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Looking for upgrades

By pzeezp
Created: 2024-11-22 23:24:13
Updated: 2024-11-28 23:50:57
Expiry: Never

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    >"Mr. degroot!"
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    >Twilight says, exasperation in her voice
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    >The human had already barged in and interrupted her in the middle of her work
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    >She had to find a way to get back home
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    >And to help her in her goal, the humans had made her a small office in their so-called 'spawn room'
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    >"I know I offered to help in any way I could... But this..."
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    >Twilight glances down to the paper the Demo had brought her, where his demands were...
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    >Actually, now that she looked closer, it didn't look like there was actual writing on the paper
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    >They were scribbles
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    >Literal earth pony foal scrawls
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    >No, a foal could do better
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    >He wasn't reading off of a list
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    >Was he just asking for stuff off the top of his head?
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    >Why bring the paper then?
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    >Shaking her head, Twilight refocused on the problem at hand
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    >With the best impassive face she could manage, she looked directly into his eyes
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    >"I'm not making you that"
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    "WHAT?!"
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    >"I can't enchant your shield and make you immune to everything!"
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    Demo scoffs, leaning into the wall, he stares at the magical unicorn
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    "With all yer prancin' an' showin' off yer pretty pony magic, ah woulda thought ye could cast a couple o' wee spells"
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    >Demoman says, mockingly waving his hand around, imitating magic sprinkling around him whilst waving his fingers
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    >Twilight snorts, her anger slowly building up
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    >"Alright, one: I don't prance. Two: I am indeed able to enchant your shield, in fact! I could do way more than what you ask for, but these weapons are protected"
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    >Demo raises his eyebrow at the revelation
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    "Protected? They protected by some sort o' hex?"
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    >"Worse!"
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    >Twilight says as she pulls out a stack of papers from the desk she was sitting on
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    >"They're legally protected!"
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    >Demo stares confused at the papers, then returns his gaze to the mare
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    >Were those original contracts? Where had she gotten them from?
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    "Mah shield has a copyright?"
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    >Twilight scrunches her nose
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    >"Of course not, that'd be silly. It has a patent"
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    >She starts reading the stack, turning it to page one
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    >"It's a simple document, but fully legal!"
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    >The horse shimmied into place, preparing to read
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    >"According to section one, sub-section A, the pi-"
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    >Before she has a chance to finish the first sentence, Demo screams to the high heavens as he holds up his hands to his head
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    >Once his sudden bout of screaming is done, he turns in place and starts walking away
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    >Stomping out of the spawn room, he started murmuring about 'magical horse lawyers'
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    >Almost by muscle memory, Demo pulled out his trusty scotch and took a swing
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    >Letting his weight rest on the wall behind him, he slowly made his way to the floor, where he rested as he drank
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    >He let out an annoyed sigh, burping and moving to take a third chug of his bottle
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    >"Excuse you?!"
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    >Pausing his movements, he spotted another mare, this one a much more pleasant shade of blue
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    >"The great and powerful Trixie was squatting on this corner first! Remove yourself at once!"
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    >He raised an eyebrow, these horses were getting too comfortable bossing him and his team around
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    >Spotting the horn on her head, he felt a grin slowly take over
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    "Aye lass, can ye dae magic? How dae ye feel aboot makin' some quick money?"
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    >The mare scrunched her nose at the smell of alcoholic breath, after a couple of seconds, she responded
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    >"Trixie is listening"
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    >Demo liked this pony already

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