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Looking for upgrades

By pzeezp
Created: 2024-11-22 23:24:13
Updated: 2024-11-28 23:50:57
Expiry: Never

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  3. >"Mr. degroot!"
  4. >Twilight says, exasperation in her voice
  5. >The human had already barged in and interrupted her in the middle of her work
  6. >She had to find a way to get back home
  7. >And to help her in her goal, the humans had made her a small office in their so-called 'spawn room'
  8. >"I know I offered to help in any way I could... But this..."
  9. >Twilight glances down to the paper the Demo had brought her, where his demands were...
  10. >Actually, now that she looked closer, it didn't look like there was actual writing on the paper
  11. >They were scribbles
  12. >Literal earth pony foal scrawls
  13. >No, a foal could do better
  14. >He wasn't reading off of a list
  15. >Was he just asking for stuff off the top of his head?
  16. >Why bring the paper then?
  17. >Shaking her head, Twilight refocused on the problem at hand
  18. >With the best impassive face she could manage, she looked directly into his eyes
  19. >"I'm not making you that"
  20. "WHAT?!"
  21. >"I can't enchant your shield and make you immune to everything!"
  22. Demo scoffs, leaning into the wall, he stares at the magical unicorn
  23. "With all yer prancin' an' showin' off yer pretty pony magic, ah woulda thought ye could cast a couple o' wee spells"
  24. >Demoman says, mockingly waving his hand around, imitating magic sprinkling around him whilst waving his fingers
  25. >Twilight snorts, her anger slowly building up
  26. >"Alright, one: I don't prance. Two: I am indeed able to enchant your shield, in fact! I could do way more than what you ask for, but these weapons are protected"
  27. >Demo raises his eyebrow at the revelation
  28. "Protected? They protected by some sort o' hex?"
  29. >"Worse!"
  30. >Twilight says as she pulls out a stack of papers from the desk she was sitting on
  31. >"They're legally protected!"
  32. >Demo stares confused at the papers, then returns his gaze to the mare
  33. >Were those original contracts? Where had she gotten them from?
  34. "Mah shield has a copyright?"
  35. >Twilight scrunches her nose
  36. >"Of course not, that'd be silly. It has a patent"
  37. >She starts reading the stack, turning it to page one
  38. >"It's a simple document, but fully legal!"
  39. >The horse shimmied into place, preparing to read
  40. >"According to section one, sub-section A, the pi-"
  41. >Before she has a chance to finish the first sentence, Demo screams to the high heavens as he holds up his hands to his head
  42. >Once his sudden bout of screaming is done, he turns in place and starts walking away
  43. >Stomping out of the spawn room, he started murmuring about 'magical horse lawyers'
  44. >Almost by muscle memory, Demo pulled out his trusty scotch and took a swing
  45. >Letting his weight rest on the wall behind him, he slowly made his way to the floor, where he rested as he drank
  46. >He let out an annoyed sigh, burping and moving to take a third chug of his bottle
  47. >"Excuse you?!"
  48. >Pausing his movements, he spotted another mare, this one a much more pleasant shade of blue
  49. >"The great and powerful Trixie was squatting on this corner first! Remove yourself at once!"
  50. >He raised an eyebrow, these horses were getting too comfortable bossing him and his team around
  51. >Spotting the horn on her head, he felt a grin slowly take over
  52. "Aye lass, can ye dae magic? How dae ye feel aboot makin' some quick money?"
  53. >The mare scrunched her nose at the smell of alcoholic breath, after a couple of seconds, she responded
  54. >"Trixie is listening"
  55. >Demo liked this pony already

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