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Created: 2025-04-07 05:30:42
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  1. 1.
    >you and dash string together a nice loop of highways and surface streets
  2. 2.
    >earning some oohs and ahhs from dashie as you went past the casino, the stadium, and the old town
  3. 3.
    >and of course above all else, whoops cheers and laughs as you wrung it out on long straight sections of highway
  4. 4.
    >cars looking like nothing but cones to slalom around
  5. 5.
    >dashie getting more comfortable with every pull
  6. 6.
    >she was ready
  7. 7.
    >but first, the bike was getting a bit light, time to fill up
  8. 8.
    >and what better place than the wawa on the edge of the city
  9. 9.
    >in contrast to the aesthetic buildings of downtown, this area was all cookie cutter developments and two-story housing projects amongst miles of warehouses and industry
  10. 10.
    >meaning not a soul was out here on a saturday night
  11. 11.
    >"woah... my legs are like, shaky" dashie points out as she roams around the pump with a visible vibration in her hooves
  12. 12.
    >"youre gettin' your sea legs"
  13. 13.
    >"why is this a 'wawa' anyway?"
  14. 14.
    >"because it has you on it"
  15. 15.
    >you point at the red bird up on the beige building
  16. 16.
    >"all... day... breakfast... do you think they sell pancakes here?"
  17. 17.
    >you actually think about it for a second
  18. 18.
    >"nah, last i came it was all eggs and stuff like that"
  19. 19.
    >dash marescrunched slightly
  20. 20.
    >*CLUNK*
  21. 21.
    >tikatikatikatikatikatikatikatika
  22. 22.
    >you put the pump back, pull yourself back together, and start the bike up
  23. 23.
    >dash is still hovering in front of the wawa sign
  24. 24.
    >"DASHIE!"
  25. 25.
    >she perks up and zips back to her post, sitting like an attentive student in her helmet
  26. 26.
    >"you ready?"
  27. 27.
    >some cute and fast nods
  28. 28.
    >"alright, were gonna spice it up a little bit. were going into the middle of nowhere where we can go REALLY fast"
  29. 29.
    >dash gulps under a beaming grin
  30. 30.
    >as you immediately find the perfect song
  31. 31.
    >"now listen closely, the beginning of this songs quiet"
  32. 32.
    >dash is giving her full attention
  33. 33.
    >with the volume on max, you press it with your thumb
  34. 34.
    >"AHHHH!"
  35. 35.
    >the first second of Them Bones sent dash shooting into the sky
  36. 36.
    >you laughing your ass off as she returned to earth
  37. 37.
    >and a very pranked pegasus calling you all sorts of dummy names as she play punched and shook your arm
  38. 38.
    >once you finally caught your breath, you looked back at her
  39. 39.
    >"you ready?"
  40. 40.
    >bobbleheaddash.wmv
  41. 41.
    >visor down, visor down, killswitch center, red button
  42. 42.
    >rewind button...
  43. 43.
    >you feel a small jolt in the body behind you, even though its now at a reasonable volume
  44. 44.
    >couple of hooves around your abs
  45. 45.
    >and off you go
  46. 46.
    >iiiiiiiiiiii belieeeeeeeeeeve them booooooones are meeeeee...
  47. 47.
     
  48. 48.
    >as you ride northwest out of town, civilization thins out into collections of mobile homes and large plots of overgrown land
  49. 49.
    >amber bulbs radiating above the trees behind the curtain of endless LED streetlights
  50. 50.
    >after a very well advertised bend north, an endless stretch of highway with flat grasslands on one side and tall, thick brush on the other
  51. 51.
    >you pin the throttle, and the vaccuum of air sucks at your sides
  52. 52.
    >dashs grip tightens across your front
  53. 53.
    >70, 80, 90...
  54. 54.
    >she still clasps around you hard, but her breathing tells you shes a lot more used to it than before
  55. 55.
    >you always knew she was a speed demon
  56. 56.
    >you let off the throttle as some rhythmic flickering lights pop out in the distance
  57. 57.
    >and in about 30 seconds, you reach your left turn
  58. 58.
    >a whole light show of flashing ambers, reflectors, and rows of red and green traffic signals mark this seemingly monumental intersection of two roads.
  59. 59.
    >master of puppets finishes off as you wait for two straggling cars to pass by
  60. 60.
    >you wonder what song is gonna host the climax of this ride
  61. 61.
    >Natural Born Killer
  62. 62.
    >hell. yes.
  63. 63.
    >you feel dash's head bobbing against your back
  64. 64.
    >finding your gap, you lean yourself right and the bike left through the tight turn, and roll on the throttle
  65. 65.
    >keep it at about 60 until you get through the left
  66. 66.
    >and poetically during a machine gun riff, you flip to running lights, and pin the throttle
  67. 67.
    >dash's grip tightens again on cue
  68. 68.
    >except this time, you dont stop
  69. 69.
    >wring all the way through 4th...
  70. 70.
    >clutch up...
  71. 71.
    >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  72. 72.
    >the winds louder than the engine
  73. 73.
    >the engines peak RPM barely pokes above the wind noise with its redlined pitch
  74. 74.
    >oh were not done yet
  75. 75.
    >clutch up...
  76. 76.
    >BRAAAPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  77. 77.
    >almost under the wind you can hear raspy laughter
  78. 78.
    >or you could be feeling her chest vibrating and your ears filling it in
  79. 79.
    >all sound collects in this supernova bubble around you
  80. 80.
    >underlined by the now muted, staticy wind noise
  81. 81.
    >blasting between the runways of reflectors catching the moonlight and feeding you the clear path forward at an absurd speed
  82. 82.
    >and now that your eyes are adjusted, the tapestry of stars further communicating to you every stain and pebble on the asphalt
  83. 83.
    >tall grey trees undulating in a ribbon-like wave to your-oh, blinking yellow
  84. 84.
    >you let off after what felt like 10 minutes in that state
  85. 85.
    >even dash lets off loose enough you think you were standing still
  86. 86.
    >'and im waiting, waiting for the days to pass me by'
  87. 87.
    >can you pull it off this time?
  88. 88.
    >'AND ALL THE PROMISES ILL FIIIIIIIIND...'
  89. 89.
    >youve got some extra weight on the back...
  90. 90.
    >'no hesitating, you pulled the trigger now your story's left behind'
  91. 91.
    >dash is gonna love this... even if you gotta chase it out
  92. 92.
    >'LIKE. MY. SOUL. YOU. WONT-'
  93. 93.
    >clutch, crunch, THRO-TLLLLLE
  94. 94.
    >your front wheels in the sky
  95. 95.
    >holy fucking shit
  96. 96.
    >feather that 1 to 2 milimeters of rear brake like its a tight rope
  97. 97.
    >dash clamps around you like a spidermonkey
  98. 98.
    >you cackle maniacally as you catapult your
  99. 99.
    unicycle down the highway
  100. 100.
    >dash is laughing too, you feel it in her chest
  101. 101.
    >and pounding heart punching you in the shoulder blades
  102. 102.
    >for maybe 5 seconds until the bubble forms and all is right again
  103. 103.
    >you feel something new though
  104. 104.
    >bap. bap. bap. bap. in a constant rhythm at your sides
  105. 105.
    >you glance down for a split second
  106. 106.
    >shes flapping her wings
  107. 107.
    >humans will never know what its like to fly under their power
  108. 108.
    >but this has to be pretty damn close
  109. 109.
    >and the fact that you took a creature that loves nothing more than flying and speed to that exact state with your own invented device
  110. 110.
    >one that is so extremely cute, soft and pure of soul
  111. 111.
    >makes this an easy top 3 night of your life
  112. 112.
     
  113. 113.
    >omnomnomnomnomnomnom
  114. 114.
    >this is her second 4-stack of strawberry pancakes
  115. 115.
    >youre more of a waffle house guy, but it was the guest's craving
  116. 116.
    >the feeder fetish fags got something right, who knew
  117. 117.
    >she wipes off the sticky strawberry jam with her hoof
  118. 118.
    >"sho... whygggsfishplashe"
  119. 119.
    >"i cant hear a word your saying"
  120. 120.
    >gulp
  121. 121.
    >"so why is this place called "IPHO?" like, 'international pancake house of...'"
  122. 122.
    >youre confused
  123. 123.
    >"of what? you already said pancakes"
  124. 124.
    >"no i know, but like, theres still an 'O' after it so its like 'of' what!?"
  125. 125.
    >did she fall off and you not realize it?
  126. 126.
    >"what has an O after it?"
  127. 127.
    >"the SIGN! you know, the big blue thing out front, it says IPHO!"
  128. 128.
    >you try not to laugh
  129. 129.
    >mostly at the thought of dashie flying off and coming back unscathed because, well she can actually fly
  130. 130.
    >"Dashie, its 'international house of pancakes' I-HOP, I..."
  131. 131.
    >it hits you like a ton of bricks as blue fast starts to passionately spell out aye-pee-eych-oh
  132. 132.
    >why she has such a hard time remembering what your bikes called (KTM 530 EXC)
  133. 133.
    >why she waits for a friend to get home before opening her mail
  134. 134.
    >and more importantly, why it took until daring do, a book which is full of pictures, to actually enjoy reading
  135. 135.
    >....we love our dyslexic blue pegasus.
  136. 136.
    >"uh, anon? you okay?"
  137. 137.
    >you laugh, but its more of a blush laugh
  138. 138.
    >"can i get you- guys... anything else?"
  139. 139.
    >"get her another 4 stack of strawberry pancakes"
  140. 140.
    >fucking waitors always killing the moment
  141. 141.
    >"come here"
  142. 142.
    >"she stretches her head full of beaming eyeballs across the table
  143. 143.
    >and you ruffle up her helmet head even more
  144. 144.
    >"i can tell you had a lot of fun tonight"
  145. 145.
    >she giggles
  146. 146.
    >"yeah... i didnt know you can go SO FRIGGING FAST in this place!"
  147. 147.
    >"and thats not even in the air"
  148. 148.
    >"maybe we should try that sometime, put me on your K-T-N..."
  149. 149.
    >close enough
  150. 150.
    >"...and try to fly with it! im sure twilight could find a way to work it"
  151. 151.
    >"well ill tell ya one thing, it wasnt legal"
  152. 152.
    >"pssh, rules are for chumps"
  153. 153.
    >truly your spirit mare
  154. 154.
    >"heres your pancakes sir"
  155. 155.
    >she beams a grin and starts attacking plate number three
  156. 156.
    >for about 3 bites
  157. 157.
    >until her eyelids drop like shutters
  158. 158.
    >sugar crash
  159. 159.
    >YAWWWWWN
  160. 160.
    >"im tired anon..."
  161. 161.
    >"dont mind if i do."
  162. 162.
    >operation: pay and get sleepy mare home is now in place

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