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The Misadventures of Derpy's Boobs 1.8

By Shroooomy
Created: 2022-08-27 04:24:21
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    Chapter 13: Pinkie
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  3. 3.
    > The farmhouse rested atop the tallest hill in Sweet Apple Acres, At the end of a dusty pathway that sharply winded at an almost ninety degree angle.
  4. 4.
    “Finally.”
  5. 5.
    > I was exhausted.
  6. 6.
    > Making my way across the farm was always a pain
  7. 7.
    > The Apple family went to great efforts to preserve the land's natural beauty the best they could.
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    > All trails were formed naturally by hoof and the grass was unkempt like jungle weeds.
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    > The farm occupied a number of biomes from pond’s, swamps and caves.
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    > The land was an amalgamation of many unique ecosystems.
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    > Many of the different species of animals and plants that resided on the property are foreign to this part of Equestria.
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    > Fluttershy used to spend hours here naming each new creature she found.
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    > Sweet Apple Acres is a pristine, virgin land.
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  15. 15.
    > But despite all that…
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    > I still wish Applejack would pave a road through this fucking place.
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    > Every time I come here I get lost neck deep in a smelly old marsh or I find myself falling down a cavern hidden under a bush.
  18. 18.
    > Today was not the day for getting lost.
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    > But despite my best efforts I always did.
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    > My socks, shorts and shirt were soaked in swampy green slime after trudging through a chin deep wetland mud puddle for twenty minutes and I was beyond tired.
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    > My stomach was starting to feel a little funny too but not too bad that I couldn't ignore it.
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    > Funnily enough the words “Put a Bun In This Oven” Remained pronounced across my shirt.
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    > For a gag shirt it held up quite well.
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  25. 25.
    > Shortly after that I found myself in an evergreen forest getting pricked by pine needles that were no doubt stuck all throughout my mane and tail.
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    > Nature was getting its revenge
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    > The years of town life had softened me and weakened my Earth Pony instincts.
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    > I ascended the summit and saw the sun setting behind the westerly mountains, the sky was covered in fluffy purple clouds
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    > The only sunlight came through a large tear in the sky beyond rows of tidy apple trees that stretched for about a mile.
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  32. 32.
    > The sun was shining over Old Ponyville like a spotlight
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    > Old Ponyville is a haunting place.
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    > A black stain on the county's history. A place I tried to put it in the back of my mind.
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  36. 36.
    > I don’t understand how Derpy and Fluttershy could near live in such place
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    > Visiting her after she lost her job was awful.
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    > The smell of egg was enough to make anypony sick.
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    >If I stayed too long I would start feeling extremely light headed and my vision would blur.
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  41. 41.
    > I felt sorry for Derpy.
  42. 42.
    > She's a good friend
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    > There is no pony more compassionate and sympathetic than her.
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    > I just wish she wasn’t so mousy.
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    > it was a major turn off.
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    >She lived closer to the mines than anypony and I worried for her
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    > While everypony avoided the place like death she was practically bathing in a chemical stew of Celestia-Knows-What they found in those mines.
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    > I pitied them both. Derpy was too attached to her memories to abandon her ramshackle ball and chain while Fluttershy had the complacency of a whores husband and tolerated everything.
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    > Despite how hard I tried, sometimes you can’t help ponies that don't want to be helped.
  51. 51.
    > But I'll keep trying.
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    > I wiped my brow of sweat collecting a mixture of swamp slime and pine needles in my hoof.
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    > It was unbelievably humid but I was welcomed with a gentle breeze when I reached the summit.
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    >The view was wide and expensive and the sunset was gorgeous.
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    >The air up here was clean, fireflies hovered by the garden next to the rustic farmhouse, still charming as it was when the Apples raised almost a hundred years ago
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    > Or so I imagine.
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    > The place needed some work but I found its imperfections endearing.
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    > I took advantage of the much needed calmness.
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    > Despite it being a pain in the plot to get here it always felt like home to me
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    > It must be my Earth Pony instincts.
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    > Any pony who comes from a long line of ponies who love nothing more than playing in dirt and raising a family would feel at home here.
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    > I come from simple pleasures.
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    >....
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    > I’ve wasted too much time. I need to get some food for Marble.
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  68. 68.
    > I went up to the creaky wooden stairs and knocked on the old farmhouse door
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    > Rainbow’s head peaked through the crack in the door before opening it fully.
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    > She stood in the doorway wearing an ill-fitting black suit with a white undershirt covered in wrinkles.
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    > Her tie hung limply around her neck, not even tied, just placed around her neck like a rope.
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    > She smelled like whisky, her gaze was distant like a broken toy.
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    > Her face was limp, unmoving and lifeless.
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    > The wind howled through the porch
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    > This was awkward.
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    > “Nice shirt.”
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    “Oh, Yeah, I just threw it on…I didn’t expect to see you here.” I said forcing myself to laugh
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    > “I live here.” Rainbow said blunt as a rock to the head.
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    “You sure do! You know,I never took you for a farmer.”
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    > “Well, All things considered I never took you as a prostitute.”
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    “Yeah…Neither did I.”
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    > The wind howled through the balcony only extenuating the awkwardness.
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    >...
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    > Oh my fuck this was uncomfortable
  87. 87.
    > Okay, Just stay cool
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    > She ain’t worth the drama, she just wants to fight.
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    > Whatever she says, Just don't entertain it.
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    > I’m here for Marble.
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    > It’s all for Marble.
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  93. 93.
    > “Well, it's nice meeting up, you look great.”
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    > Her eyes narrowed
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    > I tried to walk past her but she stopped me with her hoof
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    > “I thought you had a party to plan.”
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    “I do! But I really need some apples.”
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    > “This isn’t a good time.”
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    “I know! I have guests coming over really soon! You’re still coming right?”
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    > "I don’t know."
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    > I’ve never felt so uncomfortable in my entire life.
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    > She was the only mare that could both make my heart flutter and give me a migraine at the same time.
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    > “Pinkie, you should go.”
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    “Don’t worry I will, Just need to speak with AppleJack.”
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    > I tried to push my way past her again but she blocked me and sent my hooves pitter pattering across the porch with a large shove.”
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    “Hey! Don’t push me!”
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    > “Pinkie, I said leave.”
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    “She’s not just for you. She’s my friend too.”
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    > Rainbow leaned her front leg against the door frame
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    > “I’m not letting you in.”
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  113. 113.
    > How immature
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    > Rainbow’s always been a real piece of work
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    > She’s such a wannabe with her suit and drinking all the time.
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    > And she tells me to grow up.
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    > She wants to be cool so badly
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    “This isn’t about you Rainbow, I just wanna see Applejack.”
  119. 119.
    > Rainbow rolled her eyes
  120. 120.
    > “Yeah, I know. How come you never come here to ever see me.”
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    “Are you ready to apologize?”
  122. 122.
    > “Heck no.”
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    “Well, I guess we really don’t have much to talk about.”
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    > She stood in the doorway looking like she was going to pounce on me
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    > I didn’t have time for this.
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    > I hopped above her head and yelled into the house as loud as I could
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    “APPLEJACK! CAN I COME IN!?!”
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  129. 129.
    > Rainbow slammed her hoof on the floor
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    > "Why don't you ever listen!"
  131. 131.
    "Why are you so stubborn?"
  132. 132.
    > “Why are you so annoying!?"
  133. 133.
    "Why are you such a jerk!?"
  134. 134.
    > "Why do you always make everything so difficult!?" We yelled at the same time
  135. 135.
    > We both covered our mouths in unison
  136. 136.
    > Rainbow reached into her front pocket and fumbled a small pill in her hooves.
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    > She dropped it and it fell through a crack in the porch
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    > "Darn it Pinkie! I only get a couple of these a month."
  139. 139.
    "I'm sorry…What are they?"
  140. 140.
    > "They're for my…"
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  142. 142.
    > "What's with all the yelling!? Is that Pinkie?” Applejack called
  143. 143.
    > “Yeah, she won’t leave.”
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    >There was a long pause
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    > “Well let her in for Celestia’s sake!”
  146. 146.
    > Rainbow stared at me for a long moment
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    > “Best behavior Pinkie, I’m serious.”
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    I grabbed a horseshoe off the table and held it over my head like a halo
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    “Always.”
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    > Rainbow rolled her eyes and held the door open for me
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    > I stuck my tongue out at Dash as I trotted inside.
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    > "You are such a pain in the plot."
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    “You love it!” I giggled
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  156. 156.
    > We went through the house and into the kitchen.
  157. 157.
    > Applejack was sitting at the table, her hooves wrapped around her head leaning into the table with a bottle of wine at a quick reach
  158. 158.
    > Rainbow stroked her arm on as she made her way to the keg of cider
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    > “Brave face AJ, Pinkie’s here.”
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    > She poured herself a cup of cider and grabbed a seat at the edge of the table opposite of Applejack.
  161. 161.
    > Dash sat with her front leg draped over the top of the chair while she stretched her back legs wide.
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    > Her breast were dodgeballs between her legs, she had a rip small in the suit that stretched from the bottom of her breasts to the dock of her tail
  163. 163.
    > I don’t think she noticed.
  164. 164.
    > But I could see everything.
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    > Like everything Dash did it was very unmare-like, unknowingly making a fool of herself once again.
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  167. 167.
    > I put my hoof on Applejacks head and stroked her mane.
  168. 168.
    > She shook with each frustrated breath, followed by a fit of sobs.
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    “What's wrong, Applejack?”
  170. 170.
    > Dash sat across from us holding her cup just below her chin. She looked like she had seen a ghost.
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    “Rainbow…What happened?”
  172. 172.
    > She darted her head to the ground and took large inhales of her cigarette, tapping her hoof incessantly and shaking like a cold breeze just swept through the room.
  173. 173.
    > Worry tugged at her face, her lips shivered and her eyes were stapled to the floorboards.
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  175. 175.
    > I knew Rainbow better than most
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    > And unfortunately, Rainbow did this a lot.
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    > Like most pegasi, she believed crying was weakness, instead of dealing with her emotions she would shut down.
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    > It was in her nature
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    > The pressures of the academy and the mentality she was expected to uphold exhausted her
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  181. 181.
    > It was well known that many pegasi preen themselves into flightlessness over less.
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    Rainbow was strong but she needed help.
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    > As much as it bothered me, I think being with Applejack is good for her. But she wasn't above her nature.
  184. 184.
    > She never asked for help and would preen herself a lot.
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    > It always hurt me seeing the way she treated herself.
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  187. 187.
    > While Rainbow was trying to compose herself, Applejack was buried in her hooves.
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    > These mares were beyond help.
  189. 189.
    “What happened Rainbow!?” I snapped
  190. 190.
    > Rainbow held her hoof over her mouth, I could see the tears welling in her eyes
  191. 191.
    > I new she wasn't going to cry
  192. 192.
    > She was too stubborn to allow herself.
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    > She started to heave like she was going to vomit
  194. 194.
    > This was killing me
  195. 195.
    > I sat on the edge of my seat
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    "Come on Rainbow…You can do it.
  197. 197.
    > Her heaving stopped and she paused for a moment.
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    > “Applejack lost the farm.” She spat thro8gh her hooves.
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    > Her chair screeched along the floor as she jumped from her seat and through the rear door of the farmhouse.
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  202. 202.
    >Applejack lost the farm?
  203. 203.
    > No, this couldn't be true,
  204. 204.
    > It didn't make sense
  205. 205.
    > I turned to Applejack who was still sobbing intensely
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  207. 207.
    > I grabbed a seat next to her and pulled it close
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    “How did this happen?”
  209. 209.
    > Applejack lifted her head, her face was a red mess of tears.
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    > “Filthy Rich…He came around the farm earlier today an offered us a bunch of bits to buy the farm.”
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    > Applejack sniffled and poured herself a glass of wine.
  212. 212.
    “You sold him Sweet Apple Acres!?”
  213. 213.
    > “Of course not. I wouldn't sell the farm to nopony."
  214. 214.
    "Then what happened?"
  215. 215.
    After I refused he returned with a bunch of his big city lawyer types, saying he could have the farm shut down for causing mutations.”
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  217. 217.
    > Now I was starting to worry
  218. 218.
    “What kind of mutations?”
  219. 219.
    > “Apparently all the mares here in town have large breasts because there’s something in the dirt that contaminates the food.”
  220. 220.
    >I started to feel guilt wash over me
  221. 221.
    > I hope I didn’t unintentionally give Filthy this idea.
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  223. 223.
     
  224. 224.
    “But that can’t be true! You always take pride in your farm, you wouldn’t let ponies get sick!"
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    > I wiped a tear from her eye
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    > “He said that he would have Celestia's bureau of investigations come to inspect the property."
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    "That doesn't sound too bad, I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors!"
  228. 228.
    > Applejack slammed her glass on the the table
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    “One misdemeanor and we're done! I know those ponies up in Canterlot will find any excuse to shut down the farm so the princess can use the land for whatever she likes”
  230. 230.
    >Applejack poured herself another glass
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    > “She’ll probably use it to open an exotic animal petting zoo or sell it to some amusement park company.”
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  233. 233.
    “Applejack. I’m so sorry.”
  234. 234.
    >I hugged her and she gripped me tightly.
  235. 235.
    > I wasn’t sure what to say, this was the worst news ever.
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    > "I think Filthy is going to try and lower the property value."
  237. 237.
    > I pulled Applejack into me and leaned my head on her shoulder.
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    “Don’t worry Applejack, I won’t let them take the farm. I Pinkie promise, I’ll have your back 100% of the way.”
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    > “You’ve always been a great friend Pinkie…But I think it might be too late. The time of family owned farms is over in these parts…"
  241. 241.
    Applejack stared at the bottle of wine looking distant
  242. 242.
    > Why would Filthy Rich want the farm?
  243. 243.
    > What would he need all this space for?
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  245. 245.
     
  246. 246.
    > Applejack slammed her glass on the table
  247. 247.
    > "Well I ain't movin! They can build whatever they want, this house is mine!"
  248. 248.
    "That's the spirit, Applejack!"
  249. 249.
    > Rainbow staggered back into the room wiping her Mouth with her sleeve.
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    > "Rainbow, Get ready for a fight! The two of us ain’t let them take the farm! They’ll have to take it from our cold, dead hooves."
  251. 251.
    > Rainbow held her mouth again and lurched forward
  252. 252.
    > "You alright sugar plum?"
  253. 253.
    >Rainbow nodded and rushed outside again
  254. 254.
    >The two of us turned to each other and sighed
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    > "Pegasi"
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  257. 257.
    > She felt her fiddling the curls of my mane
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    > “You’ve always been a great friend Pinkie.”
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    “You too Applejack.”
  260. 260.
    > We sat staring out the window above the sink
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    > The sun was almost down
  262. 262.
    > I didn’t want to leave her, but Marble was still at home and she needed food desperately.
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    "Applejack, I know this isn't the best time but I really need some apples, do you have a bag laying around I can have?"
  264. 264.
    > “Sadly Pinkie, I can’t let anypony eat any of the apples off the farm, I don’t want to risk anypony getting even a stomach ache and risk the bad publicity. But I had Applebloom pick some blueberries down in the valley this morning if that’ll do ya fine.”
  265. 265.
    “I guess those will do.”
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    > “RAINBOW!”
  267. 267.
    > She stumbled back inside
  268. 268.
    > “Open up the barn for Pinkie.”
  269. 269.
    > Rainbow nodded and grabbed the keys off the hook.
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  271. 271.
    > “You two play nice now, I ain’t in the mood for your melodramatics right now.”
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    > I followed Rainbow out the door and down the hill
  273. 273.
    > I hadn’t talked to Rainbow in a long time.
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    > Not that I didn’t want to. I still had a lot I wanted to say to her.
  275. 275.
    > Now wasn’t the time.
  276. 276.
    > But maybe I could tray and cheer her up a bit
  277. 277.
    > I can’t stand seeing the ponies I care about upset
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    “So, I guess you guys won’t be coming to the party then.”
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    > “We really aren’t in a party mood right now, Pinkie.”
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    “I know, I just hoped maybe it would give us an opportunity to talk again.”
  281. 281.
    > “What's there to talk about?”
  282. 282.
    > Unbelievable.
  283. 283.
    “Well for one…What the heck are you wearing?!”
  284. 284.
    > “What do you mean? It’s a suit.”
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    “I don’t think it would suit anypony.” I giggled
  286. 286.
    > “Really? You’re doing this now?”
  287. 287.
    “Of course! You’re not planning on wearing something this ridiculous again are you?”
  288. 288.
    > “You’re one to talk, You look like you crawled out of a swamp!”
  289. 289.
    “You got me there…”
  290. 290.
    > I hopped on top of a large boulder to get a better view of the barn
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    “Hey, why don’t you cut the grass around here. I bet you could do it in like…ten seconds flat.”
  292. 292.
    > “Ten seconds flat. I haven’t heard that one in a while.”
  293. 293.
    “Yeah! Flat, Like Cloudchaser.”
  294. 294.
    > Rainbow chuckled
  295. 295.
    > “Believe me, I’ve asked Applejack about it plenty. If she wanted it done, she’d be on my flank all day about it.”
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    “Are you telling me Applejack is bossier than you!?” I fained shock
  297. 297.
    > “She can be a bit of a headache, but she keeps me from foolin around. Farm life is all about discipline, you can’t slack off, which is the headspace I need to be in if I want to try for the Wonderbolts again.”
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  299. 299.
    > I plucked the ends off some grass and waved it in her face.
  300. 300.
    “It looks like you’re slacking.”
  301. 301.
    > “Well it is her farm. I can’t just start cutting things.”
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    “Oh please! You moved my stuff everywhere when we lived together. You even removed my ceiling fan because you said “It got in the way of your flying.”
  303. 303.
    > “Well, it was in my way a lot…Though I might have also done it to get on your nerves.”
  304. 304.
    “I knew it! You are evil!”
  305. 305.
    > “Oh relax. ”
  306. 306.
    “You put that much effort into getting on my nerves when all you needed to do was not try at all.”
  307. 307.
    > “Ok, Pinkie.” she grumbled
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  309. 309.
    “But I know what gets on your nerves…”
  310. 310.
    > I ran in front of her, our noses were but a couple inches apart as I trotted backwards.
  311. 311.
    > “Pinkie. NO.”
  312. 312.
    > I poked her nose
  313. 313.
    “Boop”
  314. 314.
    > “Pinkie.”
  315. 315.
    > I did it again
  316. 316.
    “Boop”
  317. 317.
    > “Pinkie stop…”
  318. 318.
    “Stop what!?”
  319. 319.
    > “Stop doing that!”
  320. 320.
    “You mean booping you?”
  321. 321.
    > “Yeah, stop it.”
  322. 322.
    “Say it! Say the word! I dare you!”
  323. 323.
    > I poked Rainbows nose again and again
  324. 324.
    > I knew she hated it
  325. 325.
    “Boop.”
  326. 326.
    “Boop.”
  327. 327.
    “Boop!”
  328. 328.
    “BOOP!”
  329. 329.
     
  330. 330.
    > “Buzz off Pinkie! Quit screwing around.”
  331. 331.
    > Rainbow smacked my hoof away
  332. 332.
    “Only if you say it.”
  333. 333.
    > “Are you doing this because I didn't apologize?” She huffed
  334. 334.
    > That got on my nerves
  335. 335.
    > I had so much I wanted to say.
  336. 336.
    > She had so many overdue apologies in the apology bank to cash in
  337. 337.
    > She owed me so much, she didn’t even realize.
  338. 338.
    > But I bit my tongue, now was not the time.
  339. 339.
    “Yeah, Apologize. For flashing me! You know that suit has a hole in the crotch right?”
  340. 340.
    >“It does not!”
  341. 341.
    > I trotted behind her and lifted her tail
  342. 342.
    “Yeah it does! Right here!
  343. 343.
    “Boop!”
  344. 344.
    > Rainbow jumped into the air
  345. 345.
     
  346. 346.
    > “Pinkie!”
  347. 347.
    “Oh Rainboop Dash, what happened? You used to love it when I booped your butt!”
  348. 348.
    > “Pinkie!” Rainbow growled
  349. 349.
    “Butt boops, Boobie boops, Beaver boops. I booped you in places you didn’t even know you had!”
  350. 350.
    > Rainbow rolled up her sleeves like she was getting ready for a fight
  351. 351.
    > As if I’d ever fight her.
  352. 352.
     
  353. 353.
    > “If you say boop one one more time…”
  354. 354.
    “HA! You said it!”
  355. 355.
    > Rainbow froze mid sentence, her mouth hung open and hoof still pointing
  356. 356.
    “I win!”
  357. 357.
    > Her eye twitched as she fluttered back down to the ground Her face started to redden.
  358. 358.
    >She tucked her head close to the ground, her legs and rump were in a pouncing position as she extended her wingspan above her head.
  359. 359.
    >Her wings were brimming with feathers sharp as razors, she had grinded her outer wingspan into a thick layer of daggers.
  360. 360.
    > The sunlight danced upon them making them sparkle like a fresh coat of glitter
  361. 361.
    > As her wings absorbed the sun's rays, they began to change color and flicker many different shades of blue, purple and pink.
  362. 362.
    “Look at you! So scary!” I teased
  363. 363.
    > She tackled me, sending us rolling back up the path
  364. 364.
    > When we were done spinning I found myself laying on my back, Rainbow’s hooves pressed over my shoulders.
  365. 365.
    > She had a mean look on her face.
  366. 366.
     
  367. 367.
    > She started poking my nose really fast
  368. 368.
    > “BoopBoopBoopBoop!” She yelled angrily
  369. 369.
    > I burst into a fit of laughter
  370. 370.
    “Stop!”
  371. 371.
    “This is assault! I’m being booped to death! Call the cuddle police!” I yelled between giggles
  372. 372.
    >Rainbow laughed as she poked my nose
  373. 373.
    > “You’re the only mare I’ve ever met that said the word “boop” What the heck does it even mean?
  374. 374.
    “I dunno…It just means..Boop.”
  375. 375.
    > “You're weird, you know that?”
  376. 376.
    “I prefer, fun”
  377. 377.
     
  378. 378.
     
  379. 379.
    >She continued to stand over me
  380. 380.
    "So are you and Applejack really going to go to fight this thing?"
  381. 381.
    >"Oh, That's just AJ talking tough. We had a conversation earlier about living with her cousin down in Appaloosa if things got out of hoof."
  382. 382.
    "Do you think you'd like it down there?"
  383. 383.
    > "What's not to love? Open space, nice weather."
  384. 384.
    "And you're Wonderbolts career?"
  385. 385.
    > "I'm still young! I just need to help Applejack with this farm situation before I give it another shot.”
  386. 386.
     
  387. 387.
     
  388. 388.
    >My eyes were drawn to a fleshy blemish covered in irritated scabs. Just beneath her where her torso met her wing,
  389. 389.
    > I didn’t want to bring it up, by my eyes were fixed on it like a nasty habit
  390. 390.
    > Some things I just can’t let slide
  391. 391.
    “You’ve been stress preening again.”
  392. 392.
    > She shut her wings and started to walk towards the barn doors
  393. 393.
    "Rainbow…Rainbow, come back.”
  394. 394.
    > "It's none of your business Pinkie."
  395. 395.
    "It is my business. I'm your friend."
  396. 396.
    >Rainbow stopped dead in her tracks
  397. 397.
    > "Just a little. But I'm fine, don't worry about it."
  398. 398.
    > I wish I could but it wasn't in my nature
  399. 399.
    “Does Applejack know?”
  400. 400.
    > “No. But once this situation is sorted out I’ll stop.”
  401. 401.
    >Liar
  402. 402.
    “I hope so, I don’t like seeing you like that.”
  403. 403.
    > “Oh quit it! You kicked me out, you don’t care about me.”
  404. 404.
    “I was doing what I thought was best. You think I don’t worry about you. But I worry a lot. Even though I probably shouldn't after the way you treat me. I wish you could just be honest.”
  405. 405.
    > "Friends don't do what you did to me."
  406. 406.
    "You were scaring me! I tried my hardest…I did what I did because I loved you.”
  407. 407.
    > “Listen pinkie, Applejack and I are happy. What we had was fun while it lasted. But I’m with Applejack now…So it’s best if you move on too.”
  408. 408.
     
  409. 409.
    > Rainbow unlocked the barn door and shoved it open
  410. 410.
    > The door squealed until it slammed against the inside wall
  411. 411.
    > It was dark, the only light came from the left hoof side of the barn where the sunlight punched through the holes.
  412. 412.
    > The light shot across the barn in short beams across the barn
  413. 413.
    >It reminded me of the disco ball at Pacific Glows club in Manehatten
  414. 414.
    > I went inside looking for the blueberries.
  415. 415.
    >“I’ve gotta get back to the house, remember to lock the barn when you’re done.”
  416. 416.
    > She gave me the keys and made her way back up the hill.
  417. 417.
     
  418. 418.
    > I stumbled my way through the dark barn, dragging my hooves over any available surface.
  419. 419.
    > Maybe I wasn’t being fair to Rainbow, she seemed to be doing a little better without me.
  420. 420.
    > Maybe I’m the one who needs to let go.
  421. 421.
    >I stumbled upon a small sack resting on top of of a barrel
  422. 422.
    > I dug my hooves inside the pouch and helped myself, it was the blueberries
  423. 423.
    > All twenty of them.
  424. 424.
    > What a waste of time
  425. 425.
    > Marble would finish this in a second
  426. 426.
     
  427. 427.
    > I made my way back
  428. 428.
    > The sun began shining through the cracks in the barn and I spotted something shining atop a cart hidden under a tarp
  429. 429.
    > I removed it and uncovered four large steel drums with taps
  430. 430.
    > I knocked the side of one of them with my ear pressed against it.
  431. 431.
    > It sounded full
  432. 432.
    > I cranked the valve and the contents started to slowly drip.
  433. 433.
    > It was thick like cream and white as snow
  434. 434.
    > Milk?
  435. 435.
    >I didn’t know Applejack had cows
  436. 436.
    >I wiped my hoof under the tap and brought it to my mouth
  437. 437.
    > It was definitely milk.
  438. 438.
    >super sweet milk! What was she feeding these cows? Pure sugar?
  439. 439.
    > I decided to help myself to a couple hoof-fulls.
  440. 440.
    > The initial flavour bit at the tastebuds with its harsh, sickly sugar taste that played in my mouth like fire.
  441. 441.
    > After the stinging saccharin resided the milk cooled my pallet with a soft marshmallow flavour and the thickness of cream.
  442. 442.
    > I was staggered by the many different tastes.
  443. 443.
    > It was like a marshmallow fucked a cupcake and I was drinking the cum dripping from the cupcakes…..
  444. 444.
    > It was amazing.
  445. 445.
    > Like nothing I had ever tried before.
  446. 446.
     
  447. 447.
    > I found myself in a predicament
  448. 448.
    > A barrel this big would keep Marble busy all night.
  449. 449.
    > On one hoof I didn't like stealing from friends but it wasn't like I had any other options at this point.
  450. 450.
    > I already spent half the afternoon trying to find something for her to eat.
  451. 451.
    > I also needed to get back to Sugar Cube Corner to start the party.
  452. 452.
    > I leaned the barrel onto its side and rolled it off the wagon.
  453. 453.
    >I pushed the keg out the barn and down the lane.
  454. 454.
    > I felt like a total jerk
  455. 455.
    > I didn’t want to do this, but I had to.
  456. 456.
    > I have a family too
  457. 457.
    > And they needed me.
  458. 458.
     
  459. 459.
     
  460. 460.
    Chapter 14: DERPY
  461. 461.
     
  462. 462.
    > We whipped past the welcome sign into town
  463. 463.
    > Only ten minutes till we got back back to Rarity’s
  464. 464.
    > I was squished between Fluttershy's breasts the entire ride trying not to show how uncomfortably aroused I was.
  465. 465.
    > I had given up on trying to think straight.
  466. 466.
    > I couldn't resist my urges
  467. 467.
    > Somewhere between exiting the mine and the entrance to town I decided wanted to have sex with Fluttershy.
  468. 468.
     
  469. 469.
    > I never thought much about gay sex.
  470. 470.
    > But started thinking about how it would work practicality.
  471. 471.
    > Between us we had six breasts, two butts, and two pairs of….Naughty bits.
  472. 472.
    > But the question remained
  473. 473.
    > How do two mares have sex?
  474. 474.
    > We were missing half the ingredients for baking a complete love muffin.
  475. 475.
    > I looked back up at Fluttershy
  476. 476.
    > Her hair flowed in the wind
  477. 477.
     
  478. 478.
    > I wanted to run my hoof through her hair and press my face into hers
  479. 479.
    > I wanted to squeeze my passion into her body like I did my old pillow.
  480. 480.
    ,> Share her breath and possess her energies.
  481. 481.
    > I want to drag my hoof over her crotch and drink her juices and milk her like a cow
  482. 482.
    > If only I had the nerve.
  483. 483.
     
  484. 484.
    > "Sorry about this…I know it must be super awkward for you."
  485. 485.
    "No, it's ok. I like your boobs….They're very nice."
  486. 486.
    >"Oh, well that's very sweet. I like your boobs too."
  487. 487.
    "Thanks."
  488. 488.
    >...
  489. 489.
    > "Do you like the ones on my chest or the ones between my legs better?"
  490. 490.
    >...
  491. 491.
    > "Well…I think they're both nice. The ones on your chest are certainly bigger and more exciting…But the ones under your rump are nice too."
  492. 492.
    >...
  493. 493.
    "Do you like my butt?"
  494. 494.
    > Fluttershy's eyes darted back to the road
  495. 495.
    > Why did I say that?
  496. 496.
    > I'm such an idiot.
  497. 497.
    > "You have a nice butt..It's big…But in a good way."
  498. 498.
    >...
  499. 499.
    > "That's good."
  500. 500.
    >...
  501. 501.
    > I'm starting to think ponies as awkward as us weren't meant to talk to each other.
  502. 502.
    >...
  503. 503.
    > "I also really like your eyes."
  504. 504.
    "You're…Probably the only Pony in town who does.,"
  505. 505.
    > "They remind me of embers and golden autumn leaves."
  506. 506.
    >...
  507. 507.
    "Your eyes remind me of…
  508. 508.
    >Come on, woo her!
  509. 509.
    > Say something romantic.
  510. 510.
    "eggs."
  511. 511.
    > "Eggs?"
  512. 512.
    "Yeah…they're white….and shaped like eggs."
  513. 513.
     
  514. 514.
    > Stupid brain
  515. 515.
    > Fluttershy laughed
  516. 516.
    > "Oh Muffins! You always have the most unique way of looking at things."
  517. 517.
    > Fluttershy chuckled and ruffled my mane
  518. 518.
    > "You're such a silly filly!"
  519. 519.
    > "And you're so….yellow….Like a baby chick
  520. 520.
    >...
  521. 521.
    > “Ummm…Is this your way of calling me chicken?"
  522. 522.
    > I blew it
  523. 523.
    > I'm never going to get laid
  524. 524.
    > "Of course not! Chickens are weird…You're…Beautiful."
  525. 525.
    > "Oh Muffins! Are you flirting with me?" she asked, teasing her mane.
  526. 526.
    > She’s onto me!
  527. 527.
    > "No…I'm just…Being nice…"
  528. 528.
    >...
  529. 529.
    > "Oh…. I see…I’m glad that we’re friends
  530. 530.
    “Me too.”
  531. 531.
    > “Just friends!”
  532. 532.
    “Yep, two very close friends.”
  533. 533.
    > “The best of friends.”
  534. 534.
    “Exactly. The best of friends.”
  535. 535.
    >...
  536. 536.
    > I’m pathetic
  537. 537.
     
  538. 538.
    > When we arrived back at the Boutique a line of angry ponies stood waiting.
  539. 539.
    > Fluttershy parked the scooter close to the door and we rushed past the bickering ponies, charging through the doors.
  540. 540.
    > I could hear the the crowd jeering as we entered
  541. 541.
    > Rarity’s boutique was in shambles, pieces of cloth littered the floor and half finished dresses hung from the clothing racks.
  542. 542.
    “We got the stuff, Rarity!”
  543. 543.
     
  544. 544.
    > “Perfect! I just finished your outfit!”
  545. 545.
    > Rarity pulled the dress from the rack and I was floored
  546. 546.
    > I colour was hint darker than my coat and every inch was decorated in yellow and silver jewels
  547. 547.
    > I threw the jersey to the floor and it landed with a loud WHAP! And put on the dress on as fast as I could
  548. 548.
    > It wrapped around my backside and draped over my sides hiding the containers, a white cloth hung from beneath my neck down to my hooves.
  549. 549.
    >My gosh
  550. 550.
    >It even had my cutiemark embroidered on the front.
  551. 551.
    > I twirled myself in the mirror adoring the dress
  552. 552.
    > “You look absolutely marvellous darling. Just one more thing.”
  553. 553.
    >Rarity pulled out a pair of snow white socks and four black horseshoes.
  554. 554.
    >I threw them on immediately
  555. 555.
    >I could feel myself tearing up
  556. 556.
    > I didn’t just look pretty
  557. 557.
    > I felt pretty
  558. 558.
    > Rarity…I don’t know what to say…”
  559. 559.
     
  560. 560.
    > “You certainly gave me quite the challenge. I’m sure you’ll be the best dressed. For the party tonight.”
  561. 561.
    > “You really think so!?”
  562. 562.
    > “Well…I spent so much time on your dress I neglected all my other orders. So I imagine you’ll be the belle of the ball…Sort of speak.”
  563. 563.
    > I was going to be the shining star of the party and it felt great
  564. 564.
    > I turned to Fluttershy and hugged her
  565. 565.
    > “Thanks Fluttershy! I couldn’t do this without you.”
  566. 566.
    > “You two love birds, have fun.” Rarity snickered.
  567. 567.
    > “I’ve got a ton of outfits I need to finish before those ponies outside break down my door.”
  568. 568.
    > Lovebirds?
  569. 569.
    > How did she know I wanted to sleep with Fluttershy?
  570. 570.
    > Was Rarity reading my mind?
  571. 571.
    > Unicorns are scary.
  572. 572.
     
  573. 573.
    > I pulled myself off Fluttershy and looked back in the mirror
  574. 574.
    > What an embarrassing show of affection
  575. 575.
    > "Rarity, do you have another's girdle? I sort of…lost mine."
  576. 576.
    > Rarity glanced down at Fluttershy’s boobs that laid on the floor at her hooves.
  577. 577.
    > Rarity looked flustered, as if she didn’t notice her friend's breasts pooling around her hooves.
  578. 578.
    > "How did you…Did you lose my only…Oh Fluttershy.”
  579. 579.
     
  580. 580.
    > Fluttershy stared at the floor and swung her hoof back and forth in a slow, morose fashion.
  581. 581.
    > “Well I do have something, But I have to warn you, It’s far from high fashion.”
  582. 582.
    > Rarity went to her chest and pulled out a a couple bungee straps with hooks on the end
  583. 583.
    > "Will this do?"
  584. 584.
    > Fluttershy didn't look impressed
  585. 585.
    > “Those will wonder wonderfully!” She replied with an unconvincing smile.
  586. 586.
    > Rarity gave me the bungees
  587. 587.
    > “Help her get these on, I need to get back to my work before I have a riot on my hooves.”
  588. 588.
     
  589. 589.
    > Fluttershy’s face turned red and started rubbing her hoof along her leg
  590. 590.
    > My heart started to beat
  591. 591.
    > I was going to touch her breasts
  592. 592.
    > First base here I come!
  593. 593.
    > I ran my hoof along her backside with the straps in hoof
  594. 594.
    > "Be gentle back there."
  595. 595.
     
  596. 596.
    > I pulled it around her back and down towards her breasts
  597. 597.
    > They were very heavy and rolled around in my hooves like jelly.
  598. 598.
    > “Oh! Be careful, I don’t want you to hurt yourself.”
  599. 599.
    > Lifting her boobs required all my strength and willpower.
  600. 600.
    > They were also super heavy
  601. 601.
    > But with all my strength I managed
  602. 602.
     
  603. 603.
    > I tied the straps around her and back and around her breasts a couple times and finally I was done
  604. 604.
    > They helped a little, her nipples were hanging half an inch from the ground, it didn’t look pleasant but at least they weren't lying on the floor anymore
  605. 605.
    > The bands sounded like they were about to snap and pressed into her sides harshly
  606. 606.
    "Are you sure you're OK with this, it looks really uncomfortable."
  607. 607.
    > "It's fine…Let's just get to the party."
  608. 608.
    > Fluttershy grabbed a bottle of wine from Rarity’s wine rack and the two of us trotted back to the scooter
  609. 609.
    > When we left I could feel every ponies eyes glued on me.
  610. 610.
    > For the first time I didn’t feel embarrassed.
  611. 611.
    > I was happy.

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