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Looking for upgrades
By pzeezpCreated: 2024-11-22 23:24:13
Updated: 2024-11-28 23:50:57
Expiry: Never
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Original thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41170075/#41171686
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>"Mr. degroot!"
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>Twilight says, exasperation in her voice
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>The human had already barged in and interrupted her in the middle of her work
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>She had to find a way to get back home
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>And to help her in her goal, the humans had made her a small office in their so-called 'spawn room'
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>"I know I offered to help in any way I could... But this..."
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>Twilight glances down to the paper the Demo had brought her, where his demands were...
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>Actually, now that she looked closer, it didn't look like there was actual writing on the paper
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>They were scribbles
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>Literal earth pony foal scrawls
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>No, a foal could do better
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>He wasn't reading off of a list
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>Was he just asking for stuff off the top of his head?
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>Why bring the paper then?
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>Shaking her head, Twilight refocused on the problem at hand
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>With the best impassive face she could manage, she looked directly into his eyes
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>"I'm not making you that"
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"WHAT?!"
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>"I can't enchant your shield and make you immune to everything!"
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Demo scoffs, leaning into the wall, he stares at the magical unicorn
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"With all yer prancin' an' showin' off yer pretty pony magic, ah woulda thought ye could cast a couple o' wee spells"
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>Demoman says, mockingly waving his hand around, imitating magic sprinkling around him whilst waving his fingers
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>Twilight snorts, her anger slowly building up
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>"Alright, one: I don't prance. Two: I am indeed able to enchant your shield, in fact! I could do way more than what you ask for, but these weapons are protected"
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>Demo raises his eyebrow at the revelation
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"Protected? They protected by some sort o' hex?"
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>"Worse!"
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>Twilight says as she pulls out a stack of papers from the desk she was sitting on
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>"They're legally protected!"
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>Demo stares confused at the papers, then returns his gaze to the mare
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>Were those original contracts? Where had she gotten them from?
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"Mah shield has a copyright?"
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>Twilight scrunches her nose
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>"Of course not, that'd be silly. It has a patent"
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>She starts reading the stack, turning it to page one
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>"It's a simple document, but fully legal!"
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>The horse shimmied into place, preparing to read
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>"According to section one, sub-section A, the pi-"
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>Before she has a chance to finish the first sentence, Demo screams to the high heavens as he holds up his hands to his head
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>Once his sudden bout of screaming is done, he turns in place and starts walking away
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>Stomping out of the spawn room, he started murmuring about 'magical horse lawyers'
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>Almost by muscle memory, Demo pulled out his trusty scotch and took a swing
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>Letting his weight rest on the wall behind him, he slowly made his way to the floor, where he rested as he drank
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>He let out an annoyed sigh, burping and moving to take a third chug of his bottle
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>"Excuse you?!"
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>Pausing his movements, he spotted another mare, this one a much more pleasant shade of blue
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>"The great and powerful Trixie was squatting on this corner first! Remove yourself at once!"
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>He raised an eyebrow, these horses were getting too comfortable bossing him and his team around
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>Spotting the horn on her head, he felt a grin slowly take over
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"Aye lass, can ye dae magic? How dae ye feel aboot makin' some quick money?"
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>The mare scrunched her nose at the smell of alcoholic breath, after a couple of seconds, she responded
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>"Trixie is listening"
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>Demo liked this pony already
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