Mlp sex party

 

To clear a few things up the fuck up was a week ago but the fallout was today. Obvious throwaway.

 

My brother is odd, and looks the part of a typical neckbeard, but for the most part is actually a great dude. My wife and I are both 26 and he is 23. Unfortunately his landlord raised his rent quite heavily so he has been living with my wife and I until a cheaper place can be found. About a week ago, he asked me "hey OP, are you cool if I have some friends over for an MLP sex party?" He has an odd sense of humor so I of course thought he was joking.

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Earlier this night before my wife and I went to dinner (our second anniversary) he mentioned tonight was the night of the supposed party. I still thought he was joking so I laughed and 10 minutes later we were out the door. My wife and I had a great dinner (an amazing hole in the wall mexican place, their empanadas are to die for) and afterwards went to see a movie. Unfortunately they closed down for the week after a pipe burst and wrecked the lobby. (Thankfully no one was hurt but it was also disapointing, after all we were near guaranteed the theater to ourselves on tuesday night) as such we returned home early. As we exited the elevator on our floor we hear music blasting and assumed it was a neighbor (which was odd as our neighbors were actually really quiet people. )

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Instead we realize it was coming from our apartment which was also odd as my brother really wasnt the type to blare music either. Perplexed, we opened the door and the scene was horrifying. The lights were off save some RGB LED strips someone had plugged in and a disco projector thing (think like those projectors you see infomercials for at 3am that are apparently for decorating the outside of your house) 5 guys including my brother were going at it in various ways with My Little Pony plushes while rap blared from a portable speaker.

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My wife screamed and i started yelling about "what the fuck is going on? Who are these people?" To my brother who is frantically trying to hide a giant pink horse behind a couch. His buddies push past my wife and make a break for it (leaving their speaker and shitty lighting behind, but not their stuffed horses). My wife and I got into a screaming match with him over this, where he brought up how I 'gave him permission' (i technically did?) All though I brought up how I clearly thought he was joking as what sane person would legitamentaly have an MLP sex party? My wife is certainly annoyed at me and as of now my brother has locked himself in the bathroom and is refusing to interact with us.

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My wife screamed and i started yelling about "what the fuck is going on? Who are these people?" To my brother who is frantically trying to hide a giant pink horse behind a couch. His buddies push past my wife and make a break for it (leaving their speaker and shitty lighting behind, but not their stuffed horses). My wife and I got into a screaming match with him over this, where he brought up how I 'gave him permission' (i technically did?) All though I brought up how I clearly thought he was joking as what sane person would legitamentaly have an MLP sex party? My wife is certainly annoyed with me and my brother has locked himself in the bathroom and is refusing to interact with us

One hell of a day.

Tl;dr thought my brother was joking about a 'mlp sex party, he wasnt, anniversary ruined.