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Created: 2025-04-07 05:30:42
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  1. >you and dash string together a nice loop of highways and surface streets
  2. >earning some oohs and ahhs from dashie as you went past the casino, the stadium, and the old town
  3. >and of course above all else, whoops cheers and laughs as you wrung it out on long straight sections of highway
  4. >cars looking like nothing but cones to slalom around
  5. >dashie getting more comfortable with every pull
  6. >she was ready
  7. >but first, the bike was getting a bit light, time to fill up
  8. >and what better place than the wawa on the edge of the city
  9. >in contrast to the aesthetic buildings of downtown, this area was all cookie cutter developments and two-story housing projects amongst miles of warehouses and industry
  10. >meaning not a soul was out here on a saturday night
  11. >"woah... my legs are like, shaky" dashie points out as she roams around the pump with a visible vibration in her hooves
  12. >"youre gettin' your sea legs"
  13. >"why is this a 'wawa' anyway?"
  14. >"because it has you on it"
  15. >you point at the red bird up on the beige building
  16. >"all... day... breakfast... do you think they sell pancakes here?"
  17. >you actually think about it for a second
  18. >"nah, last i came it was all eggs and stuff like that"
  19. >dash marescrunched slightly
  20. >*CLUNK*
  21. >tikatikatikatikatikatikatikatika
  22. >you put the pump back, pull yourself back together, and start the bike up
  23. >dash is still hovering in front of the wawa sign
  24. >"DASHIE!"
  25. >she perks up and zips back to her post, sitting like an attentive student in her helmet
  26. >"you ready?"
  27. >some cute and fast nods
  28. >"alright, were gonna spice it up a little bit. were going into the middle of nowhere where we can go REALLY fast"
  29. >dash gulps under a beaming grin
  30. >as you immediately find the perfect song
  31. >"now listen closely, the beginning of this songs quiet"
  32. >dash is giving her full attention
  33. >with the volume on max, you press it with your thumb
  34. >"AHHHH!"
  35. >the first second of Them Bones sent dash shooting into the sky
  36. >you laughing your ass off as she returned to earth
  37. >and a very pranked pegasus calling you all sorts of dummy names as she play punched and shook your arm
  38. >once you finally caught your breath, you looked back at her
  39. >"you ready?"
  40. >bobbleheaddash.wmv
  41. >visor down, visor down, killswitch center, red button
  42. >rewind button...
  43. >you feel a small jolt in the body behind you, even though its now at a reasonable volume
  44. >couple of hooves around your abs
  45. >and off you go
  46. >iiiiiiiiiiii belieeeeeeeeeeve them booooooones are meeeeee...
  47.  
  48. >as you ride northwest out of town, civilization thins out into collections of mobile homes and large plots of overgrown land
  49. >amber bulbs radiating above the trees behind the curtain of endless LED streetlights
  50. >after a very well advertised bend north, an endless stretch of highway with flat grasslands on one side and tall, thick brush on the other
  51. >you pin the throttle, and the vaccuum of air sucks at your sides
  52. >dashs grip tightens across your front
  53. >70, 80, 90...
  54. >she still clasps around you hard, but her breathing tells you shes a lot more used to it than before
  55. >you always knew she was a speed demon
  56. >you let off the throttle as some rhythmic flickering lights pop out in the distance
  57. >and in about 30 seconds, you reach your left turn
  58. >a whole light show of flashing ambers, reflectors, and rows of red and green traffic signals mark this seemingly monumental intersection of two roads.
  59. >master of puppets finishes off as you wait for two straggling cars to pass by
  60. >you wonder what song is gonna host the climax of this ride
  61. >Natural Born Killer
  62. >hell. yes.
  63. >you feel dash's head bobbing against your back
  64. >finding your gap, you lean yourself right and the bike left through the tight turn, and roll on the throttle
  65. >keep it at about 60 until you get through the left
  66. >and poetically during a machine gun riff, you flip to running lights, and pin the throttle
  67. >dash's grip tightens again on cue
  68. >except this time, you dont stop
  69. >wring all the way through 4th...
  70. >clutch up...
  71. >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  72. >the winds louder than the engine
  73. >the engines peak RPM barely pokes above the wind noise with its redlined pitch
  74. >oh were not done yet
  75. >clutch up...
  76. >BRAAAPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  77. >almost under the wind you can hear raspy laughter
  78. >or you could be feeling her chest vibrating and your ears filling it in
  79. >all sound collects in this supernova bubble around you
  80. >underlined by the now muted, staticy wind noise
  81. >blasting between the runways of reflectors catching the moonlight and feeding you the clear path forward at an absurd speed
  82. >and now that your eyes are adjusted, the tapestry of stars further communicating to you every stain and pebble on the asphalt
  83. >tall grey trees undulating in a ribbon-like wave to your-oh, blinking yellow
  84. >you let off after what felt like 10 minutes in that state
  85. >even dash lets off loose enough you think you were standing still
  86. >'and im waiting, waiting for the days to pass me by'
  87. >can you pull it off this time?
  88. >'AND ALL THE PROMISES ILL FIIIIIIIIND...'
  89. >youve got some extra weight on the back...
  90. >'no hesitating, you pulled the trigger now your story's left behind'
  91. >dash is gonna love this... even if you gotta chase it out
  92. >'LIKE. MY. SOUL. YOU. WONT-'
  93. >clutch, crunch, THRO-TLLLLLE
  94. >your front wheels in the sky
  95. >holy fucking shit
  96. >feather that 1 to 2 milimeters of rear brake like its a tight rope
  97. >dash clamps around you like a spidermonkey
  98. >you cackle maniacally as you catapult your
  99. unicycle down the highway
  100. >dash is laughing too, you feel it in her chest
  101. >and pounding heart punching you in the shoulder blades
  102. >for maybe 5 seconds until the bubble forms and all is right again
  103. >you feel something new though
  104. >bap. bap. bap. bap. in a constant rhythm at your sides
  105. >you glance down for a split second
  106. >shes flapping her wings
  107. >humans will never know what its like to fly under their power
  108. >but this has to be pretty damn close
  109. >and the fact that you took a creature that loves nothing more than flying and speed to that exact state with your own invented device
  110. >one that is so extremely cute, soft and pure of soul
  111. >makes this an easy top 3 night of your life
  112.  
  113. >omnomnomnomnomnomnom
  114. >this is her second 4-stack of strawberry pancakes
  115. >youre more of a waffle house guy, but it was the guest's craving
  116. >the feeder fetish fags got something right, who knew
  117. >she wipes off the sticky strawberry jam with her hoof
  118. >"sho... whygggsfishplashe"
  119. >"i cant hear a word your saying"
  120. >gulp
  121. >"so why is this place called "IPHO?" like, 'international pancake house of...'"
  122. >youre confused
  123. >"of what? you already said pancakes"
  124. >"no i know, but like, theres still an 'O' after it so its like 'of' what!?"
  125. >did she fall off and you not realize it?
  126. >"what has an O after it?"
  127. >"the SIGN! you know, the big blue thing out front, it says IPHO!"
  128. >you try not to laugh
  129. >mostly at the thought of dashie flying off and coming back unscathed because, well she can actually fly
  130. >"Dashie, its 'international house of pancakes' I-HOP, I..."
  131. >it hits you like a ton of bricks as blue fast starts to passionately spell out aye-pee-eych-oh
  132. >why she has such a hard time remembering what your bikes called (KTM 530 EXC)
  133. >why she waits for a friend to get home before opening her mail
  134. >and more importantly, why it took until daring do, a book which is full of pictures, to actually enjoy reading
  135. >....we love our dyslexic blue pegasus.
  136. >"uh, anon? you okay?"
  137. >you laugh, but its more of a blush laugh
  138. >"can i get you- guys... anything else?"
  139. >"get her another 4 stack of strawberry pancakes"
  140. >fucking waitors always killing the moment
  141. >"come here"
  142. >"she stretches her head full of beaming eyeballs across the table
  143. >and you ruffle up her helmet head even more
  144. >"i can tell you had a lot of fun tonight"
  145. >she giggles
  146. >"yeah... i didnt know you can go SO FRIGGING FAST in this place!"
  147. >"and thats not even in the air"
  148. >"maybe we should try that sometime, put me on your K-T-N..."
  149. >close enough
  150. >"...and try to fly with it! im sure twilight could find a way to work it"
  151. >"well ill tell ya one thing, it wasnt legal"
  152. >"pssh, rules are for chumps"
  153. >truly your spirit mare
  154. >"heres your pancakes sir"
  155. >she beams a grin and starts attacking plate number three
  156. >for about 3 bites
  157. >until her eyelids drop like shutters
  158. >sugar crash
  159. >YAWWWWWN
  160. >"im tired anon..."
  161. >"dont mind if i do."
  162. >operation: pay and get sleepy mare home is now in place

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