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pov: you take dashie on a motorbike ride (full)

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Created: 2025-04-07 14:37:26
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  1. >be anon a week later
  2. >go out to your bike as is routine
  3. >fuel, choke, helmet, gloves, killswitch to center
  4. >*dweee*BRRRBRPRPRPRPRPRPR
  5. >sit there for about 60 seconds so she warms up, and...
  6. >you have a blue visitor hovering behind you
  7. >hit the killswitch, work can wait
  8. >"whats up dash?"
  9. >"nothing..." shes trying brush off the fact she followed you out here just to stare at you
  10. >"you want a ride?"
  11. >her eyes light up
  12. >"yeah!"
  13. >aw shit, you just remembered
  14. >"ill take you, but i gotta get you a helmet"
  15. >"pfft, as if i need one, i can just fly away if we crash"
  16. >"youre right, theres only feathers in that head anyway"
  17. >marescrunch.png
  18. >she walked right into that one
  19. >"ill tell you what, lemme run by the bike store tonight and well go for a ride soon, kay?"
  20. >"okay!" dash beamed back, and a rainbow trail shot up into the sky
  21. >you swing your leg over and restart your thumper
  22. >its been a while since you had someone on the back of this thing, but never somepony
  23. >or a girl for that matter...
  24.  
  25. >roll in about 6 that night, but still the first one home
  26. >well, aside from twi and rarity
  27. >twi's been in full moondancer mode trying to negotiate with celestia
  28. >your attempts to get her to open up are met with cold, administrative amicability
  29. >she has a job to do after all, being princess of friendship
  30. >raritys been getting slammed with her etsy shop since before she moved in
  31. >she sleeps the least out of anypony
  32. >AJ went to home depot not 24 hours after moving in and got picked up as a farm hand
  33. >according to dash shell be back on weekends as part of the deal is room and board during the week
  34. >also through dash is how you know what fluttershys up to
  35. >shes been putting in some serious hours at the animal hospital
  36. >being able to understand exactly what they want earned her many hats
  37. >pinkie, you have no idea
  38. >but she comes home every evening with the most gas pastries youve ever had and a saddlebag full of cash so shes doing something right
  39. >like right now
  40. >"Hi Everypony!"
  41. >"Hi Pinkie!"
  42. >"'Ello!"
  43. >"whatsup ponk"
  44. >"hi anon! i brought some guayaba pastries!"
  45. >theyre still hot too
  46. >you chow one down from the metal tin she offered
  47. >"where did you go today?"
  48. >"welllllll i went to this one street corner in the city everypony there was like in suits so no one wanted any. but then i went to this OTHER corner on the other side of the river and everypony was like *yelling and gruff* but the second they saw what i was selling it was like we were the bestest of friends!"
  49. >you know exactly the area shes talking about
  50. >"and then one of them was like '¿porquetomanelcaballonaranjoalsucampo?'" she imitated an old hispanic guys accent
  51. >holy shit she knows spanish?
  52. >"and then i was like 'THATS APPLEJACK!' so then we went insiiiiide... we got some coffeeee..."
  53. >last thing this mare needs is caffeine
  54. >"and i went to a few more spots and now im here!"
  55. >"well sounds like you had a productive day" you bounce your hand up and down on the top of her poofy mane, earning a few giggles
  56. >"whats in the box anon?" she said, stretching her head and neck toward it
  57. >"is it one of those hats you wear when you ride your uhh, whats it called?"
  58. >you pull the blocks of styrofoam out and pull your prize out of the sheath
  59. >rarity gasped in shock
  60. >did i mention she was spectating
  61.  
  62. >"in case any of you little ponies want to hop on the back you can protect your noggins"
  63. >"highlighter yellow!? ugh, and what are those childish letters on the back?"
  64. >referring to the cartoony red, blue, and yellow letters of 'THE DOCTOR" on the back
  65. >"hey dont disrespect the GOAT"
  66. >"well alex barkov at least knows how to color coordinate"
  67. >she did 'hmph' and a sassy mane flick to top it off
  68. >but you know deep down she would be ecstatic to ride up to the stadium for a hockey game
  69. >dashie bursts in, full of bravado
  70. >"hiya dashie!" ponk waves
  71. >"hey pinks, hey rarity
  72. >"'ello dashiekins"
  73. >rarity knows dash hates when she calls her that
  74. >"you nap too long?" you ask
  75. >"naaah i had to push the showers down south, applejacks gonna get soaaked-whats that!?"
  76. >"thats the helmet i got, here" you toss her the helmet
  77. >"'the... doc...tor? why is it yellow?"
  78. >"hes a goat, and they dont like getting disrespected!" ponk loudly whispered
  79. >"only the fastest man on 2 wheels." you chime in
  80. >"so saturday night. me. you. ride." you do a hang loose between you and dash to lock it down, and cool guy walk away to your room
  81. >dash was starstruck, ponk was in awe, and rarity tried to hide her jealousy
  82.  
  83. >saturday night
  84. >the lights from your inner-city condo make it almost as bright as the daytime
  85. >and youre fully suited up, jacket to boots to gloves
  86. >pumped for a clear-your-head ride, and for the first time in forever with a companion
  87. >who refused to touch the ground between the door and the bike, leaving a few rainbow loop-de-loops in her wake
  88. >"alright blue fast, gotta put this on before we leave"
  89. >"nah, i dont need it, nothing can rattle my-" dash stopped her protest realizing she was about to walk into another roast
  90. >you smirk and stick out the helmet to hand it to her
  91. >"oh. before you do..."
  92. >she already had it resting on her head when you whip out a small, rounded edge case
  93. >that got her attention
  94. >and open it to hand her your left airpod
  95. >"oooh, is this like a secret spy earpiece?"
  96. >"youll see" you say jamming the right one in your ear
  97. >youve got the aux cord tonight
  98. >and once you buckle your helmet, you see dash struggling to keep the bud in her left ear,
  99. >tilting it up like shes trying to drain water out of her eardrum
  100. >"hold on a sec, put your helmet on"
  101. >she does so, and popping her visor open you jam your hand in and set it so its wedged between the padding and her ear
  102. >said mare fidgeting until it got settled in nice and snug
  103. >"now..."
  104. >you start a phone call
  105. >"**can you hear me?**"
  106. >dash's eyes widened at the sudden crispness of your voice blasting in her ear
  107. >"pretty cool huh? now sit your flank right here"
  108. >you scoot forward and pat the back of your seat
  109. >"woooow i didnt know you had so much cool stuff!" dash vocalized into your ear
  110. >"its like were on a wonderbolt flying mission!" she added on, getting comfy while straddling the rear part of the bike
  111. >and once set, wrapping her front hooves around your sternum and compressing her torso against you
  112. >sending a wave of blood and electricity coursing toward your dick
  113. >god damn has it been that long?
  114. >"wow anon, your backs so like, muscle-y" dash's voice echoes in your ear, rubbing her cheek between your shoulder blades
  115. >would you like to run throbbingerection.exe? [yes] [yes]
  116. >you have been /fit/ since long before your equine friends showed up, nice to get a mire for once
  117. >right... the ride
  118. >you do your ritual, choke, killswitch center, lights, little red button
  119. >*dwee*BRRRRPRPRPRPRPRPR
  120. >the old shirtless guy on his porch is staring at you
  121. >you move the kickstand back and start waddling backwards
  122. >the mare behind you swaying back and forth to keep her balance
  123. >and suddenly bearhugging you again once you stop
  124. >give it a few revs, then a nice even throttle pull up to about 10 grand
  125. >couple blips, and turn around
  126. >"you ready dashie?"
  127. >your voice cut through the engine noise to her eardrum
  128. >she nods, the magenta in her eyes so bright they look ready to explode
  129. >pull her visor down, then yours, and off you go
  130.  
  131. >all of the world zones out, nothing but the columns of hiphenated white lines stretching and leaning into the next curve
  132. >the meaty engine purring between your legs, the vibration carrying through the stiff forks into the handlebars
  133. >and in your zen state, the feeing of every molecule in your rubber tires sticking to the asphalt, right on the edge of slipping as you lean through every curve of the highway
  134. >as an added bonus, a nice warm, soft body pressed against your back, two bright blue hooves resting on your lap in the bottom of your peripheral vision
  135. >its so
  136. >right
  137. >"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" rainbows raspy cheer pierces your right eardrum
  138. >truly a moment of all time
  139. >you lean into an off ramp, and duck under a spider web of 5 other ramps
  140. >until you crest a hill, and the lit up city skyline emerges next to the highway
  141. >with your non-throttle hand you point to your left
  142. >silent awe is all you feel when dash turns her head and gazes off to the side
  143. >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
  144. >clutch and foot up...
  145. >brrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
  146. >dash's grip tightens
  147. >and suddenly two new limbs wrap around your abdomen
  148. >what the fu- oh. *ohh.*
  149. >shes winghugging you
  150. >the highway rolls by in slow motion, exits 3 and 2 fly by 30 seconds apart
  151. >but amongst your zen, something rings in your ear
  152. >whimpering, a long, strained squeak of sorts
  153. >you immediately let off the throttle
  154. >and milliseconds later dash loosens her grip
  155. >her wings returning to her sides
  156. >on cue, you bank right off on the ramp for exit 1
  157. >and duck into the sunoco gas station right at the corner
  158. >you and dash being the only souls at a pump
  159. >mainly because its an unspoken rule that this is where the hood starts
  160. >you pull her visor up
  161. >"you okay dash?"
  162. >her eyes all sorts of red and wet
  163. >but beneath them, a huge ear to ear grin, giggles leaking out of it
  164. >"heheheee, yeah"
  165. >"you scared?"
  166. >"NO!" she snapped, "ok, a little..."
  167. >"having fun?" you ask to the buzzing pegasus, ready to pounce
  168. >"YEAH!-"
  169. >BONK
  170. >yeah, everyone forgets they have 5 pounds of padding and kevlar around their skulls from time to time
  171. >"ohmigosh you okay??"
  172. >shes hovering with her ass in the air as the hit to your chin startled you
  173. >"yeah, lol" you say, laughing to yourself, "dress for the slide not the ride"
  174. >"what does that mean?"
  175. >you restart the bike
  176. >"it means keeping YOU safe when shit goes south"
  177. >you boop a nice fresh fingerprint on the chin of her helmet
  178. >dash assumes her position, and off you go back onto the highway
  179.  
  180. >you and dash string together a nice loop of highways and surface streets
  181. >earning some oohs and ahhs from dashie as you went past the casino, the stadium, and the old town
  182. >and of course above all else, whoops cheers and laughs as you wrung it out on long straight sections of highway
  183. >cars looking like nothing but cones to slalom around
  184. >dashie getting more comfortable with every pull
  185. >she was ready
  186. >but first, the bike was getting a bit light, time to fill up
  187. >and what better place than the wawa on the edge of the city
  188. >in contrast to the aesthetic buildings of downtown, this area was all cookie cutter developments and two-story housing projects amongst miles of warehouses and industry
  189. >meaning not a soul was out here on a saturday night
  190. >"woah... my legs are like, shaky" dashie points out as she roams around the pump with a visible vibration in her hooves
  191. >"youre gettin' your sea legs"
  192. >"why is this a 'wawa' anyway?"
  193. >"because it has you on it"
  194. >you point at the red bird up on the beige building
  195. >"all... day... breakfast... do you think they sell pancakes here?"
  196. >you actually think about it for a second
  197. >"nah, last i came it was all eggs and stuff like that"
  198. >dash marescrunched slightly
  199. >*CLUNK*
  200. >tikatikatikatikatikatikatikatika
  201. >you put the pump back, pull yourself back together, and start the bike up
  202. >dash is still hovering in front of the wawa sign
  203. >"DASHIE!"
  204. >she perks up and zips back to her post, sitting like an attentive student in her helmet
  205. >"you ready?"
  206. >some cute and fast nods
  207. >"alright, were gonna spice it up a little bit. were going into the middle of nowhere where we can go REALLY fast"
  208. >dash gulps under a beaming grin
  209. >as you immediately find the perfect song
  210. >"now listen closely, the beginning of this songs quiet"
  211. >dash is giving her full attention
  212. >with the volume on max, you press it with your thumb
  213. >"AHHHH!"
  214. >the first second of Them Bones sent dash shooting into the sky
  215. >you laughing your ass off as she returned to earth
  216. >and a very pranked pegasus calling you all sorts of dummy names as she play punched and shook your arm
  217. >once you finally caught your breath, you looked back at her
  218. >"you ready?"
  219. >bobbleheaddash.wmv
  220. >visor down, visor down, killswitch center, red button
  221. >rewind button...
  222. >you feel a small jolt in the body behind you, even though its now at a reasonable volume
  223. >couple of hooves around your abs
  224. >and off you go
  225. >iiiiiiiiiiii belieeeeeeeeeeve them booooooones are meeeeee...
  226.  
  227. >as you ride northwest out of town, civilization thins out into collections of mobile homes and large plots of overgrown land
  228. >amber bulbs radiating above the trees behind the curtain of endless LED streetlights
  229. >after a very well advertised bend north, an endless stretch of highway with flat grasslands on one side and tall, thick brush on the other
  230. >you pin the throttle, and the vaccuum of air sucks at your sides
  231. >dashs grip tightens across your front
  232. >70, 80, 90...
  233. >she still clasps around you hard, but her breathing tells you shes a lot more used to it than before
  234. >you always knew she was a speed demon
  235. >you let off the throttle as some rhythmic flickering lights pop out in the distance
  236. >and in about 30 seconds, you reach your left turn
  237. >a whole light show of flashing ambers, reflectors, and rows of red and green traffic signals mark this seemingly monumental intersection of two roads.
  238. >master of puppets finishes off as you wait for two straggling cars to pass by
  239. >you wonder what song is gonna host the climax of this ride
  240. >Natural Born Killer
  241. >hell. yes.
  242. >you feel dash's head bobbing against your back
  243. >finding your gap, you lean yourself right and the bike left through the tight turn, and roll on the throttle
  244. >keep it at about 60 until you get through the left
  245. >and poetically during a machine gun riff, you flip to running lights, and pin the throttle
  246. >dash's grip tightens again on cue
  247. >except this time, you dont stop
  248. >wring all the way through 4th...
  249. >clutch up...
  250. >BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  251. >the winds louder than the engine
  252. >the engines peak RPM barely pokes above the wind noise with its redlined pitch
  253. >oh were not done yet
  254. >clutch up...
  255. >BRAAAPPPPSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  256. >almost under the wind you can hear raspy laughter
  257. >or you could be feeling her chest vibrating and your ears filling it in
  258. >all sound collects in this supernova bubble around you
  259. >underlined by the now muted, staticy wind noise
  260. >blasting between the runways of reflectors catching the moonlight and feeding you the clear path forward at an absurd speed
  261. >and now that your eyes are adjusted, the tapestry of stars further communicating to you every stain and pebble on the asphalt
  262. >tall grey trees undulating in a ribbon-like wave to your-oh, blinking yellow
  263. >you let off after what felt like 10 minutes in that state
  264. >even dash lets off loose enough you think you were standing still
  265. >'and im waiting, waiting for the days to pass me by'
  266. >can you pull it off this time?
  267. >'AND ALL THE PROMISES ILL FIIIIIIIIND...'
  268. >youve got some extra weight on the back...
  269. >'no hesitating, you pulled the trigger now your story's left behind'
  270. >dash is gonna love this... even if you gotta chase it out
  271. >'LIKE. MY. SOUL. YOU. WONT-'
  272. >clutch, crunch, THRO-TLLLLLE
  273. >your front wheels in the sky
  274. >holy fucking shit
  275. >feather that 1 to 2 milimeters of rear brake like its a tight rope
  276. >dash clamps around you like a spidermonkey
  277. >you cackle maniacally as you catapult your
  278. unicycle down the highway
  279. >dash is laughing too, you feel it in her chest
  280. >and pounding heart punching you in the shoulder blades
  281. >for maybe 5 seconds until the bubble forms and all is right again
  282. >you feel something new though
  283. >bap. bap. bap. bap. in a constant rhythm at your sides
  284. >you glance down for a split second
  285. >shes flapping her wings
  286. >humans will never know what its like to fly under their power
  287. >but this has to be pretty damn close
  288. >and the fact that you took a creature that loves nothing more than flying and speed to that exact state with your own invented device
  289. >one that is so extremely cute, soft and pure of soul
  290. >makes this an easy top 3 night of your life
  291.  
  292. >omnomnomnomnomnomnom
  293. >this is her second 4-stack of strawberry pancakes
  294. >youre more of a waffle house guy, but it was the guest's craving
  295. >the feeder fetish fags got something right, who knew
  296. >she wipes off the sticky strawberry jam with her hoof
  297. >"sho... whygggsfishplashe"
  298. >"i cant hear a word your saying"
  299. >gulp
  300. >"so why is this place called "IPHO?" like, 'international pancake house of...'"
  301. >youre confused
  302. >"of what? you already said pancakes"
  303. >"no i know, but like, theres still an 'O' after it so its like 'of' what!?"
  304. >did she fall off and you not realize it?
  305. >"what has an O after it?"
  306. >"the SIGN! you know, the big blue thing out front, it says IPHO!"
  307. >you try not to laugh
  308. >mostly at the thought of dashie flying off and coming back unscathed because, well she can actually fly
  309. >"Dashie, its 'international house of pancakes' I-HOP, I..."
  310. >it hits you like a ton of bricks as blue fast starts to passionately spell out aye-pee-eych-oh
  311. >why she has such a hard time remembering what your bikes called (KTM 530 EXC)
  312. >why she waits for a friend to get home before opening her mail
  313. >and more importantly, why it took until daring do, a book which is full of pictures, to actually enjoy reading
  314. >....we love our dyslexic blue pegasus.
  315. >"uh, anon? you okay?"
  316. >you laugh, but its more of a blush laugh
  317. >"can i get you- guys... anything else?"
  318. >"get her another 4 stack of strawberry pancakes"
  319. >fucking waitors always killing the moment
  320. >"come here"
  321. >"she stretches her head full of beaming eyeballs across the table
  322. >and you ruffle up her helmet head even more
  323. >"i can tell you had a lot of fun tonight"
  324. >she giggles
  325. >"yeah... i didnt know you can go SO FRIGGING FAST in this place!"
  326. >"and thats not even in the air"
  327. >"maybe we should try that sometime, put me on your K-T-N..."
  328. >close enough
  329. >"...and try to fly with it! im sure twilight could find a way to work it"
  330. >"well ill tell ya one thing, it wasnt legal"
  331. >"pssh, rules are for chumps"
  332. >truly your spirit mare
  333. >"heres your pancakes sir"
  334. >she beams a grin and starts attacking plate number three
  335. >for about 3 bites
  336. >until her eyelids drop like shutters
  337. >sugar crash
  338. >YAWWWWWN
  339. >"im tired anon..."
  340. >"dont mind if i do."
  341. >operation: pay and get sleepy mare home is now in place
  342.  
  343. >you cruise down the city streets, chilling in 5th gear even though youre doing 45
  344. >dash is more cuddling than holding onto you at this point
  345. >when you started, the highway was about 20% full of cars streaming in and out of downtown for saturday night festivities
  346. >now, you and dashie are truly alone
  347. >nothing but darkened houses, black storefronts, and blinking yellow lights watching over you two
  348. >gently guiding your bike to its bed in your condo block
  349. >the stray cats politely clearing your path as you turn the last corner in the parking lot
  350. >must be late, all 5 are out sleeping on the asphalt
  351. >and once in the lines, you nudge that kill switch, and bask in the rare total silence of the night
  352. >the limp blue body still wrapped around your abs, rhythmically rising and falling below the highlighter yellow helmet
  353. >"knock knock, anyone home?"
  354. >the helmet taps woke her up and snapped her right to attention
  355. >you pull her visor up
  356. >"end of the line, was that a ride?"
  357. >she nods her head
  358. >and you both go inside, careful not to wake any of the eeping mares
  359. >you catch a glance of the clock
  360. >3:51
  361. >wow, beat your last record by a 28 minutes
  362. >well, counting a stop or two
  363. >tomorrows sunday, but applejacks gonna be up in 2 hours anyways
  364. >still plenty time to shower and doze off
  365. >dash has it easy, already curled up opposite her fellow pegasus
  366. >helmet beside her on the coffee table, ready at a moments notice to ride again
  367. >you did your job

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