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G5, OCs, Big Tits, Fat Bellies and an Unbelievable Story!
By ShroooomyCreated: 2024-05-04 18:16:51
Updated: 2024-05-04 18:17:32
Expiry: Never
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Starting up again with more wacky stuff!
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Written by:
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PsycheDerpy
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Based on the art of WapaMario63:
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Chapter one: Unicorns, Pegasi, College, Muffins and a letter.
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Pipp:
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> The cafe was electric with chatter
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> Textbook pages fluttering
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> Pencils scratching
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> Ponies chattering
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> The smell of coffee and processed foods sandwiched between burnt bagel slices filled the air.
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> As Izzy sat across from me gorging herself on the cheap doughnuts and drowning the food back with an XXXL coffee.
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> I felt hollow.
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> Her cornucopia of fast food and the single use plastics/papers were scattered along our short, narrow table.
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> Her plush tummy pressed along the plastic casing which hugged the cheap composite wooden table.
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> I stared straight ahead gripping my pen as the ink skowly bleed into the paper
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> My mind was split between school, streaming and the ominous invitation I had received earlier today.
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> A note of such great opportunity but also of such great consequence that it had greatly perturbed me since the moment I read it.
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> “You should really eat.” Izzy said with her mouth plugged with doughnuts “You always feel better after you eat.”
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“I’m still dieting.” I reminded
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> “Cut down!? Are you crazy!?” She shrieked
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> Izzy shoveled a croissant glazed with chocolate down her stuffed gullet
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“I’ve been trying to lose weight for a while…I can't stream looking like a whale. And I would like to be more acceptable around campus.”
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> “In Bridlewood being chubby is a sign of health.” She nodded
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“Then maybe I’ll move to Bridlewood after I flunk out of school.” I replied sarcastically
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> Izzy nodded and continued eating
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> I felt my blood begin to bubble.
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> Everything Izzy does annoys me.
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> Her frame of reference concerning everything outside of Bridlewood is embarrassingly limited for a pony who's been in Zephyr Heights for two years.
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> Sometimes I just want to snap at her and remind her of the fact that Bridlewood is a community of cavepony savages.
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> But I stop myself.
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> Exploding on the foreign exchange student would land me in a pile of trouble I don't think I could get out of.
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> I’ve never thought highly of unicorns, even before meeting Izzy.
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> We knew they were culturally backward and skittish creatures.
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> It was only after the Pegasi and Earth ponies united in building a rail line through the Unicorn lands that we uncovered the unicorns true despondence.
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> Of all the pony races, I never thought that the unicorns would be the least development
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> Far behind the earth ponies in culture and miles behind the Pegasi in industrialization.
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> Even the slaver Zebras in the far east are more developed than the Unicorns.
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> Bridlewood is a 2.1 million mile, mostly vacant forest with no plumbing, no electricity, no agriculture, no buildings of higher learning and no internet.
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> The unicorns (depending on the tribe) live in trees, huts and caves.
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> The unicorn lands are considered by both the earth pony and Pegasus as protected lands.
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> The sparsely populated jungles of Bridlewood occupy ⅔ of known Equestria.
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> It's a place where important resources lay wasted under the snouts of the primitive, communal Unicorn, who wander the forest naked, hunt game with crude weapons and openly fornicate.
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> Whoever had the idea that we could educate one of these things must be as ignorant as the unicorn.
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> Izzy is not fit for modern life, let alone the complicated social structures and responsibilities of college.
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> I’m waiting for the day the earth ponies decide to plunder Bridle woods natural resources and force the unicorns to assimilate.
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> If they continue treating the unicorns as a protected class they will never evolve.
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> My eyes drift from the page back upon Izzy
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> My stomach turns and a flash of anger overcomes me.
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> One would think that the first unicorn we invite into our education system would be sharp, studious and concentrated.
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> But from where I’m standing, Izzy is just like any other unicorn.
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> Confused, promiscuous, slow, irresponsible, lazy, weird.
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> Typically unicorn.
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> Today she decide to wear her orange shorts with the white elastics
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> The shorts were far too small for a mare of her corpulence.
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> Her freckled teats were free from fabric and rested along her thighs.
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> Her teats were open for the world to see. (Besides her nipples, which were hidden under a pair of purple pasties. A fashion the school provided her to skirt by the states obscenity laws.)
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> Izzy complained to me often about being forced to wear clothes.
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> If I wore shorts and nipple pasties to class I would be rightfully expelled.
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> Izzy's freckled face was dappled with breakfast and her lips stained with coffee
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> She bounced her eyes about the room while nodding her head and swaying the weight of her body back and forth.
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> “We’re doing maths in my class. It’s tricky.”
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“You’re in the most basic math class, Izzy.”
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> “I never learned any of this stuff! I know how to count! Your system is just so weird!”
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“Math is universal. I think you’re just bad at it.” I replied staring down at my empty study page
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> “Pipp?”
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“Yeah?”
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> “You look distracted. What's wrong?”
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“I don't wanna say.” I grumbled
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> “Why not?”
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“Because you're horrible at keeping secrets.”
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> “I am not!” She cried
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“Yes. You are. Do you remember when I told you I was going to spike the punch bowl at the party and you told everyone?”
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> “I said I was sorry about that…”
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“You don't understand how things work and it's always getting us in trouble.”
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> “That's because unicorns don't keep secrets! If we do, our horns glow and plume smoke! We need to tell the truth or else we could explode!”
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“Sounds like a skill issue.” I grumbled
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> Izzy reached beyond the table and grabbed me by the shoulders, knocking all the trash into the floor
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> “Pipp! I’m sorry! I really am!” She cried with a voice so loud the entire restaurant turned to us
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> Someponies laughed while others took photos
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> If I had any semblance of a reputation left I would be crushed by the crowds mocking
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> I started college with positive social prospects but quickly lost all of my promise thanks to the company I keep.
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> I’m just another untouchable
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> I ignored the laughing ponies and looked Izzy dead in the eye
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“If I tell you. Do you need to promise not to tell another soul?”
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> “I promise!”
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“You know the fraternity I was trying to get into?”
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> “Yeah! You talk about it all the time!”
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“I received a letter under the door this morning from that very frat house. I don’t know why, but they want me to join. And if I want to join them I’m probably going to be hazed tonight.”
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> “That's SO cool!”
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“No. It isn’t. They’re going to make me do all kinds of embarrassing things.”
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> “Like what?” Izzy asked, tilting her head
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“I don’t know. Walk around the school naked, eat bugs, have sex with somepony I don’t know…”
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“That sounds fun! I want to be in a fraternity too!”
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> Typical that Izzy wouldn’t understand any of this
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> The mare wears as little as possible, probably lived off insects most her life and was ranked as a E tier slut in a poll ranking the schools sluttiest mares.
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> Her primitive unicorn upbringing and general social cluelessness has made her the most unpopular pony in school.
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> And sharing a dorm with her has made me uncool by association
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> I was the most popular mare in my highschool but here ponies treat me like mud!
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> Being at the bottom of the totem pole sucks….
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“You can’t join any of the fraternities, Izzy. You aren’t popular enough.” I scoffed
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> “I wouldn’t say that…I’ve had so many mates since I started school!”
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“Just because you have sex with ponies doesn’t mean you’re popular.”
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“Unicorns fuck to show trust and friendship.” She nodded
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> I covered my face, pinched the bridge of my snout and cringed
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“Language, Izzy.”
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> “You Pegasi and your sensitivities! Behind closed doors I know you’re all fucking, sucking cock and getting your pussies pleasured! I’m just brave enough to say it!”
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“Except we have the decency to do it behind closed doors and we use more eloquent language. For the love of god just say having sex, giving head, and cunninglingus…”
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> “Why does your culture have to be fucking complicated.” She grumbled
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“Sometimes I think you’re too much of a liability on my popularity.” I groaned
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> “I am not!” She cried “We’re best friends!”
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“I’m going to class. You can stay here and eat at Muffins all day or focus on graduating.”
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> “I think I’ll stay here.” She shot, crossing her hooves
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> What an idiot…
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