Mach 3


                                            >wake up

                                            >see Dash bolting towards you going at Mach 3

                                            >Bend over

                                            >Take off pants

                                            >Open asshole

                                            >Wait

                                            >ZORP!

                                            >"mmmmppph!!!!!"

                                            >Feel her wiggling in your goatsee.

                                            That's what you

                                            >Clench

                                            That's what you fucking GET.

                                            THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR CALLING ME GAY.

                                            >Release cheeks.

                                            >It takes dash a while to get used to it.

                                            >But life goes on.

                                            >Years pass

                                            >She didnt die.

                                            >Just became part of you.

                                            >The ponies still try to figure out ways to remove her.

                                            >But nothing works.

                                            >You practiced yoga too much for anything external to change your anal prowess.

                                            >On that note, you stopped shitting long, long ago.

                                            >It's all sweated out now, baby.

                                            >"Mmrhrhmmpphh?"

                                            I'm not going back on the tread mill.

                                            >"MMmrhh!"

                                            No.

                                            >"mmmmhh..."

                                            >You feel her sigh in your asshole.

                                            Want to go pick up some oats and other groceries?

                                            >"MmMHMMMmmm...."

                                            Awesome...I'll let you move us this time.

                                            >You grab your keys, the grocery list, then lean backwards until-

                                            >CLIP.

                                            >Rainbow's hooves connect to the floor.

                                            >"Mrhrhr?"

                                            No I didn't forget anything.

                                            >"Mrh!"

                                            >She gives you the ok signal.

                                            >Out the door she walks, wearing you like the finest of hats.

                                            >It's a good day in Equestria.