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So first I undress myself fully and sit on my shart stained razor gaming chair. I turn on my favorite my little pony clip and my throbbing erection peaks out of the fat folds. I am ready for the ritual. The cheesy musk is exactly what I assume applejack must smell like as I slowly begin stroking my rock hard fat cock between my thumb and index finger. With my other hand I caress my acne ridden neck and go towards my c cup breasts. I pinch them and wimper "no applejack, you're too rough" and I stroke faster. The episode reaches the point where they confront that faggot about having stolen the key to the castle and I start chanting "NO, THIS CANNOT STAND LIKE THIS" and proceed to get my bad dragon dildo that's as long as a small dog. As they continue to fight about the key I'm shoving LoLa (that's what I named her) up my boy pussy and go back to jacking off. After 20 seconds I cum and poop a little bit of surprise diarrhea (whoopsie) while calling all my of favorite ponies. After I'm done, i let everything as it is and make another thread on /adv/ about how I'm scared that people would put drugs in my backpack at an airport. The last forty five times nobody gave me an answer that I liked.