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>you and dash string together a nice loop of highways and surface streets
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>earning some oohs and ahhs from dashie as you went past the casino, the stadium, and the old town
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>and of course above all else, whoops cheers and laughs as you wrung it out on long straight sections of highway
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>cars looking like nothing but cones to slalom around
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>dashie getting more comfortable with every pull
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>she was ready
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>but first, the bike was getting a bit light, time to fill up
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>and what better place than the wawa on the edge of the city
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>in contrast to the aesthetic buildings of downtown, this area was all cookie cutter developments and two-story housing projects amongst miles of warehouses and industry
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>meaning not a soul was out here on a saturday night
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>"woah... my legs are like, shaky" dashie points out as she roams around the pump with a visible vibration in her hooves
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>"youre gettin' your sea legs"
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>"why is this a 'wawa' anyway?"
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>"because it has you on it"
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>you point at the red bird up on the beige building
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>"all... day... breakfast... do you think they sell pancakes here?"
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>you actually think about it for a second
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>"nah, last i came it was all eggs and stuff like that"
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>dash marescrunched slightly
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>*CLUNK*
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>tikatikatikatikatikatikatikatika
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>you put the pump back, pull yourself back together, and start the bike up
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>dash is still hovering in front of the wawa sign
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>"DASHIE!"
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>she perks up and zips back to her post, sitting like an attentive student in her helmet
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>"you ready?"
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>some cute and fast nods
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>"alright, were gonna spice it up a little bit. were going into the middle of nowhere where we can go REALLY fast"
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>dash gulps under a beaming grin
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>as you immediately find the perfect song
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>"now listen closely, the beginning of this songs quiet"
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>dash is giving her full attention
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>with the volume on max, you press it with your thumb
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>"AHHHH!"
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>the first second of Them Bones sent dash shooting into the sky
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>you laughing your ass off as she returned to earth
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>and a very pranked pegasus calling you all sorts of dummy names as she play punched and shook your arm
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>once you finally caught your breath, you looked back at her
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>"you ready?"
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>bobbleheaddash.wmv
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>visor down, visor down, killswitch center, red button
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>rewind button...
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>you feel a small jolt in the body behind you, even though its now at a reasonable volume
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>couple of hooves around your abs
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>and off you go
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>iiiiiiiiiiii belieeeeeeeeeeve them booooooones are meeeeee...
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>as you ride northwest out of town, civilization thins out into collections of mobile homes and large plots of overgrown land
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>amber bulbs radiating above the trees behind the curtain of endless LED streetlights
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>after a very well advertised bend north, an endless stretch of highway with flat grasslands on one side and tall, thick brush on the other
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>you pin the throttle, and the vaccuum of air sucks at your sides
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>dashs grip tightens across your front
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>70, 80, 90...
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>she still clasps around you hard, but her breathing tells you shes a lot more used to it than before
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>you always knew she was a speed demon
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>you let off the throttle as some rhythmic flickering lights pop out in the distance
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>and in about 30 seconds, you reach your left turn
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>a whole light show of flashing ambers, reflectors, and rows of red and green traffic signals mark this seemingly monumental intersection of two roads.
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>master of puppets finishes off as you wait for two straggling cars to pass by
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>you wonder what song is gonna host the climax of this ride
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>Natural Born Killer
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>hell. yes.
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>you feel dash's head bobbing against your back
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>finding your gap, you lean yourself right and the bike left through the tight turn, and roll on the throttle
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>keep it at about 60 until you get through the left
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>and poetically during a machine gun riff, you flip to running lights, and pin the throttle
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>dash's grip tightens again on cue
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>except this time, you dont stop
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>wring all the way through 4th...
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>clutch up...
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>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>the winds louder than the engine
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>the engines peak RPM barely pokes above the wind noise with its redlined pitch
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>oh were not done yet
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>clutch up...
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>BRAAAPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>almost under the wind you can hear raspy laughter
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>or you could be feeling her chest vibrating and your ears filling it in
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>all sound collects in this supernova bubble around you
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>underlined by the now muted, staticy wind noise
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>blasting between the runways of reflectors catching the moonlight and feeding you the clear path forward at an absurd speed
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>and now that your eyes are adjusted, the tapestry of stars further communicating to you every stain and pebble on the asphalt
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>tall grey trees undulating in a ribbon-like wave to your-oh, blinking yellow
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>you let off after what felt like 10 minutes in that state
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>even dash lets off loose enough you think you were standing still
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>'and im waiting, waiting for the days to pass me by'
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>can you pull it off this time?
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>'AND ALL THE PROMISES ILL FIIIIIIIIND...'
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>youve got some extra weight on the back...
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>'no hesitating, you pulled the trigger now your story's left behind'
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>dash is gonna love this... even if you gotta chase it out
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>'LIKE. MY. SOUL. YOU. WONT-'
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>clutch, crunch, THRO-TLLLLLE
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>your front wheels in the sky
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>holy fucking shit
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>feather that 1 to 2 milimeters of rear brake like its a tight rope
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>dash clamps around you like a spidermonkey
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>you cackle maniacally as you catapult your
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unicycle down the highway
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>dash is laughing too, you feel it in her chest
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>and pounding heart punching you in the shoulder blades
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>for maybe 5 seconds until the bubble forms and all is right again
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>you feel something new though
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>bap. bap. bap. bap. in a constant rhythm at your sides
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>you glance down for a split second
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>shes flapping her wings
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>humans will never know what its like to fly under their power
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>but this has to be pretty damn close
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>and the fact that you took a creature that loves nothing more than flying and speed to that exact state with your own invented device
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>one that is so extremely cute, soft and pure of soul
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>makes this an easy top 3 night of your life
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>omnomnomnomnomnomnom
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>this is her second 4-stack of strawberry pancakes
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>youre more of a waffle house guy, but it was the guest's craving
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>the feeder fetish fags got something right, who knew
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>she wipes off the sticky strawberry jam with her hoof
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>"sho... whygggsfishplashe"
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>"i cant hear a word your saying"
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>gulp
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>"so why is this place called "IPHO?" like, 'international pancake house of...'"
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>youre confused
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>"of what? you already said pancakes"
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>"no i know, but like, theres still an 'O' after it so its like 'of' what!?"
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>did she fall off and you not realize it?
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>"what has an O after it?"
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>"the SIGN! you know, the big blue thing out front, it says IPHO!"
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>you try not to laugh
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>mostly at the thought of dashie flying off and coming back unscathed because, well she can actually fly
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>"Dashie, its 'international house of pancakes' I-HOP, I..."
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>it hits you like a ton of bricks as blue fast starts to passionately spell out aye-pee-eych-oh
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>why she has such a hard time remembering what your bikes called (KTM 530 EXC)
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>why she waits for a friend to get home before opening her mail
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>and more importantly, why it took until daring do, a book which is full of pictures, to actually enjoy reading
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>....we love our dyslexic blue pegasus.
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>"uh, anon? you okay?"
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>you laugh, but its more of a blush laugh
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>"can i get you- guys... anything else?"
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>"get her another 4 stack of strawberry pancakes"
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>fucking waitors always killing the moment
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>"come here"
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>"she stretches her head full of beaming eyeballs across the table
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>and you ruffle up her helmet head even more
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>"i can tell you had a lot of fun tonight"
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>she giggles
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>"yeah... i didnt know you can go SO FRIGGING FAST in this place!"
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>"and thats not even in the air"
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>"maybe we should try that sometime, put me on your K-T-N..."
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>close enough
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>"...and try to fly with it! im sure twilight could find a way to work it"
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>"well ill tell ya one thing, it wasnt legal"
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>"pssh, rules are for chumps"
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>truly your spirit mare
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>"heres your pancakes sir"
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>she beams a grin and starts attacking plate number three
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>for about 3 bites
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>until her eyelids drop like shutters
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>sugar crash
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>YAWWWWWN
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>"im tired anon..."
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>"dont mind if i do."
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>operation: pay and get sleepy mare home is now in place
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