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Chapter 13: Pinkie
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> The farmhouse rested atop the tallest hill in Sweet Apple Acres, At the end of a dusty pathway that sharply winded at an almost ninety degree angle.
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“Finally.”
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> I was exhausted.
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> Making my way across the farm was always a pain
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> The Apple family went to great efforts to preserve the land's natural beauty the best they could.
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> All trails were formed naturally by hoof and the grass was unkempt like jungle weeds.
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> The farm occupied a number of biomes from pond’s, swamps and caves.
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> The land was an amalgamation of many unique ecosystems.
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> Many of the different species of animals and plants that resided on the property are foreign to this part of Equestria.
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> Fluttershy used to spend hours here naming each new creature she found.
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> Sweet Apple Acres is a pristine, virgin land.
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> But despite all that…
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> I still wish Applejack would pave a road through this fucking place.
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> Every time I come here I get lost neck deep in a smelly old marsh or I find myself falling down a cavern hidden under a bush.
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> Today was not the day for getting lost.
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> But despite my best efforts I always did.
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> My socks, shorts and shirt were soaked in swampy green slime after trudging through a chin deep wetland mud puddle for twenty minutes and I was beyond tired.
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> My stomach was starting to feel a little funny too but not too bad that I couldn't ignore it.
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> Funnily enough the words “Put a Bun In This Oven” Remained pronounced across my shirt.
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> For a gag shirt it held up quite well.
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> Shortly after that I found myself in an evergreen forest getting pricked by pine needles that were no doubt stuck all throughout my mane and tail.
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> Nature was getting its revenge
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> The years of town life had softened me and weakened my Earth Pony instincts.
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> I ascended the summit and saw the sun setting behind the westerly mountains, the sky was covered in fluffy purple clouds
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> The only sunlight came through a large tear in the sky beyond rows of tidy apple trees that stretched for about a mile.
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> The sun was shining over Old Ponyville like a spotlight
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> Old Ponyville is a haunting place.
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> A black stain on the county's history. A place I tried to put it in the back of my mind.
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> I don’t understand how Derpy and Fluttershy could near live in such place
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> Visiting her after she lost her job was awful.
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> The smell of egg was enough to make anypony sick.
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>If I stayed too long I would start feeling extremely light headed and my vision would blur.
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> I felt sorry for Derpy.
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> She's a good friend
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> There is no pony more compassionate and sympathetic than her.
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> I just wish she wasn’t so mousy.
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> it was a major turn off.
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>She lived closer to the mines than anypony and I worried for her
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> While everypony avoided the place like death she was practically bathing in a chemical stew of Celestia-Knows-What they found in those mines.
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> I pitied them both. Derpy was too attached to her memories to abandon her ramshackle ball and chain while Fluttershy had the complacency of a whores husband and tolerated everything.
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> Despite how hard I tried, sometimes you can’t help ponies that don't want to be helped.
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> But I'll keep trying.
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> I wiped my brow of sweat collecting a mixture of swamp slime and pine needles in my hoof.
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> It was unbelievably humid but I was welcomed with a gentle breeze when I reached the summit.
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>The view was wide and expensive and the sunset was gorgeous.
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>The air up here was clean, fireflies hovered by the garden next to the rustic farmhouse, still charming as it was when the Apples raised almost a hundred years ago
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> Or so I imagine.
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> The place needed some work but I found its imperfections endearing.
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> I took advantage of the much needed calmness.
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> Despite it being a pain in the plot to get here it always felt like home to me
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> It must be my Earth Pony instincts.
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> Any pony who comes from a long line of ponies who love nothing more than playing in dirt and raising a family would feel at home here.
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> I come from simple pleasures.
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>....
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> I’ve wasted too much time. I need to get some food for Marble.
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> I went up to the creaky wooden stairs and knocked on the old farmhouse door
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> Rainbow’s head peaked through the crack in the door before opening it fully.
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> She stood in the doorway wearing an ill-fitting black suit with a white undershirt covered in wrinkles.
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> Her tie hung limply around her neck, not even tied, just placed around her neck like a rope.
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> She smelled like whisky, her gaze was distant like a broken toy.
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> Her face was limp, unmoving and lifeless.
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> The wind howled through the porch
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> This was awkward.
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> “Nice shirt.”
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“Oh, Yeah, I just threw it on…I didn’t expect to see you here.” I said forcing myself to laugh
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> “I live here.” Rainbow said blunt as a rock to the head.
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“You sure do! You know,I never took you for a farmer.”
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> “Well, All things considered I never took you as a prostitute.”
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“Yeah…Neither did I.”
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> The wind howled through the balcony only extenuating the awkwardness.
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>...
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> Oh my fuck this was uncomfortable
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> Okay, Just stay cool
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> She ain’t worth the drama, she just wants to fight.
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> Whatever she says, Just don't entertain it.
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> I’m here for Marble.
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> It’s all for Marble.
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> “Well, it's nice meeting up, you look great.”
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> Her eyes narrowed
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> I tried to walk past her but she stopped me with her hoof
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> “I thought you had a party to plan.”
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“I do! But I really need some apples.”
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> “This isn’t a good time.”
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“I know! I have guests coming over really soon! You’re still coming right?”
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> "I don’t know."
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> I’ve never felt so uncomfortable in my entire life.
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> She was the only mare that could both make my heart flutter and give me a migraine at the same time.
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> “Pinkie, you should go.”
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“Don’t worry I will, Just need to speak with AppleJack.”
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> I tried to push my way past her again but she blocked me and sent my hooves pitter pattering across the porch with a large shove.”
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“Hey! Don’t push me!”
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> “Pinkie, I said leave.”
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“She’s not just for you. She’s my friend too.”
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> Rainbow leaned her front leg against the door frame
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> “I’m not letting you in.”
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> How immature
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> Rainbow’s always been a real piece of work
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> She’s such a wannabe with her suit and drinking all the time.
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> And she tells me to grow up.
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> She wants to be cool so badly
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“This isn’t about you Rainbow, I just wanna see Applejack.”
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> Rainbow rolled her eyes
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> “Yeah, I know. How come you never come here to ever see me.”
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“Are you ready to apologize?”
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> “Heck no.”
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“Well, I guess we really don’t have much to talk about.”
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> She stood in the doorway looking like she was going to pounce on me
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> I didn’t have time for this.
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> I hopped above her head and yelled into the house as loud as I could
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“APPLEJACK! CAN I COME IN!?!”
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> Rainbow slammed her hoof on the floor
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> "Why don't you ever listen!"
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"Why are you so stubborn?"
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> “Why are you so annoying!?"
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"Why are you such a jerk!?"
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> "Why do you always make everything so difficult!?" We yelled at the same time
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> We both covered our mouths in unison
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> Rainbow reached into her front pocket and fumbled a small pill in her hooves.
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> She dropped it and it fell through a crack in the porch
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> "Darn it Pinkie! I only get a couple of these a month."
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"I'm sorry…What are they?"
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> "They're for my…"
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> "What's with all the yelling!? Is that Pinkie?” Applejack called
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> “Yeah, she won’t leave.”
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>There was a long pause
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> “Well let her in for Celestia’s sake!”
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> Rainbow stared at me for a long moment
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> “Best behavior Pinkie, I’m serious.”
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I grabbed a horseshoe off the table and held it over my head like a halo
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“Always.”
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> Rainbow rolled her eyes and held the door open for me
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> I stuck my tongue out at Dash as I trotted inside.
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> "You are such a pain in the plot."
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“You love it!” I giggled
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> We went through the house and into the kitchen.
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> Applejack was sitting at the table, her hooves wrapped around her head leaning into the table with a bottle of wine at a quick reach
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> Rainbow stroked her arm on as she made her way to the keg of cider
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> “Brave face AJ, Pinkie’s here.”
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> She poured herself a cup of cider and grabbed a seat at the edge of the table opposite of Applejack.
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> Dash sat with her front leg draped over the top of the chair while she stretched her back legs wide.
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> Her breast were dodgeballs between her legs, she had a rip small in the suit that stretched from the bottom of her breasts to the dock of her tail
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> I don’t think she noticed.
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> But I could see everything.
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> Like everything Dash did it was very unmare-like, unknowingly making a fool of herself once again.
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> I put my hoof on Applejacks head and stroked her mane.
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> She shook with each frustrated breath, followed by a fit of sobs.
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“What's wrong, Applejack?”
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> Dash sat across from us holding her cup just below her chin. She looked like she had seen a ghost.
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“Rainbow…What happened?”
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> She darted her head to the ground and took large inhales of her cigarette, tapping her hoof incessantly and shaking like a cold breeze just swept through the room.
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> Worry tugged at her face, her lips shivered and her eyes were stapled to the floorboards.
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> I knew Rainbow better than most
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> And unfortunately, Rainbow did this a lot.
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> Like most pegasi, she believed crying was weakness, instead of dealing with her emotions she would shut down.
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> It was in her nature
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> The pressures of the academy and the mentality she was expected to uphold exhausted her
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> It was well known that many pegasi preen themselves into flightlessness over less.
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Rainbow was strong but she needed help.
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> As much as it bothered me, I think being with Applejack is good for her. But she wasn't above her nature.
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> She never asked for help and would preen herself a lot.
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> It always hurt me seeing the way she treated herself.
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> While Rainbow was trying to compose herself, Applejack was buried in her hooves.
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> These mares were beyond help.
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“What happened Rainbow!?” I snapped
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> Rainbow held her hoof over her mouth, I could see the tears welling in her eyes
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> I new she wasn't going to cry
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> She was too stubborn to allow herself.
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> She started to heave like she was going to vomit
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> This was killing me
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> I sat on the edge of my seat
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"Come on Rainbow…You can do it.
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> Her heaving stopped and she paused for a moment.
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> “Applejack lost the farm.” She spat thro8gh her hooves.
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> Her chair screeched along the floor as she jumped from her seat and through the rear door of the farmhouse.
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>Applejack lost the farm?
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> No, this couldn't be true,
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> It didn't make sense
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> I turned to Applejack who was still sobbing intensely
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> I grabbed a seat next to her and pulled it close
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“How did this happen?”
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> Applejack lifted her head, her face was a red mess of tears.
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> “Filthy Rich…He came around the farm earlier today an offered us a bunch of bits to buy the farm.”
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> Applejack sniffled and poured herself a glass of wine.
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“You sold him Sweet Apple Acres!?”
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> “Of course not. I wouldn't sell the farm to nopony."
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"Then what happened?"
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After I refused he returned with a bunch of his big city lawyer types, saying he could have the farm shut down for causing mutations.”
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> Now I was starting to worry
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“What kind of mutations?”
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> “Apparently all the mares here in town have large breasts because there’s something in the dirt that contaminates the food.”
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>I started to feel guilt wash over me
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> I hope I didn’t unintentionally give Filthy this idea.
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“But that can’t be true! You always take pride in your farm, you wouldn’t let ponies get sick!"
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> I wiped a tear from her eye
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> “He said that he would have Celestia's bureau of investigations come to inspect the property."
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"That doesn't sound too bad, I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors!"
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> Applejack slammed her glass on the the table
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“One misdemeanor and we're done! I know those ponies up in Canterlot will find any excuse to shut down the farm so the princess can use the land for whatever she likes”
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>Applejack poured herself another glass
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> “She’ll probably use it to open an exotic animal petting zoo or sell it to some amusement park company.”
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“Applejack. I’m so sorry.”
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>I hugged her and she gripped me tightly.
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> I wasn’t sure what to say, this was the worst news ever.
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> "I think Filthy is going to try and lower the property value."
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> I pulled Applejack into me and leaned my head on her shoulder.
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“Don’t worry Applejack, I won’t let them take the farm. I Pinkie promise, I’ll have your back 100% of the way.”
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> “You’ve always been a great friend Pinkie…But I think it might be too late. The time of family owned farms is over in these parts…"
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Applejack stared at the bottle of wine looking distant
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> Why would Filthy Rich want the farm?
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> What would he need all this space for?
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> Applejack slammed her glass on the table
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> "Well I ain't movin! They can build whatever they want, this house is mine!"
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"That's the spirit, Applejack!"
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> Rainbow staggered back into the room wiping her Mouth with her sleeve.
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> "Rainbow, Get ready for a fight! The two of us ain’t let them take the farm! They’ll have to take it from our cold, dead hooves."
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> Rainbow held her mouth again and lurched forward
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> "You alright sugar plum?"
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>Rainbow nodded and rushed outside again
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>The two of us turned to each other and sighed
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> "Pegasi"
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> She felt her fiddling the curls of my mane
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> “You’ve always been a great friend Pinkie.”
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“You too Applejack.”
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> We sat staring out the window above the sink
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> The sun was almost down
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> I didn’t want to leave her, but Marble was still at home and she needed food desperately.
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"Applejack, I know this isn't the best time but I really need some apples, do you have a bag laying around I can have?"
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> “Sadly Pinkie, I can’t let anypony eat any of the apples off the farm, I don’t want to risk anypony getting even a stomach ache and risk the bad publicity. But I had Applebloom pick some blueberries down in the valley this morning if that’ll do ya fine.”
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“I guess those will do.”
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> “RAINBOW!”
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> She stumbled back inside
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> “Open up the barn for Pinkie.”
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> Rainbow nodded and grabbed the keys off the hook.
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> “You two play nice now, I ain’t in the mood for your melodramatics right now.”
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> I followed Rainbow out the door and down the hill
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> I hadn’t talked to Rainbow in a long time.
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> Not that I didn’t want to. I still had a lot I wanted to say to her.
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> Now wasn’t the time.
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> But maybe I could tray and cheer her up a bit
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> I can’t stand seeing the ponies I care about upset
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“So, I guess you guys won’t be coming to the party then.”
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> “We really aren’t in a party mood right now, Pinkie.”
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“I know, I just hoped maybe it would give us an opportunity to talk again.”
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> “What's there to talk about?”
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> Unbelievable.
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“Well for one…What the heck are you wearing?!”
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> “What do you mean? It’s a suit.”
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“I don’t think it would suit anypony.” I giggled
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> “Really? You’re doing this now?”
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“Of course! You’re not planning on wearing something this ridiculous again are you?”
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> “You’re one to talk, You look like you crawled out of a swamp!”
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“You got me there…”
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> I hopped on top of a large boulder to get a better view of the barn
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“Hey, why don’t you cut the grass around here. I bet you could do it in like…ten seconds flat.”
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> “Ten seconds flat. I haven’t heard that one in a while.”
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“Yeah! Flat, Like Cloudchaser.”
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> Rainbow chuckled
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> “Believe me, I’ve asked Applejack about it plenty. If she wanted it done, she’d be on my flank all day about it.”
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“Are you telling me Applejack is bossier than you!?” I fained shock
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> “She can be a bit of a headache, but she keeps me from foolin around. Farm life is all about discipline, you can’t slack off, which is the headspace I need to be in if I want to try for the Wonderbolts again.”
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> I plucked the ends off some grass and waved it in her face.
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“It looks like you’re slacking.”
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> “Well it is her farm. I can’t just start cutting things.”
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“Oh please! You moved my stuff everywhere when we lived together. You even removed my ceiling fan because you said “It got in the way of your flying.”
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> “Well, it was in my way a lot…Though I might have also done it to get on your nerves.”
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“I knew it! You are evil!”
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> “Oh relax. ”
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“You put that much effort into getting on my nerves when all you needed to do was not try at all.”
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> “Ok, Pinkie.” she grumbled
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“But I know what gets on your nerves…”
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> I ran in front of her, our noses were but a couple inches apart as I trotted backwards.
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> “Pinkie. NO.”
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> I poked her nose
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“Boop”
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> “Pinkie.”
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> I did it again
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“Boop”
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> “Pinkie stop…”
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“Stop what!?”
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> “Stop doing that!”
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“You mean booping you?”
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> “Yeah, stop it.”
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“Say it! Say the word! I dare you!”
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> I poked Rainbows nose again and again
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> I knew she hated it
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“Boop.”
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“Boop.”
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“Boop!”
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“BOOP!”
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> “Buzz off Pinkie! Quit screwing around.”
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> Rainbow smacked my hoof away
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“Only if you say it.”
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> “Are you doing this because I didn't apologize?” She huffed
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> That got on my nerves
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> I had so much I wanted to say.
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> She had so many overdue apologies in the apology bank to cash in
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> She owed me so much, she didn’t even realize.
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> But I bit my tongue, now was not the time.
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“Yeah, Apologize. For flashing me! You know that suit has a hole in the crotch right?”
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>“It does not!”
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> I trotted behind her and lifted her tail
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“Yeah it does! Right here!
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“Boop!”
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> Rainbow jumped into the air
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> “Pinkie!”
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“Oh Rainboop Dash, what happened? You used to love it when I booped your butt!”
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> “Pinkie!” Rainbow growled
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“Butt boops, Boobie boops, Beaver boops. I booped you in places you didn’t even know you had!”
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> Rainbow rolled up her sleeves like she was getting ready for a fight
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> As if I’d ever fight her.
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> “If you say boop one one more time…”
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“HA! You said it!”
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> Rainbow froze mid sentence, her mouth hung open and hoof still pointing
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“I win!”
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> Her eye twitched as she fluttered back down to the ground Her face started to redden.
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>She tucked her head close to the ground, her legs and rump were in a pouncing position as she extended her wingspan above her head.
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>Her wings were brimming with feathers sharp as razors, she had grinded her outer wingspan into a thick layer of daggers.
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> The sunlight danced upon them making them sparkle like a fresh coat of glitter
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> As her wings absorbed the sun's rays, they began to change color and flicker many different shades of blue, purple and pink.
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“Look at you! So scary!” I teased
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> She tackled me, sending us rolling back up the path
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> When we were done spinning I found myself laying on my back, Rainbow’s hooves pressed over my shoulders.
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> She had a mean look on her face.
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> She started poking my nose really fast
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> “BoopBoopBoopBoop!” She yelled angrily
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> I burst into a fit of laughter
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“Stop!”
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“This is assault! I’m being booped to death! Call the cuddle police!” I yelled between giggles
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>Rainbow laughed as she poked my nose
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> “You’re the only mare I’ve ever met that said the word “boop” What the heck does it even mean?
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“I dunno…It just means..Boop.”
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> “You're weird, you know that?”
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“I prefer, fun”
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>She continued to stand over me
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"So are you and Applejack really going to go to fight this thing?"
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>"Oh, That's just AJ talking tough. We had a conversation earlier about living with her cousin down in Appaloosa if things got out of hoof."
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382.
"Do you think you'd like it down there?"
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383.
> "What's not to love? Open space, nice weather."
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384.
"And you're Wonderbolts career?"
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385.
> "I'm still young! I just need to help Applejack with this farm situation before I give it another shot.”
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386.
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387.
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388.
>My eyes were drawn to a fleshy blemish covered in irritated scabs. Just beneath her where her torso met her wing,
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389.
> I didn’t want to bring it up, by my eyes were fixed on it like a nasty habit
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390.
> Some things I just can’t let slide
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391.
“You’ve been stress preening again.”
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392.
> She shut her wings and started to walk towards the barn doors
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393.
"Rainbow…Rainbow, come back.”
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394.
> "It's none of your business Pinkie."
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395.
"It is my business. I'm your friend."
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396.
>Rainbow stopped dead in her tracks
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397.
> "Just a little. But I'm fine, don't worry about it."
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398.
> I wish I could but it wasn't in my nature
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399.
“Does Applejack know?”
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400.
> “No. But once this situation is sorted out I’ll stop.”
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401.
>Liar
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402.
“I hope so, I don’t like seeing you like that.”
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403.
> “Oh quit it! You kicked me out, you don’t care about me.”
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404.
“I was doing what I thought was best. You think I don’t worry about you. But I worry a lot. Even though I probably shouldn't after the way you treat me. I wish you could just be honest.”
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405.
> "Friends don't do what you did to me."
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406.
"You were scaring me! I tried my hardest…I did what I did because I loved you.”
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407.
> “Listen pinkie, Applejack and I are happy. What we had was fun while it lasted. But I’m with Applejack now…So it’s best if you move on too.”
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408.
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409.
> Rainbow unlocked the barn door and shoved it open
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410.
> The door squealed until it slammed against the inside wall
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411.
> It was dark, the only light came from the left hoof side of the barn where the sunlight punched through the holes.
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412.
> The light shot across the barn in short beams across the barn
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413.
>It reminded me of the disco ball at Pacific Glows club in Manehatten
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414.
> I went inside looking for the blueberries.
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415.
>“I’ve gotta get back to the house, remember to lock the barn when you’re done.”
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416.
> She gave me the keys and made her way back up the hill.
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417.
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418.
> I stumbled my way through the dark barn, dragging my hooves over any available surface.
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419.
> Maybe I wasn’t being fair to Rainbow, she seemed to be doing a little better without me.
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420.
> Maybe I’m the one who needs to let go.
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421.
>I stumbled upon a small sack resting on top of of a barrel
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422.
> I dug my hooves inside the pouch and helped myself, it was the blueberries
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423.
> All twenty of them.
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424.
> What a waste of time
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425.
> Marble would finish this in a second
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426.
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427.
> I made my way back
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428.
> The sun began shining through the cracks in the barn and I spotted something shining atop a cart hidden under a tarp
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429.
> I removed it and uncovered four large steel drums with taps
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430.
> I knocked the side of one of them with my ear pressed against it.
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431.
> It sounded full
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432.
> I cranked the valve and the contents started to slowly drip.
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433.
> It was thick like cream and white as snow
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434.
> Milk?
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435.
>I didn’t know Applejack had cows
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436.
>I wiped my hoof under the tap and brought it to my mouth
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437.
> It was definitely milk.
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438.
>super sweet milk! What was she feeding these cows? Pure sugar?
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439.
> I decided to help myself to a couple hoof-fulls.
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440.
> The initial flavour bit at the tastebuds with its harsh, sickly sugar taste that played in my mouth like fire.
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441.
> After the stinging saccharin resided the milk cooled my pallet with a soft marshmallow flavour and the thickness of cream.
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442.
> I was staggered by the many different tastes.
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443.
> It was like a marshmallow fucked a cupcake and I was drinking the cum dripping from the cupcakes…..
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444.
> It was amazing.
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445.
> Like nothing I had ever tried before.
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446.
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447.
> I found myself in a predicament
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448.
> A barrel this big would keep Marble busy all night.
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449.
> On one hoof I didn't like stealing from friends but it wasn't like I had any other options at this point.
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450.
> I already spent half the afternoon trying to find something for her to eat.
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451.
> I also needed to get back to Sugar Cube Corner to start the party.
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452.
> I leaned the barrel onto its side and rolled it off the wagon.
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453.
>I pushed the keg out the barn and down the lane.
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454.
> I felt like a total jerk
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455.
> I didn’t want to do this, but I had to.
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456.
> I have a family too
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457.
> And they needed me.
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Chapter 14: DERPY
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461.
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462.
> We whipped past the welcome sign into town
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463.
> Only ten minutes till we got back back to Rarity’s
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464.
> I was squished between Fluttershy's breasts the entire ride trying not to show how uncomfortably aroused I was.
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465.
> I had given up on trying to think straight.
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466.
> I couldn't resist my urges
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467.
> Somewhere between exiting the mine and the entrance to town I decided wanted to have sex with Fluttershy.
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468.
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469.
> I never thought much about gay sex.
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470.
> But started thinking about how it would work practicality.
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471.
> Between us we had six breasts, two butts, and two pairs of….Naughty bits.
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472.
> But the question remained
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473.
> How do two mares have sex?
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474.
> We were missing half the ingredients for baking a complete love muffin.
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475.
> I looked back up at Fluttershy
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476.
> Her hair flowed in the wind
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477.
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478.
> I wanted to run my hoof through her hair and press my face into hers
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479.
> I wanted to squeeze my passion into her body like I did my old pillow.
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480.
,> Share her breath and possess her energies.
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481.
> I want to drag my hoof over her crotch and drink her juices and milk her like a cow
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482.
> If only I had the nerve.
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483.
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484.
> "Sorry about this…I know it must be super awkward for you."
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485.
"No, it's ok. I like your boobs….They're very nice."
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486.
>"Oh, well that's very sweet. I like your boobs too."
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487.
"Thanks."
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488.
>...
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489.
> "Do you like the ones on my chest or the ones between my legs better?"
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490.
>...
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491.
> "Well…I think they're both nice. The ones on your chest are certainly bigger and more exciting…But the ones under your rump are nice too."
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492.
>...
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493.
"Do you like my butt?"
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494.
> Fluttershy's eyes darted back to the road
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495.
> Why did I say that?
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496.
> I'm such an idiot.
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497.
> "You have a nice butt..It's big…But in a good way."
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498.
>...
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499.
> "That's good."
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500.
>...
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501.
> I'm starting to think ponies as awkward as us weren't meant to talk to each other.
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502.
>...
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503.
> "I also really like your eyes."
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504.
"You're…Probably the only Pony in town who does.,"
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505.
> "They remind me of embers and golden autumn leaves."
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506.
>...
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507.
"Your eyes remind me of…
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508.
>Come on, woo her!
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509.
> Say something romantic.
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510.
"eggs."
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511.
> "Eggs?"
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512.
"Yeah…they're white….and shaped like eggs."
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513.
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514.
> Stupid brain
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515.
> Fluttershy laughed
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516.
> "Oh Muffins! You always have the most unique way of looking at things."
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517.
> Fluttershy chuckled and ruffled my mane
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518.
> "You're such a silly filly!"
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519.
> "And you're so….yellow….Like a baby chick
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520.
>...
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521.
> “Ummm…Is this your way of calling me chicken?"
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522.
> I blew it
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523.
> I'm never going to get laid
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524.
> "Of course not! Chickens are weird…You're…Beautiful."
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525.
> "Oh Muffins! Are you flirting with me?" she asked, teasing her mane.
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526.
> She’s onto me!
-
527.
> "No…I'm just…Being nice…"
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528.
>...
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529.
> "Oh…. I see…I’m glad that we’re friends
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530.
“Me too.”
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531.
> “Just friends!”
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532.
“Yep, two very close friends.”
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533.
> “The best of friends.”
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534.
“Exactly. The best of friends.”
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535.
>...
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536.
> I’m pathetic
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537.
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538.
> When we arrived back at the Boutique a line of angry ponies stood waiting.
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539.
> Fluttershy parked the scooter close to the door and we rushed past the bickering ponies, charging through the doors.
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540.
> I could hear the the crowd jeering as we entered
-
541.
> Rarity’s boutique was in shambles, pieces of cloth littered the floor and half finished dresses hung from the clothing racks.
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542.
“We got the stuff, Rarity!”
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543.
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544.
> “Perfect! I just finished your outfit!”
-
545.
> Rarity pulled the dress from the rack and I was floored
-
546.
> I colour was hint darker than my coat and every inch was decorated in yellow and silver jewels
-
547.
> I threw the jersey to the floor and it landed with a loud WHAP! And put on the dress on as fast as I could
-
548.
> It wrapped around my backside and draped over my sides hiding the containers, a white cloth hung from beneath my neck down to my hooves.
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549.
>My gosh
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550.
>It even had my cutiemark embroidered on the front.
-
551.
> I twirled myself in the mirror adoring the dress
-
552.
> “You look absolutely marvellous darling. Just one more thing.”
-
553.
>Rarity pulled out a pair of snow white socks and four black horseshoes.
-
554.
>I threw them on immediately
-
555.
>I could feel myself tearing up
-
556.
> I didn’t just look pretty
-
557.
> I felt pretty
-
558.
> Rarity…I don’t know what to say…”
-
559.
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560.
> “You certainly gave me quite the challenge. I’m sure you’ll be the best dressed. For the party tonight.”
-
561.
> “You really think so!?”
-
562.
> “Well…I spent so much time on your dress I neglected all my other orders. So I imagine you’ll be the belle of the ball…Sort of speak.”
-
563.
> I was going to be the shining star of the party and it felt great
-
564.
> I turned to Fluttershy and hugged her
-
565.
> “Thanks Fluttershy! I couldn’t do this without you.”
-
566.
> “You two love birds, have fun.” Rarity snickered.
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567.
> “I’ve got a ton of outfits I need to finish before those ponies outside break down my door.”
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568.
> Lovebirds?
-
569.
> How did she know I wanted to sleep with Fluttershy?
-
570.
> Was Rarity reading my mind?
-
571.
> Unicorns are scary.
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572.
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573.
> I pulled myself off Fluttershy and looked back in the mirror
-
574.
> What an embarrassing show of affection
-
575.
> "Rarity, do you have another's girdle? I sort of…lost mine."
-
576.
> Rarity glanced down at Fluttershy’s boobs that laid on the floor at her hooves.
-
577.
> Rarity looked flustered, as if she didn’t notice her friend's breasts pooling around her hooves.
-
578.
> "How did you…Did you lose my only…Oh Fluttershy.”
-
579.
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580.
> Fluttershy stared at the floor and swung her hoof back and forth in a slow, morose fashion.
-
581.
> “Well I do have something, But I have to warn you, It’s far from high fashion.”
-
582.
> Rarity went to her chest and pulled out a a couple bungee straps with hooks on the end
-
583.
> "Will this do?"
-
584.
> Fluttershy didn't look impressed
-
585.
> “Those will wonder wonderfully!” She replied with an unconvincing smile.
-
586.
> Rarity gave me the bungees
-
587.
> “Help her get these on, I need to get back to my work before I have a riot on my hooves.”
-
588.
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589.
> Fluttershy’s face turned red and started rubbing her hoof along her leg
-
590.
> My heart started to beat
-
591.
> I was going to touch her breasts
-
592.
> First base here I come!
-
593.
> I ran my hoof along her backside with the straps in hoof
-
594.
> "Be gentle back there."
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595.
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596.
> I pulled it around her back and down towards her breasts
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597.
> They were very heavy and rolled around in my hooves like jelly.
-
598.
> “Oh! Be careful, I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
-
599.
> Lifting her boobs required all my strength and willpower.
-
600.
> They were also super heavy
-
601.
> But with all my strength I managed
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602.
-
603.
> I tied the straps around her and back and around her breasts a couple times and finally I was done
-
604.
> They helped a little, her nipples were hanging half an inch from the ground, it didn’t look pleasant but at least they weren't lying on the floor anymore
-
605.
> The bands sounded like they were about to snap and pressed into her sides harshly
-
606.
"Are you sure you're OK with this, it looks really uncomfortable."
-
607.
> "It's fine…Let's just get to the party."
-
608.
> Fluttershy grabbed a bottle of wine from Rarity’s wine rack and the two of us trotted back to the scooter
-
609.
> When we left I could feel every ponies eyes glued on me.
-
610.
> For the first time I didn’t feel embarrassed.
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611.
> I was happy.
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