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Created: 2025-03-28 19:17:46
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  1. >by faking an injury (using a real one) and blowing up the story, summer breeze managed to finesse a premium limo to las haygas
  2. >and they drove for a loooooooong time
  3. >bored silence hung in the air between the two mares as the desert went on and on and on
  4. >this would have been a lot more fun on a motorcycle
  5. >until the tips of 3 buildings started to emerge from behind the crest of the next hill
  6. >then the roller coaster
  7. >then the pyramid
  8. >then the highway flattening out straight into the guts of the city
  9. >then before they knew it, the iconic "Welcome to Las Haygas" sign
  10. >with a broken LCD screen behind the letters flashing all sorts of colors
  11. >for a city so grandiose that even the streets flash continuously with tiny pixels of random color
  12. >the ominous pyramid powering through every other layer of the background front and center as the roller coaster spirals into itself
  13. >all of the lit and unlit windows of the tall skyscrapers pigeon holing into rainbow fractals
  14. >to a soundtrack of droning gregorian chants as the pyramid expands right up to the limo's window, about to suck the 3 ponies into the Nth dimension
  15. >a pounding chest was right behind summer's head
  16. >"would you get a room you two?" the driver said
  17. >at the opposite end of the hallway
  18. >and snauf'er was equally shoved against the back door, pressed by summer to look like she was the big spoon
  19. >"oh we will mr. stallion, a room in the guts of the equestrian dream!" summer called out
  20. >"thanks for the ride, ill put it in the tip jaa-WOAHHH"
  21. >as snauf tried to hold out some bottle caps, a chauffer opened the door, causing both ponies to tumble out
  22. >and the two laid collapsed on each other at the far end of a long, red, fancy carpet
  23. >leading into the Wintergreen Hotel VIP Section
  24. >"tia damn who let these two hornballs in?"
  25. >"SHUT your damn mouth hornhead!"
  26. >summer slipped a not so subtle hoof around snaufer's
  27. >it appearing to stretch like string cheese and coil itself around multiple times
  28. >summer breeze's reality stayed anchored to her front right hoof long enough that they made it inside
  29. >into a truly lavish hotel lounge
  30. >mares and stallions in suits networking with each other
  31. >sleazy and corpulent fraudsters sweet talking their way to the right end of their next deal
  32. >and a very conveniently placed bar in the center of the room
  33. >not the snaufer had already acquired somepony else's drink, glowing bright purple like some kind of elixir
  34. >and the two mares sat down
  35. >"5th of freer for her, a flim artois and cider flaniels for me" a voice amongst the crowds spoke out
  36. >the outsides of her vision had some remnants of flashing colors, but summer breeze could still hang with the situation
  37. >the drinks came on cue, as did plotting time
  38. >"so the last rider finished about the same time we passed fear and loathing. racers should start pouring in here any minute"
  39. >snauf finished taking a gulp
  40. >"you think Pinko's a first to the party type?" she asked in a scratchy, guttural voice
  41. >"well were here. we got a visual on her and shes not hard to miss."
  42. >miss, see, whatever
  43. >constant dings, ticks, chatter, and brass music played in spurts around the two ponies
  44. >but then something unnerving came up from behind
  45. >a rumbling crack split down the middle of her barstool and across the decorated carpet
  46. >a blue and green aura rose out and colored everypony around a dark, rotten black
  47. >some orange black, pink black, blue black, all different shades
  48. >holes grew across their bodies
  49. >and it clicked
  50. >this hotel was invaded by changelings!
  51. >and somepony was serving booze to these celestia-damn creatures!
  52. >"i LOOOOooooOOOOVE TO PARTY!"
  53. >"yes well missus Breeze and uh... snow-oof want to interview you in the press room"
  54. >"fuck, thats the rally call!"
  55. >where's snaufer?
  56. >the bar stretched endlessly into the night
  57. >the red, yellow and orange patterns on the carpet swirling into a deadly obstacle course over the lava floor of the changeling hive
  58. >i just have to get over *there*
  59. >if the fucking changelings would stop spinning the bar around like a merry go round
  60. >las haygas on acid is not for the feint of heart
  61. >so summer breeze jumped off and started to make her way across the twisted platforms
  62. >her drink passed her by
  63. >must be 1.3627152 times around
  64. >she presses on
  65. >and her drink comes around again
  66. >so did that celestia-damn hippie with the poofy mane
  67. >wait a minute, she's gone
  68.  
  69. >the flowing colors of a swampy sunset swirl on the blank white ceiling
  70. >crumpled trees up on the left meet a long sheet of sky
  71. >and the scalding hot water of the sump melts snaufer's body into the acidic soil below
  72. >all the while a slow, summery guitar riff strums on and on under some savage whistling by the hornheads
  73. >summer breeze bursts in the hotel room
  74. >ok... theres her stuff
  75. >nothing too out of the-
  76. >oh jesus she tore the TV out of the wall
  77. >and apparently the radio, since there's music coming from the bathroom
  78. >"YYYAINOUNDAWEYYYYYY TUHKILLMEE'EHTTT"
  79. >yep thats music alright
  80. >"EEEEYES BUUURN OF STINGING SWEAT"
  81. >snaufers invisible comrades sing around her
  82. >yep. this is the life she left the island for
  83. >no uptight bosses, no vulnerability, no hard decisions, just kill any equal sign you see
  84. >surviving the constant chaos of getting rained on by bullets made the calm moments like these pay off
  85. >LUNA FUCKING CHRIST ITS A GOD DAMN LANDMINE
  86. >IS SHE DEAD?
  87. >IS THAT WHY LUNAS POURING THE FUCKING ETERNAL NIGHT INTO THE BATHROOM!?
  88. >DID SHE GET BLOWN TO PIECES???
  89. >AND THE FIRST MARE SHE SEES AT THE PEARLY GATES IS SUMMER BREEZE!?
  90. >"ITS ME!
  91. >"SNAFU GET A FUCKING GRIP YOURE NOT DEAD YET!"
  92. >"JUST LOOK AT ME FOR ONE SECOND!"
  93. >now theres an intercom in front of her face
  94. >is it 0600 hours?
  95. >"WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO GET INVITED TO A PRESS INTERVIEW WITH PINKO AND BLOW HER-"
  96. >SUMMER "DROP THAT ITS A SATCHEL CHARGE!"
  97. >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  98. >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  99. >"listen, just listen carefully"
  100. >deeeeeeoooooow... deoooooow...
  101. >jimi hendrix's guitar is the rhythm of life
  102. >"now you just stay there... in the tub... ill be back after i clean up the room a bit"
  103. >snaufer watches summer breeze set the radio down next to the lava lamp and leave her giant white body sprawled in the bathtub
  104. >all the soap in the world can't stop her knife from itching
  105. >summer breeze stood outside, on the telephone, trying to reason with the press on why the no show happened
  106. >"yep, 214. see you in a bit"
  107. >214... 0214...
  108. >shes bringing them right to their doorstep
  109. >i knew i could count on you
  110. >snauf'er rises rises from the ashes of the bathtub, the forest floor falling away to the bottom of her hooves
  111. >its raining now
  112. >the ground sloshes below snauf as she makes her way through the white portal
  113. >and once in the hotel room, her render distance stretched far into the night sky
  114. >summer breeze stopped fumbling with a suitcase and looked terrified into snauf'er's eyes
  115. >glowing a pearly white in the amber-lit room
  116. >'hey, hey... snafu... you stay right there'
  117. >snauf took a step, the fog was closing in as fast as summer breeze backed away
  118. >come hear so i can here you
  119. >'look, we have somepony coming, shes gonna bring...'
  120. >wait a sec, that's a kirin's glow not a
  121. >'...so just hide over there and pick your moment, ok?'
  122. >summer knew better than to let a drunk out of her sight

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