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Night Guard Anon

By blowingupthemoon
Created: 2025-02-25 06:43:35
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be unicorn stallion named Anon.
  2. 2.
    >End up in Equestria with barely any magic.
  3. 3.
    >Turns out being a unicorn who can’t use magic is kinda lame.
  4. 4.
    >Need citizenship to stay.
  5. 5.
    >Princess Celestia gives you three options for citizenship.
  6. 6.
    >1 Bake a million cakes for 'charity'.
  7. 7.
    >2 Travel across Equestria and write a 500-page thesis on friendship.
  8. 8.
    >3 Join the Royal Guard.
  9. 9.
    >You’re not much of a baker, and writing that much sounds like torture.
  10. 10.
    >Not exactly an ideal choice, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
  11. 11.
    >Training is brutal, but you push through it.
  12. 12.
    >No magic, no problem, just work harder.
  13. 13.
    >Somehow, against all odds, you make it.
  14. 14.
    >Get assigned to the Night Guard.
  15. 15.
    >Probably because you’re weird and don’t fit in anywhere else.
  16. 16.
    >Whatever, at least you got a job now.
  17. 17.
    >New life, new purpose.
  18. 18.
    >Adjusting to the nocturnal schedule is rough.
  19. 19.
    >Start doing your usual guard duties.
  20. 20.
    >Patrolling, escorting, standing around looking serious.
  21. 21.
    >One night, while stationed outside her chambers, Princess Luna actually talks to you.
  22. 22.
    >"Thou art Anon, yes?"
  23. 23.
    >Luna actually knows your name?!
  24. 24.
    >Nod like an idiot.
  25. 25.
    >She notices you don’t use magic.
  26. 26.
    >"Is this by choice?"
  27. 27.
    >Explain that it just… doesn’t work right.
  28. 28.
    >She doesn’t judge, just nods and moves on.
  29. 29.
    >Weirdly validating.
  30. 30.
    >Start talking more often.
  31. 31.
    >Casual greetings turn into real conversations.
  32. 32.
    >She tells you about her struggles, her regrets, her past.
  33. 33.
    >You tell her about your own doubts, frustrations, and the whole ‘barely functioning unicorn’ thing.
  34. 34.
    >One day, you realize you actually consider her a friend.
  35. 35.
     
  36. 36.
    >Then, one night, everything goes to hell.
  37. 37.
    >Some rogue magic-wielding nutjobs decide to attack the castle.
  38. 38.
    >They’re after Luna!
  39. 39.
    >You just so happen to be the unlucky guard posted outside her room when it all starts.
  40. 40.
    >Dark magic blasts down the hallway.
  41. 41.
    >There’s no backup yet, just you and your weak-ass magic.
  42. 42.
    >Still, you don’t run.
  43. 43.
    >You fight.
  44. 44.
    >Not the strongest, not the fastest, but you refuse to back down.
  45. 45.
    >Hold the line until reinforcements arrive.
  46. 46.
    >By the time the fight ends, you’re exhausted, bloody, and bruised.
  47. 47.
    >But Luna is safe.
  48. 48.
    >That’s all that matters.
  49. 49.
    >After that, everything changes.
  50. 50.
    >Your name starts getting passed around the Night Guard.
  51. 51.
    >Even Luna starts treating you differently.
  52. 52.
    >One night, she looks you in the eye and says.
  53. 53.
    >"Thou art more than just a guard, Anon… thou art a friend."
  54. 54.
    >mfw you finally belong
  55. 55.
    >A few weeks later, Luna invites you to the castle gardens after your shift.
  56. 56.
    >Says she wants to ‘enjoy the night’ with company for once.
  57. 57.
    >Lowkey honored, but try to act cool.
  58. 58.
    >You sit with her beneath the stars, talking about random things.
  59. 59.
    >She mentions how different Equestria is from what she remembers.
  60. 60.
    >Tell her you understand what it’s like to feel out of place.
  61. 61.
    >For the first time, you see her smile in a way that isn’t guarded.
  62. 62.
    >More invitations follow.
  63. 63.
    >Some nights you talk, some nights you just enjoy the quiet together.
  64. 64.
    >She even asks you to spar with her once, claiming she needs to ‘stay sharp’.
  65. 65.
    >Surprisingly, you hold your own for a bit.
  66. 66.
    >Get absolutely destroyed by an alicorn’s magic and skill.
  67. 67.
    >Still, she compliments you on your tenacity.
  68. 68.
     
  69. 69.
    >One night, she takes you to the Dream Realm.
  70. 70.
    >Apparently, she can bring others into dreams if she wishes.
  71. 71.
    >It’s surreal floating through endless dreamscapes, watching over sleeping ponies.
  72. 72.
    >She teaches you how to sense the disturbances, how she battles nightmares.
  73. 73.
    >Even lets you try to dispel a minor bad dream yourself.
  74. 74.
    >Almost mess it up, but she helps you fix it.
  75. 75.
    >She actually laughs at your attempt, a genuine, soft laugh.
  76. 76.
    >you made Luna laugh!
  77. 77.
    >Over time, the Night Guard starts seeing you as more than just ‘that weird unicorn who can’t use magic'.
  78. 78.
    >You’re one of them now.
  79. 79.
    >Still can’t do much magic, but who cares?
  80. 80.
    >You’ve got a purpose, a home, and a friend who makes the long nights worthwhile.
  81. 81.
    >One night, as you stand at your post, Luna passes by and pauses.
  82. 82.
    >She looks at you for a long moment before saying softly.
  83. 83.
    >"I am glad thou art here, Anon."
  84. 84.
    >For once, you don’t feel like an outsider.
  85. 85.
    >You belong.
  86. 86.
    >Things get… complicated.
  87. 87.
    >You start to notice how much you look forward to seeing Luna.
  88. 88.
    >She’s always been important, but now? Now it’s different.
  89. 89.
    >You think about her even when she’s not around.
  90. 90.
    >You dream about her.
  91. 91.
    >One night, she accidentally enters your dream.
  92. 92.
    >It’s a really, really awkward dream.
  93. 93.
    >You and her, together, sharing a moment that’s… way too intimate.
  94. 94.
    >she sees everything.
  95. 95.
    >Wake up in a cold sweat.
  96. 96.
    >She’s standing there, looking absolutely flustered.
  97. 97.
    >Welp.
  98. 98.
    >Time to move to another dimension.
  99. 99.
    >Apologize profusely, utterly mortified.
  100. 100.
    >She doesn’t say anything for a moment… then she admits something.
  101. 101.
    >"Anon… I too have strong feelings for thee."
  102. 102.
    >Brain.exe has stopped working.
  103. 103.
    >She likes you? A literal princess? The mare of your dreams (literally)?
  104. 104.
    >Can’t believe this is real life.
  105. 105.
    >After a long moment, you both agree to take things slow.
  106. 106.
    >No need to rush into anything.
  107. 107.
    >But before you leave, she hesitates, then steps closer.
  108. 108.
    >She leans in, eyes searching yours.
  109. 109.
    >You barely have time to react before she presses her lips softly against yours.
  110. 110.
    >The world stops.
  111. 111.
    >You just kissed Princess Luna!
  112. 112.
    >The days after are some of the happiest of your life.
  113. 113.
    >Even the Night Guard notices something different about you.
  114. 114.
    >You and Luna spend more time together, balancing duty and personal moments.
  115. 115.
    >The bond between you only grows stronger.
  116. 116.
    >One evening, as you both sit under the stars again, she leans against you.
  117. 117.
    >It’s quiet, peaceful.
  118. 118.
    >She murmurs, "We shall face eternity together, Anon."
  119. 119.
    >For the first time in forever, you feel truly complete.
  120. 120.
    >mfw you found love in the night.

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