/kinder/ /mlp/ SCP-007


                                            1.
                                            
                                                Item #: SCP-007

                                            2.

                                            3.
                                            
                                                Object Class: Safe

                                            4.

                                            5.

                                            6.
                                            
                                                Special Containment Procedures: SCP-007 is to be kept in the fridge in the cafeteria at Site-03 with a label designating it as SCP-007. Due to the nature of SCP-007, no further containment procedures are necessary.

                                            7.

                                            8.

                                            9.
                                            
                                                Description: SCP-007

                                            10.

                                            11.
                                            
                                                SCP-007 is a pickle jar of unknown origin and manufacturer. SCP-007 is approximately 1.5 hooves tall, and contains 8 pickles. SCP-007 is made of an unbreakable glass-like material, with a cover made from a similarly durable metal. To date, [REDACTED] tests have been performed attempting to open the jar, and all have resulted in failure. As a result of testing, it has been determined that SCP-007 is impossible to open, at least by all known means available to the Foundation.

                                            12.

                                            13.
                                            
                                                Document # 007-E: Experiment logs --

                                            14.

                                            15.
                                            
                                                Test # 1: Test Friend

                                            16.

                                            17.
                                            
                                                Test Friend: So, you just want me to try to open this pickle jar?

                                            18.
                                            
                                                Researcher: Yes, give it your best go.

                                            19.
                                            
                                                Test Friend: Okay!

                                            20.
                                            
                                                Test Friend: Haaah!

                                            21.
                                            
                                                Test Friend: I... I can't get it open!?

                                            22.

                                            23.

                                            24.
                                            
                                                Test #2: [DATA EXPUNGED]

                                            25.

                                            26.
                                            
                                                Test #3: SCP-064 Cross-testing

                                            27.

                                            28.
                                            
                                                Researcher: Please, SCP-064? I REALLY need you to open this pickle jar for me? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

                                            29.
                                            
                                                SCP-064: First off, my name is Anonymous, not 'SCP-064'. Secondly, sure. Hand it over.

                                            30.
                                            
                                                SCP-064: Hnnnng! What the fuck? what did you do to this thing? I can't open it!

                                            31.
                                            
                                                Researcher: That's okay if you can't open it. I'll just take it back then.

                                            32.
                                            
                                                SCP-064: No, wait! I can open it! J-just give me a moment!

                                            33.

                                            34.

                                            35.
                                            
                                                Addendum 007-E-04: SCP-064 continues trying to open SCP-007 for 5 minutes before finally giving up and relinquishing SCP-007 back to the researcher.