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  1. >be anon a week later
  2. >go out to your bike as is routine
  3. >fuel, choke, helmet, gloves, killswitch to center
  4. >*dweee*BRRRBRPRPRPRPRPRPR
  5. >sit there for about 60 seconds so she warms up, and...
  6. >you have a blue visitor hovering behind you
  7. >hit the killswitch, work can wait
  8. >"whats up dash?"
  9. >"nothing..." shes trying brush off the fact she followed you out here just to stare at you
  10. >"you want a ride?"
  11. >her eyes light up
  12. >"yeah!"
  13. >aw shit, you just remembered
  14. >"ill take you, but i gotta get you a helmet"
  15. >"pfft, as if i need one, i can just fly away if we crash"
  16. >"youre right, theres only feathers in that head anyway"
  17. >marescrunch.png
  18. >she walked right into that one
  19. >"ill tell you what, lemme run by the bike store tonight and well go for a ride soon, kay?"
  20. >"okay!" dash beamed back, and a rainbow trail shot up into the sky
  21. >you swing your leg over and restart your thumper
  22. >its been a while since you had someone on the back of this thing, but never somepony
  23. >or a girl for that matter...
  24.  
  25. >roll in about 6 that night, but still the first one home
  26. >well, aside from twi and rarity
  27. >twi's been in full moondancer mode trying to negotiate with celestia
  28. >your attempts to get her to open up are met with cold, administrative amicability
  29. >she has a job to do after all, being princess of friendship
  30. >raritys been getting slammed with her etsy shop since before she moved in
  31. >she sleeps the least out of anypony
  32. >AJ went to home depot not 24 hours after moving in and got picked up as a farm hand
  33. >according to dash shell be back on weekends as part of the deal is room and board during the week
  34. >also through dash is how you know what fluttershys up to
  35. >shes been putting in some serious hours at the animal hospital
  36. >being able to understand exactly what they want earned her many hats
  37. >pinkie, you have no idea
  38. >but she comes home every evening with the most gas pastries youve ever had and a saddlebag full of cash so shes doing something right
  39. >like right now
  40. >"Hi Everypony!"
  41. >"Hi Pinkie!"
  42. >"'Ello!"
  43. >"whatsup ponk"
  44. >"hi anon! i brought some guayaba pastries!"
  45. >theyre still hot too
  46. >you chow one down from the metal tin she offered
  47. >"where did you go today?"
  48. >"welllllll i went to this one street corner in the city everypony there was like in suits so no one wanted any. but then i went to this OTHER corner on the other side of the river and everypony was like *yelling and gruff* but the second they saw what i was selling it was like we were the bestest of friends!"
  49. >you know exactly the area shes talking about
  50. >"and then one of them was like '¿porquetomanelcaballonaranjoalsucampo?'" she imitated an old hispanic guys accent
  51. >holy shit she knows spanish?
  52. >"and then i was like 'THATS APPLEJACK!' so then we went insiiiiide... we got some coffeeee..."
  53. >last thing this mare needs is caffeine
  54. >"and i went to a few more spots and now im here!"
  55. >"well sounds like you had a productive day" you bounce your hand up and down on the top of her poofy mane, earning a few giggles
  56. >"whats in the box anon?" she said, stretching her head and neck toward it
  57. >"is it one of those hats you wear when you ride your uhh, whats it called?"
  58. >you pull the blocks of styrofoam out and pull your prize out of the sheath
  59. >rarity gasped in shock
  60. >did i mention she was spectating
  61.  
  62. >"in case any of you little ponies want to hop on the back you can protect your noggins"
  63. >"highlighter yellow!? ugh, and what are those childish letters on the back?"
  64. >referring to the cartoony red, blue, and yellow letters of 'THE DOCTOR" on the back
  65. >"hey dont disrespect the GOAT"
  66. >"well alex barkov at least knows how to color coordinate"
  67. >she did 'hmph' and a sassy mane flick to top it off
  68. >but you know deep down she would be ecstatic to ride up to the stadium for a hockey game
  69. >dashie bursts in, full of bravado
  70. >"hiya dashie!" ponk waves
  71. >"hey pinks, hey rarity
  72. >"'ello dashiekins"
  73. >she knows dash hates when rarity calls her that
  74. >"you nap too long?" you ask
  75. >"naaah i had to push the showers down south, applejacks gonna get soaaked-whats that!?"
  76. >"thats the helmet i got, here" you toss her the helmet
  77. >"'the... doc...tor? why is it yellow?"
  78. >"hes a goat, and they dont like getting disrespected!" ponk loudly whispered
  79. >"only the fastest man on 2 wheels." you chime in
  80. >"so saturday night. me. you. ride." you do a hang loose between you and dash to lock it down, and cool guy walk away to your room
  81. >dash was starstruck, ponk was in awe, and rarity tried to hide her jealousy
  82.  
  83. >saturday night
  84. >the lights from your inner-city condo make it almost as bright as the daytime
  85. >and youre fully suited up, jacket to boots to gloves
  86. >pumped for a clear-your-head ride, and for the first time in forever with a companion
  87. >who refused to touch the ground between the door and the bike, leaving a few rainbow loop-de-loops in her wake
  88. >"alright blue fast, gotta put this on before we leave"
  89. >"nah, i dont need it, nothing can rattle my-" dash stopped her protest realizing she was about to walk into another roast
  90. >you smirk and stick out the helmet to hand it to her
  91. >"oh. before you do..."
  92. >she already had it resting on her head when you whip out a small, rounded edge case
  93. >that got her attention
  94. >and open it to hand her your left airpod
  95. >"oooh, is this like a secret spy earpiece?"
  96. >"youll see" you say jamming the right one in your ear
  97. >youve got the aux cord tonight
  98. >and once you buckle your helmet, you see dash struggling to keep the bud in her left ear,
  99. >tilting it up like shes trying to drain water out of her eardrum
  100. >"hold on a sec, put your helmet on"
  101. >she does so, and popping her visor open you jam your hand in and set it so its wedged between the padding and her ear
  102. >said mare fidgeting until it got settled in nice and snug
  103. >"now..."
  104. >you start a phone call
  105. >"**can you hear me?**"
  106. >dash's eyes widened at the sudden crispness of your voice blasting in her ear
  107. >"pretty cool huh? now sit your flank right here"
  108. >you scoot forward and pat the back of your seat
  109. >"woooow i didnt know you had so much cool stuff!" dash vocalized into your ear
  110. >"its like were on a wonderbolt flying mission!" she added on, getting comfy while straddling the rear part of the bike
  111. >and once set, wrapping her front hooves around your sternum and compressing her torso against you
  112. >sending a wave of blood and electricity coursing toward your dick
  113. >god damn has it been that long?
  114. >"wow anon, your backs so like, muscle-y" dash's voice echoes in your ear, rubbing her cheek between your shoulder blades
  115. >would you like to run throbbingerection.exe? [yes] [yes]
  116. >you have been /fit/ since long before your equine friends showed up, nice to get a mire for once
  117. >right... the ride
  118. >you do your ritual, choke, killswitch center, lights, little red button
  119. >*dwee*BRRRRPRPRPRPRPRPR
  120. >the old shirtless guy on his porch is staring at you
  121. >you move the kickstand back and start waddling backwards
  122. >the mare behind you swaying back and forth to keep her balance
  123. >and suddenly bearhugging you again once you stop
  124. >give it a few revs, then a nice even throttle pull up to about 10 grand
  125. >couple blips, and turn around
  126. >"you ready dashie?"
  127. >your voice cut through the engine noise to her eardrum
  128. >she nods, the magenta in her eyes so bright they look ready to explode
  129. >pull her visor down, then yours, and off you go
  130.  
  131. >all of the world zones out, nothing but the columns of hiphenated white lines stretching and leaning into the next curve
  132. >the meaty engine purring between your legs, the vibration carrying through the stiff forks into the handlebars
  133. >and in your zen state, the feeing of every molecule in your rubber tires sticking to the asphalt, right on the edge of slipping as you lean through every curve of the highway
  134. >as an added bonus, a nice warm, soft body pressed against your back, two bright blue hooves resting on your lap in the bottom of your peripheral vision
  135. >its so
  136. >right
  137. >"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" rainbows raspy cheer pierces your right eardrum
  138. >truly a moment of all time
  139. >you lean into an off ramp, and duck under a spider web of 5 other ramps
  140. >until you crest a hill, and the lit up city skyline emerges next to the highway
  141. >with your non-throttle hand you point to your left
  142. >silent awe is all you feel when dash turns her head and gazes off to the side
  143. >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
  144. >clutch and foot up...
  145. >brrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
  146. >dash's grip tightens
  147. >and suddenly two new limbs wrap around your abdomen
  148. >what the fu- oh. *ohh.*
  149. >shes winghugging you
  150. >the highway rolls by in slow motion, exits 3 and 2 fly by 30 seconds apart
  151. >but amongst your zen, something rings in your ear
  152. >whimpering, a long, strained squeak of sorts
  153. >you immediately let off the throttle
  154. >and milliseconds later dash loosens her grip
  155. >her wings returning to her sides
  156. >on cue, you bank right off on the ramp for exit 1
  157. >and duck into the sunoco gas station right at the corner
  158. >you and dash being the only souls at a pump
  159. >mainly because its an unspoken rule that this is where the hood starts
  160. >you pull her visor up
  161. >"you okay dash?"
  162. >her eyes all sorts of red and wet
  163. >but beneath them, a huge ear to ear grin, giggles leaking out of it
  164. >"heheheee, yeah"
  165. >"you scared?"
  166. >"NO!" she snapped, "ok, a little..."
  167. >"having fun?" you ask to the buzzing pegasus, ready to pounce
  168. >"YEAH!-"
  169. >BONK
  170. >yeah, everyone forgets they have 5 pounds of padding and kevlar around their skulls from time to time
  171. >"ohmigosh you okay??"
  172. >shes hovering with her ass in the air as the hit to your chin startled you
  173. >"yeah, lol" you say, laughing to yourself, "dress for the slide not the ride"
  174. >"what does that mean?"
  175. >you restart the bike
  176. >"it means keeping YOU safe when shit goes south"
  177. >you boop a nice fresh fingerprint on the chin of her helmet
  178. >dash assumes her position, and off you go back onto the highway
  179.  
  180. >you and dash string together a nice loop of highways and multilane streets
  181. >earning some oohs and ahhs from dashie as they went past the casino, the stadium, the old town, and other landmarks
  182. >and of course above all else, whoops cheers and laughs as you wrung it out on long straight sections of road
  183. >cars looking like nothing but cones to slalom around
  184. >dashie getting more comfortable with every pull
  185. >she was ready
  186. >but first, the bike was getting a bit light, time to fill up

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