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Shitpost Box Mk. XXXIII

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Created: 2024-12-01 23:06:53
Expiry: Never

  1. >It's Bug, I'm still a newfag
  2. Dear /bug/, YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT. HOW DARE YOU. SUDDENLY BEING SO SHITTY, SO FUCKING SHITTY. HOW DARE YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS. HOW DARE YOU, YOU SHITS. I KNEW IT, I SO FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW IT IN FAG11.2, THAT AFTER YOU ADVANCE, YOU GO TO FAG12 AND BE SHIT. YOU'LL BE ABSOLUTELY SHIT. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE WORST. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS BAD BEFORE. OH, IS THIS WHAT YOU RELEGATED /pl/ FOR? OH, SO GREAT, YOU FUCKING SHITS. OH AND LOOK WHO YOU LOST AGAINST? A TEAM THAT WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS AND FUCKING RAINBOW DASH. CAN YOU BE ANYTHING MORE USELESS, YOU FUCKING SHITS. HOW CAN YOU HAVE SO FEW RESPONSIBILITIES, AND NOT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. YOUR FLAVOR ISN'T ARROGANCE, IT'S DISAPPOINTMENT. OH YOU DROPPED IN QUALITY SO HARD, YOU WENT BACK IN TIME AND KILLED MEEGAN. I don't even know if I should be angry, OR FUCKING DISGUSTED BY YOUR PERFORMANCE. [Angry Bug Noises] OH YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT TEAM ARE BETTER THAN /bug/? EVERYONE. EVEN /lod/ WAS BETTER. THEY HAD A POINT. EVEN FUCKING /tfh/ WAS BETTER, AND HE WAS OBVIOUSLY THROWING IT. YOU FUCKING SHIT. YOU ARE SO BAD, THAT IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A TALENT. IF YOU WANT TO IMPROVE: KILL YOURSELF. EVEN THORAX WAS A BETTER GOALKEEPER, AND HE'S TAKING UP THE ASS ON A REGULAR BASIS. "You cannot advance", MORE LIKE YOU CANNOT EVEN FUCKING SCORE, YOU FUCKING SHITS. YOU FUCKING CUNTS. YOU'RE SO BAD. FUCKING /bug/ MANAGER, KILL YOURSELF YOU SHITTY BUG SOCKPUPPET. You wanna know how bad you are in numbers? MINUS THREE GOALS. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN DO WORSE IF YOU WEREN'T ON THE FUCKING FIELD. YOU DROP HIVES MORE OFTEN THAN THE FUCKING WASPS. I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN ADVANCE IN A GROUP CONSISTING ONLY OF /bug/. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A CHEAP WHORE WHO OFFERS EVERYONE HER HOLES FOR FREE, EASY PENETRATIONS FOR FREE. I COULD MAKE A BETTER TEAM OF BUGS USING JUST TWO STICKS AND CUM STAINED TOILET PAPER. If only Tsparks were alive to see this. THEN HE WOULD PROBABLY FUCKING SELFDESTRUCT, BECAUSE YOU ARE SO SHIT. FUCKING JACHS SHIT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING FACES IN FAG13. IF I SEE YOU THERE I'M GONNA KILL YOU. YOU BETTER GO DIRECTLY TO GARBAGE DAY, YOU SHITS. YOU'RE FUCKING WORST. SCRAP YOUR SHITTY TEAM. TO THE SCRAPYARD WHERE IT BELONGS. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DIE!
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  4. If flawless sparklemoon is in there make her a fucking medal or at least a CMF and use the credit music as a goalhorn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waOsY4lq9G8
  5. Pony should pony pony BUT WITH HUGE CROTCHTITS
  6. Ur waifu a shit
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  9. Kregg downed another swallow of cheap extra strength beer, and belched a warm burp. Streaming all day had made him tired, angry, and horny. Unfortunately he was still streaming with PMB on skype, so there was no way out. PMB continued to talk about giving his children whiplash, and Kregg got only more irate and aroused listening to his voice. He turned PMB's volume down low, to simulate him being a submissive bitch, and as Kregg destroyed more robot enemies, he imagined he was really destroying PMB's boipussy. Slipping one hand into his pants, and keeping one hand controlling Megaman, Kregg began pleasuring himself to the muffled sound of PMB's voice. As Megaman began running into walls, and PMB's criticism grew more constant, Kregg's pace increased, and his sweating became more intense. Hiding his pleasure in his voice, Kregg maintained banter with PMB, but every word in response pushed Kregg closer to the edge of cumming. Quickly muting his mic, Kregg ejaculated all over his keyboard with the force of a charging Harambe (dicks out) and with a volume of at least half a cup. Huffing and puffing, and savoring the afterglow, Kregg could hear PMB quietly asking if Kregg was alright, and why he stopped moving in the game. Turning his mic back on, Kregg steadied his voice and told PMB and the hitbox chat he was fine. Finishing the stream, Kregg left for the night, vowing to be back soon. But secretly in his thoughts, Kregg was making another promise. Kregg promised himself he WOULD fuck PMB's ass, come hell or high water, and when Kregg makes a promise, he keeps it. PMB's ass would be tapped, and tapped HARD.
  10. mmmmmmare
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  12. I don’t care what the vote is, don’t leave a player that has been playing well as punished. It has always been “punished until redeemed” or “punished for one cup”, the team has been top 4 in two cups in a row and he’s been fantastic.
  13. The Mare Fair rep (if it gets in) should be the pool swastika
  14. This years shitpost box is very clean shitpost box.
  15. nigger niggger nigger nigger nigger SHIT FUCK niggers tongue my anus and then DIE
  16. Mares
  17. I love the Kirin!
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  21. feesh
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  23. Marefair will do a filly and win their first star in their first FAG. Mark my words.
  24. HI ANON! I WANT TO BE A MEDAL TOO!
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  26. Reminder of request to give Derpy and >rape some new aesthetics in accordance with their winning Miss and Mr. /mlp/ respectively, like crowns or sashes would be neat
  27. Kiss mares. Spread love to mares. Cuddle with mares. Give a gentle pat to a mare's mane. Share carrots with sweet mares. Brush the coats of lovely mares. Embroider cute horseshoes for kind mares. Whisper sweet nothings into a mare's ear. Braid flowers into a mares's tail. Dance with graceful mares in the moonlight. Write love letters to charming mares. Plant a field of clover for mares. Create art of majestic mares galloping freely. Tickle a mare's snoot with hay. Shower gentle mares with affection. Host a tea party for elegant mares. Knit cozy blankets for mares. Paint a mural of joyful mares on a barn wall. Sing lullabies to sleepy mares. Frolic in the meadow with carefree mares. Build comfy stables for our cherished mares. Embrace the beauty of mares with open hearts.
  28. You ziggas are alright, Don't come to friendship school tomorrow.
  29. RIP /bug/
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  31. imagine slapping a flank
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  35. I LOVE REDDIT!!!
  36. Nigger
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  38. marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger marenigger
  39. I want to kiss a mare.
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  41. OP is a faggot
  42. Sita sacked = good
  43. >rape the box
  44. kill >no hooves
  45. I am a redditor
  46. hoof holding
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  49. oco
  50. Host an irl divegrass match at Mare Fair 3 you cowards. I'll even dress up as Twilight and miss all of my shots.
  51. THREE STARS
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  54. Don't forget to sub the keeper
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  57. I BELIEVE!!!
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  59. I don't know
  60. it is the year of /pnk/
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  64. mare sex
  65. i pony
  66. I think mares are quite nice.
  67. /)
  68. Cringe
  69. niggers
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  71. Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger Marenigger
  72. love you faggots, thanks for the F.A.G and good luck in winter
  73. Boom
  74. CAM ON EILEEN SAVE FERRIS!
  75. Hi Anon did nothing wrong
  76. WHERE IS PINK DOG YOU HACKS
  77. i'm so sorry ponkbros I really thought it was your year, you were robbed
  78. I LOVE THEM
  79. please celestia say I'm not too late

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