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Anon and Flurry

By ClericalError
Created: 2025-03-27 03:21:34
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  1. >manticores typically nest in damp caves with pooled water
  2. >They choose such locations for easy access to water but also to keep their wings from drying out
  3. >Many ponies might not be able to tell at first glance, but a manticores wings are quite thin so......
  4. >Most ponies don't get more than a first glance, you mumbled to your self
  5. >Skimming through the encyclopedia you begin to zone out
  6. "Ughhhh"
  7. >You close your eyes and take a deep breath
  8. >Your mom and dad expect too much of you
  9. >Spending so much of your time reading through dusty old books
  10. >All this information going into one ear and out the other
  11. >Thus was your life as the future ruler of the Crystal Empire
  12. >Dad gets to lead the guard and hassles ne'er-do-wells
  13. >He always has the best stories to tell
  14. >If half the stories you hear from the guards are true then he is a very different pony in his line of work
  15. >You have never really gotten to see firsthand of how he handles ponies who have broken the law but it doesn't sound like he gives much leniency
  16. >Never really have talked at length about it, or rather he wouldn't
  17. >He probably has some idea in his head that it is to "protect you from the horrors of the outside world" or some non-sense but you wished he would indulge you
  18. >You don't get out much
  19. >Too busy learning the "tools of the trade" as your mother and Princess-Regent puts it
  20. >Speaking of
  21. >You turn yourself from your thoughts and return to the book
  22. >This was not an unfamiliar tome
  23. >"Beasts of the World: Known or Otherwise" by one Distant Demeanor
  24. >He was an explorer a very long time ago
  25. >Even before the Crystal Empire disappeared
  26. >You had read many of his works
  27. >"The Zebra Conundrum", "Saddle Arabian Days", "Griffons, The Final Problem"
  28. >You could go on
  29. >He wrote from the perspective of his time
  30. >Ponies were to inherit all that there was and the rabble and creatures that plagued these lands would bend the knee
  31. >As time passed everypo-err, Everyone found more common ground than differences this sentiment faded
  32. >For the most part anyway
  33. >Nowadays Equestria is home to a number of non ponies
  34. >Though they don't really have their own towns, or cities they can still be found in the countries more populated areas
  35. >For that matter you turn to the table of contents of your book
  36. >Kirin, Griffins, Wendigos, Diamond Dogs, Humans, Changelings, Draconequus, Zebra
  37. >Humans...
  38. >You haven't read about them for a while
  39. >You read this book so that you had a understanding of the histories of the various creatures you might parlay with
  40. >But you have never seen a human
  41. >Youve seen all manner of being enter the court at your mothers behest but never a human
  42. >Skimming through the book you read a familiar passage
  43. >"What is it to lay down and die?"
  44. >"To succumb to the short comings of the soul"
  45. >"I do not know"
  46. >"Nor do i think any other pony knows"
  47. >"Our spirit does not dour at the prospect of hardships"
  48. >"To a never-ending descent"
  49. >"We move forwards towards a brighter tomorrow"
  50. >"That is what separates us from the dregs and beasts of the world"
  51. >"Both words describe the human experience perfectly"
  52. >"Bestial, and lowly"
  53. >"Hailing from beyond the frozen north, into the great darkened freeze, Humans wallow in starless night and cold"
  54. >"A sunless expanse so bare that it numbs the mind"
  55. >"Temperatures so low that even magic begins to settle and fade"
  56. >"Capable of turning the smart and willful into mere animals"
  57. >"Do not believe a word of it my friends"
  58. >"These humans like to spout such tripe so that it may help them live with their own shortcomings in all walks of life but none of it is true"
  59. >"Humans do indeed live in the barren wastes they so like to describe but it is not out of necessity"
  60. >"Merely their nature"
  61. >"Ever combative of change they choose to subject themselves to this torture rather than find refuge in other lands"
  62. >"No heed or pity should be laid at the foot of the human"
  63. >"They care not for this world or its inhabitants"
  64. >"Barely being able to grasp our tongue, it is folly to conversate with such specimen"
  65. >"They only ever emerge to trade for coal and other raw materials"
  66. >"Never has a humans tired eyes gazed upon the luster of gold and silver, and saw its glory"
  67. >"Only chunks of coal do they value"
  68. >"Though it makes for quite the astute likeness"
  69. >"Humans never come bearing gifts when coming south"
  70. >"Always expectant of a swift trading of coal for whatever they can scrape from their lands"
  71. >"Never a conversation of why they live in such abject dreariness, nor a regard for our ever so generous offers should they ever deign to move south torwards our border"
  72. >"It is always the same line of thought"
  73. >"They trade us bits of a glassy green ore called malachite, for a bounty of hardened coal"
  74. >"They do not make small talk or any other polite gesture"
  75. >"It is all business"
  76. >"As soon as they are done with their material needs they leave as soon as they came"
  77. >"Pulling their large wooden crates through the snow on long beams they depart back north"
  78. >"Into their humble abode"
  79. >"Good riddance I say"
  80. >"Though we have no formal line into their dwellings a few things can be assumed"
  81. >"First of these is that they are carnivores"
  82. >"Large chunks of meat from all manner of being hang from their primitive carriages"
  83. >"Never has there been a report of a human attempting to eat or otherwise harm another pony but that is hardly proof of anything"
  84. >"Second is that they have at one point met another grouping of ponies"
  85. >"Our first ever record of encountering them, had one of their number speaking a very broken form of equish"
  86. >"Though never being conversationalist they could at least grasp the concept of a social encounter"
  87. >"Third and most curious is that their seems to be less of them every time we have the displeasure of partaking in trade relations with the humans"
  88. >"Though we can never be certain as to what they face in their homeland it seems that they are dwindling"
  89. >"Or perhaps an even more concerning possibility is that they are slowly becoming less dependent on us for our supply of coal"
  90. >"That their numbers swell behind the icy veil and prepare to invade our lands"
  91. >"Barbaric creature such as them that are incapable of politeness are all the same"
  92. >"Perhaps it is best that the humans go the way of the uncivilized"
  93. >"To be buried in the annals of time"
  94. >"One day far from this one, they could be reduced to fairytales"
  95. >"That they left no mark upon our world"
  96. >"A pony might one day stumble across their bones, frozen beneath the tundra"
  97. >"Exuberant claiming the discovery of a lost species"
  98. >"But alas, for all that walks, flies, swims, or otherwise drags its self along this world, let it be known"
  99. >"Distant Demeanor saw it first!"
  100. >Though there is more of his thoughts on the creatures, one piece of their puzzle is missing
  101. >A proper rendition of what they look like
  102. >Almost every other species had a very detailed rendition of their known anatomy and even what examples of what individuals could look like
  103. >Humans only had a crude sketch
  104. >A lengthy and thin being wrapped in some sort of cloth
  105. >Two things coming out at the bottom that could maybe be described as hooves?
  106. >Their equivalent at least
  107. >Two more appendages coming from either side of the humans upper half ending in some kind of five pieced claw
  108. >How strange it was that their body allowed them to stand up right
  109. >Almost like a tree
  110. >From where you can assume their head to rest, covered by that ever so obscuring cloth you can make out two beady and small eyes
  111. >Just below them some form of snout pokes from the garment half covering its head
  112. >The nature of the sketch being the black sheep always seemed a mystery to you
  113. >Though you had no one to ask about it, it didn't stop you from wondering....
  114. >A sudden creaking takes your focus from the book again
  115. "Princess, court will begin soon"
  116. >Looking up you see Dusky Hearth
  117. >A trusted maid of the castle, and long time confidant
  118. "Tell mom I am busy today"
  119. >"Flurry you know I cant"
  120. >Court...
  121. >Reading about the histories of other ponies and creatures was much different than dealing with them
  122. >Your mother, as much as she loves you, does not give you any leniency in regards to being present when court is held
  123. >Though you only have to participate a few times a week it still ends up being the worst parts of your day
  124. >Hours of ponies complaining about the most mundane things
  125. >"So and so isn't respecting my opinions!"
  126. >"My neighbor painted his house a ghastly shade of yellow"
  127. >"Outlaw romance novels, they are corrupting the youth"
  128. >All of it so mundane
  129. "Nothing important ever happens during court" you protest
  130. >"Flurry, you know I have a lot of work still ahead of me"
  131. >Turning your head away from her in acceptance you climb down from your seat
  132. "Must you always guilt trip me?"
  133. >"Must you always argue?" she said with a knowing smirk
  134. "Tell her I will be there soon"
  135. "I need to put all this stuff up"
  136. >"Don't linger"
  137. >Giving her a nod you begin mentally preparing yourself
  138. >For all of the gusto your father puts into his line of work, it doesn't measure to your mothers dedication to statecraft
  139. >She knows every pony who enter her court and there problems
  140. >Deftly she weaves her web of intrigue to keep everything in its place
  141. >Maybe not as dire as it you are making it sound
  142. >She just has a secret sense for how ponies feel
  143. >What to say, what to do, and most importantly when not to act
  144. >She is more a spectator than a participant in the court
  145. >Nudging ponies into talking their problems out rather than ruling in favor of one over the other
  146. >Guess it comes with being the princess of love or whatever
  147. >Putting away the last of your books you make for the door
  148. >The halls of the castle were normally quite busy but as you made your way
  149. >Ponies, Crystal or otherwise milling about attending to their duties
  150. >This time however your trotted alone
  151. >A sinking feeling started to form in the pit of your stomach
  152. >Last time things were like this it was because a cavalcade of griffon emissaries had arrived to meet with your mother
  153. >You were there too of course but you were purposely not warned ahead of time, so the following greetings and niceties were very awkward
  154. >You didn't realize complimenting them on the size of their beaks was rude
  155. >It seemed like it would be something their culture would be proud of but alas not
  156. >Though with a bit of help from your mom you both smoothed things over
  157. >"Princess, please watch where you are going"
  158. >You hadn't even noticed you almost bumped into a maid pony levitating a large silver platter over her head
  159. "Oh I'm sorry" you stutter out
  160. "Just zoning out a lot today"
  161. >Giving an affirmative nod she begins to turn and continue on her way
  162. "Before you go, do you know where all the other maids are?"
  163. >She turns her head back towards you
  164. >"The yakyakistan delegation is set to arrive soon and we are not at all done preparing for them" she spoke before turning away again
  165. >If there was a pit in your stomach before, now it is a bottomless hole
  166. >Yaks were loud, foul smelling, hungry and hairy things
  167. >Its just how they are, they cant help it but your aversion to them is still all the same
  168. >"Sorry princess I thought you knew but i really must get going, the banquet they have requested wont plate itself"
  169. "Uhh yeah, sorry for stopping you again"
  170. >Without a glance back she quickly trots off down the hall
  171. "Ok flurry, focus" you mumble to yourself
  172. >As you approach one of the few side doors that lead into the throne room you hear a loud crash followed by many hooves scrambling
  173. >Nearing the door you hear muffled voices
  174. >Prodding the door with your hoof you are greeted by the sight of a crumpled pile of wood and hay
  175. >"You heard the princess, the yaks will not speak with us if they do not have their own platform!" yelled one mare
  176. >"It was an accident!" yelled a stallion in return
  177. >Two groups of ponies surrounded what seemed to be the remains of the aforementioned platform
  178. >On one side was a group of castle workers, and the other, members of the royal guard
  179. >"Just gather up all this blasted hay while we get these beams back on their supports!" growled one of the guard stallions at the front of their group
  180. >"Don't tell us how to do our job!" jabbed back one of the workers
  181. >Where is your mom in all of this?
  182. >Taking a deep breath you step through the threshold of the door and clear your voice
  183. "Please stop bickering" you said shakily
  184. >Telling ponies what to do still doesn't come naturally to you
  185. >Maybe it never will
  186. >The guards make an effort to lower their head at the sound of your intrusion
  187. >"Our apologies princess" spoke the de facto leader of the group
  188. >Lifting his head he meets your gaze
  189. >"One of our numbers over zealous inspection of the platform caused a wooden plank to give way and bring the rest of its bulk with it"
  190. "Well please fix it quickly"
  191. "The yaks could arrive any time now and we don't want them to throw a fit"
  192. >Practicing in front of mirrors did not make the words of command come from your mouth feel any less awkward
  193. >"Of course princess" he replied
  194. >Looking to the worker ponies, they have already began sweeping up the hay and gathering it back into the piles
  195. >Turning your gaze to the center room you cant help but notice the stark difference it now had compared to the usually elegant flow it previously held
  196. >Large wooden tables take most of the space in front of the throne
  197. >The platform that was being rebuilt was set center of the throne
  198. >Large barrels flanked either side of the room near the tables as well
  199. >Braziers hung from above the sitting areas giving the room a warmer reflection in its crystalline walls
  200. >It looked more like a feast than a political meeting
  201. >In this confusion however a single thought slipped your mind
  202. >Where is your mother and what is she doing?
  203. >She is the one who made you stop reading to come down here anyway
  204. >Trotting towards the throne itself you find your answer
  205. >Just past it, she is on the balcony looking down onto a parchment that is being levitated in front of her
  206. >As you approach her she fails to spot you
  207. >You cant make out exactly what is written on the parchment but it is very sloppily written
  208. >Almost like a foals scribbles
  209. >Speaking of foalish antics you ready yourself to scare your mother
  210. >Your sweet vengeance for all the trouble she has caused you today!
  211. >Lowering yourself into a crouch, you begin sliding ever closer to your victim
  212. "Aaaah" you scream as you leap at your mom
  213. >Unflinchingly she immediately seizes you mid air, in her magic and hovers you in front of her
  214. >Without even batting an eye she levitates a piece of paper before you
  215. >"Flurry now is not the time for games"
  216. >"This is a list of titles and honorifics you are to learn before the banquet is held later tonight for our esteemed guests"
  217. >The paper is filled top to bottom with different titles
  218. >Some of them aren't even titles and just descriptors of separate feats the yaks prince had supposedly performed
  219. "Mom, could you have not warned me about all of this a few days ago?"
  220. >"No" she replied tersely
  221. >"Apart of being a ruler is having to learn and think on the move"
  222. "Surely you don't think I can memorize all of them before the yaks arrive!"
  223. "The ponies out there are fumbling over themselves trying to finish setting whatever it is you have out there up" you reply just as sharply
  224. >"Yaks much prefer the more rustic looks of a wooden barn to a castle made of crystal and since they are traveling to us, we are going to make them feel more at home"
  225. "They sure smell like they live in barns" you mumble
  226. >"You will be on your best behavior when they arrive"
  227. >"No filly of mine will extend anything but their best hoof towards trusted allies"
  228. >"Besides you have some time, the banquet wont begin for some time now"
  229. >"There will be much talk before we satiate their appetite"
  230. >She gives you a smile as she lets you writhe away from her grasp
  231. >"I know you are always tense in these situations but I promise, just relax and whatever you do, don't make any comments on the size of their horns"
  232. "You are never gonna let the griffon thing go" you say as you turn away from your mother
  233. >"I'm only messing with you sweetie, I know you can do this"
  234. >"But really, do not comment on their horns"
  235. >"It is a very touchy subject in their culture"
  236. >With a dismissive wave of your hoof you trot back down to the gathered tables in the throne room, paper in tow
  237. >Sitting at the farthest one from the ponies hard at work you begin looking over the document of titles
  238. >The mountain king? Conqueror of mole hills? Performer of the breaking dance?
  239. >This was gonna be a disaster
  240.  
  241. >After what felt like an eternity you finally lay down the document
  242. >Closing your eyes you try to parse your mind to find all the bespoke titles you have just read
  243. >Aaaaaannddddd nothing
  244. >You know what?
  245. >It doesn't matter
  246. >Grasping the paper with your magic you carefully fold it together neatly and tuck it behind one of your wings
  247. >You will just do a quick check up when the yaks arrive
  248. >Looking up from your corner you can see that the throne room now bustling with the castles denizens
  249. >The platform from earlier now standing on its own, taking center stage of the room
  250. >A plentiful amount of hay is being spread about the floor around and atop the grandstand
  251. >Thinking back to when first entering, you hadn't even questioned its presence
  252. >Do yaks walk on and sit in hay?
  253. >What else might they do to the rest of their food?
  254. >And food there would be if previous experiences were anything to go by
  255. >The first time you had seen a yak was when you visited had one of the markets near the castle with mom and dad
  256. >Even back then as young as you were, you remembered much
  257. >Your mom had you nestled between her wings and dad had been making stupid faces at you the whole time
  258. >While milling about in the colorful stands two things had caught your attention
  259. >Two large, hairy and decidedly not colorful masses of fur
  260. >They were looming over a crystal pony at his food stall
  261. >"Yak not understand what you want!"
  262. >The pony at the stall pressed his hoof towards the one leaning over him
  263. >"Bits, you oaf!"
  264. >"I want payment for all the food you have eaten!" his temper flaring
  265. >The large ball of fur leaned his head towards the ground and bit down on what seemed to be scattered pieces of half eaten fruit
  266. >Whipping its head back up to the stall a hoofull of crushed apple cores landed squarely on the table
  267. >"There are bits, did this make happy?" it asked with genuine confusion
  268. >The ponies anger instantly turned to a dead pan stare
  269. >Breaking your gaze on the predicament unfolding in front of you, your father notices it too
  270. >"Yaks...." he mutters
  271. "What is a yak?" you ask before standing up on your mothers withers
  272. >Dad thinks for a second before replying
  273. >"They are like us but..more..."
  274. "Loud?" you asked him
  275. >"Yeah haha, but don't say that to them sweetie, its rude"
  276. >Smiling, you both turn you ears back to their argument
  277. >"These bits!" stammered the incredulous pony, scattering a small number of gold coins before the yaks
  278. >Without missing a beat, one of the yaks immediately lowers its mouth to the stall and scoop the coins from the table using its huge tongue
  279. >The coins disappear into the yaks mouth as it begins to chew
  280. >"Blyeah"
  281. >As quickly as they entered the coins are spat from his mouth
  282. >Rearing up on his back legs the yak begins to loudly stomp the currency into the dirt, deforming the small gold tokens
  283. >It is at this point the vendor finally loses his words
  284. >Mouth agape he backs away from his table
  285. >The yak moved forward with a gruff tone
  286. >"You trick me!" he said as he leveled his head at the pony
  287. >After that your memory gets a bit fuzzy but you think dad sorted them out
  288. >Or maybe not and that poor pony got headbutted
  289. >Either way you had met more yaks since then and they are all the same
  290. >"Flurry what are you doing in the corner by yourself"
  291. "Huh"
  292. >Looking up, your dad was walking towards you
  293. >"Stuck in your head again?" he asked
  294. "No, I'm just trying to memorize all these stupid titles" you lie
  295. >"I know your mother can be a bit overboard with her little trials and tribulations she puts you through but she means well"
  296. "Yeah I know, just wish she would clue me in on stuff instead of just dropping this stuff on me" you say before motioning around you
  297. "Makes me feel like some little filly who cant handle herself"
  298. >Dad closes the gap and pulls you into a hug
  299. "Not in front of everyone!"
  300. >Trying to pull away from him proves to be a pointless task
  301. >"You are our little filly"
  302. >"Besides, you always pick up on this kind of stuff pretty quick"
  303. >"Faster than me at least"
  304. "Where have you been anyway?" you asked before separating from him
  305. "Aren't you guys supposed to be getting ready for the yaks to be here"
  306. >"Ill have you know we have been running drills all morning missy" your dad replies
  307. >"We are about to leave the castle and make for the edge of the city, where we are to meet the yaks entourage"
  308. >"I came to let you and your mother know before we depart"
  309. >"Where is she anyway?"
  310. >You point a hoof to the staircase behind you
  311. "She's on the balcony reading some kind of scribble"
  312. >"Still?"
  313. >"She has been there all day!"
  314. >Turning from you he begins to ascend the stairs before turning around one last time
  315. >"Make sure you go over whatever your mother gave you again"
  316. >"She wouldn't have given you this task if it wasn't important, she trusts you"
  317. "Yeah, yeah I know"
  318. >You attempt to resist rolling your eyes but fail
  319. >Knowing your dad will soon depart to collect the yaks party you sit back down at your table
  320. >Levitating the piece of paper from your wing that you had stashed earlier you take a deep breath
  321. "Okay, lets try this again"
  322.  
  323. >Duke of cairns, Trotter of trees, Flinger of rocks, and a hundred other titles float very faintly on your mind
  324. >You know you wont remember all of them but you will keep a hoofull that you can use tonight
  325. >Levitating the paper you tuck it away beneath your wing again
  326. >As you looked back up to the throne room proper you take in the sight before you
  327. >The rest of the throne room at this point had been completely transformed
  328. >More large wooden tables now lined the walls near the entrance and the whole palace floor was covered in hay and straw
  329. >Castle staff bustled between them all, setting all manner of bowls and utensils. though you doubt yaks would appreciate, or use either
  330. >A small team of guard Pegasus were busy hanging a large, flowing banner above the throne rooms doors
  331. >A greyed helmet with a pair of horns protruding from either side was emblazoned on the center of the tapestry
  332. >Just how many yaks were coming to the castle?
  333. >Even some noble families had begun to congregate inside the castle grounds
  334. >You have seriously underestimated how big this "political event" would be
  335. >Getting up from your table, you see a familiar face
  336. >Dusky Hearth was among the gaggle of ponies attending the benches
  337. "Hey Hearth" you call to her but she doesn't hear you
  338. >She is completely absorbed in her work as the castles preparations come to an end
  339. >Before you call to her again you quell the thought
  340. >Now isn't the time to conversate
  341. >You don't even know what you are supposed to do here yet really
  342. >Finding your mother would be the next step you take on the path of trying not to embarrass yourself tonight
  343. >Turning, you make for the balcony she had seem to take a liking to
  344. >As you approach, your ears perk up to a conversation ahead of you
  345. >Peering around the corner you see your mother talking to none other than the royal physician
  346. >"-guarantee anything"
  347. >Only catching the tale end of the sentence you haven't a clue what it is they could be saying back here
  348. >Shaking your head, you mentally chastise yourself for eavesdropping on your mom
  349. "Focus flurry, what is with you today?" you say to no one in particular
  350. >Rounding the corner you announce yourself
  351. "Mom, I think i have enough of these memorized"
  352. >The physician turns to you first before lowering his head curtly
  353. >"Princesses" he says as he turns to return to the castle
  354. >Your mom rises as you approach
  355. >She draws forward and wraps you into a big hug
  356. "You and dad are the same!" you exclaim, trying to escape her hold
  357. >She laughs as she nuzzles your hair
  358. >"We have common ground" she says teasingly
  359. >Releasing her grip, you step back
  360. "Well what am i supposed to do when the yaks get here?"
  361. "Just stand at the door and greet every one with a dumb smile on my face?"
  362. >"No of course not, your duty tonight will be to escort and entertain the princes daughter"
  363. >"It will be like a little play date!"
  364. >Deadpan
  365. "So why did I just spend an afternoon learning her dads titles instead of hers?" you protest
  366. >"Preparedness young filly, preparedness"
  367. >"When you inevitably speak to him you will do it as they prefer"
  368. >"They come from afar at our behest to ensure our relations do not falter, it is the least we can do" she chides
  369. "Yeah i guess.."
  370. >"Good!" she declares
  371.  
  372. >After you and mom were done talking, both of you returned down to the throne room
  373. >Your mother being the princess-regent sat atop the throne
  374. >You stood to the side of her awaiting your fate as a glorified foal sitter
  375. >What would you and a yak princes daughter even have in common?
  376. >And what was mom and the castles physician talking about while all of this was going on?
  377. >A question for another time
  378. >"Brr Brrr Brrrr"
  379. >Trumpets sounding made you turn your head to the door
  380. >Finally something is happening
  381. >The doors of the palace swing open revealing your father standing next to a gargantuan example of a yak
  382. >His eyes completely obscured by his auburn fur
  383. >Two long horns coming from either side of his head
  384. >Behind them, a veritable herd of his ilk in tow
  385. >All of them, decidedly quiet as opposed to their usually thunderous selves
  386. >Between all the guard ponies and yaks flooding into the palace you fail to notice your charge
  387. >The yaks daughter is seemingly nowhere to be found
  388. >The tables begin to fill with his entourage as you begin to panic
  389. >You dad departs from the princes side and ascends to his position next to the throne your mom sits upon
  390. >He gives you a smile as he passes you but it does not quell your uncertainty
  391. >Surveying the crowd you have no clue what she even looks like
  392. >You expected her to be smaller than the rest of his group but no such luck
  393. >Before you let your emotions get the best of you, mom begins to speak
  394. >"Welcome, dear guests to our Crystal Empire" she declares
  395. >"We gather here today to ensure our mutual prosperity, and friendship continues unabated"
  396. >Instantly you are enraptured
  397. >Mom always had a commanding presence, having difficulty focusing on anything except for her speech
  398. >"Though we lead different lives, our shared goal of harmony keeps us close"
  399. >"May we tread this path together!" she exclaims
  400. >The yaks prince raises himself to respond
  401. >"Yes princess, to another decade of good times!"
  402. >With a nod, all the yaks begin stomping their front hooves into the floor, crushing the hay and straw
  403. >After this display of pride has ended the noble ponies in the crowd begin conversing with the yaks princes group as he steps towards the throne
  404. >Your mother and father equally step down from their perch to greet him more personally
  405. >Without giving you a glance they are gone
  406. >You are on your own
  407. >You have to go find this filly before you go crazy
  408. >Or whatever they call their daughters
  409. >"Excuse me, you must be Flurry Heart"
  410. >Spinning around you see a yak about half the size of its kin
  411. >But that's not all
  412. >Looming behind her, something follows her
  413. >A tall thin... something
  414. >Long arms and legs, it stands motionless and quiet
  415. >Five taloned claws, strange pointed snout (nose?)
  416. >You have to angle your eyes up to see its head
  417. >It stood well over the two of you
  418. >Its gaunt eyes locked onto yours
  419. >Audibly gulping you tear your gaze from it
  420.  
  421. "My name is Flurry Heart as you just said" you stammer out, mentally berating yourself for repeating what she said
  422. >She gives a dainty bow of her head in return
  423. >"I am Timbal, one of the daughters of Prince Rutherford" before doing a little twirl far more gracefully than you thought possible of a yak
  424. >"I've heard much of you from my keepers!" She exclaims
  425. "Keepers?" you ask wondering if the looming thing behind her could be one of them
  426. >"They are like your attendants and maids you have here at your castle" she replies in an almost practiced manner
  427. "Oh yes, heh, all part of being a future ruler no matter where you live I guess" you say trying to regain control of the conversation
  428. >You are starting to realize that she was a bit more prepared for this than you were
  429. >Raising one hoof to the creature behind her you begin
  430. "Is this one of your uh, keepers?" you ask tentatively, afraid to insult whatever this is
  431. >She turns from you quickly and raises a hoof of her own to the thing shadowing her
  432. >"No of course not!"
  433. >"This is my dear friend Anonymous, forgive his staring, he does this to everyone"
  434. >Looking back up to the thing named anonymous face, you realize his eyes haven't moved an inch
  435. >Still affixed to your face, vacantly as if he is wafting for something
  436. >Averting your eyes from his you see he is clad in what seems to be little more than a burlap robe
  437. "Its nice to meet you anonymous..." you say with a practiced and firm smile
  438. >He doesn't speak but instead seemingly breaks his trance, giving you a nod before stepping back
  439. >This just keeps getting weirder
  440. >You want to ask if he speaks, and for that matter what exactly he even is but Timbal beats you to it
  441. >"He cant talk very well but understands plenty!"
  442. >As if in affirmation of this he lets out an audible snort
  443. "Oh my that's very... peculiar" as soon as the words left your mouth you already wish you could take them back
  444. >You sound so much like one of the nobles snobby foals its embarrassing
  445. >"It might seem a bit weird to some but we understand one another pretty well, or so I would like to think anyway" she says while looking back to him
  446. "I meant no offense" you assure her
  447. >"Then I will take none" she says with a smile
  448. >"Have you ever seen something like him before?"
  449. "No I cant say that I have, what is he if you don't mind me asking" you crane your head upwards to look at him as if to ask permission of the question
  450. >"He is a Hooman!" she replies in an excited tone
  451. >Hooman? Human!
  452. >Of course, you hadn't even recognized it because of the pictures from your book
  453. >Without all of the layered clothing from the books sketch he almost looked like his own creature
  454. >But now that you know, the resemblance is unmistakable
  455. "I have read about your uhh, kind?" you try to tell him
  456. >He cocks his head sideways before getting closer to the two of you again
  457. >"Really?" Timbal asks in disbelief
  458. >"I thought only yaks knew about them"
  459. >"What do you know about hoomans?" she asks suspiciously
  460.  
  461.  
  462.  
  463.  
  464. >Finally something you could tell her about
  465. >Small victories
  466. "Well I know they live in the Far North" you say as you give Anonymous a cursory glance
  467. "They also tend to travel in large groups when they have come to trade with the crystal ponies long ago"
  468. >Before you can continue you are cut off by one of Timbals hoofs striking the ground
  469. >"I know all of that, I thought you might have something you ponies would have kept secret"
  470. >Deadpanning at her you respond
  471. "Well why don't you tell me something about him that I don't know then"
  472. >"Hoomans cant use magic"
  473. >What?
  474. >Everything uses magic in some form or shape, it is one of the few common grounds all species posses
  475. >Heck even diamond dogs eat gems for their innate magic
  476. >"Its why they live so far north" she continues
  477. >"Way up there magic isn't around as much"
  478. "Well even if they cant use it, why do they live somewhere it isn't plentiful?"
  479. >Before Timbal can answer anonymous leans forward towards you, raising one of his long appendages to his head
  480. >He takes one of his clawed (hoofs?) to point at his head
  481. >Watching his movements he then wraps his weird hoof tips around his face
  482. >Looking to Timbal for clarification, you see she is trying not to laugh
  483. >"She doesn't understand you Anon" she chides
  484. >"He is trying to tell you the magic messes with his head, he cant communicate well when there is a lot of magic around so he talks with his hands"
  485. >Hands? That must be what he calls his hoofs
  486. "How does that work" you ask quizzically
  487. >"Sometimes when we are back home and the wind is blowing just right, he can speak just like you or me, but it doesn't happen often."
  488. "That's terrible!"
  489. "Is there anything that you can do to help him?" you ask
  490. >She takes a moment before looking back to Anonymous
  491. >He doesn't seem fazed by any of this but you couldn't read his face even if you wanted to
  492. >"I'm not sure to be honest, that's one of the reasons my father agreed to let him tag along"
  493. >"He let me write a letter to your mother, Princess mi amore Cadenza, to ask her if she knew anyone that could help him"
  494. >That must have been the scribbles she was reading earlier,
  495. >"I thought she would have told you, seeing as you were to escort us tonight"
  496. "Mom doesn't like to clue me in on too much of anything unfortunately for us both" you say with a grumble
  497. >With a knowing smile she gestures to the room around the two of you
  498. >"Well enough with the pleasantries, we should move somewhere else that isn't the middle of the party
  499. >Looking around you realize that indeed, this whole debacle had occurred in the center of the throne room
  500. >Yaks and ponies bustling around to their preferred cliques, you needed to find somewhere to entertain your charges
  501. "Why don't I show you my book that has an account from an old pony explorer who met some humans"
  502. >She squees in a pitch you would have thought impossible for her
  503. >"Yes of course, I would love to."
  504. >She turns to anon motioning him to follow
  505. >You hadn't even noticed but he had slinked away to one of the nearby tables and taken an apple from one of the numerous platters
  506. >With a grunt of affirmation he rejoins your group
  507. >Turning towards the main staircase your group makes for the top
  508. >"So how big is the castles library?" she asks excitedly
  509. "Its pretty big I guess, but I dont really have anything to compare it to."
  510. "Do yaks have libraries?" you inquire
  511. >"No, certainly not"
  512. >"My dad doesn't really like books all that much, he is convinced they are tools of the wendigos to lead yaks astray"
  513. >That's.... certainly an idea

Anon and Flurry

by ClericalError

Dash thing that isnt really there yet

by ClericalError