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Green FN meets the Emo Baps (FULL) (UNCUT) (EXPANDED CONTENT EDITION)

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  1. >the music was bumping, the fridge was getting emptied, and the lights were going all over the place
  2. >four to five groups of mares and stallions populated the bustling condo in various locations, loudly talking and ingesting their own brand of substance
  3. >a saturday night house party, celebrating the victory of five particular ponies
  4. >green fn being one of them adorned with a flashy gold medal
  5. >and another player hosting in their spacious inner city condo overlooking the court where so many battles took place among each other
  6. >what travel-ball money can buy you
  7. >green stays in a crowd around the kitchen bar setup, chattering and bullshitting over a cider while also leisurely observing
  8. >she played a lotta games today to get that medal
  9.  
  10. >one mare caught her eye, looking flamboyantly out of place
  11. >a dark blue bat, lounging with a few of the grungier looking ponies, spiked collar, black and pink socks, and a very punk-ish mane
  12. >"brooooo. that shit was hilarious he was SO salty after you laid him out"
  13. >"he thought he was so nasty with that through the hooves move then BOOM"
  14. >"hey bro. do you know that blue batpony over there? green eyes..."
  15. >"no idea bro she's gotta be someone's +1"
  16. >"yeah i dont know why Heat keeps inviting all those emo colts they never hang out with us"
  17. >the sliding door scraped open
  18. >"HEY PONIES the radio's done charging if you wanna plug your players in"
  19. >"oh HELL yeah"
  20. >green followed the crowd outside as they all clamored to show their stuff
  21. >it was tradition to show off whatever stuff you found on this thing called "Limewire" at their hangouts
  22. >ever since somepony figured out how to find these magic scrolls called "MP3" and "MP4" files you could use a basic computer to download them
  23. >under the cool term "pirating," it exploded in popularity
  24. >"alright ill go first, this shit got me HYPED for this tourney"
  25. >some record scratches overlayed some blasting bass notes
  26. >"CHOCOLATE STARFISH."
  27. >several nervous laughs and "the fucks?" echo'd in the party
  28. >"KEEP ON ROLLIN BABEHHHH."
  29. >slowly but surely, heads started bobbing and everypony realized this was kind of dope
  30. >green also knowing this was a certified hood classic
  31. >"MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT..."
  32.  
  33. >everyone got their shot, but by the law of fpbp, they cycled back to the 'keep rollin rollin rollin' song about every 5 to 10
  34. >"waitwaitwaitwait i got something REAL good yall are gonna like this"
  35. >"oh yeah? whats it called"
  36. >"its called 'in the end' but it doesnt say the artist"
  37. >"well pop it on"
  38. >the stallion in question put his mp3 player on and hit play
  39. >and the whole party was stunned by the extremely loud and vulgar moans of a porno
  40. >after 5 seconds of fumbling he yanked the cord out and the sounds of fornicating stopped
  41. >there was another eternal second of silence, and everypony bust out laughing in hysterics
  42. >J. Butler, the swoop-maned stallion, flushed purple with embarassment
  43. >"AHAHAHA-oh my god you got BAITED SO HARR-AHAHAHAHAHAH" green yelled out
  44. >she was one of the colts after all
  45. >"HEY JAY-AHAHAH..."
  46. >the laughter stifled into quiet giggles
  47. >"was that a lady, a fella, or somepony WHO DONT GIVE A FUCK! AAHAHAHAHHAAH"
  48. >laughter erupted again
  49. >and after everypony finished their ab workout, Heat Wave fixed the radio and permanently banned Jay from the aux cord
  50. >all in good fun, as Jay was still in the crowd laughing with them
  51. >"you know i feel like Greenie's got some good stuff, pop yours on!"
  52. >green could handle the spotlight, but preferred to stay just outside of it in parties
  53. >"i dunno if i can follow THAT up haha..." green brushed off
  54. >"nahh come on somethings gotta get you going"
  55. >"'specially for back to back 30 point games holy shit"
  56. >"ok well, you colts like metal?"
  57. >"like enter sandman? yeah"
  58. >"its kinda like that" greenie said as she put her own player on the aux
  59.  
  60. >0-0-5-0-7-0-8-0-10-8-0-7h8h7-10
  61. >a certain bat's withered ears perked up at the riff
  62. >and saw the rest of the sportsbros listening intently as the song got into gear
  63. >some head bobbing and 'ok's coming from them
  64. >could they be...
  65. >"I TRIIIIIIIIED-"
  66. >somepony immediately hit pause
  67. >and now the crowd started jeering the black and green mare
  68. >"he sick and trying to clear his throat!? hahaha..."
  69. >"you gonna come to next game with a swoop over one eye now?-
  70. >-I HATE YOU AND I HATE MYSEEEELF" bwahahahhaha" he mocked with a death metal growl, holding the front of his mane over his eyes
  71. >"yeah because i only need one eye to bang threes unlike you!" green clapped back
  72. >"he aint bangin' any threes with both eyes OR that haircut!"
  73. >and the loud bantering kept on rolling
  74. >but that mare knows more than shes letting on
  75. >so the liberty-spiked bat took out a cig and decided to post up on the balcony, a comfortable distance from the rambunctious group
  76. >until at a random moment, the herd started migrating back inside, probably to get more cider
  77. >"hey you" the bat did a 'whats up' nod to green
  78. >and even amongst the noise green singled herself out and rose her eyebrows back
  79. >"what's your name?"
  80. >"Green FN, you?"
  81. >the sliding door party shut, muffling the sounds of the music and leaving the two pones in the relatively quiet city ambience
  82. >and under the streetlight green could get a good look at this mysterious guest
  83. >two sharp canines, a tall, linear, spikey mane leaning over her head, a similarly jagged tail,
  84. >a spiked dog collar, two rings in the upper lobe of her right ear, and laser green eyes that while never fully open, still aimed straight through Green's snowpity and immediately found 10 different roasts
  85. >"im blue dream, want a smoke?"
  86. >"im good, thanks"
  87.  
  88. >"guess dare program got to you before i did" blue commented in a deadpan tone
  89. >green forcefully exhaled through her nose
  90. >dream took a long chuff and zoned out for a second
  91. >just as green was about to fill the space
  92. >"come'ere. i got something you'll like"
  93. >green shimmied a little closer
  94. >"you like unholy confessions right?"
  95. >"fuck yeah i do, thats my hype song"
  96. >"check this out"
  97. >blue dream whipped out her mp3 player, a bit chunky, onyx black and with the phrase "IM BROKEN" with the BR and EN crossed out and a sketched broken heart for the O
  98. >right next to a sticker of a pink and black outlined vinyl scratch
  99. >this was too much to be ironic
  100. >"i got the whole album"
  101. >green looked intently
  102. >at a list of all 12 tracks of an album called "waking the fallen," with a jpegged skull and bat wings as the cover
  103. >"ooOOoo and theyre all like that one?"
  104. >blue dream gave a nod
  105. >"ohhhh mare you gotta give me the link for that" green egged on
  106. >"only if you dont show it to those posers." blue seriously commanded
  107. >"pffft. as if those doofuses look past the first page of google"
  108. >blue dream gave a full smirk
  109. >"how did you end up here anyway?"
  110. >"well i can see how you did" blue dream rose her eyebrows at green's medal
  111. >"oh this? aint shit. weve rinsed this tourney for years"
  112. >no response
  113. >"everypony else was wondering where you come from, sitting all mysterious on the couch"
  114. >turns out the lack of response was because blue was quietly laughing to herself
  115. >her bat tounge flicked out and back in like a snake's
  116. >"let me tell you somethin' greenie" she said slyly, and leaned in
  117. >green leaned her head in to listen
  118. >"heat wave has a massive crush on one of my friends. she managed to find his-"
  119. >a choir of "oooooOOOOOH"s sounded from behind the glass door
  120. >green turned around to meet the 8 pairs of eyes staring at her from the bar
  121. >and one of her teammates catcalled through his hooves, the door muffling exactly what he said
  122. >green stood up and pulled the door open to settle business
  123. >"next time ask a *mare* how to wheel one and maybe she'd date you!"
  124. >the group erupted in OHHHHH's like the wrong number vine
  125.  
  126. >green forced the door shut and went back to keep getting the scoop
  127. >"sorry about them"
  128. >"i like the cut of your gib."
  129. >"huh?"
  130. >"nevermind, so..."
  131. >blue dreams voice dropped to a soft mumble to get green fn to come closer
  132. >"my friend Deep Rest..."
  133. >dream pointed her eyes to a slate gray and purple maned pony chatting on the couch
  134. >"...found out that Heat Wave runs an art page as his humansona. they started chatting over PoniSpace and he is *soo* into her" blue said with a delightfully devillish smile,
  135. >"look! there he is"
  136. >blue dream jerked her head sideways
  137. >green casually turned her head and eyes the rest of the way
  138. >the ballbros were all shooting dice in the center of the room
  139. >the buff red and blonde stallion known as heat wave very obviously trying to worm his way out the back of the crowd
  140. >and doing the 'i really wanna ask this mare out but have no idea what to say' stare and shuffle in place
  141. >deep rest just casually hanging out
  142. >until she suddenly jumped up and went outside
  143. >phone glued to her ear
  144. >"uh huh. uh huh. yep. conscious? vitals? . . . shit over shit. fuck, ok. be there in 10."
  145. >in a well rehearsed maneuver, she whipped out a 5 hour energy and, breaking the seal with her teeth, downed the whole thing in a matter of seconds
  146. >letting out a sharp exasperated 'ahhhhh...'
  147. >heat wave was swooning from the living room
  148. >"somepony's dying?" blue dream asked,
  149. >"you know it." rest responded, locked tf in
  150. >"catch ya later" blue dream responded and gave her a brohoof.
  151. >then she hurried out of the party, almost making a point to brush by Heat Wave
  152. >said stallion emotionally busting a nut at that contact
  153. >followed by absolute dejection as his chance went out the door
  154. >green was eating this up with a bag of popcorn
  155. >and looked back at blue dream with the most shit eating grin
  156. >they were gonna be good friends, she could already tell
  157.  
  158. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lu_g0tqgBgmr7I-Ogz7VOe1MM_9LbeRMkizE5X8iDKk/mobilebasic
  159.  
  160. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/41495501/#41495501
  161.  
  162. >fast forward a couple of fridays
  163. >'U comin?' came up on greens phone around lunchtime
  164. >from a very pixellated emo skull with heart eyes
  165. >the hearts rocking back and forth in a 2 frame looped gif
  166. >blue dreams got money if she paid 2 bits for an animated profile picture
  167. >9-9-9, 3-3, 2, send
  168. >and that was green's ticket to hanging out with her later that night
  169. >to which she was currently en route, under the beaming white half moon
  170. >far above the rooftops, she made a bee-line northwest, watching the sleek tall buildings and decorated courtyards thin out into tightly packed apartments, bodegas and warehouses
  171. >'northwest until 70th, west a few blocks past the train tracks, its the long U-shaped building with 3 satellite dishes'
  172. >kept repeating in greens head during her solo mission
  173. >"i think thats it?" she audibly said to herself
  174. >it was the only building that looked like a boxy U among a few blocks
  175. >there seemed to be some ponies hanging around
  176. >she stuck her wings out and spiraled down to earth in a long, glide, touching down at the gate of the courtyard
  177.  
  178. >beyond the fence, 5 long haired stallions occupied a small concrete slab, two of them tooling around on skateboards doing kickflips
  179. >some other groups of 2-3 ponies were in their own clusters, others going back and forth between a stairwell in the corner
  180. >leading up to a certain open apartment door with plenty of bat ponies hanging around it
  181. >everypony, and i mean everypony, was a bat
  182. >underlying all the chatter was a mix of 'saturday night' from the skateboarders radio and another song emanating from the open door that green couldnt make out
  183. >some party, time to see what blue dreams all about
  184. >a couple flaps up to the balcony, and green started counting off the doors up until 217
  185. >221... 220... utility closet... 219...
  186. >...thats where the party is isnt it
  187. >green was picturing something a little more personal, but fuck it we ball
  188. >all of the dark and muted batponies shot the new mare a look as she wormed her way to the door
  189. >even being jet black, green felt like a sore thumb as the crowds of bat ponies sized her up
  190.  
  191. >the black and neon pegasus sauntered into what was presumably blue dreams apartment and through two layers of bead curtains
  192. >'...are the biggest pussies EVER. i got one from cloudsdale prep the other night who called an ambulance over a splinter. a FUCKING. SPLINTER.'
  193. >a grey batpony was going off to a crowd of other bats crowded on a couch
  194. >blue dreams eyes caught greens immediately as she rounded the corner
  195. >"Green! im happy you showed up"
  196. >the other 3 batpones shot her a look not unlike the crowds outside
  197. >green didnt know who to address
  198. >"mares this is Green FN, dont be fooled shes no poser"
  199. >maybe its the hat and hoodie combo
  200. >"yeah i remember you" the chatty grey bat immediately pointed out
  201. >"you had the..." she motioned down the V of her chest referring to the medal she was wearing at heat wave's party
  202. >green just nodded
  203. >"im Deep Rest, good to meet'cha" she offered a brohoof that green returned
  204. >"come on over! get comfy" blue dream waved her over to a gap on the couch right next to her
  205. >'tears dont fall' was blasting from the TV over her voice, and made for a chaotic environment with everypony moving around
  206. >green plopped her rump right in the space, her big, dense frame squishing the ponies on either side
  207. >"hey uh, Deep" green called out before she could get going again
  208. >deep rest looked straight at her
  209.  
  210. >"you werent talking about a sky-ball player werent you?"
  211. >"OH MY 'TIA YESSSS. you see dreamie? i like this mare already."
  212. >i mean, that was only one sentence
  213. >"...and the whole time he was whining and bitching and moaning like 'tHaTs NoT hOw OuR tRaInEr DoEs It' like BRO. YOURE TWENTY TWO. GET A GRIP"
  214. >green knew all too well, sky-ball prep school colts were more insufferable than canterlot food critics
  215. >she could do nothing but laugh
  216. >"now EARTH-BALL players? unfff so hot."
  217. >green blushed slightly, but knew she was probably referring to stallions
  218. >"all the athletes i dated were absolute knuckleheads" dream butted in
  219. >"yeah but like theyre such goofballs and its SO CUTE when they start talking about their last game if they won, especially if its like a *big hulking defense-stallion*"
  220. >oh luna she has a type
  221. >"i think green here knows somepony like that" blue dream gave a wink of know-what-i-mean to her fren
  222. >"what, heat wave? nahhh, hes weird. his parents got money though so id let him take me out"
  223. >if green was looking for ammo for their rivalry, she just got a whole bazooka served to her on a silver platter
  224. >also, Deep Rest has no shame whatsoever
  225. >"mare you literally have a SaucyArt account" blue dream pointed out
  226. >"I LIKE COOL DRAWINGS OK!?!?"
  227. >"I saw she liked one of those human x pony drawings" an unidentified batpony chimed in,
  228. >"Greenie." deep rest blew that off and turned her attention
  229. >how does everypony arrive at that nickname so fast?
  230.  
  231. >"whats with the knee brace?"
  232. >for being off the wall and catty, this mare seemed to know a lot of medical stuff
  233. >shes gotta be a-
  234. >"im a nurse, not a cop. you can tell me"
  235. >knew it
  236. >"i blew out my knee a couple years ago"
  237. >"holdon holdon, take it off real quick"
  238. >green hesitated
  239. >"come on, you aint walkin are ya?"
  240. >"no... its just tough to get back on"
  241. >"ill help you dont worry"
  242. >rest had already gone around to greens back right leg
  243. >this is gonna be some party trick isnt it
  244. >so green started to slowly slide her external stabilization off her leg
  245. >the lime green athletic bands around the tops of her legs still shining bright in the dark room
  246. >deep rest pulled it off the rest of the way
  247. >as blue dream quietly giggled to herself and did a tounge flick
  248. >"putch'er leg right here" deep rest patted the tops of her kneeled legs
  249. >green complied
  250. >"now tell me if it hurts"
  251. >and then the grey bat started pressing certain spots around her knee between her hoov-
  252. >AHHHCK!
  253.  
  254. >"LCL and Meniscus, KNEW IT!"
  255. >green felt exposed, but laughed in good spirits with blue dream
  256. >"its ok green, i get these all the time~" deep rest said in a caring tone, starting to slip her brace over hoof nail
  257. >green leaned over and started to pull upward
  258. >"its always the canterlot doctors and the ortho surgeons who get ALLL the credit, but when shit goes sideways and isnt exactly how their fancy-schmancy textbooks say it is, thats when the nurse saves the day, and what do we get for it? 28 bits an hour with no OT apparently!" deep rest preached to the choir of her fellow bats, mindlessly aligning and pulling up greens brace with perfect precision
  259. >that hit a sore spot, since she got 36 to drink on the job and have steamy mare cuddles with the intern all day
  260. >deep rest hit a sticking point 3/4 way up greens calf
  261. >"can... you... help me?" deep said mid wheeze
  262. >green reached down and started to help her pull
  263. >and after much heaving and hoeing, green had her brace back on
  264. >"WHOOoof! that aint no 20 bit Eck-herd's brace!"
  265. >green still felt a little self concious after her new friends' rant
  266. >obvious enough that the grey bap came up close to her
  267. >"i talk a lot of shit, dont pay me much mind. i love my job~" deep rest gave green a boop on her snoot and sauntered over to a now open chair
  268.  
  269. >"yall got any cider?" green spoke up
  270. >"you mean that angry water? hell no we drink mango wine." deep rest chirped
  271. >"you ever had mango wine?"
  272. >"no"
  273. >blue dream handed her a 3/4 full 5th with a picture of a mango colored mare on it
  274. >"you sure?" green didnt want to just up and take her drink
  275. >"yeah, ill share it"
  276. >green popped the lid and took a swig
  277. >though she could handle her liquor, the oddly sweet yet sour and fizzy taste illicited a funny face out of her
  278. >"its, interesting"
  279. >"all sorts of funny faces" blue dream said and pointed her eyes at greens drink
  280. >"is this like a batpony thing or..."
  281. >no response
  282. >then suddenly green felt something spilling on her hoof
  283. >"AH!" green cartoonishly jumped and stuck her mouth over the spout to stop the bubbling overflow
  284. >"ahhhh i remember my first cider" blue dream said in an exasperated boomer tone, sprawling out and back
  285. >"you want a nipple for that too?" deep rest jeered from behind
  286. >green pulled her face up
  287. >"NO!" green did a marescrunch to the two laughing batmares, the look in their eyes as if they just found new blood
  288. >"youre cute when youre nervous." blue dream commented
  289. >green was flanked by two catty batponies and had no good response
  290. >blue dream was gonna lay one on her at some point
  291. >"well keep lookin' cuz i got a marefriend" was what she could pull out of her ponut
  292. >"she doesnt bite the bit, does she?"
  293. >green almost spit her drink out
  294. >this mother fucker.
  295.  
  296. >for being a fish out of water, green was handling herself well and getting settled
  297. >blue dream had some clout it seemed
  298. >a few less than welcoming residents turned on a dime once she gave them her seal approval
  299. >green even got to mingle with a few other bat crowds
  300. >all of them seeming to focus their eyes on her exposed forehooves, judgementally
  301. >the more amicable of them quick to point out her lack of socks on them
  302. >of all the days she chose not to wear them
  303. >while floating between circles, something caught her eye
  304. >blue dream out having a smoke on the balcony
  305. >green had been waiting 2 weeks for a chance to hang out with her one on one
  306. >so she excitedly hustled out there, wings flared, but taking care not to bump into anypony
  307. >green slid open the flimsy door and shut it behind her
  308. >then tried to turn on her nonchalant mode again
  309.  
  310. >"hey dreamie!"
  311. >"sup"
  312. >"i listened to that album"
  313. >"you like it?"
  314. >"oh yeah. it kicks so much flank"
  315. >"glad ya do"
  316. >"it very, like, harsh, so i gotta listen to it a few more times to like, absorb it, but chapter four kicks flank, and that second heart... the one after eternal rest,"
  317. >"second heartbeat?"
  318. >"yeah-that ones SO GOOD oh my tia"
  319. >green had dropped the cool mare act in favor of fangirling as soon as she got the chance
  320. >blue dream looked almost unfazed
  321. >the near crease of her snoot only very slightly curling up into a satisfied smile
  322. >"hey uhm, do you know Alice in Reins? i know thats more like, Neighattle grunge,"
  323. >bluey nodded
  324. >"liked 'em more than neighvana."
  325. >"nAmE tHrEe SoOoNgS" green mocked
  326. >blue dream forcefully exhaled through her nose
  327. >"i went to Clash of the Titans last year when they came back with the singer, they got kinda screwed cuz My Little Romance was on at the same time"
  328. >"i saw them down in Fla-Rita a while ago."
  329. >green processed the statement, did the math, and realized if they were on the same page...
  330. >"wait a sec, how old are you?" she crassly asked
  331. >bluey took a long chuff and slowly blew it out for dramatic affect
  332. >"im 34."
  333.  
  334. >green wasnt so much taken aback but drawn in
  335. >"woah... so youre like, one of the ORIGINAL fans"
  336. >it was true, while green was learning her ABCs in the 1st grade blue dream was witnessing Mayne Staley right before he exploded onto the scene
  337. >in the same city she grew up in nonetheless
  338. >she was envious, in the best way possible
  339. >"did you not realize you were hangin' out with a bunch of old heads?" blue dream asked coyly
  340. >"not really, you and Deep Rest look young"
  341. >she did a cutesy eyebrow flick, "thank you~"
  342. >"oh yeah, i shoulda told you to wear your socks tonight, my bad on that" dream apologized for some of the more dismissive behavior from her friends
  343. >it was true, about 75% of the baps there had striped socks covering their front hooves
  344. >blue dream included, the hot pink stripes between the black sticking out noticeably in the night
  345. >and here green was, already not a bat and missing the memo
  346. >"why only the fronts though?"
  347. >"a lot of the ponies here cut..."
  348. >a wave of offputting noise came up behind green
  349.  
  350. >it started off akin to a choir of frogs croaking loudly in the night
  351. >but as more and more joined in, pitch frequencies just beyond the range of greens hearing started to leak into her ears
  352. >the high ones piercing between her eardrums, the low ones rattling her bones straight down to her heart
  353. >blue dream, completely entranced with eyes half shut, was looking straight up into the sky and joining the choir, her throat pulsating with every croak
  354. >green ducked and covered her ears to stifle the cacophony, and tried to look around for a source of solace
  355. >everypony
  356. >and i mean everypony
  357. >was crooning
  358.  
  359. >60 long seconds later, the noises ended in another wave
  360. >and the party picked up right where it left off
  361. >"look whos never been with a bat at midnight!"
  362. >fuck you
  363. >"you good green?"
  364. >"yeah, what the 'tart was that?"
  365. >"its midnight."
  366. >true that, luna's moon was a perfect 180 degrees up from where green was standing
  367. >well, now it was half a degree toward the West
  368. >"anyway, so, a lot of ponies here cut their forelegs, especially the other bats" blue informed in a you-oughta-know tone
  369. >green thought that was only a rumor about emos and didnt know how to respond
  370. >"wow uh... im sorry to, hear that. are you, like, ok? do you need somepony to talk to?"
  371. >"oh yeah, you cant help it when your fangs start growing in. see?"
  372. >dream tugged her right sock down just a bit
  373. >light blue scar lines criscrossed each other in haphazard skinny patterns down blue dreams dark leg as she took a drag
  374. >green was really uncomfortable, and seriously wondered if she should be seeing this
  375. >"well uh, im... glad you... never went down the lane"
  376. >blue dream coughed out her smoke and covered her face in her hoof, laughing her ass off
  377. >"whaaat?" green asked
  378. >blue dream laughed into her sock for a minute
  379. >pointed her green eyes back at her friend in silence for a few seconds
  380. >then proceed to resume her asthma attack
  381. >"whaaaaAAAAaaat!?" green probed again, almost whining
  382. >"oh my tia.." blue dream laughed again as she pulled herself together
  383. >afterwards doing a long tounge flick, the faintest hiss falling out
  384. >"you crack me up."
  385. >green blushed
  386. >the screen door violently scraped open
  387.  
  388. >"i got graveyard shift, love ya Dreamie" Deep Rest gave her a nice tight hug that dream reciprocated
  389. >"mmmmmmMMMWA!" they said in unison
  390. >then she walked over to Green, determined
  391. >pulling her into a similar hug that caught Green off guard
  392. >"mmmmmmMMMWA!" only Deep Rest this time
  393. >"be good greenie." almost a command, empashized by a mane ruffle
  394. >and as quickly as Deep Rest was in, she was out
  395. >green was still blushing from the last complement
  396. >blue dream gazed in the path of her friend as she marched out of the party
  397. >"so." blue dream started again
  398. >green perked up
  399. >"you ever been to a warehouse show?"
  400. >"i wanted to, i never had anypony to go with"
  401. >kind of a stretch, ponies always talked about them in rumor-filled whispers
  402. >"i got 4 tickets for APX in a couple moons, you wanna go?"
  403. >"EEEEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!" echoed in the night as they both watched Deep Rest excitedly take off into the night sky
  404. >"fuck yeah i do"
  405. >that was quick
  406. >blue dream smiled big and did a tounge flick
  407. >green was fitting like a glove into her friend circle
  408.  
  409. 2 moons later...
  410.  
  411. >bowrain knocks on the door
  412. >at their last hang out, she finally caved
  413. >it took a lot of resolve, even live music makes her bug out when she walks down the street at night
  414. >now here she is about to go to an underground ""metalcore"" rave, whatever that is
  415. >greens been hyping it up all week and now saturday nights here
  416. >among two other mystery pones
  417. >the door opens, and theres the dark blue bat known as Blue Dream
  418. >spiked collar
  419. >leaning liberty spikes
  420. >pink and black socks
  421. >"can i help you?" she asks blankly
  422. >bowrain kind of stood there in shock. she thought this only existed in movies
  423. >"who is it?" greens voice from behind a wall
  424. >"some blue pony that looks like rainbow dash" blue said back blankly
  425. >"oh thats bowrain, hi bowrain!" greens voice called out kind of singsongy
  426. >"h-hi, im bowrain dash" she awkwardly stammered out and offered a brohoof
  427. >"sup" blue dream returned the hoof, and the two went in
  428. >greens door is closed, so the two chill on opposite ends of the living room/kitchen
  429. >bow's hung out in groups with blue dream, but never one on one
  430. >her flamboyant emoness was already intimidating, and now shes about to be surrounded by nothing but that
  431. >"hey dreamie pass me the scissors real quick" green poked her head out
  432. >flock of seagulls mane
  433. >bang over the eye
  434. >an even more punk looking spike collar
  435. >and a spiked bar just above the corner of her eye
  436. >bowrain didnt even know she had a piercing
  437. > "sure thing slime" dreamie obliged
  438. >what the fuck was she getting into
  439.  
  440. >as the two of them hung out, blue dream stood up and went into greens room
  441. >bowrain came close to listen in
  442. >"last time i saw them they were SO GOOD oh my 'tiaaaa" another unfamiliar voice said behind the door
  443. >"nah but it cant beat when they did warped tour in los maregeles" green responded
  444. >"thats when i saw them"
  445. >"NO BUCKING WAY YOU WERE THERE!?!?"
  446. >bowrain snuck in to see the two fangirling pones
  447. >green looked on the verge of exploding with excitement
  448. >so did the mysterious grey bat with a red streak in her mane
  449. >covered in eyeliner, shadow, fishnets, and more spikes that were carefully crafted for hours before now
  450. >"hey bowrain~ you excited?" green said with a smonch
  451. >"yeah, ive never been to a rave before so this'll be interesting"
  452. >"well youre in good hooves, you met blue dream-"
  453. >blue gave her a quick salute
  454. >"and this is miss eri, shes actually my neighbor"
  455. >"hi nice to meet you!" she said welcomingly
  456. >the amount of pure concentrated emo in this room was making bowrain's head spin
  457. >"anyway, i hope they play desecrate that song is SOO good" green kept going
  458. >"yeah holy shit im gonna put my face through the wall if they play that"
  459. >"especially that part thats like DUDU DUDU DUDUDUDU" green was imitating a really deep chugging guitar
  460. >"holdon holdon, how does my scream sound?" eri asked
  461. >green stopped fixing her accessories and turned her attention
  462. >GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  463. >bowrain was impressed
  464. >"damn thats pretty good, hows mine?"
  465. >GRRRRR-
  466. >"hey girls, its 10 o clock we gotta go!" blue dream announced
  467. >the other two mares quickly gathered themselves to go
  468. >green finished her craft with a quick improv
  469. >as they start to leave
  470. >"hey hold up, bowrain is this really the best you got?" green jeered
  471. >bowrain felt the spotlight shift onto the wallflower
  472. >only wearing her blue coat and rainbow mane
  473.  
  474. >"uhh yeah i dont really have anything emo" bowrain responded
  475. >"here, take my socks" blue dream said as she pulled off her rear pink and black socks
  476. >before bowrain could politely decline, they were already in her hooves
  477. >"put them on your forelegs, trust me" dream said with a wink and sly smile
  478. >"look up at me" green said, suddenly right next to bowrain, "hold still"
  479. >in about 10 seconds, green slathered on some thick eyeliner below bowrain's eyes
  480. >once that was done
  481. >"here take this too" eri said handing her a black ball cap, which bowrain quickly put on
  482. >green finished putting on her iconic leaf ray hoodie and came over
  483. >"lemme see.." she turned bowrains hat around and tilted it to the left
  484. >"THERRRE YOU GO 'TART YEAHH" green approvingly roared with the other two joining in
  485. >"you look emo as HECK" green finished, "alright now lets gtfo"
  486.  
  487. >after about 10 minutes of flying, the two pegasi and two bats touch down in the indistrial park
  488. >bowrains initially confused as to why theyre in the warehouse district for a concert
  489. >until she saw a pale white pony in all black fishnets and makeup cross the street in the direction they were going
  490. >bowrain tried not to stare at her like an art exhibit
  491. >as the 10 minute walk went on more and more ponies funnelled into the sidewalk
  492. >all in varying degrees of black dressing and makeup
  493. >the fashion cue seeming to be striped socks on the front hooves
  494. >a lot of them had jackets with a very certain logo
  495. >the head of bat mare with wings on either side
  496. >as the other three pones chattered amongst themselves, bowrain took it all in with green by her side
  497. >the chattering of other groups, occasional cloud of cigarette smoke, the full moon in particu-
  498. >AGH
  499. >"what happened?"
  500. >"stepped on something" bowrain said, inspecting her hoof for a glass shard and seeing nothing
  501. >"oh yeah, that bottle in the sidewalk's been there for ages, watch your step" blue dream informed
  502. >finally they reached the line, leading into what looked like a blown out brick warehouse
  503. >"oh my 'tia im so hyyyyyyped" eri said giddly
  504. >the crowd noise was palpable and starting to rattle bowrain a bit
  505. >green and her two frens talked normally as if unaffected
  506. >its not too late to turn-
  507. >bowrain felt a caring hoof around her leg
  508. >green gave a reassuring smile and a nod once their eyes met
  509. >"you nervous?" blue dream bluntly asked
  510. >bowrain didnt want to admit it
  511. >"you like my kind of music right? youll have fun" green stated caringly
  512. >"just get in there and get a drink youll be fine" green added on
  513. >"i remember my first rave, i was gun-shy too" blue dream finally opened up
  514. >"just dont take anything somepony gives you out of a plastic bag" she ominously stated and scoffed
  515. >"ok... ill keep that in mind" bowrain didnt know how to respond
  516. >but she didnt have to, they were at the front of the line
  517.  
  518. >a hulking stallion flipped through the four tickets like playing cards, not even taking half a second before gesturing towards the door
  519. >and once through
  520. >emos, emos everywhere
  521. >bow thought she stuck out like a sore thumb being bright blue and rainbow colored, but about 1 out of 50 ponies were some bright shade with similar socks, eyeliner and accessory
  522. >about 100 yards away was the stage, drum kit in place, three mic stands, and massive amps up to the ceiling
  523. >the four pones stuck in a close cluster, carefully maneuvering around similar groups en route to the drink stand
  524. >smells of sweat, cigarettes, weed smoke, cheap liquor, and occasional perfume wafted up into the rafters of the warehouse
  525. >and all 3 of bow's friends looked right at home there
  526. >blue dream took the lead and got 4 massive mugs of pure apple whiskey
  527. >once distributed
  528. >"Cheers!" blue called out
  529. >"Cheeeeers!" everyone reciprocated and everyone took a hearty pull
  530. >holy moly this stuff was strong
  531.  
  532. >and the other three pones took it like champions
  533. >bowrain just kept observing as the four chattered while sipping the rest of her mug
  534. >then out of nowhere, the lights darkened
  535. >"oh snap the shows starting, gogogogogo!" green quickly stammered, grabbed her marefriend and blue dreams hooves and started racing towards the front
  536. >literally racing about 3 other groups
  537. >worming through the crowd in a 4-pony conga line, bowrain just held on to green in front and blue dream in back until they found a clearing about 10 yards from the front
  538. >finally dispersed, the four pones had about 10 square feet of breathing room
  539. >the sensory chaos had already fried bowrain's brain circuits, but the booze had well kicked in enough to make her not care
  540.  
  541. >a droning piano started to bellow out of the speakers
  542. >a pony's voice started speaking enchanting words, something about souls and redeeming and darkness
  543. >all the while giant skulls and bats lit up white with strobe lights, smoke pouring in to truly mesmerize everypony in the room
  544. >as the piano finished its performance, suddenly a guitar pick drag screeched out of the speakers
  545. >followed by somepony going absolutely berserk on the drum set
  546. >the spotlights kicking on to show the same batmare on the bass drum, "AVENGED PONYFOLD" across the top and bottom
  547. >green, blue, eri and everypony else erupted in a choir of excited screams as the guitarist hammered out a million pound riff
  548. >bowrain could feel the bass behind her eyeballs
  549. >ponies started to move and undulate around her as now two guitarists were playing in sync, bowrain just thoroughly focused on the show in front of her
  550. >and on the second time through the dark, haunting melody, bow knew exactly what song this was, one of greens favorites
  551. >and one that she could now belt out with about 1,000 other ponies
  552. >bowrain now knew what it was like to ride the hype of a crowd as the singer came out and got this show going
  553. >"CONCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIVED."
  554.  
  555. >a few songs in, somepony needed to use the bathroom
  556. >sticking together seemed to be crucial, so if one of them went all 4 were going
  557. >so they wormed out of the crowd in a conga line
  558. >and were worming their way back in
  559. >bowrain being towed by the three others, green up front
  560. >just focus on her tail-
  561. >"hey nice hat!" some stallion caught her eye with the complement
  562. >she didnt even realize she stopped
  563. >it only clicked then that the hat eri gave her had the batmare logo on it
  564. >"thank you! its actually my mare friend..."
  565. >poof. gone like the wind
  566. >dont panic
  567. >"did you find out about this from warped tour?" he inquired, assuming bowrain was a diehard fan,
  568. >bowrain didnt even know what a warped tour was
  569. >"uhhh igottafindmyfriends byee!"
  570. >"no prob, rock on!"
  571. >dontpanic dontpanic dontpanic
  572. >they were in the middle of a slow part so bowrain could focus a little bit
  573. >just go forward and a little to the right
  574. >cant be that many black and green pegasi right?
  575. >until she bumped into a white mare, looking way too chilled out for an intense metal concert
  576. >"hey... how are you tonight?" the lax mare said
  577. >"im-im kind of trying to find my friends right now" bow stammered
  578. >"sh sh sh sh... you need to relax if you want to find them, cleanse your energy..." she put a hoof to shush the blumare
  579. >"you want a gummy?" she held out what looked like any other fruit gummy
  580. >bowrain quickly remembered what blue dream said
  581. >"what is it?" bowrain asked
  582. >"its just a fruit gummy silly, can ponies not be nice to each other? haha..." she said and laughed a bit, obviously stoned
  583. >convincing enough, so bowrain ate it
  584. >"now, lets go try to find them, what do they look liiiiiiiiiiii..."
  585. >suddenly all the colors got brighter for bowrain
  586. >brighter than they already were in equestria
  587. >every sound was clear
  588. >the blasting bass started to ripple through her body orgasmically
  589. >the world seemed to flow to the notes from the lead guitar
  590. >and her head felt like a balloon floating above the crowd
  591. >anchored to the ground by her lower jaw, which was aching from the effort
  592. >she didnt even notice they were going back to the bathrooms
  593. >they probably went back there anyways, and this song SLAPS
  594.  
  595. >the two mares were now sitting on the sink
  596. >someone turned down the volume so bow and this mysterious hippie could talk
  597. >"youre feeling gooood right now right?"
  598. >"mmhmmmmmm"
  599. >bowrains sat up on the decrepit bathroom sink table against the far wall
  600. >her new companion sitting indian style across from her
  601. >"you know... i feel our energies are connected, like were destined to meet each other..."
  602. >mares streamed in and out of the bathroom, none paying attention to the tomfoolery right next to them
  603. >"but i know you have your own friends, so i thought id leave you with a parting gift"
  604. >the white mare pulled a small case out of her saddlebag, when did that get there?
  605. >and opened it up to reveal a bunch of colorful cartoon stickers
  606. >"take your pick, first one's on me"
  607. >"what are they?" bowrain innocently asked
  608. >"you eat them, and theyll align your spirit to your body, everything will become clear"
  609. >the words didnt matter, the sound of them made her warm and fuzzy
  610. >enough that it was tough to focus on all the cool designs
  611. >"take your time... i want you to be comfortable" she soothed
  612. >there was one that looked like a melting sonic rainboom that caught bowrain's eye
  613. >that must be a-
  614. >"POPPY SEED. GET THE **FUCK** AWAY FROM MY MAREFRIEND."
  615. >every mare in there shut up and looked at the door
  616. >Green FN
  617.  
  618. >it was crystal clear who she was talking to
  619. >and she dropped the act immediately, frozen like a caught flim flam brother
  620. >"i-i-i-i..." poppy stammered
  621. >"I NOTHING. GET THE FUCK OUT"
  622. >green literally grabbed her by the ear and hauled her one hoofed out of the filly's room, one of them gladly holding the door open
  623. >once green slammed the door behind her, she sat up on the sink to tend to bowrain
  624. >"ohmycelestia im so sorry i left you blumare, did she give you anything?"
  625. >bowrains mood started to sink like a rock in water
  626. >"she gave me some fruit gummy that looked normal"
  627. >green tried to hide her panic the minute she heard that
  628. >"oh no... here look at me real quick"
  629. >mood is approaching rock bottom at terminal velocity
  630. >bow didnt have a choice, since green forcibly grabbed her head under the chin
  631. >pupils as big as dinner plates
  632. >teeth clenched so hard her jaw veins were showing
  633. >"ok she just slipped you some molly, thats not too bad-"
  634. >bowrains face immediately sank into ugly cry mode
  635. >"IM SO SPBBBORRY GREEN" bowrain burst into treats and collapsed into the black mare
  636. >a few mares looked in shock, the rest knew exactly what was happening and sympathetically averted their gazes
  637. >"IM SUCH A PBBAD MAREFRIEND *hic* *snoof* I ShOULDVE PPPLISTENED TO BLUE DREEEEaaaam"
  638. >green just held her like she always does and gently swayed back and forth
  639. >the sobs stopped as quickly as they started
  640. >through the walls, the bass of 'desecrate through reverence' started to reverberate
  641. >so much for that
  642. >"hey renbo mare"
  643. >"wuuuut..."
  644. >"its ok, you didnt know what you were getting into, i shouldnt have let you get stranded like that, or... forced you to come in the first place..."
  645. >the buzz was killed, of course as Green's favorite song was being performed live ~50 feet away
  646. >like ecstasy does though...
  647. >"are you kidding!?!? this is SO. MUCH. FUN!" bowrain's mood finished the hard stop and reverse
  648.  
  649. >and started mlemming greens face like a golden retriever
  650. >liccing so hard that green could feel bowrain's nose shoved against her skull
  651. >of course the greenmare burst out laughing
  652. >and earned some weird looks from the pones still streaming in and out of the bathroom
  653. >"OK OK! haha, lets go back out there then! this is one of my favorites!"
  654. >back in the warehouse
  655. >the other half of the squad reached blue dream and miss eri right in the middle of the first chorus
  656. >blue immediately stopped singing along
  657. >"where the tartarus were you!?" she asked green, showing more emotion than ever
  658. >"bowrain met poppy seed. shes ok just on molly"
  659. >the mare in question was bouncing up and down to the rhythm with a huge dumb grin on her face, pupils still wide as ever
  660. >"i was so mad you have no idea" green rambled out
  661. >"swear to fucking luna next time i see her go after bowrain i see her im gonna buck her fucking-"
  662. >the chorus just ended
  663. >"MY PRESEEEEEEEEEEENCE. WONT BE IGNOOOOOOOOORED..." green belted out with all the other diehard fans surrounding them
  664.  
  665. >the molly wore off long before the setlist ended
  666. >but thats what bowrain needed to finally cut loose and throw herself into the moshpit
  667. >of course not without green and co right at her side
  668. >with a terse "THANKS PONIES FUCK YEAH," avenged ponyfold vanished into the backstage and the 4 pones left with lost voices, sore hooves and a lot of rage off their shoulders
  669. >a certain blumare being extremely thirsty, and downing an gallon of water as they flew away
  670. >a night like this only called for one place to finish it off
  671. >waffle house
  672. >which is where we join the 4 of them
  673. >"newbie now that i see you in the light, you look emo as *fuck* right now" eri announced to bowrain across from her
  674. >a very tired green fn having glued her head to the blumare's shoulder
  675. >"lemme see" bowrain said, slightly nervous to see what the result of her meltdown was
  676. >eri obliged by turning the salt thing sideways so bow could see herself in the reflection
  677. >her eyeliner did indeed run
  678. >but it made two perfectly symmetric tear lines that framed her face like a deviantart profile pic, with one more poking just below her right eyelid
  679. >taskfailedsuccessfully.png
  680. >"what *hhm* was the deal with that white pony anyway? poppy seed or whatever?" bowrain asked with a hoarse (lolpun) voice
  681. >"oh her? shes some druggie that hangs around and scams ponies at those shows. everypony hates her" eri answered, "just like me"
  682. >"she got me really good" blue dream said in a deadpan voice
  683. >"really?" bowrain asked
  684. >blue dream looked the most seasoned of all of them
  685. >"yeahh.. *mhmm*" green chimed in with a crackly whisper, being the last shreds of her voice
  686.  
  687. >after an extremely aggressive throat clear
  688. >"she gave blue dream a xanax pill *coof* and then a tab of acid, the whole time talking about spirits n' chakras n' shit *MMHmm*"
  689. >"then once she was tripping hoofas, she told bluey that it was 200-"
  690. >"-300-" blue dream chimed in
  691. >"-300 bits to bring some back for her friends, then basically took her money and *mhm* ran, leaving her *ack* bombed out of her brain on the sidewalk." green finished the story
  692. >"wow, thats low" bowrain reacted
  693. >"i know, she only targets noobs now cuz she knows were all onto her" eri filled in
  694. >"yeah it might look like a lot of ponies but everypony knows everypony in there. we all look out for each other" blue dream added on
  695. >"why dont you like kick her out or ban her or something?" bowrain questioned
  696. >the three ponies just shrugged with no reasonable answer
  697. >just in time for the waffle house mare to appear with their food and the mukbang to begin

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