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  1. 1.
    >be anon a week later
  2. 2.
    >go out to your bike as is routine
  3. 3.
    >fuel, choke, helmet, gloves, killswitch to center
  4. 4.
    >*dweee*BRRRBRPRPRPRPRPRPR
  5. 5.
    >sit there for about 60 seconds so she warms up, and...
  6. 6.
    >you have a blue visitor hovering behind you
  7. 7.
    >hit the killswitch, work can wait
  8. 8.
    >"whats up dash?"
  9. 9.
    >"nothing..." shes trying brush off the fact she followed you out here just to stare at you
  10. 10.
    >"you want a ride?"
  11. 11.
    >her eyes light up
  12. 12.
    >"yeah!"
  13. 13.
    >aw shit, you just remembered
  14. 14.
    >"ill take you, but i gotta get you a helmet"
  15. 15.
    >"pfft, as if i need one, i can just fly away if we crash"
  16. 16.
    >"youre right, theres only feathers in that head anyway"
  17. 17.
    >marescrunch.png
  18. 18.
    >she walked right into that one
  19. 19.
    >"ill tell you what, lemme run by the bike store tonight and well go for a ride soon, kay?"
  20. 20.
    >"okay!" dash beamed back, and a rainbow trail shot up into the sky
  21. 21.
    >you swing your leg over and restart your thumper
  22. 22.
    >its been a while since you had someone on the back of this thing, but never somepony
  23. 23.
    >or a girl for that matter...
  24. 24.
     
  25. 25.
    >roll in about 6 that night, but still the first one home
  26. 26.
    >well, aside from twi and rarity
  27. 27.
    >twi's been in full moondancer mode trying to negotiate with celestia
  28. 28.
    >your attempts to get her to open up are met with cold, administrative amicability
  29. 29.
    >she has a job to do after all, being princess of friendship
  30. 30.
    >raritys been getting slammed with her etsy shop since before she moved in
  31. 31.
    >she sleeps the least out of anypony
  32. 32.
    >AJ went to home depot not 24 hours after moving in and got picked up as a farm hand
  33. 33.
    >according to dash shell be back on weekends as part of the deal is room and board during the week
  34. 34.
    >also through dash is how you know what fluttershys up to
  35. 35.
    >shes been putting in some serious hours at the animal hospital
  36. 36.
    >being able to understand exactly what they want earned her many hats
  37. 37.
    >pinkie, you have no idea
  38. 38.
    >but she comes home every evening with the most gas pastries youve ever had and a saddlebag full of cash so shes doing something right
  39. 39.
    >like right now
  40. 40.
    >"Hi Everypony!"
  41. 41.
    >"Hi Pinkie!"
  42. 42.
    >"'Ello!"
  43. 43.
    >"whatsup ponk"
  44. 44.
    >"hi anon! i brought some guayaba pastries!"
  45. 45.
    >theyre still hot too
  46. 46.
    >you chow one down from the metal tin she offered
  47. 47.
    >"where did you go today?"
  48. 48.
    >"welllllll i went to this one street corner in the city everypony there was like in suits so no one wanted any. but then i went to this OTHER corner on the other side of the river and everypony was like *yelling and gruff* but the second they saw what i was selling it was like we were the bestest of friends!"
  49. 49.
    >you know exactly the area shes talking about
  50. 50.
    >"and then one of them was like '¿porquetomanelcaballonaranjoalsucampo?'" she imitated an old hispanic guys accent
  51. 51.
    >holy shit she knows spanish?
  52. 52.
    >"and then i was like 'THATS APPLEJACK!' so then we went insiiiiide... we got some coffeeee..."
  53. 53.
    >last thing this mare needs is caffeine
  54. 54.
    >"and i went to a few more spots and now im here!"
  55. 55.
    >"well sounds like you had a productive day" you bounce your hand up and down on the top of her poofy mane, earning a few giggles
  56. 56.
    >"whats in the box anon?" she said, stretching her head and neck toward it
  57. 57.
    >"is it one of those hats you wear when you ride your uhh, whats it called?"
  58. 58.
    >you pull the blocks of styrofoam out and pull your prize out of the sheath
  59. 59.
    >rarity gasped in shock
  60. 60.
    >did i mention she was spectating
  61. 61.
     
  62. 62.
    >"in case any of you little ponies want to hop on the back you can protect your noggins"
  63. 63.
    >"highlighter yellow!? ugh, and what are those childish letters on the back?"
  64. 64.
    >reffering the cartoony red, blue, and yellow letters of 'THE DOCTOR" on the back
  65. 65.
    >"hey dont disrespect the GOAT"
  66. 66.
    >"well alex barkov at least knows how to color coordinate"
  67. 67.
    >she did 'hmph' and a sassy mane flick to top it off
  68. 68.
    >but you know deep down she would be ecstatic to ride up to the stadium for a hockey game
  69. 69.
    >dashie bursts in, full of bravado
  70. 70.
    >"hiya dashie!" ponk waves
  71. 71.
    >"hey pinks, hey rarity
  72. 72.
    >"'ello dashiekins"
  73. 73.
    >she knows dash hates when rarity calls her that
  74. 74.
    >"you nap too long?" you ask
  75. 75.
    >"naaah i had to push the showers down south, applejacks gonna get soaaked-whats that!?"
  76. 76.
    >"thats the helmet i got, here" you toss her the helmet
  77. 77.
    >"'the... doc...tor? why is it yellow?"
  78. 78.
    >"hes a goat, and they dont like getting disrespected!" ponk loudly whispered
  79. 79.
    >"only the fastest man on 2 wheels." you chime in
  80. 80.
    >"so saturday night. me. you. ride." you do a hang loose between you and dash to lock it down, and cool guy walk away to your room
  81. 81.
    >dash was starstruck, ponk was in awe, and rarity tried to hide her jealousy

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