on her sweet arousal
  382. >She makes ready to teleport you both to the bedroom—
  383. >Both your cutie marks start buzzing and glowing again
  384. >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  385.  
  386.  
  387. Month 4 - Week 3
  388.  
  389. >You’re not going to claim you understand much about time
  390. >You barely understood the basics after Twilight spoonfed you a lecture on causality, fixed points, and temporal loops
  391. >In essence, messing with the timeline almost always bites you in the flank
  392. >Twi knows well enough to only visit timelines that’ve ‘ended’, aka the doomed ones
  393. >Smart girl
  394. >Now if only the hag you and girls just dealt with had been smart as well
  395. >Not only did the girls need help one this one, they called in everyone they could
  396. >World leaders, heroes of every type, reformed villains, not-so-reformed villains
  397. >We even had older versions of certain kids
  398. >Imagine your shock when an adult Flurry Heart ran up and hugged you, calling you ‘Uncle InterviewAnon’
  399. >Twi and her friends wound up being the linchpin, of course
  400. >Although they’re more focused on giving others credit
  401. >Including you
  402. >There was some nasty time gunk at one point, was eating up timelines fast
  403. >Twi needed an ‘existential tether’ to safely clean it up, someone whose destiny was intertwined with hers
  404. >So yeah, you were her lifeline… anchor… thing
  405. >All you had to do was yoink her away a few times, but it was quite a sight, given you’re like an ant to her
  406. >Guess that means you’re in the national hero club now
  407. >Also, due to time shenanigans, it’s been two weeks from yours and the girls’ perspective
  408. >Twi’s gone through two weeks of increasingly intense growth—she broke the two hundred foot mark a while ago
  409. >She’s 235’8 now, sequoia-sized Twi
  410. >The distance to her barrel alone is approaching one hundred feet
  411. >And geez, her wingspan
  412. >She can envelop an entire town block with her wings alone
  413. >Your eyes are drawn to her glistening marehood, more than twice as big as your entire body
  414. >No more adventures, you’re both so pent up you’re about to explode—
  415. >...
  416. >Your cutie marks are going off again, aren’t they
  417. >Yep, sure are
  418. >This is getting ridiculous
  419.  
  420.  
  421. Month 4 - Week 4
  422.  
  423. >There are other, more powerful ‘spirits’ like Discord out there—the living sentience of an abstract concept
  424. >And when you say more powerful, you mean the strongest ones can reshape the structure of the dimensional multiverse if they want
  425. >One of those greater spirits decided to do just that
  426. >You’re not going to pretend to understand the motivations of an entity like that, but it seemed like they weren’t happy with how reality was unfolding and wanted to start over
  427. >As in, completely wipe out everything and begin from scratch
  428. >...Obviously you had a few issues with that
  429. >It’s hard to believe this whole shindig started and ended in only a week, but it did
  430. >The other greater spirits mustered an interdimensional army to stop their rogue kindred, and your dimension’s Twi and friends played a crucial role
  431. >Apparently, they’re among of the most powerful versions of themselves across existence
  432. >It was the eve of a cosmic battle—a war that’d take countless lives and cause impossible destruction
  433. >A conflict that very could very well take until the end of time to resolve
  434. >Everyone was gearing up for the worst, saying goodbye to their old lives and coming to terms with it all
  435. >But then Twilight asked if anyone had tried talking to the greater spirit
  436. >...
  437. >No, apparently no one had
  438. >Cue synchronized facehoof
  439. >Messages were sent, an arbitration meeting was set up
  440. >Twilight and friends were head mediators, and as a surprise, Twi asked you to come as well
  441. >It was then you understood why the Cutie Map’s been summoning you along on these endeavors
  442. >Twilight is an incredible pony capable of amazing things, but she’s not infallible
  443. >She can overthink things and become anxious, she can get caught up in micromanaging and lose sight of the bigger picture, she can be reluctant to use her power
  444. >You’re her counterbalance for all that
  445. >Throughout all these adventures (and without even realizing it) every time she started tilting too far to one side, you called her out on it
  446. >You convinced her to act when she was stuck, you got her to move on when she was wrapped up in something, and you even helped her see there’s a time for speaking softly, and a time to bust out the big stick
  447. >Although in this case, the former was preferred
  448. >The negotiations stress-tested Twilight’s expanded intellect, but it all worked out in the end
  449. >The greater spirit was appeased, the interdimensional apocalypse was cancelled
  450. >Still kinda pissed at the other greater spirits though, what with them immediately thinking they needed to start a freaking WAR
  451. >But whatever, those worries are wayyyyyyyyy above your pay grade
  452. >And speaking of things way above you
  453. >Hi, Twilight
  454. >It’s hard to say what the impact of this one’s gonna be, word’s still getting around across the different dimensions
  455. >But Twilight and her friends saved all of reality through the power of friendship, so yeah, she’s already growing faster
  456. >You do Twi’s measurements after one of the longest, most intense sex sessions you’ve ever had
  457. >Hey, you weren’t about to take chances
  458. >She’s 291’11 now, having grown a weekly total of fifty-six feet, three inches
  459. >Her legs alone are nearly twice the length of train cars
  460. >Her mouth is like a cavern—a full-size elephant could walk inside
  461. >And the constant influx of energy has done wonders for her physically
  462. >Her lavender coat is smooth and shiny
  463. >Her mane is a waterfall of cascading color
  464. >Her immense eyes are bright and warm, looming above you like towering mirrors
  465. >She says it’s impossible to not be in a good mood anymore, the rush of power feels too good
  466. >And you have to admit that good mood is infectious
  467. >There’s nopony you’d trust more to be responsible with this strength
  468. >But please, for the love of oats and honey
  469. >No more adventures for a while
  470.  
  471.  
  472. Month 5 - Intro
  473.  
  474. >A few years back, Twi’s popularity from her Friendship Tours was causing Ponyville to get mobbed
  475. >The other Elements of Harmony were getting more attention, too
  476. >It wasn’t too bad at first, but the visitors just kept coming, and… well, let’s just say not all were courteous
  477. >The last straw came when yahoos ruined Fluttershy and Discord’s weekly tea party
  478. >Cue blinding flash of light
  479. >Near as Twilight could tell, Discord fragmented the dimensional space around Ponyville into ‘shards’
  480. >Each shard only allows a set amount of creatures in it, and when it’s full, newcomers are funneled into a new one
  481. >You can only see and interact with creatures within your own shard unless you choose to make yourself visible to more
  482. >There’s been modifications to the magic over time, Twi bolstering it to provide for more visitors
  483. >Plus she’s had to use her avatars to help manage/expand the town government as well
  484. >AND help find solutions for things like utilities (water, electric, sewer, garbage, etc)
  485. >But Ponyville’s the same sleepy village it’s always been now
  486. >Twilight’s avatars meet with all the visitors in every shard and answer their questions, so everyone’s happy
  487. >It’s getting close to the wedding now, only eight weeks away
  488. >Preparations are set for the most part, just a few loose ends here and there
  489. >The wedding hype is more like a wedding obsession with Twilight in the public eye more than ever
  490. >Ponyville’s had an ever-increasing influx of fans, reporters, well-wishers, wedding merchants, salesponies, and the like
  491. >First the town was the most highly desired place to visit in all of Equestria
  492. >Then it was most highly desired on the continent
  493. >Then the hemisphere
  494. >Then the world
  495. >Now the tourism’s reaching interdimensional levels, but Ponyville’s still quiet and chill thanks to the dimensional sharding
  496. >Maybe harmony and chaos can coexist, after all
  497.  
  498.  
  499. Month 5 - Week 1
  500.  
  501. >You’ve had a two-way telepathic channel with Twilight for a while now
  502. >Her magnified senses allow her to see and hear those around her just fine, but she can’t easily reply without the whole town hearing
  503. >Granted, that’s what her little avatars are for, but this is just another way to communicate
  504. >You can each open or close the channel as needed, of course, it’s just a more intimate way of communicating
  505. >Although you mostly use it to fluster each other
  506. >Sometimes she’ll open the link with you, let out a long, lewd moan, then start going on about how good she feels
  507. >That’s been happening more and more often, actually, word’s been spreading throughout the dimensions that Twilight and company prevented an apocalyptic war, resulting in her growth accelerating even faster
  508. >She’s growing almost ten inches every hour, on the hour
  509. >By the end of the week she’s grown over one hundred and thirty-six feet to stand at 428’2
  510. >You’ve had times where you just lay on her toned tummy, the soft hairs each taller than you are
  511. >It’s like laying among a purple plain of sweet-scented grass, rising and falling with her immense breaths
  512. >You can literally feel her growing if you lay there long enough, her thick, smooth skin spreading beneath your touch, her hair becoming longer and thicker
  513. >You’re a flea compared to her, and she’s only getting bigger
  514. >She’s so powerful she doesn’t need to sleep anymore, and she knows spells to allow you to stay awake with her
  515. >Not to mention other spells to keep up with her
  516. >Not many ponies can say they’ve had a twenty-four hour sex session… let alone a forty-eight hour one
  517. >And you were both just as refreshed and horny for each other as when you started
  518. >You can’t help but think how nice it’d be to forget everything and just have sex for the rest of eternity
  519. >But variety is the spice of life, and you both know that
  520.  
  521.  
  522. Month 5 - Week 2
  523.  
  524. >Twilight’s parents visited this week, aka your future in-laws
  525. >You like them a lot, actually, you see a lot of Twi in them
  526. >Or maybe what you’re seeing is a lot of them in Twi...
  527. >Whatever, semantics
  528. >Twi’s really close with her parents, writes them regularly and keeps them up to date on things
  529. >And you’ve met them before, so you knew what to expect
  530. >They have the typical moment of shock upon seeing how huge she is, but it’s an amused shock more than anything
  531. >Twi’s 644’5 at this point—the size of a small cruise ship
  532. >It’s hard to believe that only ten weeks ago, she was a mere thirty feet tall
  533. >Her hooves alone are taller than that now
  534. >Gah, not right now, LittleAnon
  535. >Twi’s parents immediately started fussing over her, doing the typical ‘parent once-over’
  536. >Although though theirs is a little more… intellectual
  537. >They check the quality of her spells, make suggestions to the arcane matrices, ask questions about the town’s sharding
  538. >Twi goes over it all like an eight year-old talking about their favorite cartoon
  539. >Some might think Twi’s parents couldn’t possibly understand such advanced, complex, borderline-impossible topics
  540. >But unparalleled mental acuity and incredible magic power run strong in Twi’s family
  541. >Before you know it, it’s a trio of eight year-olds talking about their favorite cartoon
  542. >You’d be bored to tears if this wasn’t so adorkable
  543. >Eventually the magi-babble gets set aside and the conversation turns to more down-to-Equestria things
  544. >The inevitable question about kids comes up
  545. >You and Twi have talked at length about this—yes, kids will happen, and probably sooner than later
  546. >But even if the kid is an alicorn, they’re going to be normal-sized due to how alicorn aspects work
  547. >There are ways to work around that, mind you, and Twi even lists off a few
  548. >It just comes down to which way you and her want to go with
  549. >Honestly, you’re about ready to pick a choice from a hat
  550.  
  551.  
  552. Month 5 - Week 3
  553.  
  554. >Probably the hardest part of all this has been coming to terms with becoming a prince
  555. >Prince-consort, whatever
  556. >Your courtship with Twi was pretty hush-hush, so you weren’t treated any differently before all this
  557. >Now ponies are bowing and scraping around you, some even addressing you as ‘Your Highness’
  558. >It still makes you squirm a little
  559. >At least the media’s coverage on you has been nothing compared to their coverage on Twi
  560. >Reporters visited your hometown, did interviews with those you grew up with
  561. >You got the sense they were less curious about who you are, and more what made Twilight fall in love with you
  562. >Apparently creatures still have trouble accepting she’s happy with a joe-schmoe like you
  563. >The most common rumors you hear are musings on what your sex life is like
  564. >Ponies know magic is involved—obviously it’d have to be
  565. >How else is a 4’6 stallion going to please a 940’8 mare
  566. >Yeah, that’s how tall Twi is now, approaching the big one thousand mark
  567. >She’s literally got legs the size of sequoias now
  568. >Her marehood alone is over thirty feet tall, and well over a hundred and fifty feet deep
  569. >You could literally fit a house inside that magnificent pussy—
  570. >...
  571. >A-Anyway, you digress
  572. >Yes, magic is involved, but neither you or Twi have given details, so speculation has been rampant
  573. >Does she shrink herself down? Does she grow you to her size? Maybe somewhere in the middle? Does Twilight use one of her avatars to join in on the fun? Does she transform you into another creature?
  574. >Does she use you as a sex toy? Do you create a telekinetic dildo and pleasure her with it? Are you able to bring her to climax at all? Do you do anything kinky together? Are you still attracted to each other despite your increasing size difference?
  575. >All these questions have been asked and more, but you and Twi remain tight-lipped
  576. >You wouldn’t want to lose your best source for new ideas, after all
  577.  
  578.  
  579. Month 5 - Week 4
  580.  
  581. >You’re not sure how many dimensions have heard Twilight and her friends saved all of reality at this point
  582. >But Twi’s growth is still increasing
  583. >She’s grown seven feet every hour all week, finishing out Sunday at 1316’11 feet tall
  584. >Three hundred seventy-six feet in a week… that’s more than double how tall she was at the start of the month
  585. >It’s crazy to think that the forest of purple you wake up in these days is actually Twilight’s fur
  586. >A single strand is almost half an inch thick
  587. >There’s no way of telling how many creatures are actually living in each dimension, so it’s anyone’s guess how much more Twilight is gonna grow
  588. >About all that’s definite is that she has enough power to pretty much do whatever she wants
  589. >But Twilight’s never been one to disturb the status quo
  590. >And it’s not like the other princesses are doing a bad job running things, so why fix what isn’t broke
  591. >Granted, some ponies are calling for her to take a more involved role in government
  592. >And the princesses themselves have been asking if she wants to assume a larger role
  593. >But Twi’s been reluctant due to certain behaviors she’s noticed
  594. >i.e, the idea that she’s some kind of goddess
  595. >She’s said that mentality needs to be gone before she’ll take on any greater leadership
  596. >But that’s easier said than done
  597. >You have to admit, it’s hard not to behold Twilight’s titanic form and not wonder sometimes
  598. >Especially with her ‘ascending’ more and more by the day
  599. >But for you, it’s not long before that sense of wonder gives way to arousal
  600. >And soon you’re flirting and making arrangements through your mental link
  601. >Nah, Twilight’s not a goddess, she just happens to have a godlike body, a godlike mind, and godlike magical powers
  602. >Honestly, ponies can be so silly sometimes
  603. >Next you’ll be hearing theories about how you’re being affected by her power somehow
  604. >How ridiculous
  605.  
  606.  
  607. Month 6 - Intro
  608.  
  609. >So Twilight got talked into doing an interdimensional interview
  610. >Just her this time, although you’re welcome to sit in
  611. >You’re not sure if this is good or bad—the last interview ramped up the hype even more, and that was just in your reality
  612. >Although that interview had been about the wedding
  613. >You’re pretty sure most of reality doesn’t know about that, or possibly doesn’t care
  614. >But either way, you don’t have to be a genius to realize what’s going to result this
  615. >Especially considering they’re doing the interview LIVE
  616. >But Friendship is one of Twi’s alicorn aspects—an integral part of who she is
  617. >She can’t deny that part of herself forever, especially with so many creatures across reality eager to listen and learn
  618. >Bookhorse will always be a teacher at heart
  619. >Your stance is well-known at this point—your first priority is, always has been, and always will be, her happiness
  620. >Everything else is a perk in your eyes
  621. >The interdimensional aliens arrive and set up strange machines to ‘broadcast’ the interview
  622. >They look like fancy cameras made of plastic
  623. >Twi does the interview with an avatar due to the reality-warping spell messing with the cameras
  624. >It’s probably for the best—the aliens almost crapped themselves when they saw how massive she is
  625. >Not that you can really fault them, Twi’s hooves alone are each the length of a hoofball field
  626. >The first half of the interview goes fine, just the typical questions about her background
  627. >Twi takes the opportunity to talk about Friendship and Magic
  628. >But then the conversation turns to other things like her personal life and the immediate future
  629. >Twi may have an incredible intellect, but she’s still a bad liar
  630. >It doesn’t take long for the interviewers to suss out she’s getting married
  631. >...What was that rumble just now?
  632.  
  633.  
  634. Month 6 - Week 1
  635.  
  636. >Sweet sassafras, what is it about celebrity weddings
  637. >It may as well be an epidemic sweeping through all of existence now
  638. >After the interview, Twilight experienced a power surge unlike anything she’s ever had before
  639. >You could literally feel the energy flowing into her, it made your hair stand on end
  640. >That night the euphoria overwhelmed her—she was moaning and running her hooves up and down her body
  641. >Soon she was swelling bigger before your very eyes, almost two inches every minute
  642. >You could hear the groan of her hill-sized muscles, bulging and strengthening, her thick skin spreading and vine-like hairs growing
  643. >You were so hard it was painful
  644. >But that’s when you sensed something bad
  645. >The reality-warping spell was straining
  646. >It was needing more and more energy to alter reality as Twi took up more physical space
  647. >And Twi was lost in euphoria—her avatars, too—she didn’t even hear you calling out to her
  648. >You didn’t want to think about what’d happen if it gave out
  649. >So you did the only thing you could think of at the time
  650. >You called out through your mental link
  651. >There were probably alternatives to that, definitely not the smartest idea
  652. >Twi’s shared fragments of what her power feels like with you, infinitesimal bits and pieces
  653. >The full force of her magic is staggering, in her last stress test she exploded a solar system
  654. >She was in no state to shield you from that now
  655. >You became fully linked to her expanded consciousness—the mental equivalent of trying to fit an ocean of superheated plasma into a thimble
  656. >She’d mistaken you for one of her avatars and immersed you in the entirety of her cosmic power
  657. >Your hidden wards took the brunt of it—the ones she herself had placed on you months ago
  658. >That’s probably why your head didn’t explode
  659. >Instead you found yourself in an endless white void, harmonic energy pressing in all around you
  660. >You couldn’t stop it from seeping into you, infusing your very essence
  661. >You called out to Twi again before the power overwhelmed you too
  662. >This time she heard you
  663. >She separated your psyches, bolstered the reality spell
  664. >Now she’s on the verge of panic as it all sinks in
  665. >One of her avatars moves to examine you, make sure you’re not a vegetable
  666. >But then you pull her the fiercest, most passionate kiss of her life
  667. >A glint of something resonates within you, bright and hot at Twi’s touch
  668. >Twi senses it, too, and soon she’s kissing you back just as hard
  669. >You spend hours making love in a lusty trance, sharing in the thrumming, welling sensation of ever-rising power
  670. >The rest of the week is much the same as Twi acclimates
  671. >She’s more than doubled in size by her next measurement, 2943’2 is her height now
  672. >The lowest natural clouds form around three thousand feet, so by tomorrow, Twi will have her hooves on the ground while also having her head in the clouds
  673. >One thousand, six hundred and twenty-six feet in seven days… cripes, we could probably have the wedding on her lips at this rate
  674. >Or maybe the honeymoon on her other lips, heh…
  675. >One of Twi’s avatars throws a pillow at you
  676.  
  677.  
  678. Month 6 - Week 2
  679.  
  680. >Twilight’s been running tests on you all week
  681. >She says you were ‘touched’ by the Element of Magic, and she wants to know the extent of the effects
  682. >Although it’s impossible to tell whether this was caused solely by your little dip in her magic, or that was merely the spark that lit the fire
  683. >She’s had you take more dips in her magic since then, safer, controlled ones
  684. >Neither of you could believe how fast you adjusted
  685. >Not only were you able to merge minds with her in days, you were able to handle her channeling her full power through you by the end of the week
  686. >She can’t do that with her other avatars, her power’s increasing too fast
  687. >The sensation of her casting spells through you is hard to describe—you can feel the rush of impossible magic passing through your body… only to fade quickly as it’d come
  688. >Like taking a picture of a lightning strike
  689. >Casting your own spells with her magic is even weirder—a part of you knows you shouldn’t be able to wield so much power, and it protests throughout the entirety of Twi’s tests
  690. >In the end, Twi’s not sure why you’re a perfect conduit—all she knows is you seem no worse the wear from it
  691. >She gives you permission to draw from her magic reserves if need be, but given your minds need to be linked to do it, she’ll know what you’re trying to cast
  692. >Honestly, you’re more concerned the religious nuts are going to start calling you her cleric or something
  693. >And on that note, no, you’re not having the wedding in a church
  694. >You WERE going to have it in Canterlot Castle with Twi shrunk for the ceremony, but that was before the wedding hype went interdimensional
  695. >By the end of the week, Twilight’s nearly doubled in size again—she broke a mile on Saturday and kept right on going
  696. >Now she’s 5819’2, or 1 mile, 539 ft, 2 inches
  697. >A single one of her hooves could crush multiple Ponyville town blocks, and the distance to her ankle alone is as high sequoia tree
  698. >She’s a living mountain, a literal force of nature getting bigger by the minute
  699. >And it’s not stopping, either—more and more creatures are wanting to know about her, the wedding, and friendship in general
  700. >You decided it’ll be better to have wedding outdoors
  701. >Canterlot Mountain is eight thousand, seven hundred and fifty feet from base to peak, and Canterlot itself about two-thirds the way up it
  702. >Which means that, at her current height, Twi’s close to eye-level with the city
  703. >You point this out to her, and, her curiosity piqued, ports you both to a doomed timeline to check
  704. >Yep, she sure is
  705. >But crazy as that is, it’s crazier to realize each of Twi’s eyes are several times larger than Canterlot Castle
  706. >With the city itself like a city for fleas
  707. >And the wedding’s still two weeks away
  708. >That’s gonna be one heck of a dress
  709.  
  710.  
  711. Month 6 - Week 3
  712.  
  713. >The wedding arrangements are pretty much set at this point
  714. >Location is decided, RSVP’s received, housing arrangements set
  715. >Flowers, catering, and photography, reception, entertainment, all ready to go
  716. >You’ve heard stories about mares turning into Bridezilla organizing everything, but Twilight thrives on it
  717. >Even if she couldn’t multitask through her avatars, you’d swear you were doing her a favor letting her go full wedding planner
  718. >There’s gonna be more of those alien camera things ‘broadcasting’ it across the dimensions, too, it’s gonna be everywhere
  719. >It’s hard to tell which of you is giddier over the implications
  720. >The biggest concern is making sure Twi keeps her composure throughout, don’t want her to get overwhelmed again
  721. >She says she’ll be prepared this time
  722. >You spend the week going about your business, doing your best to ignore all of existence going bonkers around you
  723. >For the most part you succeed, but you can’t really ignore Twi continuing to rocket upward
  724. >Four point-nine inches every minute, that’s what this week’s average was, and by Sunday she’s 9945’5, or 1 mile, 4465 ft, 5 inches
  725. >If you try to look up at her, all you can see are her mountainous legs, each one over half a mile wide and covered in fuzzy jungles of purple hair
  726. >A single one of those silky hairs is three and a half inches in diameter
  727. >Twi’s barrel, wings, shoulders, and head are obscured unless it’s a clear day out, and her mere presence has an effect on the town’s climate
  728. >She’s trying to reduce the effect with magic, but she’s just growing so big, and so fast
  729. >She’s commented once or twice this dimension may not be best for her true form anymore
  730. >You can see where she’s coming from—moving somewhere else and just interacting through her avatars would definitely be simpler
  731. >But you’d better have access to wherever she goes for giant kinky sexytimes
  732. >Her come-hither look suggests you will
  733.  
  734.  
  735. Month 6 - Week 4
  736.  
  737. >It’s now the end of the month, and tomorrow’s the big day
  738. >You did the wedding rehearsal, everything’s as ready as it’s going to be
  739. >Twilight worked with Rarity to weave the size-scaling enchantments into the fabric of her wedding dress, as well as into her crown
  740. >Said crown it’s nearly as big across as four hoofball fields when she puts it on
  741. >You’ll be wearing a tux of sorts, although it’s more like royal attire
  742. >You’ll also be wearing the medals of service you were given after the back-to-back adventures
  743. >The guests are all arrived at Canterlot, security’s been set up, and the media is scrambling for every new piece of info they can get, so the city’s pretty crazy
  744. >Not to mention the whole place is decorated in Twi’s honor
  745. >Emblems of the Elements of Harmony are all over, and her cutie mark is everywhere you go
  746. >You’ve heard most other cities across the world are decorated like this as well
  747. >Probably multiple realities, too
  748. >Which is all the more exciting for the most part, but something’s been bugging you of late
  749. >There have to be entities out there who want to put a stop to this, entities that don’t want Twi to get any stronger
  750. >Has there really been no one in all of creation trying to prevent her from being recognized as the master of her aspect
  751. >You’ve asked Twi what she thinks, and her running theory is there are, but every time the hype train has started to slow these last months, something has started it up again
  752. >Makes sense as much as anything else, you suppose
  753. >You certainly aren’t going to complain about her growing over a mile bigger this week
  754. >Yep, four digit height is a memory for her now
  755. >The total today put her at 15,321’8, or 2 miles, 4761 ft, 5 inches
  756. >She’s way, wayyyyyyy taller than Canterlot Mountain now, almost twice its size actually
  757. >And Ponyville’s city limits are just over two miles across, so she’s officially bigger than the entire village
  758. >You asked her this week how far out she could see on a clear day—you were curious if she could see the Crystal Empire
  759. >Turns out she can’t, her horizon is only a hundred and fifty miles out
  760. >Curvature of the planet and all that
  761. >Oh well, she may not be able to see across the country, but everything above her shins is still above the cloud layer
  762. >Ahhhh, THAT gave you the tingle you were looking for
  763. >But moving away from that a minute, there’s another significant thing that happened this week
  764. >Twi’s been thinking more and more about how you’re able to tap into and wield her magic, and she’s developed a suspicion others might be able to do the same
  765. >Specifically the other Elements of Harmony
  766. >It’d make sense if they could—the Elements have always been linked to one another
  767. >Who knows, they might even be able to do things you can’t
  768. >Twi called them all together to run some tests the next day
  769. >It’s always heartwarming to see them interact
  770. >Even with all the change Twi’s gone through, they don’t treat her any different
  771. >Pinkie still gets her to laugh about everything, Rainbow and Rarity inspire her, Applejack keeps her honest with herself, and Fluttershy reminds her to never forget her heart
  772. >You’re not sure how Twi would’ve fared if these mares hadn’t had her back—there’s only so much you can do as her fiancée
  773. >But anyways
  774. >Twi asked them to check if they could call on and channel her power
  775. >At first they tried mimicking how you do it, but then they tried using their Elements
  776. >Cue blast of prismatic light
  777. >You felt it through your own link—all six Elements combining, locking into place like puzzle pieces
  778. >Impossible energy surged through each of them, their Elements resonating with Twi’s
  779. >They could channel her magic, alright, but it was also turning into something more than raw arcane energy
  780. >You soon realized it was the very essence of Harmony itself— the power capable of restoring order and purifying evil
  781. >The same power they’d used to save Equestria countless times, only amplified beyond measure and summonable at will
  782. >The prismatic light only lasted a few seconds, but when your eyes cleared, you immediately noticed the girls had changed
  783. >They were standing up straight and tall, their eyes bright and clear, and everything about them was a little greater than before
  784. >Twi immediately started recording the results fast as she could
  785. >The others were confused as heck, of course, but it’s not long before they put together what happened
  786. >And unfortunately, it wasn’t long afterwards that others began noticing the change as well
  787. >One thing led to another, word eventually got around, and soon the religious nuts were saying the girls had been transformed into holy warriors
  788. >Oh, and they heard about your thing, too
  789. >So now you’re Twi’s high priest, and the girls are her paladins representing the virtues of Friendship and Harmony
  790. >Twi looks about ready to smite somebody
  791.  
  792.  
  793. Twilight Interview 2 - Final
  794.  
  795. >Today’s the big day
  796. >The event the entirety of creation has been looking forward to
  797. >A large part of you still questions whether all of this is real, but you’ve pinched yourself enough by now
  798. >Creatures have come from all over to witness the ceremony, some from different countries, others from different realities
  799. >No pressure or anything
  800. >You woke up this morning to find Twi had already left with her half of the wedding party to get ready
  801. >It’s the first time in months Twilight’s avatars haven’t been running around doing countless things
  802. >It’s unnerving how empty the castle feels now
  803. >A few hours later, you and your half of the wedding party are ready and set to go
  804. >You tap into Twi’s magic and teleport the lot of you to Canterlot Castle
  805. >Surprisingly, the place is only moderately hectic
  806. >The city is at capacity and then some, but it seems security is tight enough to keep the place under control
  807. >A messenger spots your arrival and escorts you and your group to the groom’s waiting area
  808. >You can see how packed the streets are from the castle windows—it’s like a living wave of color
  809. >The skies are almost just as packed, although the airspace around the castle is clear
  810. >You don’t envy whoever’s running crowd control
  811. >You get to the waiting area and are greeted by the public servant officiating the ceremony—Princess Celestia herself
  812. >Twi had the hardest time deciding which of the royal sisters she wanted as vow master
  813. >You’d figured the choice would be obvious considering Celestia was Twi’s teacher, but apparently it was more complicated than that
  814. >She ultimately went to them and asked for their two cents, and that’s when Luna said she didn’t want to be vow master
  815. >She wanted to be a bridesmare—apparently she’d never been one before
  816. >Well, scratch that off her bucket list
  817. >Although immortals probably don’t... whatever, moving on now
  818. >You exchange pleasantries with Celestia and go over some last minute details
  819. >The ceremony is going to be outside on one of Canterlot Castle’s balconies
  820. >Strange alien devices have been set up to broadcast your vows across existence
  821. >There’s limited space on the balcony, but they should be able to get everyone on the invite list out there
  822. >Twi will teleport in next to the mountain, let everyone in the city see her while her half of the wedding party walks in, then she’ll shrink down and teleport to the castle so her father can walk her out to the balcony
  823. >There’d been a lot of iterations on how this was going to happen, but at the end of the day, nopony was comfortable with Twi getting married through an avatar
  824. >It wasn’t the most elegant solution, but it did give everyone what they wanted
  825. >And that tends to be the more important piece, anyways
  826. >Time passes, and the guests filter in a few at a time
  827. >You were mostly a loner before you met Twi, so the grand majority are her friends
  828. >Granted, many of said friends have also become your friends, but that’s splitting hairs
  829. >It’s hard to describe how you feel—it’s almost like you’re outside your body watching a movie
  830. >The minutes are ticking by too fast, but also too slowly
  831. >You’re not sure if you should be sweating or shivering
  832. >You start pacing, then stop… only to start pacing once more, then stop again
  833. >Quiet, calming thoughts race through your mind at breakneck speed, and your inner monologue sounds like a beast on the verge of going berserk
  834. >The members of your wedding party do their best to ease your nerves, but they’re pretty nervous themselves from the level of attention about to be on them
  835. >Eventually, the filler music changes to the song you and Twi are walking in to
  836. >It’s time
  837. >You watch your half of the wedding party get in line and walk out when they’re signalled
  838. >You’re not sure if it takes a nanosecond or an eternity
  839. >You can hear the crowd fall silent outside, turning as one to watch the procession
  840. >Now there’s only you
  841. >A silly journalist dressed up like a prince
  842. >You blink, and suddenly the attendant is signalling to you
  843. >Your legs move on autopilot through the door and into the blinding sun
  844. >...
  845. >The crowd’s eyes are on you now, along with, so, so, many others
  846. >Most the attention is unseen, but certainly not unfelt
  847. >You’re not sure what your expression is anymore—you’re more focused on putting one hoof in front of the other
  848. >Somehow you make it to Celestia and take your place
  849. >Now it’s time for Twilight’s wedding party
  850. >Hopefully they show up before you pass out—
  851. >Suddenly, the sky isn’t blue anymore
  852. >It’s white
  853. >Wait, not actually white, you can see lavender just behind—oh, right
  854. >It’s funny how a 17,500 foot alicorn materializing out of nowhere is the thing that calms you down
  855. >It’s like your college ethics professor always said, ‘Context is everything’
  856. >The balcony has a noise-dampening field, but you can imagine how most visitors are reacting to Twi’s arrival
  857. >It’s not every day you see a creature capable of casting an entire mountain in shadow
  858. >You can’t really see all of her, but then again, that’s been the norm for a while now
  859. >Although you have to imagine this much focus on her is making her grow at least a foot per minute
  860. >The crowd is murmuring behind you, the alien cameras swivelling to and fro, but you don’t pay attention—your bride is here
  861. >Twi’s wedding party is coming in from the castle two at a time, first Applejack and Pinkie, then Rainbow and Fluttershy, Sunset and Rarity, Luna and Cadance
  862. >There’s a pause, and then the sun returns as Twi vanishes in the blink of an eye
  863. >The crowd murmurs some more, but again you ignore them, you only have eyes for the balcony entrance
  864. >Moments pass like years, until at last, there she is
  865. >The crowd rises, the music swells
  866. >Twi’s dress is as regal as you’d expect of a princess
  867. >She’s the same height as you, an average 4’6
  868. >She’s suppressed her magic as much as she can—it’s about the same as it was when she fought Tirek
  869. >But more importantly, she’s the happiest you’ve ever seen her
  870. >She walks down the aisle with her father, embracing him before taking her place across from you
  871. >It seems you’ve made it at last
  872. >Celestia starts the ceremony by saying eloquent, beautiful things about you and Twi
  873. >What the two of you have done, what your coming together has meant, how so many have celebrated your love
  874. >It all zooms by in a whirlwind of emotion
  875. >Twi keeps it together for the most part, although you can sense it’s a struggle with how much power she’s gaining
  876. >The girls help by distributing some of the incoming power among themselves
  877. >It seems to do the trick, takes the edge off if nothing else
  878. >Pretty clever, you have to admit—you’re certain there won’t be any lasting effects
  879. >Soon you and Twi are exchanging vows, your eyes always on each other
  880. >A heartbeat later, you’re saying ‘I do’
  881. >And then, at long last, Celestia pronounces you husband and wife
  882. >It’s done
  883. >You’re married
  884. >Prince InterviewAnon, you may now kiss the bride
  885. >And so you do
  886. >The world fades out until it’s just the two of you
  887. >Your lips meet Twi’s, they’re soft and warm
  888. >It’s not the first time you’ve kissed her, and it certainly won’t be the last
  889. >But somehow you know, of all the tender moments you’ll have with this wonderful mare
  890. >This one will always stand out
  891.  
  892. THE END

Twilight Interview 2: Electric Boogaloo

by Klamnei